Friday, January 25, 2008

"Let's face facts, shall we? America Sucks"

May we NOW question your patriotism? I mean when you see a DUmmie THREAD with the titled of "Let's face facts, shall we? America Sucks," I think we can indulge. I get a kick out of DUmmies and other leftwing loons who, when criticized, get all outraged about daring to question their "patriotism." Where is the patriotism when you flat out say that America "sucks?" So let us now watch the DUmmies tell us how much America sucks in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, daring to question DUmmie patriotism, is in the [brackets]:

Let's face facts, shall we? America Sucks

[Don't forget to act real outraged when I dare to question your patriotism, DUmmie MrScorpio.]

Yep, I said it, we suck.

[You said what most DUmmies already think.]

It isn't hard to figure this out. It's just that too many of us are too chicken to deal with this fact.

[The same liberals who pretend to love the Constitution and the Founding Fathers when they not so secretly despise them.]

I know that a lot of people will say, "What about Democracy? What about Freedom? What about this? What about that?" I say that these people obviously haven't been paying attention.

[We've been paying attention to what you REALLY think via nearly a thousand editions of the DUmmie FUnnies.]

In terms of the strict constructionist, America was supposed to be the safe haven for the white, land owning male... Everybody else was supposed to be an afterthought. Slaves, indigenous people, women and child labor be damned. The history of this nation should never be viewed in terms of the PEOPLE, who overcame adversity and lead the nation to peace and prosperity... That's basically a lie.

[So much for pretending to respect the Founding Fathers.]

The story is one of the privileged few, forcing the disenfranchised many to do their bidding. Twenty million citizens from the great state of Wisconsin didn't sign the NAFTA treaty along with the people of Chiapas and Manitoba... These were men and women, who were the source of real power or the supporters of it. They acted and the people who were most affected by this, or any other such treaty or policy decision had very little say, if any.

[Wisconsin has 20 million citizens?]

The history of America is basically an example of how empires are built, and as of late, how they collapse on themselves. The motto of America should have always been, "We Shit Where We Eat". Which, of course, is never a good thing to do.

[So how outraged will you get if I dare to question your patriotism?]

You have two histories of America, internal and external. The internal history relates how the rich and powerful few have subjugated the not as rich and powerful many. How most people are dealing with modern day slavery, i.e. the prison industrial complex, economic disenfranchisement and the support for the war machine that affects so much of our external history. America still is ruled by the rich and powerful few and the tools that use are many. Their strategy is very simple and efficient in its prosecution: Just get the masses of people to not care that they are continually working against their own best interests. Do everything to stop them from noticing that they are shitting where they are eating.

[Das Kapital was so boring that I never made it to this chapter.]

You hear these folks, and there are a lot of them all the time. They say things like, "I'm not a terrorist, so it's ok that my phones or bugged". Or, "Unions are what's bringing down the economy." Or one of my personal faves, "The government should be run like a business." People who utter this kind of crap have successfully turned off their brains and are willing to allow their masters to maintain dominion over them.

[I'm hearing you say things like, "I'm not sane, so it is okay to send me to the FUnnie Farm."]

Even, when faced with their own economic and political disadvantages, they proudly attach yellow ribbons to their vehicles and pine on about how great "we" are. Talk about reverse projection. They are the kind of people who shit where eat and are very proud of this fact.

[I'm starting to think that you have a feces fetish, DUmmie MrScorpio.]

And of course, those captains of industry and their whores in the political arena aren't any better. These are people so blinded by their quest for greed and power, their willing to commit social and economic suicide to get ahead. Just think about every business that fought tooth and nail to change trade policy in this country that outsources manufacturing and offshores money. Look in any paper and you'll see that the major car companies are tanking from lack of sales and are tanking badly. Did it ever occur to these people that, by moving manufacturing and support to cheaper and less regulated climes, they were undercutting the buying power of a huge chunk of folks that they depended on to buy their cars? Henry Ford may have been an anti-semitic, racist, union-busting egoist along with being a successful industrialist... But one thing he understood, the wages that he paid his employees would eventually put more money in his own pockets. So, he sold a car that he knew that his workers could afford. With his eventual acquiescence to the demands of his organized labor force, the resulting growth of the middle class working population improved living conditions tremendously. All in all, Henry Ford was dragged kicking and screaming into the realization that it was not a good thing to shit where he ate.

[I would be wary about checking your seat after you're done eating at Mickey D's.]

How the Big Three are not realizing this obvious situation as they circle the drain is way beyond my understanding. About a hundred years ago, during the gilded age of the robber baron, society said enough: The barons where given a choice, either strive to make life better in general for the masses of people, or continue to shit where they ate and be forced to change their ways. Most chose the latter. Thus people whose with names like Rockefeller, Mellon and Carnegie built an infrastructure for culture and learning that we still are benefiting from to this very day. They were forced to be the exception when the rule was no longer tenable. The result helped transform America into a country where the original ideal citizen was expanded to include just about all of us into the franchise. Somehow, we're backing to shitting where we eat and no one has any inclination to change.

[Don't forget to change your diaper after each meal.]

With things like total war, globalized pollution, tobacco price and trade supports, the undermining to international law and a complete disregard of the basic humanity of other people on this planet, the U.S. is taking a big shit on the whole planet. Just to name a few, of course. Oh, and we brag, and force so much of our "culture" on so many people who can't even imagine to have our frame of reference at all. The concept and definition of "Anti-Americanism" and our response to it has always bothered me... I could spend all day talking about that, but I won't

[Yes, please spare us from any more of this feces filled lecture.]

One last thing: They easy thing to do would be to blame Bush, or Reagan or the Republicans or whoever. The fact is that these things have happened and they were done in all of our names AND due to the fact that the masses did not stop whatever crimes from occuring, we all share either implicit or explicit blame. When a dropped bomb kills an innocent family, in one way or another, we all share in that event, without regard to our approval or not. We allow the bombs to be built, our taxes fund the costs and those who represent us authorize the deed. We allow failure to stop it from occurring to be an option. It's that ugly fact alone, which stipulates why this country sucks.

[Anytime you hear someone rant about "the masses," you know where he is coming from. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies as to what they REALLY think about America...]

You capture so well the true nature of this country.

[May I also question your patriotism?]

I'm not going to say this country sucks, but I do think it's time we face the fact that unrestrained capitalism has thoroughly corrupted our government, and that it's essentially just serving big money these days.

[The DUmmie version of a disclaimer.]

Is there an award for the post that brings the most Freepers screaming out of the closet? I'm not too happy about the title either, but the entertainment value is unparalleled. This had got to be the funniest thread I've read in weeks.

[With a title like this, you just KNOW this thread is going to be DUFUed!]

On the whole, I'd rather be in Vancouver BC. I like Canada for a number of reasons, among them the fact that they have absolutely no ambitions of world dominance -- and couldn't pull it off even if they tried. Same for most European social democracies, and places like New Zealand and, in fact, most of the world with the probable exceptions of China, a possibly resurgent Russia and our own sweet land of liberty.

[So living in the Democrat People's Republic of North Korea is okay with you? How about the People's Republic of Santa Monica?]

This "America Sucks" tripe is getting really old, and posting it on a Democratic message board is embarassing. This only gives fuel to the Rush Limpballs of the world to paint our future candidate as an anti-american commie, while holding up their own candidate as a feel good flag waver.

[Embarrassing because it reflects the REAL feelings of the DUmmies.]

The ultimate reason for the suckage, I think, is that we have never been able to acknowledge any area in which we suck at all. We've always done the We're Number One crap, and while blindly assuming we're number one we have allowed the suckage to accumulate and fester.

[Which reminds me... What has Monica Lewinsky been up to lately?]

Our days of reckoning are coming. 9-11 was preview, not even the first act of the decline. Our arrogance and ignorance are likely too vast to overcome. If we don't wake up we are doomed.

[Clucked Chicken Little from Ward 8.]

We are now a nation that TORTURES CHILDREN, RAPES WOMEN and kills INNOCENT MEN who were turned in for some retribution or another, and we do not allow the mechanisms for them to prove their innocence. No, not all prisoners are unconnected to OBL, but Bush and a willing Congress continue to let this nation torture innocent people. And the American people don't give a shit. Enough of them don't give a shit to demand justice. To demand decency.

[Even worse. We overfeed Gitmo prisoners and torture them with air conditioning.]

Going to leave the US and get citizenship somewhere else (which will remain unnamed so I don't have to hear people say "that place sucks.")Hope to be relocated by end of 2008.

[Pyongyang will welcome you with open arms. Hee! Hee!]


Anonymous Ray said...

Hay Dummies; when you leave America (or just fume at it from your mommy's basement), make damn sure you leave behind all the neat little things that were created here. You know, like electric lights, telephones and cellphones, tv's, radios, automobiles, cheap and abundant foods, clean drinking water (available at the turn of the tap!), life saving medicines, the Internet, pc's, and everything else you use in the real world and which allows you not only to survive but to improve yourself if you wish.

If you really want to find out what life would be without America: go deep into the forest and build yourself a hand-made shelter (if you even know how). Hunt for your own food, tend to your own wounds, start your own fires, and be sure to carry a note with you telling us who you are so when we find what's left of your bloated, maggot infested corpse (after you die cold and alone), we can contact your next of kin and bury you properly.

Face it: Without America, none of you would even exist, let alone be fortunate enough to vent your displaced anger on the Internet, something people in most countries are unable to do. Without America, you would still be toiling away on someone's else's land for the meager scraps your masters would allow you. You and your family would be poor, miserable, and without hope. But don't bother to thank us for taking in those lucky enough to escape the miserable live they led in their previous homeland (like those countries you pretend to admire) and giving them and their descendants (that's you) the best damn life available on earth. We all know you're unable to grasp reality and will never understand just what America has brought to the world and to yourselves.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

What a load of psuedo-Marxist trival!

This asshat is either to stupid or to lazy to take advantage of all the opportunity he has laying right at his feet.

He'd rather complain.

He's obviously a product of our wonderful indoctronation er, I mean 'educational' system. No historical context, no vision of all this country as actually providedm not only to Americans but to the entire world and humankind at large.

This moonbat represents the future folks. Be afraid, be very afraid.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Did anyone doubt these 'tards hated America?

On the whole, I'd rather be in Vancouver BC.

Yes, Vancouver is a beautiful city... Until I discovered they hussle all their homeless out of the city and into a little-known section for drug addicts that resembles something out of Escape From New York. I witnessed this first hand... Junkies shooting up right on the street (courtesy of Vancouver's free needle program), masturbation in public, human feces on every curb. Read more about it

As with Michael Moore's coverage of Cuba's "health care" when he was givien a tour of Castro's finest hospital... while we know the truth of what the average Cuban actually experiences, it's the things the DUmmies don't see that will lead them to their fate.

If you hate America so much, there is a simple solution... And if you don't want to leave this horrible, horrible place, what does that say about your claim?

Never have so many faces begged for a steel-tipped boot. (Churchill?... Nah. :)

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

Well, some people are only 'happy' when they're whining about things. This is what happens when kids think they're 'too cool' to be Emo.

I'm not going to say this country sucks, but I do think it's time we face the fact that unrestrained capitalism has thoroughly corrupted our government, and that it's essentially just serving big money these days.

So wait..they're whining and moaning about the government and how it started in the first place, and their answer is more government?

Looks like someone forgot to take his medication that morning.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Tazzerman said... "This moonbat represents the future folks. Be afraid, be very afraid."

I don't think so, Tazz. Honestly, I think this is the plaintive bleat of a near-extinct species, sinking slowly in the quicksand.

Their Congress is an abject failure, unable to move any of their bizarre agenda items, the focus of the country is slowly swinging towards conservatism, the military is in favor, cops are no longer "pigs", etc., etc.

They are dying out, the young don't listen to them and don't give a wet slap about their 'causes'.

It's endsville for these loons. The climate has changed and they can't (or won't) adapt.

Lest we become smug and supercilious, remember, the penulum that swings this way also swings the other way....

Just sayin'.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

The history of this nation should never be viewed in terms of the PEOPLE, who overcame adversity and lead the nation to peace and prosperity... That's basically a lie.

Speak for yourself, worthless lefty asshole.

I may not be "rags to riches", but certainly "rags to upper middle class" is NOTHING to sneeze about.
The point being ANYONE who works hard can get out of poverty.

However, you need to check your Marxist entitlement mentality at the door.

The US is Shambhala ... for some of us.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"Mr. Scorpio" (whoever the hell he is) should be horsewhipped every day for this hate-filled Anti-American guttersnipe crap.

Jackasses like "Mr. Scorpio" just piss me off. There is no excuse for people like this to behave in this manner. If he truly believes the bullshit he's spewed out by slamming his head repeatedly up his ass, then he needs to surrender his American citizenship and take his hate mongering elsewhere.

2:12 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Anon, I used to think like you, that this type of leftie was in fact becoming an extinct species but unfortunately, I see them growing everywhere. Our schools and 'higher education' indoctrination centers are churning them out by the thousands everyday.

Forget about JFKs call to "ask not what your country can do for you....." They in fact DEMAND it.

Now, I will say that there is still a wonderful cohort of Americans who I for one am EXTREEEEEMLY proud of and greatful for. They currently serve in the military, all branches, everywhere AND they all volunteered.

If I'm going to pin my hopes on anyone, they are the ones. Trust me :) They 'get it' and they represent the best this country still has to offer.

"Mr Scorpio" is NOTHING but an over indocrinated, over indulged, spoiled brat who no doubt looks around at the people who have made something of themselves and is jealous. He's jealous because he has neither the will nor the brains to go out there and make a life for himself. He's waiting around for someone to hand it to him.

He will NEVER "get it."

2:54 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"America Sucks"

Compared to WHAT?

These morons are comparing the actual America to their own drug-induced brain-fevered, unreal, perfect, imaginary, fantasy paradise...and declaring that America falls short.

Well, duh.

Utter intellectual dysfunction.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

The DUmmies don't just loath Bush, Reagan or Limbaugh, they loath America, its Constitution, its institutions, its politics, and (most especially) its people. They have a contempt for the "masses" just as Leninists and Stalinists do. They're a crowd of brainless, spineless losers with an unlimited sense of and entitlement.

Worst of all, they've been threatening to leave this country for the past seven years AND THEY'RE STILL HERE! Of course, no self respecting country would take these uneducated, unskilled, whiney, shiftless bums so we're stuck with them.

4:48 PM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Being a boomer, it pains me to say that one day this country will heave a huge sigh of relief when the last of us dies. The "Age of Aquarius" -- pffft! More like the "Age of AQueerUS."

9:06 PM  
Blogger Britt said...

"Let's face facts, shall we? America Sucks"

...and yet, you are still here.

Can I question their patriotism now?

As with all leftist "thought", they aim for Utopia.

Of course, if they were classically educated (or just checked Wikipedia) they would know that Utopia translates as "no place".

A lesson, one that will never sink in.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Hatredy said...

Nice attention whore blog. LOL

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Constantine said...

Hmm, I say there is something to this article. Personal responsibility seems to be really underrated and I agree that it's a good time as any to take pitchforks to the littlie fucking rich elitists with their honey pots, presidents who don't give a fuck and a congress that sucks presidents’ dick. Now, to those posts I read after the article, it seems like the writer got exact response he was looking for. Nice going! Oh yea, and fuck Rush Limbaugh. The dickweed is paid by the rightwing political machine to spew shit at those who don't bother to check into his tirades. The only good reason I see to listen to him is to enjoy the perpetually outrage fuckface complaining about leftists.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Richard P. said...

America is a cancer of the western world. Every single invention and contribution to humanity was made by a European, don't forget that.

11:40 AM  

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