DUmmies Already Slamming Sarah Palin
Okay, now for Sarah Palin. Oddly enough, your humble correspondent was good buddies as a youngster with an Eskimo from Alaska. And the strangest thing about this is that this was when I was living in Puerto Rico. Fred Duncan might have been the ONLY Eskimo in Puerto Rico. I sure never met another one there. He was in my class from about the sixth to eighth grade. What happened was that Fred was adopted by an elderly white couple in Alaska who later moved to Puerto Rico. The main thing I remember about them is how fanatical they were about their pet Pekinese dogs who won consistently at dog shows down there. The other big thing I remember about Fred Duncan is that he was HUGE. I mean the guy was over six feet tall at the age of 12. Plus he had a lot of weight on him. Fred's method of fighting was to merely jump on top of his opponents and simply crush them under his weight. However, Fred wasn't a bully. In fact, he was incredibly sensitive. One time I remember him sobbing uncontrollably with tears streaming down his face. I can't remember exactly why he was crying but it wasn't because of fighting. Like I said, he was a sensitive guy despite his size. What else do I remember about Fred? Well, I got an education on Alaska since he told stories, in his peculiar accent, about the tundra.
Okay, so much for my Alaska nostalgia via Puerto Rico. The subject of this DUFU edition is how the DUmmies are already slamming Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Obama (Camp) Response to Palin." So let us now watch the DUmmies gang up on Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Fred Duncan crushing a bunch of DUmmies under his weight, is in the [brackets]:
Obama (Camp) Response to Palin
[I think Joe Biden's hair plugs are already falling out.]
Source: TIME - Mark Halperin
“Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency. Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush’s failed economic policies — that’s not the change we need, it’s just more of the same,” said Bill Burton, Obama Campaign Spokesman.
[LOL! Obama is complaining about Palin's lack of foreign policy experience?]
Sarah's okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency? No f****** way.
[Meanwhile it is perfectly all right to have been a "community activist" working with a corrupt organization like ACORN and spending only about 143 days in the U.S. Senate doing nothing.]
Palin Is A Wacko; Expose Her! Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!
[Holding a salmon with a hook in it's mouth? Gestapo torturer!!!]
KO Will Rip Palin. Did anyone see how KO rip the AP for being biased against Obama's speech. Great stuff. Where would we be without him? KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.
[That's the MO of KO.]
She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???
Biggest blunder since McGovern chose Eagleton
[What I know about Biden is going to make the Eagleton problem seem like small potatoes. Watch for the Biden scandal to break in either 24 business hours or soon after the Republican convention.]
I hear she likes mooseburgers!
[She just lost the Bullwinkle vote.]
I really hope this backfires. But again the media will play this BS up. Hopefully the American people won't bite.
[They might like a bite of mooseburger.]
Worst choice since Caligula appointed his horse.
DO NOT FORGET WHO YOU ARE FIGHTING WITH. THEY ARE ( GOP) THE LOWEST AND DIRTIEST POLITICAL PARTY IN MODERN WORLD. THEY DO ANYTHING AND SAY ANYTHING TO WIN , JUST LIKE MCINSANE
[Taking a recess break from your Rubber Room, eh Mr. Caps?]
She hunts wolves from helicopters. how sick is that? They run down wolves with a helicopter and when they finally collapse from exhaustion the mighty hunters blast them with high powered rifles. She's a perfect successor to Cheney.
[I hate hunters who use semi-automatic rifles in helicopters. When I go helicopter hunting I set my AK-47 on full automatic. DIE INNOCENT FOREST CRITTERS!!!]
Beauty Queens for McCain!!!!
[Bar Hags for Obama!!!]
She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.
[Said the DUmmie from NARAL.]
Biden is going to eat her alive! Hit fast, hit hard. Give her hell, Joe!
[By the time of the vice-presidential debate, Biden will be demoralized by a certain release of information that will happen in 24 business hours.]
Puma loves it. They are wild with delight over at the PUMA board. YEA!!