Palinoia strikes deep: DUmmies DUped by Palin-invade-Egypt spoof!
Palinoia strikes deep. Into DU it will freep. . . . Yes, every day of the month the moonbats suffer from PMS (Palin Madness Syndrome). It causes the DUmmies to believe just about anything--anything bad--about Sarah Palin. Thus they will fall for even an obvious piece of satire written about Mama Grizzly, thinking it is true.
That's what happened the other day in DUmmieland. It started when the media guy the DUmmies most look up to, Rachel Mancow, read a portion of an article about Mooselini preparing to invade Egypt--a satirical piece--and Rachel thought it was true! And so the mind-numbed DUmmie robots blindly followed.
And to document this DUping of the DUmmies, today we will look at posts from . . .
This THREAD, "Rachel Maddow: "Did You Know You Secretly Dream Of The Annihilation Of Israel?"
This THREAD, "Rachel I love you for doing this backgrounder on Egypt"
This THREAD, "Ok the revolution is extending to the media"
This THREAD, "Christwire. org... and eschatology"
This THREAD, "My apologies DU"
Now the FUnniest thing of all in this is that the DUmmie who got DUped the worst is none other than nadinbrzezinski. Know-it-all Nadin likes to fancy herself the DUmp's resident authority on international relations, foreign affairs, trend-spotting, and all things geopolitical. She's got a DEGREE in HISTORY, d*mmit, plus that hard-to-spell foreign-sounding name. So when a story like a brewing revolution in Egypt hits the news, why, you can be sure that Know-it-all Nadin will be all over that like white on rice!
So let us now watch the gullible DUmmies, especially Know-it-all Nadin, let their PMS get the better of them, in Red Sea Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if PJ can get the DUmmies a coupon for $5 off a Bridge to Nowhere I'd like to sell them, is in the [brackets]:
Rachel Maddow: "Did You Know You Secretly Dream Of The Annihilation Of Israel?"
[Rachel Maddow, did you know you're about to be taken in by your Palinoia?]
Also out in that way, way beyond region, the website christwire.org believes that "The escalating crisis in Egypt could become a defining moment for Sarah Palin...Governor Palin needs to speak out publicly and forcibly for an American-led invasion to protect our interests in North Africa. As the largest recipient of foreign aid next to Israel, the United States has a tremendous investment in keeping Egypt stable and relatively terrorist-free...Upon her direction, other Western nations are sure to join us."
[This "christwire.org" piece that Rachel quotes, about Palin calling for an invasion of Egypt--this is the satire that Rachel falls for.]
Does Christwire suggest a tax to pay for this invasion? Or will Jesus miraculously provide guns, bombs, loaves, and fishes?
[DUmmie aquart falls for it too!]
Oh dear, Rachel fell for the satire. Christwire is a spoof. . . .
[Shhh! Quiet! Don't let Know-it-all Nadin hear you!]
Of course I fell for it. I never heard of it before. And I trust Rachel.
[In Rachel We Trust.]
Oh crap. I didn't look at the site, I just went by Rachel's show...I should know better, too.
[DUmmie MiaCulpa issues her mea culpa.]
Huh, she fell for christwire?!?! Its not too hard to realise its a hoax when u actually go on the site. Some headlines:
"Why is Pet Turtle Masturbation One of the Internet’s Hottest New Trends"
"Xbox Kinect: Video Game or Terrorist Training Tool"
"New Camera To Scan Asian Faces For Signs Of Communist Ties"
[benburch will tell you that the pet turtle thing is no hoax!]
Rachel definitely dropped the ball there.
[Rachel is not used to handling balls.]
If Sarah leads this army,
We will outshine the sun,
We will outshine the sun,
We will outshine the sun;
If Sarah leads this army,
We will outshine the sun,
And we’ll walk the golden streets on high.
[Onward, Palinistas! To Cairo--and beyond!]
[So some DUmmies initially were DUped but soon came to discover their error. But not so with Know-it-all Nadin. It began like this. When she heard Rachel talking about Egypt, Nadin was quick to jump in and display her superior knowledge and to lecture us all on the significance of the events in Egypt . . .]
Rachel I love you for doing this backgrounder on Egypt
[Yes, Rachel, you and I, nadinbrzezinski, can show these stupid Americans the importance of INTERNATIONAL GEOPOLITICS AND THE COMING WORLDWIDE REVOLUTION!]
for all who are unfamiliar and have cable, turn her show on.
[You unfamiliar, unenlightened, parochial peons!]
It will catch you up
[Not all the way to ME, of course.]
This is a revolution and it is scaring the pants off the elites.
[Nadin tells us what we are seeing, which we wouldn't have known unless she told us.]
Ok the revolution is extending to the media
[Nadin spots a trend!]
How many of you knew of AJ or Democracy Now? How many of the average Murican who watches the RMS and does not watch or read DU do you think are going ... what is AJ, what is Democracy Now?
[But Know-it-all Nadin--SHE knew what AJ was (Al Jazeera) LONG before you stupid Muricans!]
Have you slept lately? Maybe you should take a break.
[One DUmmie is getting tired of Nadin's condescension.]
[OK, so now all things are set up for Know-it-all Nadin to take a tumble. Here we go . . .]
Christwire. org... and eschatology
[Nadin has taken the bait and now is going to lecture us on the seriousness of Palin's planned invasion of Egypt, how it fits with the end-time expectations of the fundies . . .]
No I don't think Rachel will go there but I will.
[Know-it-all Nadin, boldly going where no Mancow has gone before!]
This dilemma does have a silver lining, however. It offers Sarah Palin an incredible opportunity. Stung after the events in Tucson, where leftwing activists tried to blame her for the acts of a mentally disturbed occultist, she could rise to the occasion and show off her credentials on the international stage. President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have been slow to discuss what is happening in Egypt. In truth, they are playing a sickening balancing act of recalcitrant diplomacy, ultimately toying with the safety and future of the United States in ways they do not seem to appreciate.
[Nadin quotes from the satirical "christwire.org" piece, thinking it's for real and that SHE will set DUmmieland straight on the seriousness of all this.]
Ok... why Egypt? Why now? Let's look at this in eschatological terms. St. Sarah is seen as one chosen by God to lead America into the true path of Christianity... and Egypt is the land of Pharaoh where the children of Israel faced tribulations. For those who do nto remember their biblical history... yes that the story of Moses and Exodus.
[Know-it-all Nadin has fallen COMPLETELY in the trap! And her LECTURING us on this makes it all the FUnnier!]
Palin is seen as one to come and liberate the new people of Israel, the repressed Christian Minority, from the new pharaoh...oh and of course this is in preparation for the final battle at the land of Israel as the trumpet sounds.
[Go on, Nadin, dig deeper!]
We really need to keep an eye on this idiocy, since the fascism rising on this country IS RELIGIOUS in nature... and full of symbols of the end of the world and all that.
[And all that! THANK you, Nadin, for swallowing the bait hook, line, and sinker!]
Ain't them a lovely bunch! And I thought we could ignore this for a minute, but we do at our peril.
[The Perils of Palin!]
Did you know Christwire is sarc?
[A fellow DUmmie tries to save Nadin from further embarrassment.]
Yep, they are way out there
[It's no use. Nadin doesn't catch the "sarc" remark, since she's so busy lecturing us.]
I think this one might have buzzed over nadin's head.
[Ya think? Hee! Hee!]
[Finally, the next day . . .]
My apologies DU. Christwire. org is a comedy act...
still what I said about St Sarah and Eschatology I fear, is for real.
[Great! Unbowed by her embarrassing display, Know-it-all Nadin will be ready to make a fool of herself once again!]