The DUmmies' new superhero: Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'"
As Alan "Dick" Grayson . . . . . . . . . . . As "Robbin'". . . . . . . .
The DUmmies have a new superhero! He is Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'." Forget Kookcinich, forget Daffy Dean! No, the Flavor of the Month for the Looney Left is this guy Grayson! What is his claim to fame? The new congresscritter from Florida recently said that Rethuglicans are "knuckle-dragging Neanderthals" who want sick people to "die quickly." Whoa! That kind of trash talk is right up the DUmmies' alley! But now, after the furor those comments have caused, now Grayson has said, "I apologize." And yet the DUmmies hail him all the more. What gives?
Let's find out, as we peruse the current "Greatest" THREAD in DUmmieland, "Grayson apologizes." The DUmmie swoonings are in Red Red Robbin' Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, dragging his knuckles from his keyboard into your home and heart, is in the [brackets]:
[Oh, no! Not the Boy Wonder!]
. . . to those that have needlessly died for lack of healthcare.
[Whew! You had me worried there for a minute!]
U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson, under fire for his heated speech last night, took the House floor awhile ago and offered an apology. . . . "Last night, I gave a speech and . . . after that speech, several Republicans asked me to apologize. I would like to apologize. . . . I apologize to the dead and their families that we haven't voted sooner to end this holocaust in America."
[BAM! POW!! The old fake-apology trick!]
Rachel Maddow was right in that he went a little overboard in invoking the Holocaust.
[Rachel Maddow is a neo-con right-wing sellout.]
Alan Grayson represents the Orlando area, including Disney World and Epcot Center.
[He's known as the Kissimmee Ass.]
She and Keith were both overboard on criticizing him.
[Olbermann is the Worst Person in the World.]
It's a red herring
[The DUmmies are hard of herring.]
He only represents about half of Orlando.
[The stupid half.]
He only represents about half of Orlando.
[Tiny Orlando and DUm.]
Yes, only part of Orlando, but his district does include Disney World.
[It's a small world after all.]
Its pretty much shocking to see it... now lets re-fund ACORN.
[Let's DU it for the prostitutes and pimps!]
I am so tired of having a Super Majority and feeling like the other party actually has it.
[But now you have a Super HERO! Alan "Dick" Grayson, aka "Robbin'"!]
"F*ck me? F*CK ME?... NO, F*CK YOU!!!!"
[Somebody leaks a copy of Grayson's next speech.]
He really cowboy'd up! Good on him!
["Dick" Grayson is a Dulles Cowboy.]
I can't BELIEVE an elected official is telling this much truth, in such unapologetic language.
[Speak truth to power!]
Can we clone him?
[Send in the clones!]
Dibs on the first clone!
[Attack of the Clones!]
My heart skipped a beat when I read the thread title. Grayson is my new love.
[Calm down, benburch!]
Cheers, praise, and applause.
[Hooray for Grayson!!]
best apology ever. best f*ck you ever.
[Must feel good, but it won't get you your precious public option.]
I'm so happy, I'm practically in tears!
[You'll be crying for real when ObamaCare flops.]
I think I'm in love.
WOW! Awesome! I guess we have a new darling!
[Wait till you see "Dick" in tights and a codpiece!]
Far f*cking out....a Dem that speaks truth.
[To power. You left out the "to power" part.]
WELL SAID Rep. Grayson... WELL SAID!!!!
[Way to use your little Grayson cells!]
I just had a happygasm
[Also known as an Orlandogasm.]
This guy's a hero.
[A SUPER hero!]
It's been over 24 hours and he hasn't apologized yet?
[You need to wait 24 BUSINESS hours.]
Real men aren't jellyfish.
[Real men EAT jellyfish! For breakfast!]
Awesome! A spine and guts too!
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for republicans for being insufferably... pissy little small minded thin-skinned hypocrites so bent & twisted on 'winning' they'll eat their own vomit
[A new trend! It's called "pulling a Grayson."]
[And leave the driving to us!]
We need to start a campaign or petition of something that gets lots of press. . . . Petition? Anyone?????
I will call his office in praise.
[Mmm, mmm, mm! Alan "Dick" Grayson!]
today let's put him on our shoulders and carry him through the cheering throngs!
[Hail the conquering hero!]
This man is my new hero! LOVE LOVE LOVE him!!!
[Is this DUmmieland or Tiger Beat?]
Could we clone his backbone and get the good Dr. Dean to prescribe implantation surgery?
[Sorry, spine implants are not covered under ObamaCare.]
I wish there were more politicians like him!
[He should get a partner and form the Dynamic DUo!]
Grayson is full of awesome.
[Or something. . . .]
I love him and want to have his baby!
[That just isn't going to work, ben, I hate to tell ya.]
I tried to rec this again, but my rec button is malfunctioning! damn.
[Diebold strikes again!]