DUmmies & KOmmies Shed Sweet Tears Over Van Jones
Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, DUmmies! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!Yes, the sweet tears being shed by the DUmmies and KOmmies over the loss of Van Jones are quite tasty. In case you haven't heard, self-admitted former COMMUNIST Van Jones resigned overnight. And now the entire leftwing blogosphere is in a state of deep mourning over his loss. This is just the first big disappointment in store for them this week since in a few days, their beloved Barack is sure to toss their sacred Public Option under the van. You can see the DUmmie wake in this THREAD, "Breaking News: Van Jones resigns as Obama environmental adviser over controversial statements," and the KOmmie grief in this THREAD, "Van Jones Resigns." So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies shed their sweet tasty tears in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Glenn Beck is still working his lucrative job while Van Jones is gone gone GONE, is in the [barackets]:
Breaking News: Van Jones resigns as Obama environmental adviser over controversial statements
[Can a Van fit under the bus?]
Looks like the right-wing thugs won another round. Bastards!
[Round 2 on Wednesday when Obama tosses Public Option under the bus.]
Next targets are likely Cass Sunstein and John Holdren.......That f*ckwad, Glenn Beck's been smearing them with the same slime that he was slinging at Van Jones. This is out-f*cking-rageous!!!!!!!! And none of out elected leaders in the administration, the House, or the Senate lifted a damned finger in protest at this vile character assassination.... :mad: They just laid down for f*ck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Mmmmmmmm! Sweet tasty tears of unfathomable sadness! YUmmie!!!]
Obama is being the biggest wuss..he should have told the right wing...we won the election eat shit and die!!!!
[So are you tossing the wuss under the bus?]
chickenshit whitehouse is chickenshit. it's going to be a hilarious four years.
[I need to thank Obama for the great DUFU material for the next few years.]
Anyone ever organized a general strike? Who do we ask how to do it? The French?
[Yes. We know how successful their June 1940 general strike was.]
So Bush can keep lying, filfthy crooks and murderers, but Obama can't keep a man who tells the truth? Gimme a break!
[Van Jones told us the truth about his allegiance to communism?]
This WH throws its hands up in surrender a lot. They definitely don't got the backs of their employees.
[Don't worry. John Kerry has their backs.]
Did anyone really believe that this guy would last past the labor Day weekend?
[He was DUmped in LESS than 24 business hours.]
I cannot believe who I am more angry at the f*cking repubs, or f*cking Barack! I am so f*cking pissed off I can barely see straihgt. Good I can't or I'd throw this damn laptop thru the window!! Goddammit! Barack could have refused the resignation. Instead, he sits and waits to announce it so Van gets to tell Jana over a 3-day weekend - real classy, Barack, real f*cking classy.
[Why would Barack refuse a resignation that he was demanding?]
this administration is as weak as water, i can't listen to them anymore,they are so full of it. this guy was great to bad.
[Need some steel wool to remove your Obama '08 bumper sticker.]
I can't believe that they actually won this. Obama should have rejected his resignation. What really disgusts me, apart from losing a great advocate for REAL change, is that now this has happened Faux must feel like they're calling the shots. This has actually pushed me over the tipping point and I've lost all faith in this administration being strong enough to fight for anything we were looking forward to and excited about after the election.
[So how's that Hope and Change thing working out?]
More likely President Obama asked for his resignation.
[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]
If that's the case I'm even more furious. It's enough to make me want to give up being interested in politics and focus on local issues.
[Yes, focus on your local pizza delivery route leading to your basement.]
The Fairness Doctrine needs to be reinstated and Faux needs to go.
[Yeah, time to ditch the concept of freedom of speech.]
While I agree in private with Van Jones' sentiments, I don't make these opinions generally public.
[Shhhh! Don't let the public know we are communists.]
I'm sure the administration asked him to resign. Especially given Gibbs statement on Friday.
[Too late. Only one Kewpie Doll given out per thread.]
This is just sad. A noble man by his statement. I hate to see them win, but he puts country first, and those scum sucking bottom feeders are only interested in dirty politics and fear mongering. They really are ass holes....each and every one of them.
[Just ONE statement? Surely you jest.]
Obama is FEEDING the frenzy by giving it legitmacy and accepting this resignation. Now he looks weak, now they will not stop and in 2010, they will be back in power.
[WOO! HOO!]
Under the bus he goes.
[He can say hello to Rev. Wright and somebody's granny down there.]
And they will win the debate about healthcare reform..
[Yup!]
The right wing is gloating.
[While tasting the unfathomable sadness of your tears. MMMmmmmmmmmmm....]
I don't believe it. It's not on NYT or WashPost. Nothing on CNN.
[Perhaps because they weren't covering it in the first place.]
That was part of the RWer's complaint ....... That the major news outlets weren't covering the controversy.
[You got that right!]
Beck resorted to McCarthyism in attacking Jones. He called him a "commie"...quaint.
[Jones also called himself a "commie."]
Based upon Barack's reaction lately to any criticism lately, I'm sure we'll all need a stiff drink and a tube of KY after his meeting with Congress on Wed night.
[You just got the attention of Ben Burch with that mention about a tube of KY.]
Obama knows what he's doing. By replacing Van Jones with someone the right wing can't find a way to attack, he'll exhaust them and marginalize them for trying to stop all progress.
[All part of the complex chess moves planned well in advance by Inspector Barack Clouseau.]
Don't look now But the President of the United States just got pwned by a microphone jockey. I thought I would never see someone top Bush the First, but this may just be the weakest President in my lifetime.
[The teleprompter jockey just got pwned by the microphone jockey.]
I can't wait 'til they f*ck us on the public option how awesome is that going to be, eh?
[Do you want a cigarette afterwards?]
Obama is playing chess, you see, this is all part of a huge super duper secret plan he has that will shock and awe us in the end! The curtains will pull back, rainbows will fly out of his ass, and then he'll pull a look not unlike Tim Heidecker and we'll all be instantly reassured and have warm, fuzzy feelings.
[Hmmm... I have this very vague suspicion that you are a...LOUSY FREEPER TROLL! And now on to the KOmmies...]
Van Jones Resigns
[Want a hankie?]
Definitely the most cowardly administration most of my generation (twentysomethings) have seen so far.
[Another one who needs that steel wool bumper sticker removal kit.]
we must not condemn "deer leader"
[Say nothing bad about our "deer caught-in-the-headlights leader."]
Democrats in Washington are falling apart. Can't anyone stop the stupid?
[Joe Biden?]
Why can't somebody freeze Rupert Murdoch's assets?
[Is that you, Michael Moore?]
Obama and everyone in his administration have spines of jello.
[A salute to the Lightworker.]
I think we are all really disappointed. we thought we were getting something fresh, intelligent and new when Obama came in. I have to admit, I also feel defeated with this resignation. I also hope I buck up soon, but either I don't understand Obama's MOA, or something. Maybe he is weak, on a slow learning curve, maybe he will surprise us in all those wonderful ways. I don't know anymore, and the bitterness I am hearing in these comments I can understand.
[Yeah, you're sure going to buck up this week during Obama's public option ditching speech.]
What are they doing? Is this some kind of rope-a-dope tactic that the Obama people are trying out?
[Nope. It's some kind of dope-a-dope tactic.]
Attack Attack Attack and never give up, never never never. NEVER.
[Posted the brave KOmmie from deep within the recesses of his basement hideaway.]
A gutless administration. No one in this White-house has what it takes. I truly feel its downhill from here on.
[A KOmmie downhill racer.]
If he can't stand up to the likes of Glenn Beck, where does that leave us?
[In a deep ditch with the Texas fireants.]
I bet Dean would show spine
[YEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!]
Obama is such a f*cking idiot. We have SEEN this game before. For f*ck's sake.
[And you'll see this game again and again and...]
From this moment forward, no battle with the right is over until the enemy is disgraced, fired, drummed out of polite society and shunned as a leper. Take no prisoners. Do it for Van.
[Are we going to fight for social justice and economic justice, for Paul? Say yes! For Paul, are we going to fight to end domestic violence against women and children? Say yes! For Paul, are we going to fight for better wages for those who mop our floors, clean our bathrooms, care for our elderly, those who have been left on the roadside of life? Say yes!]
The Left are losers to let the crazy Right Wingers push them around like this. Blood is in the water.
[And tasty tears are on the cheeks. MMMmmmmm....]
Obama supporters, HARD CORE Obama supporters are starting to get a twinge of buyers remorse. In my experience, Obama has been able to pull something out at the last minute to "save the day," but THIS just looks like the time-honored Democratic tradition of bending over and TAKING IT!
[Paging Ben Burch!]
Obama tends to throw people under the bus
[Gee, ya think?]
F*CKING DEMOCRAT PUSSIES!! WTF! Really? He called them assholes and has to resign? WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF F*CK THAT SHIT....thats it I'm done with politics.
[We'll see a lot of posts like this after Obama officially tosses Public Option under the bus.]
Wednesday is looking worse and worse. I'm still hoping he'll surprise me, but not optimistic at all.
[I'm getting my popcorn ready for when Public Option is officially tossed under the bus on Wednesday. Obama might talk about a "trigger" or a "co-op" but it means Public Option will be tossed under the bus. Looking for some great DUFUable creativity from the DUmmies and KOmmies when that happens.]
posted by PJ-Comix at 9:17 AM
83 Comments:
Pretty FUnny
Why Congress isn't screaming bloody murder at the circumvention of their "advise and consent" responsibilities is a complete and utter mystery.
Confirmation of officeholders is their bailiwick, and B-HO is stepping around that little nicety with 30-odd appointed 'Czars'. Why would he do that?
Perhaps many of them can't stand up to even basic scrutiny and examination of their past, their positions and their qualifications.
Van was just the smelliest turd in the Obama punchbowl.
Not the only one.
The Fairness Doctrine needs to be reinstated and Faux needs to go.
Why can't somebody freeze Rupert Murdoch's assets?
That's the DUmmie response to every Obama miscue. It's sad, the poor DUmmies can't see that the Man Behind the Curtain is actually Obama, not Murdoch or Faux News ("Faux News" time to throw that tired cliche under the bus.)
Obama will be doing a lot of talking this week; it'll be interesting to see if he successfully re-groups or takes additional pratfalls.
We might have to put DUmmieland on permanent suicide watch.
It's always the fault of "Faux Nooze". Beck has what, 2 million viewers? But the DUmmies rule the world, so what happened?
That noise you hear from the Kossacks and the DUmmies is the exploding of heads like the sound of three year olds with a fresh roll of bubblewrap.
Heh... can't wait intil Wednesday...
"Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!"
I like South Park but after the episode this one came from I had to stop for a while. Too creepy.
"Remind me never to piss off Cartman."
Way too much of an understatement. The horra, the horra. PJ, why'd you have to remind me of this thing?
Doesn't change the fact RepuliDUms are assholes.
"Doesn't change the fact RepuliDUms are assholes."
Ladies and gentlemen, the best the Ignorant Left can do. Quit while you're behind, troggy... WAAAY, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY behind.
The Observer
The Observer. Soooo scary.
What am I, troglaman, behind of, Mr. Observer? I'd love to know because during your explanation, you'll prove yourself to be an asshole. Which is sort of where this all started.
Are you saying Obama shouldn't have fired Van Jones? Because if that's the case you must agree you're all assholes. And Obama should've stood up and not thrown Van Jones under the bus.
Or are you saying Obama should have fired Van Jones because he said you're all assholes but IT'S NOT TRUE and now you're feeling all squishy and shit because you've been vindicated. By Obama. I didn't know his opinion meant so much to you fuckers.
Anyway. Good for you however you wish to see it.
Troglaman thinks Obama is a pussy and you're all assholes. There you go. Figure I'm caught up yet, dumbass? Or do you need to continue utilizing your keen observation skills? Take your time.
Trog, do you kiss your mother with that mouth. Lord knows I do.
"What am I, troglaman, behind of...."
The curve, obviously. Way, way behind.
I believe the conservative stance on this resignation can be summed up in one word: lol.
What do YOU think of this resignation, Trog?
troglaman said...
Doesn't change the fact RepuliDUms are assholes.
11:25 PM
If troglaman lives on the west coast as he claims, that means he was writing this at about 8:30pm.
Wasn't the Precious afraid of the Yellow Face? Sssss sssss! It burnses it does, my Precious!
Well, maybe he was in his basement already and the sun couldn't hurt him.
Very funny. Thanks for compiling the 'best of' Leftist rants. Some are very witty. It is amazing how shallow their comprehension is to believe it was all about calling the Republicans 'assholes'. LOL! Reminds me of their endless chants that Clinton's impeachment was 'all about sex'.
These dimwits crack me up! Not one of them realizes that if their agenda was to succeed, they would not be part of the elite. The destruction of this country would take all they have as well. The libs really are mentally defective.
"("Faux News" time to throw that tired cliche under the bus.)"
Especially since the double entendre only works in print... I guess that makes it a 1½-entendre.
"Reminds me of their endless chants that Clinton's impeachment was 'all about sex'."
Per the MSM, yes. Sex, lies and stains on blue dresses make for better headlines and ratings than stuffy procedural stuff like subornation of perjury and wilfull obstruction of justice. Thus, by focusing on all the salacious stuff, the MSM got to capitalize while setting themselves up for a nice Second Act, in which the "It's all about sex!!!" meme took hold.
God, I love DUmmie implosion posts.
The "all about sex" thing was 100% Jimmy Carville. He knew the MSM would buy it.
Speaking of Jimmy Carville:
"If he [Obama] gets what’s perceived to be some kind of a major health care thing, gets the climate bill through, if the economy recovers, then we’ll all say he had a hell of a summer. Conversely, if the thing falls apart, we’ll say that by July the 19th we could tell the thing was going bad."
This situation is hilarious! Van Jones' group, "color of change" goes after Glenn Beck, trying to get him fired. Does Glenn get mad and call them a$$holes? No, he remains calm, does some investigating (along with help from others)and amazingly he gets the goods on ole jonesy. That old adage wins again: don't get mad, just get even. lol lol
What makes this revenge even sweeter is that troggy is left just sputtering, "we're all a$$holes". Just breaks our little ole hearts, troggy.
"If troglaman lives on the west coast as he claims, that means he was writing this at about 8:30pm." one of many anons
What is this fixation about what time I post? Jesus. Half the time your fucking wrong anyway.
What most of you are constantly saying is there are time parameters about when's a good time to post, and a bad time; a right time and a wrong time...
Hit it boys...
"A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate..."
You dumbshits do this all the time. You endlessly moralize about the stupidest of shit again and again and again. Like when troglaman posts.
Pathetic once again.
"troggy is left just sputtering, "we're all a$$holes". Just breaks our little ole hearts, troggy." susie
Nooo...I took it a little further.
So which is it suz? Did Obama throw Van Jones under the bus because Van Jones uttered the truth? ("throwing under the bus" sorta means getting rid of the truth teller). Because that would mean you're an asshole.
Or did he get axed because RepubliDUms really aren't assholes? Good triumphed over evil.
I breathlessly await your reply.
Troggy, you don't know how hard it was to hold back commenting, knowing you were sitting there breathless....are you turning blue yet? Should I have held out till you fainted? You call us a$$holes anyway, no matter what I say. He was fired because he was a truther, a communist, a racist, and a radical (with a filthy mouth, to boot). Take your pick...I don't think truth and Van Jones ever personally met.
Heh, troggy is getting spanked bt susie .... AGAIN!
How's the hopey-change working out for you troggy?
Any more pithy comments, dear boy?
We could all use a laugh at your expense.....AGAIN!
Skul
Troggy, as much as you want to believe that the firing was because he called Republicans "assholes", it wasn't. But, for the sake of argument, we can all assume Republicans are assholes. Now, that being assumed, answer the smelly hippy womyn's question where Jones made the allegation: why, with their large majorities in both houses of Congress, can't the Dumbasscrats pass legislation such as Nationalized Health care, whereas when the Republicans had majorities, albeit smaller majorities than the Democrats hold, the Republicans could pass legislation through? Just answer the question, Troggy. Obamacare could have been passed in both houses without a single Republican vote. The Republicans in the Senate could not have even filibustered, because the Dems had two thirds of the seats and could have cut off debate. So, why wasn't any one of the Hellcare bills passed and signed before Congress' summer vacation? "Because Republicans are assholes" does not answer the smelly hippy womyn's question.
I'll take a stab at the answer: because democrats know socialized medicine- I mean national hellcare- I mean single payer- I mean Teh Publik Opshin™ is going to be a complete and total trainwreck. They don't want this albatross hung squarely around their necks in elections to come. If they can muster a little GOP support, they'll be able to claim it was a "bipartisan" mistake, and more experienced assholes such as Barney Frank will probably find a way to shift the blame to Republicans completely.
It's interesting to note that Obama's healthcare reform package wouldn't go into effect until 2013.
As in, after the next Presidential election.
Why was it necessary to rush this thing again?
Anonymous 2:52 p.m. said...
It's interesting to note that Obama's healthcare reform package wouldn't go into effect until 2013.
It's a recurring theme, as I recall the really lethal (To our economy) parts of cap-and-trade were supposed to kick in around 2016 and later. If the intent was to bury mines ahead of the next GOP President, they might want to rewrite those provisions to 2013 as well.
The only "asshole" here is YOU, troggy, continually making yourself out to be another one of the people this site was set up to ridicule. Why? Because you love being the object of ridicule? Is that it?
In your little packet of explanations for why Obama "threw Jones under the bus" you forgot to mention the option in which Obama should never have even appointed the likes of Jones to so much as dog-catching czar without vetting him first. Or maybe you would prefer that wasn't an option because you, like Jones, are so far to the left as to make Billy Ayers look like Billy Sunday, and at least in that manner you tend to exercise a little - precious little - professional courtesy. Is that it?
And remember, profanity is the sure sign of a little mind trying to appear big. But if that's what floats your juvenile boat, then go right ahead...
Besides, you missed my original point entirely: that "Doesn't change the fact RepuliDUms are assholes" is no more of an argument than "I know you are but what am I," which is just another sure sign of a little mind.
*That* is where you are way behind, troggy... the process of maturity.
The Observer
"He was fired because he was a truther, a communist, a racist, and a radical (with a filthy mouth, to boot)" susie
Well then Obama did the right thing...hello?...anybody there?...and he got rid of the green-assed filthy-mouthed pus-bag pinko radical (to boot).
So you should be happy, right? Obama got rid of him. But no. Not happy. Why? Because Obama, the dirty bastard, threw the poor guy under the bus. Stabbed him in the back.
You folks are a wonder to behold. And, let's face it, you're assholes.
"*That* is where you are way behind, troggy... the process of maturity." Professor Observer
Fascinating!!!
It's interesting you bring up 'maturity'. Because anyone claiming to really really know about the "process of maturity" on this website is a sophomoric imbecile. And that'd be you, Einstein.
Don't preach to me. You're full of shit. And in return, I, troglaman, won't preach to you. I'll call you names. I'll ask you questions. But I won't be pretentious enough to pretend to know you. I'm smart enough to know I don't. And so is my beagle (you'd know that had you been observing my beagle).
You might be better served turning your keen observational skills inward. Just for a little while.
"Heh, troggy is getting spanked bt susie .... AGAIN!" dumbfuck anon
Hey! I like getting spanked by susie. Wouldn't you?
Oops. Sorry. I keep forgetting you guys like big-assed insurance premiums tickling your little dwiddly-doos. My bad.
Whatever. I, troglaman, would rather be spanked by susie than having my dwiddly-doo tickled by the promise of double my present premiums in 8 to 10 years. Call me crazy.
susie, they don't mean what they say! Even though I, troglaman, would much rather get spanked by you than by Blue Cross, it doesn't mean they don't like you. They just have...um...special needs.
Immature little juvies deserve spanking, getting preached too.
Thats why you get it so often troggy.
Have a wonderful day, young fellow.
Be sure to look both ways when you cross the street.
Skul
You still haven't answered smelly hippy womyn's question, Troggy. Why can't the Democrats, with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate and a very solid majority in the House, pass Dear Leader's core legislation, whereas the Republicans with slimmer majorities could get legislation passed?
"I, troglaman, won't preach to you."
That'll be the day.
"What is this fixation about what time I post? Jesus. Half the time your fucking wrong anyway." -troglaman
It's just another type of bait you never fail to take. Almost like clockwork, one might say.
The DUmmies and the Kos Kiddies show themselves to be the cult followers they've always been. Consistently fun to watch them implode over their own incompetence and stupidity, which is always a daily occurance at those two sites.
The resignation of Van Jones created scarsely a ripple in the MSM. The White House thought it was smart to accept it on the three day Labor Day weekend, when nobody would be paying attention...except, of course, talk radio and the blogosphere.
Anyway, this particular asshole is gone; but, not to worry, there's plenty more in the White House. We can expect a parade of assholes, putzes and schmucks coming out of there in the next three years.
"sophomoric imbecile"...
"full of shit"...
Good evening, and welcome to "Pot Calling The Kettle Black: Extreme Edition."
I'll give this much, troggy... there was one part you had right: the part about not knowing me.
Your loss.
The Observer
So, troggy, are you saying that your precious obammessiah threw VJ under the bus, by stabbing him in the back? Doesn't that make you a little nervous that you and your buddies might one day see under the bus with stab wounds in your back? Then I will be extremely happy!
..Aaaand the little troggy gets spanked again, Aaaand preached too, AGAIN,....Aaaaand, he no doubt is afraid...AGAIN... to respond.
Comeon troggy, try to be an adult. Indulge us one more time with your wonderous insight. PLEASE
Test the waters, troggy. Do it for the Children.
Skul
Aaaaand, answer the smelly hippy woman's question, Troggy.
Troggy won't answer Anon above this.
His little bottom stings from the spankings he's already been given.
The little piker is back in the basement, nursing his wounds.
Ready to come out troggy?
Comeon, baby, do it for the children.
Skul
"Why can't the Democrats, with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate and a very solid majority in the House, pass Dear Leader's core legislation" anon
Because they're so fragmented. And corrupted. Listen, all you have to do is use the google to see which of our vaunted leaders get healthcare/pharma money. Then look at their positions regarding healthcare reform. It doesn't matter if they're DUmmies or RepubliDUms. It's about being bought off. It's totally obvious.
You and I pay for their (vaunted leader's) healthcare. They don't. We do. Let's not forget about that. We're picking up their dime while they're mandating you and I not only pay an unregulated premium, but get fined the cost of 2 or 3 months worth of health insurance if we don't. It's insane. It's not a matter of being left or right, it's a transparently obvious matter of who's pockets are being lined.
That's a big problem for all of us.
"So, troggy, are you saying that your precious obammessiah threw VJ under the bus, by stabbing him in the back?" spankersusie
No, I'm not. PJinc said VJ was "thrown off the bus", not me.
Going down to the basement now, mommy...
troglaman 1:40am
He... almost sounded lucid!
Almost.
trog said...
"Because they're so fragmented. And corrupted. Listen, all you have to do is use the google to see which of our vaunted leaders get healthcare/pharma money. Then look at their positions regarding healthcare reform. It doesn't matter if they're DUmmies or RepubliDUms. It's about being bought off. It's totally obvious.
You and I pay for their (vaunted leader's) healthcare. They don't. We do. Let's not forget about that. We're picking up their dime while they're mandating you and I not only pay an unregulated premium, but get fined the cost of 2 or 3 months worth of health insurance if we don't. It's insane. It's not a matter of being left or right, it's a transparently obvious matter of who's pockets are being lined.
That's a big problem for all of us."
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If that's your viewpoint, the last people you need to be defending are Democrats, and the last people you need to be disagreeing with are conservatives. In fact, you need to aim your disgust at the Democrats because, based upon what you just said, they are your enemy. From you POV, at least the Republicans come out and plainly state what they stand for. The Dems, OTOH, talk like populists but then act like corporate shills.
If someone wants to hold the POV's you do that's fine. We may disagree, but no biggie. However, if you're on this site defending posters on DU who support the very party you seemingly view as corrupt and beholden to corporations (just as you view Republicans in the grasp of corps), then you've got a major contradiction in what you say and what you believe. Once again, these DUers are the last people you need to be defending. They're portraying themselves as being something and then supporting a party that's obviously just the opposite.
USA4ME
"I'll take a stab at the answer: because democrats know socialized medicine- I mean national hellcare- I mean single payer- I mean Teh Publik Opshin™ is going to be a complete and total trainwreck." Kirk
No. This can't be true because many of these things have never happened here. Ever. And yet you say the dems "know" all about it. And, to top it off, this little fantasy turns out to be a TRAINWRECK. That makes it doubly scary. You all love the scary. It's especially yummy when you just make it up. Nothin better than home cookin.
But the most interesting thing you said was this: "They don't want this albatross hung squarely around their necks in elections to come. If they can muster a little GOP support, they'll be able to claim it was a "bipartisan" mistake..."
I actually think you may be right. A bipartisan bill would offer cover for the DUmmies. It has never made sense for the dems to court the repubs. And even now with historic majorities, they're still trying. It's also why you assholes will pretend to negotiate, actually get concessions from the dems then vote 'no'. Because it works! (another sign of the impending apocalypse). The dems are as big a bunch pussies as you all are.
Believe me, I have few illusions about the pussification of America. I, troglaman, have been studying it since I was...oh...thirteen or so. Remarkable, exciting evolutionary history if you really look at it.
"If that's your viewpoint, the last people you need to be defending are Democrats". another tiresome anon
OK. I start out by saying the dems are fragmented and corrupted and numbnuts thinks "the last people you need to be defending are Democrats".
I'll be honest. I don't know how to respond to this. Put yourself in my shoes. Just for a moment. I know you find the idea repugnant...but please...I beg you...
But maybe I, troglman, am meant to stand alone...cold and alone...against the crushingly dumbbot world PJinc has planned and now implemented (as evidenced above). Let's just say I'm up to the task.
OK. Here's my well thought-out response to another tiresome anon:
"What do you mean by viewpoint?"
(Did I fucking ace that one or not?)
"Believe me, I have few illusions about the pussification of America. I, troglaman, have been studying it since I was...oh...thirteen or so. Remarkable, exciting evolutionary history if you really look at it."
Especially when you contribute to and endorse it.
trog,
I'm not an anon, I signed my user name at the bottom, just like I will here.
Now if you're going to talk to me, you need to at least talk like you would if we were face-to-face, because I assure you you wouldn't say what you said to me in person. Besides, have you seen me on here giving you grief or otherwise doing these little zingers back and forth like you are with others? No. So you're dealing with me, not some anon.
The analogy is easy to follow. This site is here making fun of the pol site DU. By virtue of you not joining those poking fun of DUers, but rather attempting to agitate those doing the poking fun at DUers, you are defending the DUers. There's no 10,000 shades of gray here. You've picked sides, and your side is to defend those attacking DUers.
Who are the DUers? It's a site devoted to upholding and defending the Democratic party. You have stated (your viewpoint, as it were) that the Democrats are corrupted because they're on the take from multi-national corps ("It's about being bought off. It's totally obvious.") Therefore, you are defending the very people who are upholding a political party that's a bunch of corporate shills. What's the point of defending a bunch of corporate shill loving DUers?
BTW, if you are a member of DU, what's your user name over there?
USA4ME
I said...
"and your side is to defend those attacking DUers."
Meant to type....
"and your side is to attack those attacking DUers."
USA4ME
"I'll give this much, troggy... there was one part you had right: the part about not knowing me. Your loss." The Observer
This bastard Obeserver is appealing to my fucking inner homo. He's seen him (he's The Observer after all) and now wishes to offer my inner homo his own brand of special observer candy i.e. "knowing him".
I can only hope that I, troglaman, am strong enough to resist The Observer's evil temptations.
"By virtue of you not joining those poking fun of DUers, but rather attempting to agitate those doing the poking fun at DUers, you are defending the DUers." USA4ME
Joining? You want troglaman to join-up with you assholes? I thought I already had.
Besides that, USA4ME, nothing in your thoughtfully laid out patriot logic makes sense. But don't let it get you down. Why? Because you're the newly appointed troglamatic dumbass.
trog,
"Joining? You want troglaman to join-up with you assholes? I thought I already had."
It's the perfect opportunity for you to join in at making fun of the DUers. You don't like the corporate shill Democratic party, DUers promote and defend the Democratic party, this site pokes fun at DUers. Makes perfect sense.
What you're doing is what makes no sense. If you're a DUer, then at least on some level you're defending your friends at the site. But then why would you be on a DU board that promotes the Democratic party corporate shills you claim to dislike?
BTW, are you a DUer? If so, it's time to grow up, let the other foot hit the floor for once in your life, and tell me what your DU user name is.
Now if you're NOT a DUer, then it's even stranger. Now your on this board which pokes fun of a site full of posters who promote and defend a bunch of Democrtic party shills that you don't like, and vainly attempting to start trouble with the fine people here at PJ's site, and yet you have no connection to the DUers of whom they're making fun. In fact, you should be glad that PJ is laughing in the face of a bunch of Democratic party corporate shills regardless of the reason he's doing so since the DUers are part of the problem.
It's too easy to own you.
USA4ME, Anonymous 8:37am, I admire your efforts but but watching a trainwreck is one thing. Trying to reason with a trainwreck is, well, like trying to reason with a trainwreck.
If you want to continue to try and make troglaman see the light of day then More power to you. Fight the good fight. There just may be something in troglaman worth saving.
Me, I'll just sit here quietly behind the table, in front of the giant gold gong. Waiting for him to lose it again so Chuch Barris can go to commercial.
Whether he claims to see the light or not is irrelevant to me. He's trapped himself into a corner.
I'll continue to toy with him, like I would a little child, if he can come back with something worthy of my consideration. If not, then it's not worth the time. As it stands, he's not doing so well. You could take every modern-day liberal that's alive and place their collective intelligence into one being and I could still think circles around them without even trying. They're so far beneath me I can't even see them down there. Many of my fellow conservatives can say the same thing. Because of that, naturally I grow weary of these libs who falsely believe themselves to be intelligent and then turn out to be nothing but immature blathing idiots.
This "trog" is almost as sharp as a spoon. Odds say he'll come back with something he believes to be clever, but only he and inferiors like him will will be of that opinion.
USA4ME
"By virtue of you not joining those poking fun of DUers, but rather attempting to agitate those doing the poking fun at DUers, you are defending the DUers." USA4ME
DUers don't "promote and defend the Democratic Party", as PJinc well understands. That's why he titled this post "DUmmies & KOmmies Shed Sweet Tears Over Van Jones".
Here's another headline about DUmmie Unity from PJ: "Me and Mr. Jones": Will BO throw Van under the bus?" PJinc
Now there's DUmmie unity, for sure. One vast DUmmie voice echoing in the chambers of truth.
"Pitt & DUmmies Suddenly Discover Religion as Devout "Kennedy Catholics" PJinc
This "Pitt & DUmmie" post by PJ is not only another validation of DUmmie unity, but a sign that the end is near.
So, dingleberry, you're full of shit. And, you lucky bastard, are also a real good example of why a lot of you don't even get PJ. Lucky you.
Let me give you a hint: He's not about depicting DUmmies as unified. And he's right. They're not. And after all PJ's hard work, USA4ME, you STILL think the DUmmies are unified. It's friggin sad.
You've obviously mutated into a dumbass beyond all imagining.
But then...
"I'll continue to toy with him (troglaman), like I would a little child" anon
Dear God!!! Please, I beg you, don't do to me what you did to poor little Bobby. My head's too big.
troglaman 1:26 AM
"My head's too big."
Understatement of the thread.
Wow. With all that talk about his "inner homo" one can only wonder just how "inner" it really is.
The Observer
"With all that talk about his "inner homo" one can only wonder just how "inner" it really is." The Observer
My inner homo would fudge-pack you in a heart beat.
But shouldn't you, as The Observer, already know that? It's not like I've been hiding him. I've been talking about the motherfucking pervert for years. He loves you assholes. You've got the 'inner' thing confused. Only I, troglaman, can deal with the 'inner-homo'. However, it's you, my friends, that'll have to deal with the 'outer-homo'.
If it's any consolation, he really is a royal pain in the ass.
Oh, how you wish you could indulge your little fantasy there, toerag. Unfortunately for you, I prefer women. And your inner - but more blatantly external - homo can talk about packing as much fudge as you like, but I pack something a little more potent. It rhymes with "clock" - and no, it's not that fleshy thing your inner/external homo would like to gorge upon. It's something that my inner - and DEFINITELY external - Second Amendment rights junkie would prefer to use.
The Observer
Oh my word, Observer, has troggy started his "inner homo" schtick with you? When he can't make his point, or expound on his opinion, he resorts to this silly schlock. Just like any lib, he wants us to think that he has a sensitive side, he has feelings, he feels for the people. You've seen his words, his rants. There is nothing "inner" in troggy but "hate".
trog,
Either you're a DUer and therefore you're on a board of those with whom you disagree, (DUers being corproate whores) or you're not a DUer which means you need to be critizing the Dem corporate whores at DU. Decide.
Pay attention, son. By your own insinuation, anyone who claims to be a liberal/progressive and who supports the Dem party is someone that supports corporate whores. Remember you own words:
"OK. I start out by saying the dems are fragmented and corrupted..."
Why are they corrupted? Because they're in that back pocket of multi-national corps, right?? Ergo, they're corporate whores. DUers do, in fact, promote and defend the Dem party, therefore they argue in favor of corporate whores.
Just answer the question. Why are you here defending corporate whores? Look, here's how you start it: "I, trog, am here at PJ's site promoting and defending corporate whores because....."
It's obvious you're a dolt, but you have my permission to try and answer again, if you can.
USA4ME
"but I pack something a little more potent. It rhymes with "clock". The Observer
But he's definitely NOT appealing to my inner homo. No way.
Listen. I have enough trouble with my inner homo without you mother fuckers egging him on. Go away, bitch.
Troglaman 11:57pm
"Listen. I have enough trouble with my inner homo without you mother fuckers egging him on. Go away, bitch."
Buck up pal! Take control of your Michael Alig alter ego and if it starts giving you trouble, well, you just give it right back. Unless, your "inner" problems are the type that require antibiotics. Then you're on your own.
President Obama said the evil doctors are "cutting things off" just to pad their bills, and I wouldn't wish that even on you.
"DUers do, in fact, promote and defend the Dem party" USA4ME
No, they don't. Many think Obama's caving. They don't support the Afghan war. They don't support anything other than a public option. They don't support continuing to pander to bipartisanship. If they defend the Dem party, it's in the context of it's a better alternative than nothing - which is what you shit-for-brain cows are offering. You. Have. Nothing.
I'll ask again for the 24th time. What's your Brilliant Alternative? What is it you dipshits want to do about health care? Troglaman understands the answer's hard (like the Bushmaster in my pocket), but the question's pretty elementary. And not one of you...not one...has ever even attempted to answer.
Why? Because you can't. It's down to painting hitler mustaches on Obama portraits. Next will be an eye patch...Obama the nazi socialist communistic islamist totalitarian despot dictator terrorist Kenyan-born child indoctrinating grandma killing...PIRATE...is coming to take your women and kill your children.
***Obamarama Epiphany***
Every one of you loved Fear Factor. Especially the bugs.
***Back to your regular programming***
"Go away, bitch."
Better idea: YOU go away... Child.
"Just like any lib, he wants us to think that he has a sensitive side, he has feelings"
And it looks like I've just stepped on them by mentioning a very real alternative to his claim that he can pack more fudge than Russell Stover. Now it just looks like the only thing he can claim is crying bigger tears than Demi Moore.
The Observer
>>USA4ME - "DUers do, in fact, promote and defend the Dem party" USA4ME
>> trog - No, they don't.
Oh, they very much do. It is the vehicle through which they worship their god.
True progessives/liberals recognize the Dem party leaders and the Dem party itself has become nothing but a bunch of corporate shills. DUers constantly defend the words and actions of the head of the corporate shill Dem party (Obama) and the other corporate shill power brokers in DC and around the country. They also uphold the commentaries of various TV personalities like KO and Maddow who are on the payroll of the multi-national corporations and who won't dare go against their wishes.
DUers also now supports the wars in both Iraq and Afghanistan. A year ago, had the things that are going on now had been happening then, half or more of the threads in the GD and GD:P forums would have been DUers demanding the USA remove the troops immediately. We know this because a year ago, and two years, and three years ago, regardless of what other things were going on in the world, a minimum of 80% of all threads at DU were "Bring the troops home now" and "Impeach Chimpy," and most of them received 30 posts or more in reply. Now at DU, when it comes to critizing the war, you might see a couple of threads every day or two, they rarely get over 5 to 10 responses, and half of those are in support of Obama letting the troops stay.
Occasionally, DUers feign outrage at some things that Obama does, but at the end of the day they know it's their duty to simply shut up and to do what they've been told. If there's ever been a group of individuals that the Dem party knows it can use and abuse, and then when election times comes around they'll still vote for them anyway, it DUers and other left-wingers like them.
Speaking of Hitler references and portraying the president as a Nazi, I've already seen 8 years of that and various references to fascism at the DUmp. Liberals are, again, the last ones who can complain about these types of things. Well, let me clarify. They'll complain anyway. It's. All. They've. Got.
DUers promote and defend corporate shills.
USA4ME
Big talk circle jerk. Still waiting for your Brilliant Alternative. And still no answer.
You don't know how to use google? Even the corproate shills at DU know how to do that. Discussing those things isn't the primary purpose of this blog, it's dedicated to talking about how stupid and incompetent libs are, DUmmies and the KosKiddies in particular.
Newt Gingrich's site has a list of suggestions of ways to improve the system. There's several other sites that are discussing alternative ways. No reason for us to drag them over here when you can easily look them up. Make some effort in life, you might find it rewarding.
USA4ME
"You don't know how to use google? anon
Yes. I do.
Now back to explaining what your Brilliant Alternative is.
Ready? GO!
Silence.
Happens every time.
Anyone willing to admit they don't have shit?
Nah. You'll keep referring me to this and that, none of which explains shit, and call it good.
So is this a problem of intelligence? Like none of you can actually articulate the Brilliant Alternative because it's sooooo fucking brilliant? Or is it, God forbid, that you don't have a brilliant alternative?
It's one or the other, dumbshits.
I think everyone stopped talking to you in this thread because they're tired of answering your questions and/or charges again and again only to have you respond with curse words but no real content.
Think about it. Or am I asking too much of you with that statement?
"only to have you respond with curse words but no real content." another anon (troglaman's biggest fans)
Content? I'm begging for content, dumbass. I've been doing it for months. What's your brilliant alternative? Tell me. Let's go.
All you've accomplished is another sad attempt at creative dodging.
Again. What's your Brilliant Alternative?
Can even one of you answer the question? One?
The answer's no. Deal with it.
"All you've accomplished is another sad attempt at creative dodging."-troglaman
How can I dodge a conversation you were having with someone else? None of your angry spittle (above) was in response to any post by me. Your ire is misdirected, as is often the case. I was simply informing you that you were yelling at an empty room.
Feel free to ask them about it in a more recent thread. As I wrote, they're probably ignoring you because you don't really listen to the answers you're given.
"Feel free to ask them about it in a more recent thread. As I wrote, they're probably ignoring you because you don't really listen to the answers you're given." anon
You're such a sanctimonious shit for brains.
I'm the only libtard here most of the time. Do I need to respond to EVERYTHING directed at me? Fuck. Why not just look at the above thread and wonder why I don't respond to every troggy comment. Would you?
Know what, fuckface? You're a coward. Just go to the "Name/URL" field and type in Betsy, or Bambi, or some goddamn thing and quit hiding. You're a major pain in my ass and you should be proud of that. Proclaim yourself so I can make an example of you.
Just so you know...still no Brilliant Alternative. Just admit you don't have one. I dare you motherfuckers,
"I'm the only libtard here most of the time." -troglaman
True.
"Do I need to respond to EVERYTHING directed at me?"
Nope, but you do. Funny, that.
"Know what, fuckface? You're a coward. Just go to the "Name/URL" field and type in Betsy, or Bambi, or some goddamn thing and quit hiding." -troglaman
So "troglaman" is your real name then? Or are you hiding?
"So "troglaman" is your real name then? Or are you hiding? Anon
Well, first of all, how many troglaman's you see here? Got that? Next, how many anons we got here? Who's hiding?
"Who's hiding?"
You.
Unless "troglaman" is on your driver's licence and your bills then you are just another Anonymous.
Welcome to the club!
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