Pied Piper Pitt Has A New "Scoop"
ATTENTION ALL REPORTERS!!! Start checking your Blackberries! William Rivers Pitt has another news scoop! You should find out about it in 24 business hours. And the amazing scoop can be described in just one word according to Pitt: "Eagleton." Ironically, Pitt might finally get a scoop right but in the wrong way. The Pied Piper thinks this will apply to Sarah Palin being removed from the ticket but I happen to know that it will be Joe Biden who will be facing the same situation due to a certain piece of material out there that will surface soon...maybe in 24 business hours. This material would be like watching Tom Eagleton actually undergoing electro-shock therapy. However, I really don't want Biden to be removed from the Obama ticket. It is much better for him to remain where he is and pull Obama and all the other Democrats down, unable to recover from the loss for at least another generation. So it turns out that Pitt is right but in 180 degrees the wrong way as you can see in his DUmmie THREAD titled, "So...the top post on Talking Points Memo is 1 word long...one name, really...and a question mark..." Therefore let us join Pitt in mid "scoop" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the "Eagleton" word will soon be resurrected but not in the direction that Pitt hopes, is in the [brackets]:
So...the top post on Talking Points Memo is 1 word long...one name, really...and a question mark...
[The Pied Piper Pitt memo is 1 word long: "Drunk."]
"Eagleton?"
["Biden?"]
For the edification of any who don't yet know about one of the more remarkably grotesque political debacles in modern American history.
[As big a debacle as the scoop about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006? While we wait 24 business hours for Pitt's scoop to materialize, let us join the DUmmies in progress...]
I don't get it...is it the replacement thing or the mental health thing? Or is there some other significance to the name.
[There was a lot of significance to the name of Jason Leopold, half of the famous investigative team of Leopold & Lib who broke the Karl Rove indictment scoop.]
The replacement thing. They are implying she will have to be replaced. They might have used "Miers?"
[Or "Biden?"]
Well, McGovern lost the election after Eagleton thing. I think they are implying this could cost McCain the election if he has to replace her.
[Note to Obama: Please don't replace Joe Biden after a certain piece of material is revealed. BTW, one other person other than Charles Henrickson is privy to the material. FReeper faq put on his Sherlock Holmes hat and figured it all out to the extent that he even knows the date and location of the material. Oh, I am also going to have to swear faq to an oath of omerta.]
Who would he choose for his encore?
[Hillary? But I don't want Obama to make a switch. I hope he stands 1000% behind Joe Biden.]
Eagleton, for those who don't remember, was tapped to be a VP running mate and then had to be un-tapped. It was very bad all the way around.
[Watching a video of Joe Biden in Beaver, PA, I am wondering if he tapped a keg there.]
posted by PJ-Comix at 7:50 AM
21 Comments:
Aw come on PJ spill the beans. Its not nice to tease your loyal readers.........24...23...22...21...20..19...
There has been a lot of concern about whether Barack would have to un-appoint Senator Biden. He's the snarky street fighter brought on to manhandle Romney or another uppity white male, not for his so-called foreign policy experience he got from three decades of sitting in committee meetings.
Barack desperately needs Hillary now. Biden can't match up. Knife to a gun fight, indeed.
It isn't so much Barak needs Hillary as The Democrats need her.
But who is Hillary going to pick as her VP.
"For the edification of any who don't yet know about one of the more remarkably grotesque political debacles in modern American history."
That's right, it was a debacle. And that "debacle" was entirely the creation of the MSM of it's day. Most voters at the time said that Egalton's prior medical history would have no effect on their vote. It was the media who hyped Eagleton's medical history in order to destroy him.
Oh,, and he wasn't "untapped" as you claim as McGovern was behind Eagleton "100 percent." It was Eagleton himself who withdrew from the ticket as he knew that the media was going to try to beat McGovern to death with their "scoop." That withdrawal speaks volumes as to his charter and commitment to his party, wouldn't you agree?
So, Pitt, do you see ANY resemblance with the "scoop" of that time and you're vaunted "scoop" today? That's right, you're just as guilty of attempted character assignation today as the press was then for trying to destroy someone through the power of the printed word. Too bad for you, Pitt, that you destroyed your own credibility with your "scoop' of the Karl Rove non-indictment, so you're printed word isn't worth the spittle you spray when you talk. That's got to hurt! Will you EVER learn to keep your big mouth shut?
I pray to God Almighty that William Rivers Pitt uses the "Who is the REAL mommy to little baby Twig?" scoop.
That would seal the pittster into the ninth level of jurnalistic hell.
Please, Willam, please!...go with this story!!!
The walking afterbirths at Kayinsane's are quoting Pitt as their impeccable source! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
But... if she's so inexperienced, callow and unprepared, why don't they simply let the ever-classy Biden show her up in the debates?
Surely that would be more effective, efficient and final, as well as being completely within the rules of civilized politics and fair play!
Oh! I forgot who we're dealing with.
Never mind.
But that must mean that they consider Palin a major threat, likely to eviscerate Blowhard Biden in any sort of a structured setting, and worse...
Likely to seal the McCain-Palin deal and see the Republicans in power long enough take care of some trivial things.
Like putting a few more SCOTUS judges up...
"The Pied Piper thinks this will apply to Sarah Palin being removed from the ticket but I happen to know that it will be Joe Biden who will be facing the same situation due to a certain piece of material out there that will surface soon...maybe in 24 business hours." PJ
24 hours. Let's see if Joe is brought down 24 "business hours" from now. I'm reading this at about 9:20 Pacific. If Joe's not brought down in 24 business hours (9:20 pm Pacific tomorrow) then there's something wrong around here, right?
I happen to know that it will be Joe Biden who will be facing the same situation due to a certain piece of material out there that will surface soon...maybe in 24 business hours. - PJ
Trog, u can haz reding comprehensionz?
Anyhoo, who wants to bet Will Pitt's scoop was that Bristol is pregnant? Which info has of course resulted in .. well .. nothing, except a flurry of phoney moral outrage from lefties.
The expected outrage from the "Christian fundamentalist conservative Reichwingers" over - shock horror - the revelation that a 17-year old had (gasp!) *SEX!!11!!!!!111!!!!* and therefore her mother is supposedly ineligible to be Vice President, of course, being based solely on DUmmies' et al perception that conservatives are opposed to *SEX!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!111111one one one !!11!*
Unfortunately for them, while many conservatives are theoretically opposed to sex outside marriage, that's mostly only over concerns about the stability/otherwise of the family environment should pregnancy occur ... And Bristol is marrying the father, and has her own loving, wealthy and down-to-earth parents as well as her siblings to help her get through any difficulties.
In other words, we don't care.
There are certain things we generally try to avoid - we're not always successful. When we fail, stuff may happen. When it does, we try to deal with it the right way - that's what conservatism is.
Whoops!
"In other words, we don't care." mandible
Well then. You won't care about what's about to "surface soon" about Joe, right? He could've had an affair (like Johnny Mac); he could've divorced (like Johnny Mac); he could've kept quiet about a pregnant teen aged daughter (like Sarah); or he could've been involved in a scandal like the Keating 5 (like Johnny Mac)...
And you won't care. Good. What a relief. I'm holding you to it.
Face it. If Obama had a fraction of this shit going on, you guys would be happily pumping yourselves raw during your nightly circle jerks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
troglaman said...
"In other words, we don't care." mandible
Well then. You won't care about what's about to "surface soon" about Joe, right?
Me, personally? Probably not. I'd be interested to know what on earth could possibly make him look stupider than he already looks, but that's moot.
He could've had an affair (like Johnny Mac); he could've divorced (like Johnny Mac);
And?
he could've kept quiet about a pregnant teen aged daughter (like Sarah);
That's a little different. The reason being it's her daughter, not her. But like I said -- still wouldn't care. The only reason it would be relevant is because libs have now come out with phony moral outrage about Sarah's daughter getting pregnant -- after coming out with stupid conspiracy theories about incest, switcheroo pregnancies, etc. It'd just serve to shed more light on how hypocritical libs are.
or he could've been involved in a scandal like the Keating 5 (like Johnny Mac)...
And you won't care.
Not particularly, no. As PJ says, him being on the ticket is an advantage to Rethugs - and by extension Antipoedean conservatives such as myself - more than anything else.
Being interested in the information (that is to be released in about 24 business hours) is not the same as caring about it. He could have eaten a baby for all I know. Sounds like something a Democrat would do.
Good. What a relief. I'm holding you to it.
Face it. If Obama had a fraction of this shit going on,
Obama has far more than this sh!t going on -- that's the whole point. A pregnant teenage daughter - who by the way is keeping the baby and marrying the father - a non-issue about some psychopathic trooper getting fired, and taking a plane home to have a Downs Syndrome child is all your side have on Palin. On the plus side she's achieved much more than Obama, actually worked to clean up politics and *change* things (remember how that was the big buzzword until approximately last week?), taken on corruption and political dirty dealings, and come out of the whole thing smelling like roses.
As for Obama, well, he has Tony Rezko, Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers around his neck - and that's just for starters.
It's not just a river in Egypt - despite what they tell you.
...you guys would be happily pumping yourselves raw during your nightly circle jerks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Don't you know conservatives believe that kind of thing will land you in hell? We are opposed to ****SEXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**** in every way, shape and form!
That's why Palin's daughter is such a big issue that will completely erode support for the GOP - including from the Hillary supporters who are flocking over the aisle in droves as "liberal" men reveal their true misogyny!
Yes, troglaman, just keep repeating this, and sleeeeppp... sleeeeeeppppp .... safe in the knowledge that a teenage pregnancy will decide a Presidential race .... sleeeeeeeeeppppp .....
Let me guess, Biden's hair plugs are actually brain slugs, from the Brain Slug Planet.
I actually suspected as much.
troglaman said...
"In other words, we don't care." mandible
Well then. You won't care about what's about to "surface soon" about Joe, right? He could've had an affair (like Johnny Mac); he could've divorced (like Johnny Mac); he could've kept quiet about a pregnant teen aged daughter (like Sarah); or he could've been involved in a scandal like the Keating 5 (like Johnny Mac)...
It doesn't matter what WE think about it, you tiny fool, what matters is how juicy the DNC's fair-weather friends in the press will find it, because selling air time and papers trumps party loyalty every time.
And away we go......... lets see if it has legs?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/08/hunter-biden-joe-biden-anthony-lotito.php
"It'd just serve to shed more light on how hypocritical libs are." mandible in moronicville
Fuck you. Are you actually accusing libs of being hypocritical about teenage pregnancy? You, my friend, are a class 'A' dumbass. Let's hear it for mandible. Thank you.
"I want to see Mitt re-dub the “Strong Values” commercial so he says, “Marriage must come before children… Got that, Jamie Lynn Spears?”
http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YmEwYmI1M2VkNzRiZjFhNDQ4YTU3MWNhMzdiMDBjMzg=
"I’m glad she had her baby, but why did she have to get pregnant in the first place? There are other fun opportunities for a single young person, on TV or off, than to be led by her hormones — or his — into sex and pregnancy before she’s ready. [...] A single person can live a full, happy, busy, fulfilling life without sex. Too many young people don’t know this, and are instead chasing a happiness that often turns into a very sad story."
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZjJhNWI0ZmM4NmNkY2Y4YTMyYmQ5Yzc0ZjhkYzc4YzE=&w=MQ==
"Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant and you know oh well, sometimes things just happen right? That shouldn’t disqualify Jamie’s mom from writing a book on parenting. I mean she’s always been a good kid right? Never missed a curfew right? So mom let’s the 19 year old boyfriend move in - its all good. Friends sometimes we need judgement in making choices as parents."
http://kevinmccullough.townhall.com/blog/g/d82bca35-6225-4d17-9881-020186c6e64d
"And I know, all many people require in parents is a working sperm shooter and working ovaries, but to me, that’s not parenting, it’s a recipe for fucking out little tragedies with legs"
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/08/13/is_it_racist_if.html
No hypocrisy here. Move along.
Here it is, wingnut wombats: You're the hypocrites. And, thanks be to God, you're showing it in spades.
Have you heard the news about Joe Biden? Devastating. He'll never recover. This could bring Obama down.
If the MSM doesn't bury it, Biden's done.
Of course he's done anyway. Twenty years of failed attempts at the White House, and he's going to wind up settling for VP nominee.
Loser.
RWR
www.rightwingrocker.com
"If the MSM doesn't bury it, Biden's done." RWR
Bury what?
So this whole mysterious Biden shit didn't mean anything. Right? Just a product of someone's imagination.
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