Friday, August 29, 2008

DUmmies Already Slamming Sarah Palin

Before I get into how the DUmmies are already attacking Sarah Palin, let me congratulate the Democrat ticket of Obama bin Biden for choosing Beaver County, Pennsylvania for their campaign kickoff. That is why Li'l Beaver is making his cameo appearance in this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.

Okay, now for Sarah Palin. Oddly enough, your humble correspondent was good buddies as a youngster with an Eskimo from Alaska. And the strangest thing about this is that this was when I was living in Puerto Rico. Fred Duncan might have been the ONLY Eskimo in Puerto Rico. I sure never met another one there. He was in my class from about the sixth to eighth grade. What happened was that Fred was adopted by an elderly white couple in Alaska who later moved to Puerto Rico. The main thing I remember about them is how fanatical they were about their pet Pekinese dogs who won consistently at dog shows down there. The other big thing I remember about Fred Duncan is that he was HUGE. I mean the guy was over six feet tall at the age of 12. Plus he had a lot of weight on him. Fred's method of fighting was to merely jump on top of his opponents and simply crush them under his weight. However, Fred wasn't a bully. In fact, he was incredibly sensitive. One time I remember him sobbing uncontrollably with tears streaming down his face. I can't remember exactly why he was crying but it wasn't because of fighting. Like I said, he was a sensitive guy despite his size. What else do I remember about Fred? Well, I got an education on Alaska since he told stories, in his peculiar accent, about the tundra.

Okay, so much for my Alaska nostalgia via Puerto Rico. The subject of this DUFU edition is how the DUmmies are already slamming Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Obama (Camp) Response to Palin." So let us now watch the DUmmies gang up on Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Fred Duncan crushing a bunch of DUmmies under his weight, is in the [brackets]:


Obama (Camp) Response to Palin

[I think Joe Biden's hair plugs are already falling out.]

Source: TIME - Mark Halperin

“Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency. Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush’s failed economic policies — that’s not the change we need, it’s just more of the same,” said Bill Burton, Obama Campaign Spokesman.

[LOL! Obama is complaining about Palin's lack of foreign policy experience?]

Sarah's okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency? No f****** way.

[Meanwhile it is perfectly all right to have been a "community activist" working with a corrupt organization like ACORN and spending only about 143 days in the U.S. Senate doing nothing.]

Palin Is A Wacko; Expose Her! Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!

[Holding a salmon with a hook in it's mouth? Gestapo torturer!!!]

KO Will Rip Palin. Did anyone see how KO rip the AP for being biased against Obama's speech. Great stuff. Where would we be without him? KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.

[That's the MO of KO.]

She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???

[Uh-Oh!]

Biggest blunder since McGovern chose Eagleton

[What I know about Biden is going to make the Eagleton problem seem like small potatoes. Watch for the Biden scandal to break in either 24 business hours or soon after the Republican convention.]

I hear she likes mooseburgers!

[She just lost the Bullwinkle vote.]

I really hope this backfires. But again the media will play this BS up. Hopefully the American people won't bite.

[They might like a bite of mooseburger.]

Worst choice since Caligula appointed his horse.

[Mr. Ed?]

DO NOT FORGET WHO YOU ARE FIGHTING WITH. THEY ARE ( GOP) THE LOWEST AND DIRTIEST POLITICAL PARTY IN MODERN WORLD. THEY DO ANYTHING AND SAY ANYTHING TO WIN , JUST LIKE MCINSANE

[Taking a recess break from your Rubber Room, eh Mr. Caps?]

She hunts wolves from helicopters. how sick is that? They run down wolves with a helicopter and when they finally collapse from exhaustion the mighty hunters blast them with high powered rifles. She's a perfect successor to Cheney.

[I hate hunters who use semi-automatic rifles in helicopters. When I go helicopter hunting I set my AK-47 on full automatic. DIE INNOCENT FOREST CRITTERS!!!]

Beauty Queens for McCain!!!!

[Bar Hags for Obama!!!]

She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.

[Said the DUmmie from NARAL.]

Biden is going to eat her alive! Hit fast, hit hard. Give her hell, Joe!

[By the time of the vice-presidential debate, Biden will be demoralized by a certain release of information that will happen in 24 business hours.]

Puma loves it. They are wild with delight over at the PUMA board. YEA!!

[Uh-oh!]

24 Comments:

Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does."

Is is possible that this "person" is talking about Sarah Palin's Down Syndrome baby?

It seems impossible that anyone could be so crude, but I can't figure out what else he/she could be referring to.

Speechless...even here in crazy California...

"Biden is going to eat her alive! Hit fast, hit hard. Give her hell, Joe!"

Again...stupid. As unfair as it may be, a mean, sarcastic, snarky Joe Biden taking shots at a Nice Lady in a dress is not going to go over well with the majority of the country. He's going to have to be very careful in his approach, or he will be tagged as ungentlemanly, and regardless of what the Left and DUmmies may think, most Americans will consider that dishonorable and whatever reputation he still has will be irredeemably tarnished.

I know the DUmmies are seriously out of touch...but this sort of thing puts them on a different planet.

5:49 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

The DUmmie screeching will get worse.

Palin, I suspect, can handle it.

McCain is much, much wiser than I had previously thought (at least in a political sense ;)

We know Biden likes to create his "facts" when the cameras are rolling... facts that are, when they are vetted, not-so-much.
Anyone got a feel for how Palin may perform in debates with that plaigiaristic assjack?

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Palin was a great choice. I think the DU's are really panicking, because anything they try to use against her pretty much puts to light how even more deficient Obama is. I see a lot of flailing going on in Obamaland. The only thing I'm worried about are the DU's playing dirtier and dirtier, even after McCain wins. They're not going to like to lose all the power they were so close to getting. Palin on the other hand has morals, is much more qualified than the community organizer, and will stand by her convictions, which will always win in the end.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not saying a thing until troggy comes in here to straighten us out.
After all, he's the well of all liberal knowledge.
Come on, troggy boy. Enlighten us with your half-baked liberal talking points.
Dont forget to modify" the facts to fit your agenda. OK?? Xnks.

Skul

6:11 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

DUmmies hit bottom, dig.

7:27 PM  
Anonymous dutch508 said...

Damn PJ. You've left out the real bile.

The freakshow that is DU is already spreading rumors about her baby, that her oldest daugheter is pregnant, that the baby is really her daughters and her husbands...

To call the Dump monkeys pathetic is being generous.

7:31 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

Son of Godfather, I agree. I think McCain showed some serious strategic chops with this choice...I honestly didn't think he had it in him.

I must say, I'm impressed.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Here Trog Trog Trog ...

Come on Troggy, arent you going to call the nice Alaskan lady some bad names?

WHere is Kay InSane?
COme on Kay, dont let us down!

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Observer said...

"Sarah's okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency? No f****** way."

Vermont also has about 600,000 people. Howard Dean wasn't fit to be president?

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KO Will Rip Palin. Did anyone see how KO rip the AP for being biased against Obama's speech. Great stuff. Where would we be without him? KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.

No, because apparently nobody watches Mess-NBC. By the way, your misogyny is showing.

10:33 PM  
Blogger RightWingRocker said...

For bringing some conservative voters into his camp (myself not included - Keyes '08), McCain is to be congratulated.

I really get a kick out of all this crap about how Biden is going to tear her up in a debate when Oblahma is avoiding debate like the plague. Am I the only one that sees the humor in that?

Seriously, Biden's been running for President for over twenty years, and this is as close as he's going to get. he is also painfully aware of this fact.

Oblahma sucks and McCain is almost as bad. Palin is a flicker of hope that maybe, just maybe, there is hope for America.

RWR
www.rightwingrocker.com

Keyes '08

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alaska vs. Delaware

AK-Ranked 47th
Population-683,478, biggest state by area, one of the wealthiest per capita, median income (6th) @ $54,627, female CIC of the AK Nat'l Guard


DE-(18% Robinette "in the senate since the Nixon era" Biden)-Ranked 45th
Population-864,764 (that's a whopping 181,286 more people than AK, median income (12th) @ $50,152

1:24 AM  
Blogger Jack Bauer/London Dave said...

I'm all moist with anticipation over the Biden tease!

What did Della wear boys?

5:39 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

First, completely de-gassing the Barackopolis convention like this is a flat-out coup. The entire news cycle is taken by McCain.

Second, the percentage of Hillary supporters were unhappy with Obama now have some real thinking to do. Palin is going to come in for real heat, and anyone who thinks she's just fluff and eyeliner is going to be in for a surprise, I think.

Third, attacking a VP candidate with unfounded slime isn't going to fly. That kind of sexist garbage has damaged the democrat party badly, and the MSM isn't going to go near originating it or reporting it.

Fourth, the whole "experience" issue is going to be bubbling up over and over again unless the Dems wise up and drop it. Palin has experience, certainly Obama-level experience, and no terrorists, racist preachers or scummy landlords hanging around her neck.

All in all, a pretty darn good day.

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Remember when Republicans were sexists? Let's see who hates women now.

6:46 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"I really get a kick out of all this crap about how Biden is going to tear her up in a debate when Oblahma is avoiding debate like the plague."

Of course Obama is avoiding debates. Obama only speaks well when he is reading off a teleprompter. When he's just talking off the top of his head, he makes a complete idiot of himself (Case in point: His Saddleback debacle). McCain is going to rip him a new one in the presidential debates.

8:29 AM  
Blogger RightWingRocker said...

McCain is going to rip him a new one in the presidential debates.

... If there are any ...

Oblahma's in such bad shape at this point, he'd do better just to bow out and chalk it up to experience.

RWR
www.rightwingrocker.com

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Jack said...

I hope the left keeps this up and it just gets stronger and louder....This move by MC to choose Palin will expose the left for who they really are

1:29 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

Best DUmmy response, noting that Biden supported the liberation of Iraq.

At the VP debate...

Palin:
Yes Senator Biden, I acknowledge your 36 years of foreign policy experience, and applaud your support for our efforts in Iraq. And now both of our sons are leaving to finish the job that you so wisely helped begin.

4:11 PM  
Blogger TheShaz said...

If you want to know how this VP pick fired people up?

This morning I called the local GOP office and offered to volunteer.

Ladies & Gentlemen....we have ourselves a race.

8:42 PM  
Anonymous smilin jack said...

"She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does."

Somebody should've aborted that tissue.

Best quote of the day (paraphrased): "Cheney hunts birds with a 28 guage. Palin hunts moose. When she hits a lawyer it will stay down."

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Thomas F said...

She is a great pick as VP, why you ask?????

Cheney hunts small birds with a 28 gauge shotgun. Palin hunts moose with a .30-06, When she shoots a lawyer in the face he’ll stay down.

McWhat's his name / Palin '08
Palin / Jindal '12
Palin / Jindal '16
Jindal / Bolton '20
Jindal / Bolton '24

9:55 PM  
Anonymous dutch508 said...

KoKo01 (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-30-08 09:55 PM
Response to Reply #1
81. UM...isn't "Current TV" a respectable News Source? Didn't DU's own "So Cal Dem" break this before Kos and Current TV...it takes to break a story? What about DU?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3461816

DU confesses to breaking Sarah Palin/ Daughter child hate filled slur.

Read the hate at DU before it *POOFS*

10:15 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, I was previously concerned about how Palin would do debating Biden.

If you've seen Palin speak, and you've seen the Biden footage over at Michelle Malkin's, you'll know there's NO MORE DOUBT.

Bring on the debates. Biden is toast. Will any leftards be converted though?

4:01 AM  

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