Friday, August 31, 2012

DUmmies Already Making Excuses For Election Loss


Well, it seems like some DUmmies have seen the handwriting on the wall and are already coming up with excuses for Obama losing in November. So what are their excuses? The usual suspects as you can see in this THREAD, "Why the Republicans could win big this year." You have seen it all before. Of course, DUmmies can never accept the REAL reason for an election loss. This is why the mental meltdown in DUmmieland in the event the Bamster loses could be monumental. The highest DUmmie meltdown ever which is really saying something. So let us watch the DUmmies line up their usual excuses in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, getting his popcorn and pizza stockpiled for election night entertainment, is in the [barackets]:

Why the Republicans could win big this year 

[Diebold. Need I say more?]

Why? Through cheating of course. Conservatives could never win in a free and fair election. They know that. So they will cheat. A lot. Here's how: 

[Prepare the leather restraining straps for DUmmie Glaisne on election night when he goes completely BERSERK.]

e 1. Voter ID Laws. These are being pursued by many states which are designed specifically to disenfranchise students, elderly, minorities, and the poor. 

[Yes, such a pity that they can't afford FREE photo ID.]

2. Purging Voter Rolls. Theses activities being pursued by such states as Florida, Texas, and Pennsylvania are using bad data and faulty pretexts to throw hundreds of thousands of legitimate voters off the voter rolls. 

[Sniff! Thousands of legitimate dead votes will be purged from the voter rolls. Zombies ARISE!!!]

3. Partisan Election Officials. Too many election officials in charge of the day to day running of the election are republican operatives and party supporters. Their actions include reducing early voting and reducing hours the polls are open. They are an obstruction to free and fair elections. 

[Yes, shame on them for closing the polls at the time they are legally required to do so.]

4. Direct Voter Suppression. Right wing tea bagger groups like True the Vote will be sending poll watchers to minority and poor dominated precincts with the specific aim to intimidate and interfere with voting by minorities and the poor. Other actions that will occur, especially in swing states, that have been done in the past include illegal police road blocks on roads leading to polling places, too few voting machines in democratic districts, a preponderance of broken and malfunctioning voting machines located at democratic districts. 

[Perhaps we need more of those Philly Black Panthers to act as poll watchers as they did in 2008.]

5. Electronic Voting Machines. Easily hacked and manipulated proprietary electronic voting machines are owned and maintained by companies with known support for republican candidates. These machines have been proven multiple times to be easily hacked and have provided unusual and unexpected results in many races. The companies have resisted investigation by claiming their machines are proprietary, which is a problem for fair and free elections. 

[Your voting machine is already set on "R."]

6. Unregulated and unlimited propaganda in campaigns through so called social welfare super pacs thanks to Citizens United. 

[DAMN YOU FIRST AMENDMENT!!!]

This means even greater effort on our part to get out the vote and register new voters. Do not underestimate the other side. They are motivated, disciplined, and are cheating! 

[How can they already be cheating if the vote hasn't even started yet? And now onb to the other DUmmies lining up their November excuses...]

You may be right, but we heard the same things in 2008. 

[Yes, isn't it strange how all this Republican "cheating" failed so miserably that year?]

They've made HUGE STRIDES in 4 years. 10% here, 10% there -- in just one or two swing states (it's already happening in Florida and PA) . . . 

[Practice makes perfect.]

Scares the bejeeezus out of me. Our side needs to be in the streets making noise about this. 

[Let the flatulent eruptions begin!]

I used an interactive electoral college map the other day. If you give Romney all of the states that he hold a >5% lead and you add in PA for the Voter ID laws, Florida for the voter purge, Wisconsin for the Voter ID laws, and Ohio for the Voting Machines. This gives Rmoney 268. All he would need to do is carry Virginia or North Carolina. Some scary stuff in my opinion. 

[Would you like me to send you a coupon for a FREE heavy doody Depends?]

These are all the reasons why we are no longer a Democracy... 

[On November 7 we shall send you a notice on which Walmart Detention Center to report to.]

15 Comments:

Blogger Dandapani said...

The DUmmies doth project too much!

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn those eeeeevil Republicans for wanting a fair and fraud free election! How the hell do they expect us DUmbasses to win an election if they purge the voter registration rolls of necro-Americans, convicted felons, and resident aliens? The Republicans not letting us cheat means the end of democracy as we know it! Woe is us!

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Scotty G. said...

The idea that minoritys in the millions are walking around without any ID is just silly. Everybody has an ID. Interesting to note however that white liberals are perfectly willing to assume that minoritys care so little about voting and are so unconcerned about who wins elections, that they will just give up their hard earned right to vote if faced with the prospect of having to take their drivers license out of their pocket. Talk about racists, the left doesn't think much of the minority voter. My favorite part of the post was this "Our side needs to be in the streets making noise about this" Translated in leftese "somebody else other than me should be in the streets making noise about this" Don't sprain your ankle getting up the stairs sweetheart on you way "to the streets!"

1:10 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

The total proof of the Troglaman Clones/Moonbat arguments utter and total lie is that case in Pennsylvania. The lady that brought the case went right down and got an ID after she lost the case where she was saying she wouldn't be able to get one.

There is only one conclusion from the DSA's efforts to quash any effort to stop voter fraud - they want to steal elections because they know they can't win on the merits except for a few isolated regions of the country. If IDs are required nation-wide the DSA ceases to be a national political party unless and until they abandon their current Anti-American Moonbat policies.

1:27 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Conservatives could never win in a free and fair election.

uhh huh.


Dandapani said...
The DUmmies doth project too much!


Sooooooo obvious.

1:44 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

2. Purging Voter Rolls. Theses activities being pursued by such states as Florida, Texas, and Pennsylvania are using bad data and faulty pretexts to throw hundreds of thousands of legitimate voters off the voter rolls.

Uhhh huh.

(D)Ullards: Legitimate voters = Bring out your dead. To vote! Twice!!

1:47 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

These are all the reasons why we are no longer a Democracy...

Hey!! It's crying Madi-Stoned man.

Free Clue: We're a representative republic, retards.

Half of these people should be institutionalized.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Half of these people should be institutinalized"...and the other half should be deported to the socialist paradise of their choice. If they refuse to choose, we can choose one for them.

Ogrrre

10:08 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Anonymous said...
(...)and the other half should be deported to the socialist paradise of their choice. If they refuse to choose, we can choose one for them.

Ogrrre


I've been saying that for.....well, a very, very long time. Get an up close and personal look at the socialist shitholes you clowns want to emulate.

Live there for a couple of years. They'll be hopping the first carbon spewing air carrier back to Jesusland screaming "God Bless Ronald Reagan"!

11:22 PM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Even leftist Hollyweirdos, who believe the United States is a "broken toy", who believe that the rich aren't paying their "fair share" (what ever that is) are wanting to move back to the US from France, after the French government decided to make the wealty pay their "fair share" (what ever that is) and raising the tax rate on the wealthy to 75%.
Yes, OWSers and DUmbasses, Johnny Depp is leaving the People's Democratic Republic of France, because he doesn't want to "work for free". What an evil capitalist!

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