Monday, February 27, 2012

KOmmie Mental Meltdown In Republican Rage Rant

Remember that hypocritical RANT by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT last year about conservatives supposedly engaged in hate rhetoric in the wake of the Gabby Giffords shooting? It has the height of hypocrisy not only because it was completely wrong but because it turned out that Pitt himself had been banned for threatening extreme violence upon a homeless woman, Bobo the Hobo. Well, take a look at this sanity-challenged KOmmie THREAD with the krazed title of "Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**..." And believe me, as you shall see, the rabid frothing of the text is definitely in keeping with the hate-filled title.

However, before we go further, and since I mentioned WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, I have a special treat for you in the form of a MENDACITY ALERT. Here is a QUOTE by Pitt in which he proudly boasts of his descent from William Pitt the Elder who, along with his son, was a British Prime Minister:

"I am a direct descendant of Pitt the Elder on my father's side. His father, my grandfather, became a genealogist after he retired from medicine, and traced our family all the way back to the 1600s."

Well, I checked WIKIPEDIA and double checked it against other sources and there are NO direct descendants of William Pitt the Elder named Pitt. William Pitt the Elder had three sons. Son William Pitt the Younger, also a Prime Minister, never married and had no children. Son John Pitt did marry but had no children. Finally, a third son, James Charles Pitt, died at the age of 19 or 20 and had NO CHILDREN. I even checked on the two daughters of William Pitt the Elder on the off-chance that they had sons to whom they gave the Pitt name. Nope. The daughters all had daughters...none with the Pitt last name. Therefore, in recognition of the extreme mendacity of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, including his "scoop" about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006, I am recommending that Pitt be appointed to the position of Press Secretary for the Elizabeth Warren campaign in MA. Oh, and Warren can get a really good recommendation on Pitt's loyalty from his previous employer, Dennis Kucinich. Hee! Hee!

And now we plunge down to the depths of insanity and watch the KOmmies howl at the moon in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who claims to be a direct descendant of Roderick the Ridiculous who was the court jester for Charlemagne, is in the [brackets]:

Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...

[Ranted KOmmie Troubadour from the confines of his Rubber Room.]

...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shit-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

[Speaking of mendacious, did you know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is a direct descendant of William Pitt the Elder...in his own mind?]

...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

[Obviously you're looking for a Rubber Room upgrade.]

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome, Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...


[Should we tie you down with the leather straps now or wait until after November's election results?]

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.

[I'm sort of in the mood now for another of those hypocritical lectures the Left was feeding us last year on the subject of hate rhetoric. And now to the other KRazed Kommies...]

I agree with every word in this post!!

[Good news! There's room for two in KOmmie Troubadour's Rubber Room.]

Hopefully, you treated yourself to a nice glass of Pinot Noir wine after writing this post!

[Laced with the venom that he was spewing.]

I hate conservatives as much as a man can hate. They're stupid and evil; breathtakingly ignorant of the way the world works and even of their own needs and eager to impose suffering in the name of personal gain and moral judgement. They have nothing to say worth listening to: Bronze Age superstitions and naked narcissism and greed wrapped up together in pure cynicism. Everything that they want is objectively bad for the country and the world. Conservatism and liberalism/progressivism are mutually exclusive worldviews and value systems; I don't believe in compromising with them because I don't see how we can do that and continue to be liberals. I certainly don't believe that there is any room for conservatives in the liberal utopia.

[Ship them off the the re-education camps!]

Democrats do not employ this rhetoric. Liberals do not employ this rhetoric. Progressives do not employ this rhetoric. Decent people of any stripe do not employ this rhetoric.

[But Troubadour and his fellow KOmmies DO employ this rhetoric. Can't you read?]

This is a rant. It's clever and funny and I would like to say it's over the top, but actually a lot of it is pretty accurate. But it's not a call to action; it's a rant.

[Really? After this rant by KOmmie Troubadour, I would definitely force him to pass through multiple metal detectors should he ever get near any of the Republican candidates. Oh, and a full anal cavity search by Ben Burch would be advisable too.]

to the schoolmarms who thought this little ditty was JUST AWFUL: would you feel the same way while being shepherded into one of the koch bros. "political re-education" camps that you just know are on the drawing board someplace? let's talk when the "liberals" are being hunted from helicopters (JUST AWFUL!)

[You will be hunted from helicopter drones which will hit you with tranquillizer darts and then set you up on stage for our comedic entertainment.]

Find any post from redstate or any other right-site that even comes close to the "hateful invective" Troubadour threw down here. Do you even read redstate? I should think not. If you did, you would know better.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

23 Comments:

Anonymous Skully said...

Wow!! He's probably pissed because his Conservative brother is getting a tax refund and he isn't.

It's OK my little moonbat, you actually have to pay taxes to get a refund. Since your mommy still claims you on her return, you should demand your "fair share" of her refund. If she refuses; threaten to start an "Occupy Mommy's basement" movement...

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

And how does troubadour plan to compensate for all that CO2 he blurted out? Because if he doesn't, he's evil.

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DUmbass was doing some major league projecting here, backed by weapons grade stooopid

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how you get this kind of vitriol from your average DUmmie, yet Debbie Wasserman Schultz is STILL trying to pin blame on the Tea Party for the Arizona shooting. I'm surprised the left hasn't suggested the same motive for the Chardon High shooting.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous harold monolith said...

Heh, the DUmmie rage boys are at it again. It's the elctronic version of Orwell's "two minutes hate".

5:58 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

If you want to know what the reactionary Left is, look at what they are accusing others of being.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Well, now we know where Troglaman The Guttersnipe went - DailyKos.

2:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think he ever left there Jerome. I think he just ran out of things to say here.

About December 2004.

My guess is he finally left because the dead chicken he's been beating since then finally wore out.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Makes sense to me Anon 7:41...it's either that or all that Everclear and LSD caught up with him.

11:26 PM  
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12:37 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

"sommelier-abusing" ???

WTF?

Really?

LOL.. Kind of makes ya wonder doesn't it?? LOL

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

So Republicans abuse wine stewards eh? They really are barbarians...

2:47 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Seems the Moonbat/Troglaman Clone community is taking a lot of joy in the tragic death of Andrew Breitbart:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/01/1069855/-He-s-Dead-Jim?via=tag

"Breitbart grew up as a disturbed angry man who spent his career lying about anybody who promoted democracy and justice in this country. He slouched toward Fox News to be born with one smear campaign against progressives after the next, blaming the Clarence Thomas hearings for his "conversion" (his word) to knownothing conservatism. But the Leftwing Noise Machine thinks it was the whiskey. True to form, in his last public appearance ( the annal cult gathering of rightwing hierophants at the Conservative Political Action Conference) a couple weeks ago, he spewed spittle and comments about how Democrats are evil, evil.

That about sums up his obituary. A true conservative life. The only real issue is whether he was roller skating when he collapsed on the street. We think he was."



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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/01/1069795/-Marking-the-Death-of-an-Evil-Person?via=tag

"Andrew Breitbart was a brutal, revolting, disgusting piece of trash who undermined this country and represented the worst of American politics. None of us will ever have to worry about the workings of his evil ways again. He is done. He will be remembered not for whatever good was in him but for being a destroyer of our way of life. He wasted his life and made our lives that much harder. The world is better off and brighter without him. Good riddance."

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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/01/1069731/-I-ll-say-it-about-Breitbart?via=tag

"He was a piece of shit. Period.

Just because he is now dead does not change that fact. At all.

I know I'm supposed to be sensitive about the fact that he just died. There is always a certain modicum of respect that is given to those who recently pass away. That respect is apparently given to anyone, even those whom we do not respect.

I'm sorry, but Breitbart doesn't even qualify for that. He was a complete piece of shit, ripe full of vitriolic hate for anyone who disagreed with his views - you know, us. That alone doesn't disqualify him though. Because not only did he despise anything progressive or liberal, not only did he deliberately obfuscate and outright lie with both his words and postings of edited videos about us and groups that help our cause, he willingly attempted and successfully destroyed lives and reputations in the process.

And the smug bastard smiled while doing it.

He deserves no respect, not while he's living and certainly not in his afterlife. I do apologize to those I offend by this, if that means something to others, but I really don't see this any other way."


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Anonymous KayInMaine said...

CLICK TO GET INLIGHTINIED!!!!!

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kay there's a spel...

Ah, skip it.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Skul said...

Poor Kay.
Can't even troll DUFU for hits anymore.
Troggy boy sits in the cormer and pouts.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is "inlightinied"? Surely this is the product of 12+ years of the finest of government run schools.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the first several paragraphs, I thought my MIL had written me an email.

Huh.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Hargrove said...

Well, now we know where Troglaman The Guttersnipe went - DailyKos.

7:41 PM  

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