DUmmies Happy Obama Angered Catholics
There is a DUFU edition in the very near future that I am going to have an absolute BLAST writing. It is when Obama is forced to REVERSE his decision to force Catholic hospitals and other institutions to provide contraceptive services via ObamaCare. Perhaps this regime thought they were being "reasonable" when they gave these institutions an extra year to fall into lockstep with their mandate. I am sure they never expected this MASSIVE reaction against this by the Catholics. Right now I'm positive the Bamster is cursing out his advisers (Axelrod? Sibelius? Jarret?) for putting him in a position that any seasoned politician would know to avoid in an election year, namely do NOT piss off a major section of the electorate. Rush Limbaugh himself today stated that he thought that Obama would be forced into a humiliating RETREAT on this policy:
RUSH: Folks, let me tell you something. Don't be surprised if the regime reverses this. I've heard that they're rethinking it, that Obama might be rethinking this ban that he's put in effect on the Catholic church and the schools and so forth. And it could be true. It could be true. I mean even Muslim clerics have come out against this decision.
You can see the DUmmies enjoying their temporary gloat in this THREAD, "President Obama was going to piss off somebody...he chose the Catholic Church. Good on 'im." So enjoy it for now, DUmmies, because it won't last long. Soon Obama will CAVE to reality and then embarrassing Freudenschade will kick in. So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the very fleeting "victory" of Obama over the Catholics in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already licking his chops at the prospect of the inevitable outrage of the DUmmies soon to come when Obama ultimately caves, is in the [barackets]:
President Obama was going to piss off somebody...he chose the Catholic Church. Good on 'im.
[Good on 'im for flushing his election chances, along with that piss, down the toilet.]
I was listening to a discussion on Chucky Toad's show this morning, and the point was brought up that the administration knew SOMEONE was going to be pissed off about his health care plan. They had to make a choice; piss of the Catholic Church (their spokesman whined about how oppressed the felt -- all I could think of was Monty Python, "Look, he's oppressing me!"), or upset women. Obama decided to side with the women of America instead of the tax-exempt church with so many problems of its own.
[Actually Obama is going to piss off EVERYONE including YOU, DUmmie Atman after he is forced to CAVE.]
I think he should be applauded for that decision. As a reformed Catholic, I am disgusted at their whining, their bigotry, their child molestation...just about everything about the Catholic Church. But I still like women. Women's health should NOT be a bargaining chip, and the Catholic Church should remain a church, not a political organization. If they want to get involved in politics, let them give up their tax-exempt status and play on the same field as everybody else. Otherwise, I say STFU.
[Is a Reformed Catholic the same as a KENNEDY CATHOLIC?]
politically risky however. Lets see how it pans out.
[It will pan out into a freak out by the DUmmies when the inevitable cave by Obama kicks in. Freudenschade, baby!]
It's only politically risky if they allow the debate to be framed by the Corporate Media.
["Framed." The favorite buzzword of one Lackoff.]
Obama won the Catholic vote 56-44 in the last election. Catholics are concentrated in the battleground states. If he loses the Catholic vote he will lose those states and the election.
[From your lips to Goddess Gaia's ears.]
Catholics are concentrated in Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania which will all be battleground states this election.
[This idiotic decision by the Regime will even turn Massachusetts into a battleground state.]
If NJ is a battleground state, we have lost
[Reality check! Even Rhode Island is now a battleground state. It's all part of Obama's amazing Multi-Dimensional chess strategy of pissing off as many voting blocks as possible.]
I think you are framing the issue wrong.
[It that you, Lackoff?]
I was surprised by the number of MSNBC people who would on camera self identify as being Catholic.
[You would prefer that they self-identify as Wiccan?]
No need to piss of the leaders of America's fastest growing religion. Should have bribed them off instead first.
[We already know that Bart Stupak took the bribe. A nice cushy lobbying job in exchange for stabbing Catholics in the back on ObamaCare.]
The Catholic hierarchy thrives on outrage...
[I'm going to THRIVE on DUmmie outrage when Obama caves soon.]
Funny, I was told on this website that I'd better believe that he would cave.
[And you're going to be VERY FUnnie when Obama does cave. Soon. Very soon.]
Some days on DU, it seems like people choose to believe the worst about the President, before they've even put their socks on in the morning.
[Obama cave? Naw, it couldn't possibly happen. Hee! Hee!]
Obama has signaled a willingness to compromise. I don't know how this will come out;
[I know how this will come out. A cave by Obama followed by an extremely HILARIOUS DUFU when the DUmmie heads explode.]
My loss of patience is with those who do not understand that simple reality.
[The simple reality is that this Regime unnecessarily pissed off a large voting group and now have to do a HUMILIATING U-turn which makes them look even weaker. Yes a FUn DUFU will soon be born.]
The Catholic Church and Southern Baptists must lose their tax-exempt status.
[Charles Henrickson feels deprived since you left out LCMS Lutherans.]