Tuesday, October 14, 2008

"Message from Hopi Elders"

As soon as I saw the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Message from Hopi Elders," I just knew I had to DUFU it. The reason is that almost four years ago, a similar thread titled, “A DUer's Wakeup Prayer -- The Hopi Elders Speak," featured in this DUmmie FUnnies EDITION turned out to be one of our most popular DUFUs ever. So why argue with success? Therefore let us now watch the DUmmies react to a message from the Hopi Elders in Bolshevik Red while your humble correspondent, who once turned over a few bucks to a Navajo Elder for some turquoise trinkets, is in the [brackets]:


Message from Hopi Elders

[Did that message come via e-mail?]

You have been telling the people that this is the Eleventh Hour, now you must go back and tell the people that this is the Hour. And there are things to be considered: Where are you living? What are you doing? What are your relationships? Are you in right relation? Where is your water? Know your garden. It is time to speak your Truth. Create your community. Be good to each other. And do not look outside yourself for the leader. This could be a good time!

[The Eleventh Hour before election day, November 5.]

There is a river flowing now very fast. It is so great and swift that there are those who will be afraid. They will try to hold on to the shore. They will feel they are being torn apart and will suffer greatly. Know the river has its destination. The elders say we must let go of the shore, push off into the middle of the river, keep our eyes open, and our heads above the water.

[Let go of your common sense and drown in the Obama river.]

See who is in there with you and celebrate. At this time in history, we are to take nothing personally. Least of all, ourselves. For the moment that we do, our spiritual growth and journey comes to a halt. The time of the lone wolf is over. Gather yourselves! Banish the word struggle from your attitude and your vocabulary. All that we do now must be done in a sacred manner and in celebration. We are the ones we've been waiting for.

["We are the ones we've been waiting for?" Hey, Barack Obama should sue those Hopi Elders for plagiarism. Perhaps he should turn that task over to Joe Biden.]

The Hopi have a prophecy (see the Native American group) and it seems that part of it has begun with a great river flowing fast up to the shores (could it be the Mississippi River is my thought).

[Sorry but the Hopis of the Southwest were completely unaware of the Mississippi River. Back to square one.]

In any event, this is some thoughtful reading for COLUMBUS DAY I think.

[Columbus Day OBSERVED. There's a difference. And now we Hopi over to the other DUmmies...]

Do you have a link to this? My peace action group would love to read something like this.

[Google "Phony Hopi Messages."]

I don't have a link it came in the email to me yesterday from one of the many Native American lists that I am on.

[I swear that I didn't read the above when I asked if the Hopi Elders message came via e-mail.]

My mother grew up with the Hopi and I've been studying their prophecy for many years now. Supposedly, the elders have been silent for a long time now as they went to live out the rest of their lives in their caves high up on the cliffs in Arizona in about 1990 as they had warnings that now is the time for their prophecy to begin.

[Living in a cave high up on the Arizona cliffs? Is that like living in a basement deep in Mommy's house?]

The part about the river did it for me when I thought about the Mississippi overflowing and everyone was trying to shore it up. In fact, I remember posting about it and telling people to forget this plan as it would not work. That was before I even knew of this particular part of the prophecy.

[Yeah like Hopis of ancient times living in Arizona somehow knew about the Mississippi River. How? By watching TV?]

wisdom, real wisdom. thank you for this wonderful thing.

[Awesome. I just love the wisdom of these fake Hopi Elders messages written by burnt out hippies.]

his has been kicking around the net for years. And I have always wondered where the hell it came from. No Hopi elder is ever identified. I suppose it's just from a generic Hopi elder? A generic Hope message?

[Generic Hopi Elder messages inspired by watching way too many Billy Jack movies.]

My grandfather was inducted into the Bear Clan by the Hopis in about 1900. He was born on the Hopi reservation to German immigrants in 1895. I have a bunch of interesting old photos and letters from those days. All their metaphors and imagery are about water.

[Posted the wannabee Billy Jack.]

I have all of my late mother's things. She was adopted by the Cherokee and ended up spending a good part of her life in Arizona as they had moved there from Louisiana in the 1920s. They are an amazing people and I remember her stories about going to school with them. She said that they "came on horseback to school when they could make it". It was rough times indeed.

[It sounds more like your mother was adopted by the Yenta tribe.]

The "True Americans" have spoken and it is good. I often think if one of the Palinites were next to one of the Hopi or Zuni, Zia, Laguna,(the local SW tribes) who I have deep affection for, or just someone who looks like Sitting Bull and I asked them.."What country is that person from?" How long would it take for them to get around to saying "America???!!!"

[How long would it take them to work the leather strap into your mouth?]

This was directly from a good friend of mine named ChoQosh Auh-Ho-Oh and was given to her by the Iroquois Elder “Uncle John”

[LIAR! I happen to know your friend is actually named ChoSquash Ahh-Umm-Duh!]

And the time of waiting is over. Time to start doing.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Time to watch "Koyaanisqatsi" again...

[Also "The Trial of Billy Jack."]

33 Comments:

Blogger WPDunn71901 said...

It amazes me that these pale faced lefties are so desperately anti-western civ they attach themselves to any culture as long as they can mutate it to their own twisted fantasizes

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"And do not look outside yourself for the leader"

Well, that leaves Obama out. After all, he's not a Hopi.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This explains all those dyslexic hippies hanging out at IHOP.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopi changitude?

Skul

11:12 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"The Hopi have a prophecy"

Well, Skul beat me to it, but is it a prophecy of Hopi and Changi that prophesizes The One?

Now let's all put our pasty, white fists into the air and play "One Tin Soldier" really loud to show how we're stickin' it to "the man".

For f*ck's sake... Hopi prophecy?!? The "X-files" have ruined these folks... bring back the lesbian pagans!

11:46 AM  
Anonymous James said...

if one of the Palinites were next to one of the Hopi or Zuni, Zia, Laguna

Or maybe one of the Yup'ik?

Maybe, say, Todd Palin?

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what I was thinking. Isn't he the only person with an actual Native American heritage involved in this election?

4:23 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Well, who am I to spit in the eye of river navigation advice from the Elders of a landlocked tribe of desert-dweller?

...Rolls eyes...

4:29 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Apparently the Hopi Elders emerge from their electronic kivas every election year and urge all the hippies, New Agers and bong water drinkers to vote Democrat.

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the hits keep comin'!

This one ranks up there with the pre-birth memories or whatever the hell they were babbling about.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, where's trogladyte? Still sleeping off the hangover?

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Keith said...

Looks like we have another Ward Churchill out there, aka Running Fraud.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"BTW, where's trogladyte? Still sleeping off the hangover?"-anon 6:49pm

Are you kidding? He doesn't show up until the wee hours of the morning. He'll post something vile and bitter. It'll probably be a quote of one of us followed by an explicative or two. You'll be able to view his most recent bile tomorrow on your lunch break or whenever you get a chance.

He's a lot like the title of a Douglas Adams book "Mostly Harmless".

7:24 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"He'll post something vile and bitter. It'll probably be a quote of one of us followed by an explicative or two." anon

First of all, I love you anon. And I love the rest of you regardless of the fact that someone should assault you all with cheese graters and an armada of garlic presses.

We OK now, anon? If not, fuck you, pussie.

1:17 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

That's called a self-fulfilling prophecy. I was helping out.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous becca said...

This explains all those dyslexic hippies hanging out at IHOP. -anon


Love it! Thanks for the laugh, anon.

7:02 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

Cheese graters and garlic presses? Sounds like the kitchen cabinet sex toys you use in your early AM auto-erotic escapades.

BTW, it's unrequited love.

4:18 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

EH, tman's most favorite kitchen sex toy is the baster, though. He gets "end"less joy out of using it.

5:18 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Also, eh, all of the tman's love is unrequited. That's why he's so bitter.

5:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We OK now, anon? If not, fuck you, pussie." -troglaman

It's not my nature to harp on possible spelling errors of the random poster. I think it's a cheap shot because everyone flubs a word while typing on occasion.

What concerns me is your questionable spelling of the last word in his post. For anyone else I could understand spelling that (or similar) word wrong but it's different here. That vernacular is your stock and trade, your medium, your crutch.

Once you've lost your potty mouth what else is there for you? If you can't find the plate again we'll have to go to the bullpen.

5:39 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Cheese graters and garlic presses? Sounds like the kitchen cabinet sex toys you use in your early AM auto-erotic escapades." elron

Does it? I'll leave that for you to figure out, elron. Pervert.

10:53 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Once you've lost your potty mouth what else is there for you?" anon

Are you seriously suggesting there isn't enough "potty mouth" to go around? As a liberal trolling around Red State, LGF, RWN, and the Corner, I have been the subject of some really creative "potty mouth", let me tell you. ManBearPig has put it neatly.

I figure you dumbshits are due for a little Karma.

Here's a random thought: What if the reason you don't believe in evolution is because your not evolved? It's an honest question.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

About the debate tonight...

Obama looked tired. McCain had obviously taken 3 hits of blotter acid.

McCain actually started to scare me, troglaman, during the first 30 or 40 minutes. Then he lost it.

He became incoherent. I guarantee you I won't be the only one to say so. And his finish was creepy.

Troglaprediction: Obama's going to win.

Any taker's?

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

t-man you are deeply disturbed, bent and no cousin of mine, but you do have a way with the obvious.

Don't take it so hard paste eaters, think of all the great talk-radio hate mongering awaiting you over the next 8 years. It's not too late to pull Ken Star out of mothballs. 50 mil investigating Bill Ayers....it will be a red Joe Plumber / sixpack love fest.

....and Anon- Scooby's humpin your leg bud.

8:20 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

susieq2cute said...
"...tman's most favorite kitchen sex toy is the baster, though..."

In fact he's so fond of it that he quickly surpassed the "Apprentice" and "Journeyman" level of proficiency with it, and we all know what he has consequently become now.

8:21 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

Good political bio of Obama:

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=1511

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"think of all the great talk-radio hate mongering awaiting you over the next 8 years"-anon 8:20am

Why should the left's hate mongering of talk-radio change just because someone else is in the White House?

"and Anon- Scooby's humpin your leg bud."-anon 8:20am

So have you decided you like the frightened Scooby Doo persona given to you after all? If so then that's fine but I feel uncomfortable with you attracted to my leg. No offense.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have been the subject of some really creative "potty mouth", let me tell you. ManBearPig has put it neatly."-troglaman

I didn't expect you to go to the 'everyone else is doing it so why can't I?' excuse.

Frankly troglaman when you began in this forum you started to scare me. Then you lost it, you became incoherent. I guarantee you I'm not the only one who noticed. And your finish (that "random thought" thing) was creepy.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Frankly troglaman when you began in this forum you started to scare me. Then you lost it, you became incoherent. I guarantee you I'm not the only one who noticed. And your finish (that "random thought" thing) was creepy." anon

Well, anon, you should be scared.

I'm assuming you're a wingnut. Therefore: Everything you've ever believed has been wrong.

That would scare the hell out of me too. My leaders were wrong. My ideology's wrong. EVERTHING'S wrong about everything I've believed in.

But that's the reality. Your ideology has been wrong. Your leaders have been wrong. Most predictions on this very site have been wrong.

However, I, Troglaman, have been right. It pains you, I know. I've already made a cave-painting in tribute of your sorrow. But it's time to begin taking steps, baby steps, toward accepting your station in life - a stupid, backwards dumbass.

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well, anon, you should be scared."-troglaman

Short term memory loss is a terrible thing. Unless it's just a case of your incapability to scroll up to see your own words vollied back to you to emphasize your absurdity.

"I'm assuming you're a wingnut."-troglaman

This is one of your many handicaps but you still need to be aware of your own words coming back to bite you.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Why can't we be a stupid, forward dumbass like you, tman? You do such a good job at it.

8:54 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Why can't we be a stupid, forward dumbass like you, tman? You do such a good job at it." susie

Exactly. You can't even be as stupid as me. But keep on trying.

2:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Exactly. You can't even be as stupid as me. But keep on trying."-troglaman

No one has that kind of time.

8:43 AM  

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