"President Obama, a DU member?"
What does Barry do when he's not out golfing? We now find out: He's hanging out on DU! Hey, it could happen. Just see this THREAD, "President Obama, a DU member?"
So let us now do as Dear Reader does, which is go to DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]:
President Obama, a DU member?
[He'd fit right in!]
According to James Fallows in The Atlantic Magazine: "Obama is more likely to be spending time with papers or a book, or even to be online—prowling through the same blogs and news sites as the rest of us"
[Prowling online like the rest of us. Praise Algore!]
So do you think he wanders around here reading all our little snippets and snappets?
[To be sure. He gets historical perspective from Nadin Brzezinski and profound speechifying from William Rivers Pitt.]
President Obama, do you?
[President Obama, DU!]
So this is who keeps alerting on Trumad.
[DUER DEFEATS TRUMAD]
You caught me. . . . You all didn't really buy that dentist crap did you?
[In his secret identisty, Obama had been speaking tooth to power.]
Yeah, but he spends all his time in the Lounge.
[Posting there under "MiddleFingerBam."]
I DO know he has his staff monitoring message boards. . . .
[BIG BRUTHA IS WATCHING YOU.]
DU would be a great resource because I've seen him implement several of my suggestions.
[Although he did change "Pot Summit" to "Beer Summit."]
Mr. President, I need a damned job! If you're cribbing my sheet, man, you've got hire me as a contractor or something.
[Get in line. Will the Shill Pitt is ahead of you.]
He'd never get anything else accomplished.
[Clue: He isn't getting anything accomplished anyway.]
Michelle would keep asking if he was going to spend all his time on the computer. That, and is that all he cared about.
[Let's see . . . spending time on DU, or spending time with Michelle. . . . Tough choice. But if it gets him out of having to listen to Michelle, I'm guessing he's on DU.]
wouldnt that be something if Obama all this time had been an undercover Duer!
[What if, though, he's a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Maybe he defends himself vigorously and is known as a hard core Obama supporter.
[He probably says that it's those nasty Repukes that are forcing him to the center.]
As long as he doesn't post his position on gay marriage, which would result in him being banned.
[benburch likes to post his positions.]
If Skinner is true to his word then President Obama would be immediately tombstoned.
if the President registered here with an anonymous username and posted something besides LOL or KNR, his "voice" as it were . . . would be spotted.
[The "ums" would give him away.]
I know he is, because he sends me private DU e-mail all the time. He asks my advice on serious national and international issues.
[Great advice on that "Fast and Furious" plan, by the way. Supply weapons to Mexican drug cartels, to use against our border patrol. Brilliant! Holder signed off on that, pronto!]
Oh, wait. I was just imagining all of that. Never mind.
[No, even a DUmmie could not be that dumb.]
He's perfectly welcome to visit the Socialist Progressives Group anytime.
[Obama's got it bookmarxed.]
The gig is up CaliforniaPeggy! I know you are Obama!
["My dear fellow Americans. . . ."]
Maybe he hangs out in the DU2: GD Presidency section. . . .
[DU2: The Land That Time Forgot.]
Hi, Mr. President!
[OK, DUFU readers, let's try to guess Obama's DU screen name. What is it? "Will 'em Rivers of Debt"? "Nadir Buttinski"? "kaput"? "Skinnier"? "MinimalMan"? "B.O. the Hobo"? Let's hear your ideas!]