Tuesday, August 26, 2008

"Bill Clinton AGAIN undermines Obama."

Bill Clinton just can't seem to say anything to please the DUmmies these days. Well, not the majority of DUmmies, that is. Despite the purging of vocal Hillary supporters that occurred after the June 11 transformation from the "General Discussion - Primaries" forum to the "General Discussion - Presidential" forum, Skinner still has some PUMAs on the prowl. While they cannot overtly express their preference for Her Thighness over The Lightbringer, they will bristle and bare their fangs whenever the mainstream DUmmies (there's an oxymoron for you) post a story about something either Clinton does to undermine Obama's candidacy, as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Bill Clinton AGAIN undermines Obama. They want McCain to win."

So let us now watch as the DUmmies catfight over Bill Clinton's hypothetical in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets].

Bill Clinton AGAIN undermines Obama. They want McCain to win.


Bill Clinton in Denver again undercuts Obama 
By Sam Youngman 
Posted: 08/26/08 01:47 PM 
DENVER — Bill Clinton appeared to undermine Sen. Barack Obama again Tuesday. 
The former president, speaking in Denver, posed a hypothetical question in which he seemed to suggest that that the Democratic Party was making a mistake in choosing Obama as its presidential nominee.

[But...but Bill's all for party unity.]

He said: "Suppose you're a voter, and you've got candidate X and candidate Y. Candidate X agrees with you on everything, but you don't think that candidate can deliver on anything at all. Candidate Y you agree with on about half the issues, but he can deliver. Which candidate are you going to vote for?"

[Y, because we like you.]

Then, perhaps mindful of how his off-the-cuff remarks might be taken, Clinton added after a pause: "This has nothing to do with what's going on now."

[Of course it doesn't, Bill, of course it doesn't.]

[What follows is a continuation of the article which can be found at either of the above links, in which you will find lots of context for the story, but I will save your bandwith for the enjoyment of the catfight that ensues over the Big Dog.]

Who is Bill Clinton, really? In his heart of hearts, who the hell is he?

[He's the person I always knew he was. You're just a slow learner.]

Context is missing sounds like another right wing attempt to cause trouble

[Rove's mind control machine.]

What type of f***ing context do you need for this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Maybe when he says it at tomorrow night's speech?]

The context of hating the Clintons seems to be what you're doing

[And the context of ROTFLOAO seems to be what we're doing.]

You should really consider the source... Sam Youngman is friends with Mitt

[So Clinton didn't say it?]

Personally, I need to know who is candidate X and who is Y.....

[Because the only letter that matter are the (D) or (R) behind the X or the Y.]

Yeah, I don't see mcpow as someone who know how to get anything done.

[He gets a lot done. Some of the stuff he gets done is part of the problem.]

Did you notice Bill's use of the pronoun "he" in describing the candidate who can deliver?
Would that be Hillary or Barack?

[Bravo! DUmmie "Bravo." You get the Kewpie doll. All those years of politically correct attention to pronoun gender bias have finally paid off.]

For the love of God, let it go. We get it, you don't like the Clintons. Now, what will it take to get you to shut the f*** up about that and start working to elect our candidate, Barack Obama?

[Hill and Bill convincing the delegates that Obama is unelectable, making her the nominee.]

The media has been doing this for a while now. They need to sell papers I guess.

[Yes, and now they are resorting to reporting what people actually say to do it. The nerve.]

The next two days, both Clintons need to deliver speeches that start with "John McCain SUCKS, ends with John McCain sucks, and is filled in with 100 more John McCain sucks.

[Sounds like Will Pitt's next post?]

Operation Chaos thanks you for your help. Your check is in the mail.

[You're quite welcome, but your check isn't worth the trip to the bank to bounce it.]

I have no idea what Bill was trying to say, but I don't see how it's about Obama.

[I'm really sorry about that head injury. Get well soon.]

Just STFU, make your little speech tomorrow and go away.

[Just make sure it includes your little "Candidate X / Candidate Y" story.]

Feel better, Clinton-hater?

[Nope. That sense of impending doom is still there.]

On Wednesday, AFTER Hillary and her supporters go through whatever they're going to go through, (and I think she'll do well for Obama), Obama should CUT Bill from the schedule! He's nothing but trouble!

[Oh yeah! PUMA fight!]

When was the last time Bill got laid?

[I bet it's been since the last time you did.]

Is everyone enjoying "Operation Chaos, DU Version" ??


"Suppose one candidate is married to a big egomaniac who sold his soul to the devil ...."

[Or suppose two candidates AND their spouses ALL sold their souls to the devil and then all the devil's minions got them together for a four day party in Denver....]


Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

I still believe that Bill is desperate for one more stay in the White House because it is the ONLY way he will wipe the record, and a blue dress, from history. He thinks.

Without that 'bully pulpit' and something incredible, like the failed mega-tax powered health care they want, he's going to die as "The impeached President who stuck stogies in an intern's snooch".

Hillary will be 69 in 2012, 73 in 2016. OF COURSE THE CLINTON'S WANT McCAIN TO WIN!

They want another shot as soon as they can get it.

5:53 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

The obvious question is:

"Why are these idiots surprised?"

Haven't they been on planet earth for the last 16 years?

12:06 PM  
Anonymous man .. claw .. thing said...

The media has been doing this for a while now. They need to sell papers I guess.

[Yes, and now they are resorting to reporting what people actually say to do it. The nerve.]

Hee hee!

5:38 AM  

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