William Rivers Pitt Plans Expensive Wedding

Pied Piper Pitt is getting married this October and, as he proudly told his fellow DUmmies, no expense will be spared to ensure that the Trust Fund Kid will enter the bliss of not quite holy matrimony. When you see what the money Pitt has planned for his wedding, you will burst out laughing especially when you see the humble barn (rural mansion) where the reception will take place as you can see in the pic below. However, the main topic of Pitt's THREAD, "MSNBC seems to think only Republican congressmen have opinions." Amazing. No network is more completely in the tank for Obama yet the Pied Piper is upset that they allow a few token Republicans to appear on MSNBC primarily in order to berate them. It seems the Pittster can't abide contrary opinions at all. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt plan his expensive wedding in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who is planning on rewatching "The Wedding crashers (Hee! Hee!) is in the [brackets]:

MSNBC seems to think only Republican congressmen have opinions. In the afternoons, anyway. That's OK. The afternoons are the time when only Republican congressmen watch MSNBC, so it's kind of a fused loop. But Jesus, they do love them some afternoon GOP lovin' on MSNBC these days. Porn has more dignity than this.

[How dare MSNBC which is completely in the tank for Obama allow a Republican congressman to appear on the tube for even a second. I'M OUTRAGED!!!]

I can see how people who watch TV in the afternoons get a different view of it than I do. It seems like every time I turn on MSNBC I see either Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow. That makes it very hard for me to believe that the media is strongly controlled by conservatives.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I work from home. Feel like I know the whole GOP caucus like family.

[WORK! And what sort of "work" do you do, Pitt, besides writing vanity press books that start out on Amazon at less than #300,000?]

And even on MSNBC they have that tool David Gregory, and Matthews always has on a ton of Repubs.

[Matthews has Republicans on his show primarily to berate them. Yesterday he got angry when a Republican congressman said (gasp) "Democrat" without the icky part.]

The M$M - workin overtime to convince us we're a divided country

[How can they do that when they know we are ALL blindly following the Blessed Barack.]

I hope you are right.. are you getting excited about the wedding? Guys have it so easy.. My son was cool & collected & my poor daughter in law was busy busy busy.. He was a bit nervous at the church part (we are not a religious family and her family is SUPER-Catholic)..

[Now comes the FUn part! The Pittster's wedding...]

Hey. I've been busting my arse planning this thing. We're having a husband-and-wife team who enters and wins national barbecue contests doing the cooking for the rehearsal dinner (my mom knows the wife), we're having the wedding reception in a big old beautiful barn with a silo and a gigantic stone fireplace, and we're doing all of this in the White Mountains right at the peak of the foliage season. All me, baby. C'mon, my fiancee works. Someone has to do it.

[LOL! You're having an award-winning barbecue team to cook up chow for the REHEARSAL? Does PETA know about this. How many animals are being slaughtered just for Pitt's wedding REHEASAL? As for that "barn" in the pic; If it don't have cow manure smells inside then it ain't a barn. And that rural mansion in the pic ain't no barn even though it might give the illusion of one to Trust Fund Kids who don't want to appear wealthy by marrying in either a cathedral or country club.]

Hey, I didn't know that! Congratulations, Will, to you and your wife-to-be!

[Will Pitt now be forced to donate the chow from the REHEARSAL dinner to some homeless food bank because of the negative publicity generated by this DUFU edition? Let them eat pulled pork!]