"The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced"
One thing about our DUmmie Ant Farm: It is entertaining! The DUmmie Ants, with their cute little antics as they scurry about, are highly amusing! And from time to time--like, every day--something causes them to kick it into high gear. They start swirling about madly, taking their overwrought histrionics to another level. SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!
Shook-up Ants are FUnnie Ants! That's what we find today in this THREAD by DUmmie Hugabear, "The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced." The paranoia is palpable. The drama-queen posing, as the DUmmies seek to out-DU one another in fear and loathing of eeevil Rethuglicans--hilarious! These are the Days of Whine and Poses!
But before we get to the DUmmies themselves, let us sing our DUmmie FUnnies anthem, "That's a DUmmie." Click the music link and sing along!
THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"
When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.
Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
And now let us pull up a seat and watch our endlessly entertaining DUmmie Ants get all shook up, in Fire Ant Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to a super shake-up in November, is in the [brackets]:
The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced
[DUmmie Hugabear is all shook up. Please proceed, DUmmie Hugabear . . .]
And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.
[Direrer than all of them--combined--is the GOP!!]
The GOP, if left to their own devices, would absolutely devastate this country. There would be no middle class. Just the wealthy, and the near-slaves to support them. Honestly, I'm sure they would reinstate slavery given the chance.
[The GOP, left to their own devices . . .]
"Set phasers to SHACKLE."
Their attitude toward the poor and needy in this country is appalling. Given their way, there would be absolutely no assistance at all.
[Well, except for family, friends, church, community, private charities--you know, like people used to help people, before the government got in the way.]
Starvation would become common in many areas.
[Hopefully, benburch's belly would be one of those areas.]
Diseases once thought to be contained to Third World countries would rear up.
[OK, enough about benburch.]
Hospitals would demand payment up front (some already do), those who can't pay are SOL.
[LOL! Hospitals, many of which were started by us eeevil Christians, have ALWAYS made provisions for caring for the indigent.]
We already know how they feel about climate change. They are prepared to kill the planet just to fill their coffers.
[It's our "Coffins for Coffers" program.]
The GOP would do what 200+ years of foreign and domestic enemies could never do.
[With frauds like these, who needs enemies? Thank you, DUmmie Hugabear. Now let's hear from your fellow shook-up Ants . . .]
um, they are well on their way to accomplishing their goals.
[Frightening, isn't it?]
And what's so strange about that is the Republican Party was the one who FREED the slaves!!!
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
the "Republican Party" from back then has as much resemblance to current repukes as the original Tea Party had the current teabaggers.
[Well, actually, that would be true! The forced redistribution of wealth--i.e., the basis of the Democrat platform--IS a form of involuntary servitude. And Tea Parties, both then and now, ARE opposed to oppressive taxation. So you have stumbled into a truth!]
Ahahahahaha . . . nice try, little troll
[But DUmmie tonybgood (77 posts) protests . . .]
First of all, I'm not a troll!!!
[A sure sign of a troll. Buh-bye, DUmmie tonybgood!]
Bin Laden was less of a threat to this country!
[And we know what Obama did to Osama!]
Bin Laden was a mere tool of the RepubliCon Party.
[A mere tool! Probably a NeoCon himself, a closet JOOOOO!!]
given how much the idiot right believes obama was born in kenya, there's more proof dick cheney basically made UBL a puppet and did the dirty deed.
[Ha! PROOF that Darth Cheney was behind it! MIHOP!]
The "new" GOP is the rise of Sociopaths united.
[The same old Democrat Party is the rise of Sociolists united.]
It is the biggest threat this country has ever seen.
[EV-VER!]
The problem is too many Americans are too F'en ignorant to get what is happening, lambs to the slaughter.
[What is happening when we read you DUmmies is laffs to the laughter!]
We need to somehow codify in law a collection of laws that make it so that if sociopaths try to violate the people within a society or the broad society as a whole, that their avaricious behavior would trigger immediate penalties --- loss of property up to loss of freedom.
[DUmmie 6502 is getting in touch with his Inner Fascist. Please continue . . .]
Personally, along with this kind of law should be included a kind of repeat-offenders provision: individual members (direct bosses up the chain) of the organizations that repeatedly violate these laws should then be psychologically evaluated. If they are found to be sociopathic, then they would be prohibited from being placed in any leadership roles that could effect the society (eg. no running companies... no government work... no managing offices... etc...) and placed in psychological care for evaluation to determine when and if they can be released back into the general society.
We have no excuse to allow avaricious sociopathic acts to go unchallenged on the basis of "freedom".
[Yeah, that "freedom" stuff is overrated. Thank you for this insight into the liberal mind, DUmmie 6502.]
I, for one, don't think all or even most RW'ers are crazy. I think that the majority of them have simply fallen for oversimplified sound bites as solutions to complex problems (close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back, etc). . . .
[Close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back--hey, that sounds pretty good! Why don't we try that!]
The majorrity of them would be happy to have us strung up in concentration camps or put to death. They are sociopaths.
[Concentration camps?? No way! You must be thinking of those Bain Reeducation Centers being built out on the salt flats of Utah.]
That's just crazy talk.
[Ergo, perfect for DUmmieland.]
I think if not checked, we are headed for a theocratic dystopia.
[Stop the theocratic dystopia! Support the Democrats' War on Religion!]
There are a lot of good people who vote republican. . . . I just don't agree that all gun-toting, Christian, pro-life, pro-death penalty, climate change-denying right-wingers are sociopaths.
[HERESY!]
My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver's license picture and whispered, "I registered as a Democrat."
[And see? Look what the Rethuglicans did to her! Dead within a year. Those d*mn theocratic dystopians!]
As for not wanting to demonize the Repukes like they do us, why don't you go play tiddly winks down at the Senior Center? We're in a struggle for america, and those who don't want to play rough should get the f*** out of the way.
[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]
Oy, you are going just a wee bit over the top with that contention. Get back to me when the GOP is shooting people in the streets.
[Hey, now THERE'S a thought! Thanx!]
The Yellowstone caldera exploding might be a bigger threat.
[Old Fateful.]
repubLIEcon, Treason be thy name. May they all BURN.
[Throw them in the caldera!]
They're nuts!
[Throw them to the squirrels!]
They are vampires. . . .
[Call Abraham Lincoln! . . . Wait, he was a Republican himself. . . .]
Mean-spirited, bigoted, rotten-to-the-core people. . . .
[And those are their GOOD points!]
The GOP needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. . . .
[Love, love, love . . .]
they are the most dangerous ideology on earth.
To the World really. They should be tried Globally.
[To The Hague with them!]
We outnumber them. We have the second amendment to protect us.
[Feel the irony!]
The number of recs on this is unbelievable. If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone.
["Beginning to"???]
posted by PJ-Comix at 2:18 PM
23 Comments:
Wow man, Republicans are bad man. Worse than the Khmer Rouge, worse than the nazis,worse than Stalin, worse than the Mongols, worse than bin Laden on his worst day, worse than Attila and his Huns. They're bad man! They're gonna reintroduce slavery and lynching, we're all gonna die if Romeny and his Morman hordes are elected.
They're not only a threat to America but a threat to the world! The fucking universe, man! Only Obama can save us from Tea Party tyranny.
"The number of recs on this is unbelievable. If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone." - A crazed Troglaman Clone/Moonbat having a brief moment of mental clarity.
Too late...it already IS a truly twisted version of THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
Thank God they are too busy trying to scam the Social Security and Workers' Comp disability systems to actually organize such outrageously Fascist ideas into any sort of real action.
DAT
She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died...
...And ever since she died, she's voted Democrat.
Son of the Godfather:
I snorted. Literally snorted.
Thanks for the laugh.
WOW! So the little old ladies going into the Mt Pisgah Baptist Church on Sunday carrying their green bean caseroles are a bigger threat to America than Habib and Muhamed carrying their AK47s and RPGs. I never wooda thunk it.
The average white family having a church social picnic to raise money for a local burn victim, complete with fried chicken and potato salad, is a bigger threat than a group of nazis walking up to a Polish farmhouse.
WOW! Damn those little old Christian ladies and their fried chicken. Damn those church socials that raise money for LOCAL charities. They should all be hanged!!!!!! DAMNTOHELL my god-fearing, hard-working, tax-paying, freedom-loving family. I should kill them all, quit my job, renounce my religion, go on welfare and convert to communist to help this country get on the right track!
You're getting there, envisio. Just remember not to use a firearm to kill your family, 'cause, y'know, like, umm, gunz is eee-vil. Just ask Demoscummie if you ever have the misfortune to run across him. Never mind, he'll volunteer his bent ideas.
--Tennessee Budd
Never forget: Nazis were leftists.
Well that depends on what the guns are used for. In the mentally disturbed liberal mind:
Guns owned by law-abiding American citizens = Bad
Guns used to protect myself and my family = Bad
Guns used to 'stand my ground' and protect my property = Bad
Guns used to kill drug-ridden social parasites that want to invade my home = Bad
Guns used to hunt and kill game for food = Bad
Guns used by Islamic 'freedom fighters' to kill westerners = Good
Guns used to kill Christians = Good
..and according to this article,
Guns used to round up and execute Republican American citizens = Good
Kudos to whomever is building the camps on the slat flats. Driving through them on I-80, not a stick or brick is visible. Hidden in the great salt forest maybe?
OK. Here's a little game. Who said this? Republican or Taliban...
“laws should try as much as possible to comport with the higher law and also should comport with what reason would dictate. And what reason dictates is that children need mothers and fathers. … Some say well, through technology, same-sex couples can have children. Well they can, through either adoption, or artificial insemination…but they don’t get the mother and a father.”
Taliban or Republican?
How 'bout this?
“But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.”
Taliban or Republican. Or this?
“It's like having a flower, or a rose. You water it and keep it at home for yourself, to look at it and smell it. It [a woman] is not supposed to be taken out of the house to be smelled.”
Taliban or Republican? One more...
“Thirty years of hedonism, [they] have driven God out of the public forum, and it is time we put Him back in.”
Taliban or Republican?
Googling is cheating. See how you do.
Bonus question!!!
“God is the one who chooses our rulers.”
Taliban or Republican?
Trog, do you really want to get into quotes from terrorists?
"Death to America"
"Soldiers should turn their weapons on their commanders"
"America sucks"
"Down with capitalism"
Are these soundbites from islamic extremists or Che t-shirt wearing unemployed hippies?
The whole meaning to this thread is how much American people suck and even suggests killing off half the country. Is that terrorist talk or is that leftist talk? Wait, they are one in the same.
...and I have a bonus question for you...
Who is the drunken teenage unemployed faggot that comes to DUmmie FUnnies to spout off idiotic hippy ramblings?
Troglaman's silly when he's being pusillanimous. Lashing out like a child who knows he's wrong but thinks his only option is to blame others for his own shortcomings.
Ah, my dear Troglaman, I wish also to play at thy game.
Dost thou knoweth of whom I speak when I quote from those amongst us, unknown to you, and God's peace be upon him? The name thou hast heard, surely, but in the manner that he has, I believe, somehow escapethed (sic) you.
Now shalt thou riddle me this ... who amongst the Taliban, Obama sin Laden, or another who hast said,
"Of all dispositions which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensible supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism, who should labor to support these great pillars."
"There is no TRUTH more thoroughly established than that there exists ... an indissoluble union between virtue and happiness ... The propitious smiles of Heaven can NEVER be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right which Heaven itself has ordained.
"It is the duty of ALL nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty [Allah, ahem], to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor."
And by whom has this Fatwa been issued?
"No purpose of any action against religion can be imputed to any legislation, state or national, because this is a religious people ... this is a (fill in the blank) nation."
Here is a little something more for you to chew on Mr. Troglaman, and the next time you look in the mirror you can be more certain of what you have become.
In one of the Department of Defense films produced during WW II, they had a series entitled "Why We Fight." In a scene from that movie, they depicted those foul Nazis tearing the 10 Commandments from a courtromm wall.
I am hoping this might awaken you to a "Bridge on the River Kwai" moment, before it's too late. You know the one, don't you? Alec Guinesses character faces his momnet of truth and says, "What have I done?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PskoqCtRFD4&feature=related
Neither Googling nor re-examining your entire life is cheating.
"I am hoping this might awaken you to a "Bridge on the River Kwai" moment, before it's too late." Tom
And you've all already had one. Rhetoric's cheap.
Think we should keep throwing rhetoric at each other and arguing which is worst?
Of course you do. It's what you do best. I'll accuse you of parallels to the Taliban and you'll accuse me of parallels to the Nazis, Muslims and Stalin (which doesn't make a whole lot of sense but fuck it).
"Wow man, Republicans are bad man. Worse than the Khmer Rouge, worse than the nazis,worse than Stalin, worse than the Mongols, worse than bin Laden on his worst day, worse than Attila and his Huns. They're bad man!" kat
Would you like me to cull a wingnut commenter who's said the same thing about me? Or Dummies in general? You know I can do it.
The point is, you stupid dumbshits, is that it's a fool's exercise. And you're all more than willing to play. Especially you, Tom.
Congress voted this week to repeal Obamacare...for the 33rd time. It won't pass the Senate and even if it did, Obama would veto. This has been true since health care reform passed. Repealing is impossible at this time. Congress knows this.
Know how much this little game has cost you and I? 50 million dollars.
Just so you know, you fiscally responsible invertebrates.
" It's what you do best. I'll accuse you of parallels to the Taliban and you'll accuse me of parallels to the Nazis, Muslims and Stalin"
But conservates have nothing to do with the Taliban in any way, shape or form.
You on the other hand are a fascist insect.
"Would you like me to cull a wingnut commenter who's said the same thing about me?"
What's wrong with telling the truth about an idiotic facist fucktard like you?
"Repealing is impossible at this time."
Just wait until November, you fascist window licker.
"Just so you know, you fiscally responsible invertebrates."
$15,000,000,000, you fascist douchewaffle.
Watching Troglaman The Guttersnipe ricochet off the walls as he angrily power-slams his head up his ass and howls like a mad dog in absolute terror in the face of reality....
Typical of what a gutless lingini-spined reprobate you are Guttersnipe.
You are one of the sickest and most perverted jerks on the planet, Guttersnipe. Your cowardice is beneath contempt.
"But conservates have nothing to do with the Taliban in any way, shape or form." TANSTAAFL
So you're saying you can you tell the difference between the Taliban and the Republicans?
Enlighten us.
" So you're saying you can you tell the difference between the Taliban and the Republicans?
Enlighten us."
Easy, the Taliban wear sheets for clothes and towels for hats. The republicans you are referring to are usually wearing suits.....
hey dildo, link to source material.
You corrupt the intellectual stream.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8002/7535679622_6fda42418e.jpg
You have stolen intellectual property.
look to Scari.org your source.
Link to the real material, it's not yours to sperad like a sperm wail in the winderness.
Link to source ass-hole
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