"Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Obamassiah"/"All Hail, Glorious Emperor"
Zero loves the little children
All the children in our schools
Red and yellow, black and white
Future voters in his sight
Zero loves the little children in our schools
By now you probably have seen the VIDEO of those schoolchildren singing the praises of Barack Obama. And if you have been a follower of the DUmmie FUnnies for any length of time, you would expect two things: 1) The DUmmies would have a nutty thread on it; and 2) We here at DUmmie FUnnies would DUFU it. And since it involves singing, you could also expect: 3) I, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, would do a parody of it. And you would be right on all counts!
First, the parody--two parodies, actually, since the kids did two songs.
"OK, now everybody, let's sing it together, on the count of three." "Alright! I like dat!" "One, two, three . . ."
MMM, MMM, MM! BARACK OBAMASSIAH
Tune: "Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama" (at 0:33)
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said our children we must raise
To trust his name and sing his praise
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said he wants to spread the wealth
And now he wants to run our health
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said we hate him 'cause he's black
His Marxist plans we thus attack
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
He said we got all wee-weed up
Do not disturb, do not disrupt!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
No!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah
"OK, now let's do the song, everybody together. One, two, three . . ."
ALL HAIL, GLORIOUS EMPEROR
Tune: "Hello, Mr. President" (at 1:26)
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we come to worship you!
Our school has now become your church, and every desk a pew
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we really think you're great!
Our teachers fill our skulls of mush, it's called "Indoctrinate"
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we praise your holy name!
Our teachers make us wash our hands, and then they wash our brain
All hail, Glorious Emperor, we lift our hands in praise!
Our teachers hope you'll follow through and give them all a raise
So we praise you, Glorious Emperor, there's nothing more to say . . .
If we don't sing this crummy song, they won't give us an "A"!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
Now let's see what the DUmmies have to say about all this, in this THREAD, "School Children Sing Praises To Obama." Open your hymnals, then, and follow along. The DUmmie versicles will be in Rubric Red, while the responses of your DUFU liturgist, Charles Henrickson, will be in the [Barackets]:
School Children Sing Praises To Obama. What do you gals and guys think of this?
[It's peachy keen! All hail, Emperor Zero!]
enjoy your stay
[First reply: Prepare for tombstoning!]
i am NOT a freeper and I find it a bit CREEPY. . . . It's something straight out of North Korea.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Who "suggested" that we dredge up this OLD YouTube video? Some BODY sent out talking points?
[It was Jim Thompson.]
Looks like the latest tempest in a teapot, or echo in the chamber...
[. . . or cultism in the classroom.]
What is "CREEPY" about it? You freepers act as if Obama forced the kids to sing. . . .
[He did threaten to kill Barney if they don't sing. (No, the purple dinosaur, silly!)]
I see nothing wrong with it.
(Is that you, Kim Jong-il?]
Kids singing? BFD
[Kids being indoctrinated? BHO]
I'm not fond of it. Primarily because of the deliberate inclusion of his middle name.
[Are you ashamed of "Hussein"? What's wrong with that? Say it loud, say it proud: "Barack HUSSEIN Obama!" Mmm, mmm, mm.]
Plus, we must consider that SEVERAL of same link "concern-type" threads have arisen this morning?
[This place is LOUSY with Concern Trolls!]
Just a wild guess here...you aren't a fan of Dale Carnegie...
[That was yesterday's DUFU: "How to Win Friends and Influence People, and Pepper Spray Them," by Spicy Crow.]
Song being compared to Hitler youth. . . . Hitler youth? These right wingers are @ssholes.
[Dear Leader IS a National Socialist, isn't he?]
Obama is what I would call a hybrid president. . . .
[Part socialist, part fascist.]
He is a political and military leader, but he is also a pop culture phenomenon. He's like the Prime Minister and Princess Diana rolled into one.
[Or like Chance the Gardener and Serena Williams rolled into one.]
it's only natural that school children would feel the effect and be part of the love train.
[The love train runs on the Democratic Underground Railroad.]
You can buy Obama stuff at Disney World and EPCOT!
[I especially like the Odumbo Ears.]
Wal Mart has been selling Obama poster, Obama greeting cards, puzzles, key rings, etc.
[The Obama puzzle is how this clown ever got elected.]
Oh, and some bookstores now have a whole Obama section!
[Obviously in the fiction department.]
I am not a Troll
["I AM A HUMAN BEING!" . . . Thank you, Elephant Man.]
I have not been able to verify a specific school where this was done or that it was a school activity. The latest claim seems to be that it was at a Burlington Township School on June 19. School was out of session by then and the facilities were used by several different organizations. So far, I have identified one dance group that had rehearsals on June 19. A different one had recitals and rehearsals earlier that week and one of their performers has a strong resemblance to the blond kid who seemed to be demonstrating the song and routine at the beginning of the video but who does NOT appear in the rest of it while the kids are singing as a group. Look at the blond kid in the red shirt at 00:11 then go to http://www.home.jaztabal.com/3.html and to Picture 22 "Scrooge, Ignorance and Want" and see if you think it is the same kid.
[MIHOP! We now have . . . Youthers?]
He does appear in it. The thing is, the "gotcha" has to be flipped: You have to think, "Aha, there you are! Gotcha!" If he's not there it makes the video more suspicious and since you think it's suspicious just confirms what you already believe or want to believe. A null result is what your confirmation bias wants, in other words. So to circumvent your confirmation bias you have to go with the opposite assumption and seek to undermine your suspicions. Make sense?
[Clear as mud!]
Is there paranoia among some here? So you noticed?
[Kewpie Doll on the way!]
I watched a video on YouTube showing Michael Jackson alive, getting out of a coroner's van . . .
[Van Jones?]
. . . in an underground parking lot.
[Democratic Underground. We come full circle.]
It MUST BE REAL! It was on YouTube!
[The Reality-Based Community® has trouble accepting reality, in this case, NEA schoolteachers indoctrinating little D'Andre and Makayla.]
posted by PJ-Comix at 5:25 PM
30 Comments:
Could you BE any fucking stupider, Gladnick? No, I didn't think so, either.
Did I detect a hint of a conspiracy unfolding in the last few paragraphs? These people are completely gone. Just...gone. There's no coming back. Just empty shells in the land of wind and ghosts.
I'm sure this doesn't surprise anyone here.
Of course, Trogman will be on here shortly defending his 'reality based' bretheren.. :D -tm
It's pathetic that an adult would write a song of praise for a politician and think it appropriate to make school children sing the song.
There's something un-American (and I mean that seriously) about it. In school, I never sang the praises of Eisenhower or Kennedy; my children did not sign the praises of Carter, Reagan, Bush or Clinton---the idea is absurd. You can be sure my grandchildren won't be singing the praises of Obama, McCain or anyone else.
Singing praises of political leaders happens in totalitarian nations where children (and adults) aren't expected to think or act for themselves.
Singing praises of political leaders happens in totalitarian nations where children (and adults) aren't expected to think or act for themselves.
You mean like this? How about the suggestion posted here by someone named "le tigre".
The Observer
Observer,
Some good politically progressive songs there. I especially enjoyed:
"Little Red Guards Attend a Repudiation Meeting.",
"Criticize George Bush and Discredit Him Completely" and (my favorite) "Growing Up at the Side of President Obama".
I can hear the DUmmie choruses already.
He is a political and military leader, but he is also a pop culture phenomenon. He's like the Prime Minister and Princess Diana rolled into one.
No, doesn't work, they're English and different genders. Obama is like Marion Barry and Michael Jackson rolled into one.
All we're missing is Mmm mmm mm troggy.
Where you at little lad?
Lose the tingle up the leg there, buckeroo?
Skul
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He wants to be the King of earth,
But will not tell his place of birth!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Ignores our allies, bows to foes,
His records sealed, we’ll never know.
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He thinks he’s President Lincoln,
I’ve never heard such stinkin thinkin!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He’s afraid of the far left-wing
And he bows to the Saudi King!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Doesn’t care about your needs,
His priority is Union greed!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
His administration is corrupt and
He’s getting all wee-weed up!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He places plants at his town halls,
Cuz he’s cowardly with no balls!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm, Barack Insane Obama,
If people don’t believe his way,
You report the things they say!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
To accept his leftist song and dance,
Is to join the masses’ trance!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He hates our country for no reason,
Foreign policy borderlines treason!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Their freedom & safety do not matter,
He offers allies on silver platter.
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Everyone knows that he’s a liar
Even Iran’s Holocaust denier!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He doesn’t care about the Jews
He won’t appear on the Fox News!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
We know he is a big fat liar,
Who put us in a deep quagmire!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
In Vietnam we had a draft,
Afghanistan gets the shaft.
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He will not fund our country’s wars,
But he’ll fund the ACORN whores!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He wants to ban all public scorn,
He’s “Not aware” he funds ACORN?
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
His reign of terror has no end,
All he does is spend, spend, spend!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Trillions has become our debt,
Now he wants the internet!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Economy crashing in his wake,
How much more can U.S. take?
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Please don’t make Dear Leader mad,
Just grab your ankles, Mom and Dad!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Opposing the Socialist doesn’t exist,
Except by groups Dems call racist!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He believes he can end this strife,
If he’s president his whole life!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Elitist snob who doesn’t play fair,
He wants big government to run healthcare!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
He wants to make the school days long,
So the kids will sing his songs!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
Equal work for equal pay,
Make more, he’ll take away!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
His Congress passed a law today,
You must work so they can play!
Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
His policies are really failin,
What we need is Sarah Palin!
Mmm Mmm Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
I pray that he stops making noise,
And just moves back to Illinois.
Mmm Mmm Mm! Barack Insane Obama,
All he says is blah, blah, blah,
Protects the men who love Allah
Hello Mr. President. I do not honor you today. I'd like to know why you think you can take our rights away.
Goodbye Mr. President your term is only one. Ending with the next election, your reign of terror is done!
"Hello Mr. President. I do not honor you today. I'd like to know why you think you can take our rights away." chickenshit anon
Well now. This could open things up a bit. What rights has Obama wanted to take away? What rights has Obama already taken away?
The answer is "nada", nothing. I challenge any of you dumbshit jerkoffs to give me one, just one 'right' Obama has taken away.
I, troglaman, will save you the trouble. He hasn't taken away anything. You psychos just think he has. Or think he will.
The truth of the matter is that the brilliant anon has written a poem. And, as we all know, anyone writing a 'poem' is listening to their inner homo. Especially when they start every stanza with "Mmm, Mmm, Mm!"
You know he's enjoying it. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Still waiting for all your brilliant alternatives to the health care situation. Haven't heard shit yet. Just continued admonishments about my language, my daughter and my grand daughter, etc. But nothing else.
Any of you have anything to offer? Or should we all just believe in your inherent wisdom to lead us through these dark times as you've done so magnificently in the past.
You all have to understand something - you've proven yourselves, over and over again, to be full of shit.
That's your legacy. Live with it.
By the way, I, troglaman, ran into something this last week and thought of all my PJ friends.
Please read, take the pledge, and pass along:
I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:
I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
Social Security
Medicare/Medicaid
State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
US Postal Service
Roads and Highways
Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
The US Railway System
Public Subways and Metro Systems
Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
Rest Areas on Highways
Sidewalks
All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
Public and State Universities and Colleges
Public Primary and Secondary Schools
Sesame Street
Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
Public Museums
Libraries
Public Parks and Beaches
State and National Parks
Public Zoos
Unemployment Insurance
Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.
I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
The government-operated Statue of Liberty
The Grand Canyon
The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.
I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.
I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.
I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.
Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.
Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.
SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___.
_____________ _________________________
Signed Printed Name/Town and State
Wow. Somebody tighten his bicycle dork helmet too tight today? Hope you enjoy senility as you seem to be getting in a lot quality practice time. When you get to the home, stay away from the pureed peas. I am told they are kinda nasty. Enjoy!
"troglaman said...
Still waiting for all your brilliant alternatives to the health care situation."
Try tort reform. You, little man choose to ignore that.
No. Mmm, mmm, mmm troggy, YOU look it up.
Skul
"troglaman said...
Still waiting for all your brilliant alternatives to the health care situation."
You've been given links and arguments for months now. Time for you to do a little growing on your own and stop relying on others to your work for you. Oh wait, that's what liberals do! In that case, carry on. Or, carrion, I suppose.
Man that Troggy can cut-and-paste like a madman! Too bad that's how he does everything.
Here's the deal. We bait you and you fall for it, not the other way around. Now take your little Pledge of Anarchy and peddle it somewhere else.
You're attempt at feeling superior is a waste of your own time.
"What rights has Obama wanted to take away?"
Freedom of choice,(for starters) read the healthcare bill. You'll be one of the few Democrats who do. The "buy our insurance or go to jail" amendment recently added only reinforces this.
"What rights has Obama already taken away?"
That's what we're trying to avoid. Keep up.
Anon@3:52
"Here's the deal. We bait you and you fall for it,"
You got it, buddy.
Works every time.
The little piker just can't resist.
In a way, he's our very own "Groundhog Day" providing endless hours of mirth.
Skul
"Just continued admonishments about my language, my daughter and my grand daughter,"
Let's see some proof of that. I don't really recall seeing anything of that nature. Except for your wonderful command of the "English" language. You're a pathetic joke troggy. try again.
Skul
Anonymous said...
"Let's see some proof of that. I don't really recall seeing anything of that nature."
Read the September 14th thread and decide for yourself if his indignation is justified or just the same old bluster.
"You've been given links and arguments for months now." anon
Have I? Well then you're well prepared to tell me what I've been missing.
Name one.
"Have I? Well then you're well prepared to tell me what I've been missing."
We've told you, and told you, and told you, etc. If you ever read the responses instead of skimming for things to get upset about, you would't look like such a fool with this question.
troglaman said...
Any of you stopped your socialistic communistic fascist Islamic public water works yet? Sewer services?
See: anon 3:52.
Or you could read the Constitution to find out what the government is allowed to provide. It's in there, if you want to know what we really want.
Now go bait yourself.
@anon 8:55 "Read the September 14th thread and decide for yourself if his indignation is justified or just the same old bluster."
Just bluster and feigned indignance.
I strongly suspect he's lying about the whole matter.
Skul
"We've told you, and told you, and told you, etc. If you ever read the responses instead of skimming for things to get upset about, you would't look like such a fool with this question." anon
Point me to one. Or just give me a thumbnail sketch. You can't.
Simple as that.
"Point me to one. Or just give me a thumbnail sketch. You can't.
Simple as that."
You can look in as recent posts as yesterday in the 9/28 thread. One YOU responded to. That's one. But it goes back to June, possibly earlier. There must be dozens. We've given you links, direct answers, and quotes. Go and see for yourself. Now is your chance since you didn't bother the first time. It is not our responsibility to show you again when we've already responded directly to you.
We've answered your questions, charges, allegations, etc. but apparently we've been talking to a brick wall. No wonder people don't take you seriously.
Give me one link, now. Do it. Give me your idea anon. Do it.
These are simple requests.
Yet whenever I, troglaman, ask for one goddamn concrete explanation I get shit like this:
"We've given you links, direct answers, and quotes. Go and see for yourself."
I'm asking you right now - what are the links? What are the quotes? Most importantly, what is your articulation of the RepublDUm plan for health care reform?
I already know you won't tell me. Why? Because you can't. You lazy assholes think things are just fine the way they are. Sure they are.
Your puny explanation is just oh so familiar.
"Mmm mmm mmm"
The only sound these libtards can make when their mouths are so stuffed with Obama Jr.
You're going to need some really thick Q-tips to swab his semen off the backs of their throats
"I'm asking you right now - what are the links? What are the quotes? Most importantly, what is your articulation of the RepublDUm plan for health care reform?"
When we gave them to you you said "I don't follow links". That was when I showed you the Oregon plan that indeed did suggest that Grandma should go ahead and seek hospice because they weren't paying for chemo. Doesn't sound familiar? That's because you didn't care about the answers then and I dare say you still don't.
"I already know you won't tell me. Why? Because you can't. You lazy assholes think things are just fine the way they are. Sure they are."
This quote lends credence to the "2nd troglaman" theory. The bizarre instances wherein everything in your statement has been refuted and contradicted frequently and you are unaware of it. So I'll ask again. How did you get troglaman's password?
Fools Emperor Bu$h is amd always will be high emperor of Dumberica all hail All Hail ALL HAIL!
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