Friday, October 10, 2008

DUmmie Panic Preview When Polls Tighten

In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies you will get a sneak preview on how badly the DUmmies will panic when the polls start to tighten about a week before the election. Why am I so certain that the polls will tighten? Because they ALWAYS do when a Republican is supposedly behind in the polls. Right now the polls show Obama way ahead but how accurate are they? Probably not that accurate but right now the pollsters don't need to worry so much about accuracy. The time they will be extra careful to be accurate will be about a week before the election when their reputations are on the line. Then you will see both a sudden tightening of the polls along with incredible panic from the DUmmies who will be sure this will be a prelude to the Republicans making it easier to steal the election via Diebold deviltry. Today we see the DUmmies angrily scoffing at the very notion that the polls could even tighten up in this THREAD titled, "scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up." So let us now watch the DUmmies work themselves into a denial mindset in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to some VERY entertaining DUFUs starting about a week before Election Day on November 5, is in the [barackets]:

scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up

[Thought Crime! How Dare he even think that!]

jeez what a f*cked up man

[Ridiculous to think that the voters would be concerned about Obama's close association with both a terrorist and a Hate Whitey kook.]

He needs to step away from the crack pipe.

[So that you can take a hit on it.]

These smear tactics only appeal to Republican extremists.

[So no more worries about "swiftboating?"]

I want to remain optimistic. I do. But then I remember the lessons of the past 12-15 years and beyond and my optimism goes out the window.

[Please keep that optimistic smile on your face as we fiddle with your Diebold.]

Joe Scab is delusional..and desperate...

[Delusional and desperate? Aren't those requirements for entering the hallowed halls of DUmmieland?]

Is he off his meds again???

[Yes, but only because you stole his lithium.]

He WANTS it to tighten up but its backfiring instead. The polls this morning seem to indicate that people are turned off by this. Remember in 2004 it was the 527s and Bush could hold his hands clean but in 2008 its McCrap and Phalin starting this...you never want to be the candidate and do the smears you want someone from the outside to do it.

[You're going to be FUn to watch starting about a week before the election.]

Every poll says otherwise. When will Scarborough be forced to accept reality?

[And we must accept those polls because they are every bit as accurate as the 2004 exit polls. Anyway, fasten your seatbelts, everybody, about a week before the election because that is when the DUFU FUn really begins when the polls tighten up.]

41 Comments:

Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Obama up in polls: Dummies ecstatic, predict great victory, sneer at Rethugs, plan show trial for Bush.

Obama down in Polls: DUmmies panic, blame corporate media and Rove, threaten to emmigrate (but never do).

Poor, bi-polar DUmmies, just worry about polls in the final week before the election.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous hwy93 said...

The non partisan pollers have over played their hand this time. the swings have been too drastic for any sane person to think that 20% of the population is going;
Monday: McCain
Tuesday: no .. Obama
Wednesday Wait he's socialist .. McCain

Thursday: wait NcCain want's to bomb freddie Mae.. Obama
Friday: wait Fannie mac supports code pink.. McCain

You get the picture, the only place that happens is inside an institution or a micheal moore film.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"...you will get a sneak preview on how badly the DUmmies will panic when the polls start to tighten about a week before the election." PJ

That's assuming the polls tighten about a week before the election. What if they don't?

You've been so right so far, PJ. Operation Chaos turned out well, didn't it? Hillary castrated Obama just like you said she would. Hell, if you and I were bettin' men, I'd have a hard-on right about now.

$500 to a charity. Come on. Please? Pretty Please? Show me you believe Obama's not going to win. Walk the walk.

1:47 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Trog, you get a hard on from men?

...Not that there's anything wrong with that...

1:52 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

I'd have a hard-on right about now.

Yeah, your 1" is at full mast because you got blue balled at the gay, scat fetish bar again. 1:47am and YOU GOT NOTHING!

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every poll says otherwise.

Translation: "I believe the polls when they are in my favor. When they are not in my favor, they are on the GOP payroll and obviously false, they are rigged, the "fix" is in, I don't pay attention to polls, blah blah blah..."

Bi-polar disorder strikes again.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Translation: "I believe the polls when they are in my favor. When they are not in my favor, they are on the GOP payroll and obviously false, they are rigged, the "fix" is in, I don't pay attention to polls, blah blah blah..." anon

No, anon. I quote polls all the time and get a huge buttload of shit from you dumbshits for doing it. I don't always reference polls that have been in my favor. It scares the ever lovin' shit out of me that McCain has gotten as close as he has in the polls. I've said so.

On the other hand, I've often quoted polls that show a fantastic amount of Americans believing Saddam had something to do with 9-11. I have a feeling these are the same people that believe Obama is a Muslim terrorist. That...ahem...would be you guys.

12:48 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

I don't know about the others here, but I don't think Barry is a Muslim terrorist: I think he's a Marxist mole (New Party member) supported by "buttloads" of Saul Alinsky acolytes from the 60s who founded hard Left and radical Left organizations such as Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), Weather Underground Organization (WUO), ACORN, Black Panthers, Nation of Islam, and the black liberation theology movement.

That's scary! The prospect of 2 branches of the US government controlled by such assholes doesn't scare you t-man?? How about the prospect that they will not only control 2 branches, but be in a position to load up the third branch (Judiciary) with their "fellow travelers" -- marxists, socialists, and "small c communists?"

If that doesn't scare you, you've probably never read the Declaration of Independence, US Constitution, Bill of Rights, Federalist Papers or other documents that expounded the philosophy this nation was founded on.

Read up t-man -- http://federali.st/

9:49 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

Stupid f'n McQueeg!!

I about threw my shoe through the TV when I saw him tell the crowd "You shouldn't be afraid of an Obama presidency."

He might as well have said "Vote for Barry cuz the gooks beat my brains out and I'm now just a totally demented douchebag with no sense of SELF or Self-Respect left!"

I was surprised the crowds didn't start throwing shit at him: they were probably too stunned by his insanity to react.

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

If The Obamassiah is anointed, blame McCain for throwing a victory away and the Socialist Democrats for ensuring McCain was the Republican nominee.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the other hand, I've often quoted polls that show a fantastic amount of Americans believing Saddam had something to do with 9-11. I have a feeling these are the same people that believe Obama is a Muslim terrorist. That...ahem...would be you guys.

I've never actually heard anybody say they believe Obama is a Muslim. I have heard plenty of Obama supporters say they think people believe that. Seems to me that the ones putting out the :Obama is a Muslim" line would be...ahem...you guys.

I'll wait until the bars close to get your response.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have a feeling"-anon 3:43

Def: prhase liberals use in lieu of actual facts.

"I'll wait until the bars close to get your response."-anon 3:43

Did you mean you'd wait until we get off of work for our response? I know it's foreign to you but work, to us, is something that takes all day and it's not just something we do between protests.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"it's not just something we do between protests."-anon 5:43

Or between driving ACORN vans full of multiple-registered voters to various polls. Twice!

5:48 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I don't know about the others here, but I don't think Barry is a Muslim terrorist: I think he's a Marxist mole (New Party member) supported by "buttloads" of Saul Alinsky acolytes from the 60s who founded hard Left and radical Left organizations such as Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), Weather Underground Organization (WUO), ACORN, Black Panthers, Nation of Islam, and the black liberation theology movement." mr galt

What a crock of horseshit. Jesus.
ACORN? Marxist mole? The black liberation theology movement? What the fuck are you even talking about?

This little paranoid salad mr. galt's mixed-up for you is based on his frightened, racist appetite. Eat some arugula, dumbass (along with a few liberty caps). Things will then become clear.

I'll tell you what, my crazy-assed friends. If you buy into galt's psychotic read on Obama, you're lost. There's not one thing Jesus himself could say that would bring you back from the brink of madness. The Weatherman? SDS? Black Panthers? Maybe you could describe what you find so frightening about those organizations, mr galt. I was around at the time and was never afraid. And now, 30 years later, you are. Pussie.

Just remember I'm holding McVeigh, the anthrax guy, and Rudolph as aces. And that's not counting Hagee and Parsely.

You're flying false flags mr. galt.

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a crock of horseshit. Jesus.
ACORN? Marxist mole? The black liberation theology movement? What the fuck are you even talking about?
-trog

It's about time you admitted you haven't a clue, Troggy. The first step is to admit you have a problem. Then you can go and educate yourself, instead of relying on MSNBC and Doonesbury to do it for you.

So, are you saying you haven't heard of black liberation philosophy? BLP is what the church Obama attended for 20 years teaches. Nothing to do with Rev. Wright, before get your panties in a bunch, but what that church was founded on and continues to advocate.

Go to their own website. Read up on it from other sources as well. Educate yourself with the philosophies of quite a few of Obama's associates, mentors, friends, etc.


"Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are."

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Friends
McFlame is self-destructing, something that began when he shot himself in both feet by selecting Fluffy Bunny as co-pilot. Now we have this lovely fictional future "tightening" of the polls. Meanwhile the conservative talking heads are jumping ship in droves and you nut jobs are shouting voter fraud. (By the way...very nice Picture of Johnny presenting at the ACORN conference). One last item. Just wait until we lift the toilet seat on these last eight years....you paste eaters will get a close up of the real workings of your conservative dream.

8:10 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

Psychotic? Here's the reference t-man.

Dumbasses Paulson and Bernanke are playing right into the hands of these fuckers. The gubmint will own the banking system and the Leftist assholes will own the gubmint.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/09/barack_obama_and_the_strategy.html

9:58 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

Here's a couple more:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/09/how_allies_of_george_soros_hel.html

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/viewSubCategory.asp?id=800

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=1511

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"we have this lovely fictional future "tightening" of the polls...you paste eaters will get a close up of the real workings of your conservative dream."-anon 8:10am

Translation:
"YOIKS! Scooby was that you making that noise behind me?"


The liberals are hearing footsteps alright.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"The Weatherman? SDS? Black Panthers?"
I can't speak for Galt, but I find good reason to be at least a little apprehensive of those organizations.
The Weathermen are a domestic terrorist group whose prominent members are fans of the Manson Family (Bernardine Dorhn invented the group's three- fingered "fork" salute as a tribute to the three- pronged fork that the Manson Family rammed into Sharon Tate's pregnant belly when they killed her). Students for a Democratic Society were a group that pretty quickly abandoned their policy of nonviolence in favor of more violent resistance tactics. The Black Panthers were basically the black- supremacy version of the Ku Klux Klan, and had even less hesitation for engaging in violent resistance tactics than SDS did.
Such groups aren't really a threat anymore, but I wouldn't want a man with ties to groups such as those to end up in the White House, simply because it indicates that he is a poor judge of character.
"Just remember I'm holding McVeigh, the anthrax guy, and Rudolph as aces."
Oh, please. I'll see all that, and raise you MY aces: The Unabomber, the DC Sniper, the Trenchcoat Mafia, the Virginia Tech shooter, the Denver church shooter, and of course Charles Manson.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... Such groups aren't really a threat anymore ..."

Strictly speaking, you're correct in that the groups no longer "officially" exist.

The members, however still present an existential threat to our way of life. Read the articles I linked to above, and read the articles those reference.

For more go to discoverthenetworks.org

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Weathermen are a domestic terrorist group..."
Obama served on a "radical education foundation" per McFlame.

While foaming at the mouth over the history of the Weathermen you nimrods fail to mention the fellow Republicans on the same foundation. Annenberg was made an ambassador by your savior Ronnie R. Must be a lot of Republicans "palling around with terrorists" too. Ready, fire, aim.

Keep beating the Ayers drum....it plays so well to all those looking at their 401K statements.

And hey Anon 10:15....Scooby Doo - yet again?? - Oh, Ouch. Dickwad

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And hey Anon 10:15....Scooby Doo - yet again?? - Oh, Ouch. Dickwad"-anon 8:03pm

You're getting as grumpy as troglaman!

And "if it walks like a duck..." as long as you keep jumping at shadows and trying to assure yourself that everything is just fine then I'll keep comparing you to cartoonish icons who do the same. However if you prefer to be compared to another hapless cartoon character then I'm sure I can think of someone/thing.

My kids were were watching The Robotic Three Stooges on the Boomerang network the other day. That seems to fit the Obama liberal archetype pretty well. I can work that into a reference to you or troglaman with little effort.

I suppose the only difference is your (and troglaman's and kayinmaine's) penchant for filthy invective. Hmm.

Oh well, carry on.

8:34 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"So, are you saying you haven't heard of black liberation philosophy?" anon

Yes. I want you to spell it out for me, anon. Tell me all about the black liberation philosophy. Speak to me like I am a child learning about "black liberation philosophy" for the first time. I've been living in a cave, after all.

In fact, why not include everyone. What the fuck is "Black Liberation Philosophy" everybody? Be careful.

11:47 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The Unabomber, the DC Sniper, the Trenchcoat Mafia, the Virginia Tech shooter, the Denver church shooter, and of course Charles Manson." adam

Are you fuckin kidding me? Fine. Let's go. Make your case you idiot. Let's start with how many people they killed.

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"Are you fuckin kidding me? Fine. Let's go. Make your case you idiot. Let's start with how many people they killed."
All right then, let's start with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, the Trenchcoat Mafia. Not counting their own suicides, they killed 13 people (8 boys, 4 girls, and 1 teacher). That is over twice as many people as Bruce Edwards Ivins killed with his 2001 anthrax attacks ( I'd assume he was the "Anthrax guy" you referred to; He killed a total of five people), and over 6 times as many people as Eric Rudolph killed (He killed one woman at the Olympic Park bombing, and one security guard at an abortion clinic he bombed in 1998).
The DC Snipers killed a total of ten people, plus possibly another three in a series of unrelated armed robberies a month or so before the sniper attacks started.
The Manson Family killed eight people. The Unabomber killed three people. The Denver church shooter killed four people. The Virginia Tech shooter killed 32 people, not counting his own suicide.
Out of your so- called "Aces," the only one that killed more than five people was Timothy McVeigh, who admittedly killed a ton of people with his attack, but the fact that he was just one man, and the only significant example you had, doesn't do much to strengthen your argument.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Out of your so- called "Aces," the only one that killed more than five people was Timothy McVeigh, who admittedly killed a ton of people with his attack, but the fact that he was just one man, and the only significant example you had, doesn't do much to strengthen your argument" adam

165 OK deaths. And he wasn't just one man. Nichols anyone? Militia's? McVeigh was one of you.

So. According to adam, you crazy mother fuckers have killed a lot more people the the psychotic liberals. I agree.

12:03 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... 165 OK deaths. And he wasn't just one man. Nichols anyone? Militia's? McVeigh was one of you. ..." - t-man

McVeigh and Nichols were aided, abetted, and equipped by one of Saddam's intelligence agents; one Hussain Al-Hussaini. The "angry white males" crap was hyped as an attempt to cover both Saddam's involvement and Janet Reno's incompetence.

Jayna Davis pursued the story, but when CBS bought out her TV station, Mary ("Those forged National Guard memos are real!") Mapes fired Davis and burried the story and pursued the "angry white males and neo-Nazi groups" version of events.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

Trog, if you noticed, many of the lib killers I included were also more than one man (i.e. there were two men doing the DC Sniper attacks), but in each case, I lumped them together. I did the same for McVeigh
What I meant by the "One man" comment was that it was just one example, with one incident. Liberalism tends to inspire a lot more lunatics than conservatism.
Also, McVeigh may have espoused some conservative sentiments, but he was most definitely not "One of us."

9:26 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... Liberalism tends to inspire a lot more lunatics than conservatism. ..."

Here's the major reason for that:

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=2314

9:34 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It's about time you admitted you haven't a clue, Troggy. The first step is to admit you have a problem. Then you can go and educate yourself, instead of relying on MSNBC and Doonesbury to do it for you." anon

Then give me the clue, you crazy-assed dimwit. Show me. I'm still waiting for the "Black Liberation Philosophy". What the hell is it? And I don't want fucking links. I want one of you to tell me what the fuck it is.

This is what you assholes do. You throw out things like "Black Liberation Philosophy" and never explain it because it's enough that it sounds really scary (to you scarified, pussified, dumb shits).

I want one of YOU terror junkies to explain what the "Black Liberation Philosophy" is. I can hardly wait.

12:23 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Liberalism tends to inspire a lot more lunatics than conservatism." adam (I'm so wanting to go to the Garden of Eden metaphor but I'm man enough to not go there even though I've done it before).

Liberalism tends to inspire a lot more lunatics...blah blah blah.

Maybe the problem here is that we haven't defined 'liberalism'.

Is Chinese communism liberal? Is Putin liberal? Was Hitler liberal? Was Wallace liberal? Was Lyndon Johnson liberal? Was Bush's funding of AID's relief in Africa liberal? Was the Berlin air drop liberal? Was the Marshall Plan liberal? Medicare? Social Security? Equal housing? Are all men created equal?

Is the Constitution liberal?

Let's go up a level. Do you love thine enemy, adam? Would you deem the notion liberal or perhaps outdated? After being slapped, would you consider turning the other cheek another "liberal scam"? How about that classic commandment "Thou shalt not kill". Is that another liberal fantasy?

And you all think you're the party of God. Hypocrisy abounds. And it's so apparent and none of you can see it. You've become useless. Deluded. Face it. In the name of God, get medicated or turn yourself in to an Obamanatic. We'll soon be everywhere. On every street corner. You can't escape.

1:23 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

And after the Obamanatics find you, you'll be subject to "The Black Liberation Philosophy" indoctrination. Just so you know, you dumbshits.

1:32 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... I want one of YOU terror junkies to explain what the "Black Liberation Philosophy" is. ..."

It's the racist (black racist in this case) version of Marxist yearning for a revolution of the proletariat.

It's the propaganda that all problems blacks experience are due to "white man keeping the black man down" and other such evasion and refusal to acknowledge their problems are largely of their own making.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It's the propaganda that all problems blacks experience are due to "white man keeping the black man down" and other such evasion and refusal to acknowledge their problems are largely of their own making." galt

Interesting. Could you reference any Obama agenda for taking revenge against the white man for "keeping the black man down"? Nope.

This little mind-frame is all yours. That makes you the crazy-assed racist you are you dumb fucking moron. Keep it up.

THE BLACKS ARE ABOUT TO TAKE OVER! They'll be sure to take your wife and daughters first while making you pick cotton...naked.

You gotta own this one, galt. This is all a product of your super simple lizard brain. It's a delusion. No surprise to anyone but you.

Once again, I think we're all being offered a look into the mind-set that's been running the Country for a long, long time. You just make shit up and it's good.

Your time, you nutcase, is thankfully over.

2:35 AM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

"Your time, you nutcase, is thankfully over."

The time for the strike is coming.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Francisco d'Anconia said...

BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Dagny Taggart said...

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!

10:00 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Need I say more?

12:44 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The time for the strike is coming." mr galt

Viagra. Take it. Get laid. You're fuckin nuts.

12:51 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... You're fuckin nuts. ..."

You leave my nuts out of this discussion t-man, you pervert! :)

8:46 AM  

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