Attack of the LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!! Part I: The KOmmies

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your board they will freep . . .

Unlike the DUmmies, the KOmmies aren't concerned so much about infiltrators on their message board as they are about supposed corporate manipulation of the media, done by paid right-wing trolls. That's the subject of this KOmmieland THREAD, "EXPOSED: Astroturfed Teabaggers PAID TO TROLL liberals online to enforce corporate propaganda."

Attack of the LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!! Today, Part I: The Kommies. Tomorrow, Part II: The DUmmies. Today's KOmmie Komments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, promised $15 by Karl Rove to write this blog, is in the [brackets]:

EXPOSED: Astroturfed Teabaggers PAID TO TROLL liberals online to enforce corporate propaganda

[Where's my money? Why haven't I got paid yet! I must protest!]

There is a reason Markos Moulitsas is not allowed on MSNBC but Pat Buchanan is.

[MSNBC tried to get Markos on the phone but punched in Buchanan's number by mistake.]

The trainer, Austin James, was instructing Tea Party members on how to "manipulate the medium". This is what he told them: "Here’s what I do. I get on Amazon; I type in "Liberal Books". I go through and I say "one star, one star, one star". The flipside is you go to a conservative/ libertarian whatever, go to their products and give them five stars. ... This is where your kids get information: Rotten Tomatoes, Flixster. These are places where you can rate movies. So when you type in "Movies on Healthcare", I don’t want Michael Moore’s to come up, so I always give it bad ratings. I spend about 30 minutes a day, just click, click, click, click.

[That giant clicking sound you hear is Sicko Gone Clicko.]

Going back to my point above about Markos and that old lizard Pat Buchanan, there is a reason that Markos is no longer invited to the media circus. . . .

[He's an idiot? No, that would not explain how Olby, Madcow, et al. still have their shows. . . . Hey, wait a minute! That must mean Olby, Madcow, Sergeant Schultz, Lawrence OD . . . they're all in bed with the corporatists! Of course! Now it all makes sense!]

the hyperbole is all over the place here. If you bing or google this, MM is banned from MSNBC, if that's what it really is, because of a some petty ass pissing match he kept getting into with that Morning Joe Idiot.

[NO, NO! It's because Markos SPEAKS TRUTH TO POWER, that's why! LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

don't blame his banned thing over at MSNBC on some theory that MSBNC hates Liberals. They don't. . . . MSNBC is loaded with very very liberal hosts. Olbermann, Maddow, Schultz, O'Donnell. Very far to the left guest hosts and guests on continuously.

[LA LA LA LA!!! I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU!!!]

Those who foolishly believe in "online democracy" - using polls or comments as some measure of the actual truth - get what they deserve.

[And you, KOmmie catnip, will get what YOU deserve, which is a Kewpie Doll, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®.]

I don't spend enough time here to know whom might or might be a troll, but I do know they are here.

[They are EVERYWHERE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

In your first sentence, you have "Markos Mousalitsas" It is "Markos Moulitsas. . . ."

It is easier to just spell it, Mousetits.

[Markos Mousetits. I like it.]

Well, the whole problem with shillery is that it makes people's heads spin. Are they real? Is the site real? Am I real? Oh, wait, how do I know the "real universe" I'm in is real? And, wait, why is it again that I think I'm real?

[Really!]

why is this site as a whole -- including someone like Markos who clearly owns what is trying to be a profitable corporation -- suddenly anti the whole idea of corporations?

[Markos Mousetits is a LOUSY CORPORATIST TROLL!!!]

MARKOS.... made the mistake of accusing Joe S of murder on Twitter.

[Joe put a Twit out on someone?]

the infighting MUST stop. Everytime we have a pie fight Karl Rove eats another angel's wings.

[Just the left wings.]

A bunch of dummies gather on some rightwing lunatic blog or meeting. They travel over here as a bunch of dummies and when they get here, they are still a bunch of dummies.

[Speaking of a bunch of DUmmies, that'll be Part II, in our NEXT edition of the DUmmie FUnnies!]