DUmmieland futile infighting plea: "Stop it."
DUmmieland is in an UPROAR! SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS! The Barack supporters are accusing the Hillary supporters of being racists. The Hillary supporters are accusing the Barack supporters of being sexists. There are threads about why sexism isn't considered as bad as racism, when it should be. Hey, wait a minute: Halfblack Obama is as much white as he is black. Maybe it's only half-racist to oppose him.
Meanwhile, the Edwards supporters are complaining about Silky Pony not getting as much coverage as B.O. or Her Thighness. Since Edwards is white, I guess he would be racist, but would he be sexist for opposing Hillary? I mean, who is more feminine?
Then there are the hardcore Kookcinich nuts, imploring the Burrito Bill Richardson supporters (all five of them) to give Kookie a chance. It's sad, really.
But also FUnnie! Just witness this vain attempt to get the inhouse fighting to cease, i.e., the THREAD succinctly titled, "Stop it." No, DUmmies, DON'T stop! You're giving us lots of laffs, as well as renewed hopes for a disunited Dem effort in the fall. So let's sit back and watch the failed DUmmieland peace talks, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to PJ's DUFU coverage of tonight's Green Party debate--featuring Nader, McKinney, and Sheehan!--is in the [brackets]:
[No, DUmmie usregimechange, we DON'T want you DUmmies to stop. It's too much FUn!]
Are we not all Democrats? Can't we save our bile for the Repukes?
[You guys have plenty of bile to go around.]
This forum is turning into a Rush Limbaugh wet dream.
[Excellence In Bilecasting!]
When's the last time we had an inciteful repudiation of Republicans?
[Freudian slip there, DUmmie, spelling "insightful" as "inciteful." "Inciteful" is about all you got.]
When I see posts here trolling for third party candidates, that says volumes about how ridiculous this forum has become.
[Just wait till after the Green Party debate tonight!]
If people won't support the Democratic nominee, we deserve the fascism we will get.
[I thought we were already under fascism. Didn't Bushco shut down the Internet?]
So you believe that all Democrats are good? No Democrat would ever be fascist? . . . I believe the forces that want to corporatize this Country may cloak themselves in Democrat clothing. Voting for a corporatist Democrat is no better than voting for a republican. If you just go along with any Democrat then you will deserve what you get.
[This, posted on an ostensibly DEMOCRAT-supporting forum!]
I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 because I didn't believe there was any difference between Bush and Gore. And I am genuinely ashamed of that vote.
[OK, so this time vote for Cindy McKinney.]
The same people who decided a protest vote for Nader (and got us Booshe) will take their ball and jacks and default us into another 8 years of Rethuglican rule.
[From your lips to Gaia's ears!]
There's this strange idea that the majority of voters are uber-left wing. I can tell you, that certainly is not true.
[Yes, but the majority of DUmmies ARE uber-nuts!]
Ideological purity and soap are the same except more than 50% of the people don't shower every day.
[In DUmmieland, make that 90%.]
Keep dreaming that left of center will win the election. If that was true, Dennis Recountsicnish would be leading in the race.
[Hey, Dennis has QUADRUPLED his support! He's picking up all that Richardson vote.]
how are we left wing?
[And this is the "Reality-Based" Community?!?]
How long before you turn blue?
[How long before you turn Green?]
I've got so freakin' many people on ignore right now that news of Bush's arrest could be posted and I might well miss it.
[CHIMPY FROG-MARCHED TO THE HAGUE! DUMMIELAND IN THE DARK!]
Nobody was denied their VOTING RIGHTS for God's sake. . . . So stop fomenting hysteria about something that didn't happen.
[Hey, it COULD happen. . . .]
Again, stop the histrionics. It's not helping your candidate; in fact all the cries of "FRAUD!" "RACIST!" and "VOTER SUPPRESSION!" in the world aren't going to win him more votes.
Yeah, or you'll lose an eye!
Yes - Stop Obama's pandering to homophobic bigots and other groups...
[Sounds like YOU'RE biased against homophobic bigots! We have rights, too, you know!]
I think you are, sadly, talking to a lot of hands.
[Hands that are busy typing inciteful rants against other DUmmies!]
It won't stop. I can't remember who started it but it won't stop. It won't.
I have to say, HRC & BHO supporters need to take their meds. . . .
[Off to Club Meds with you!]
The bickering, the flamebait threads.
[The laffs, the guffaws. . . .]
The people starting Democrat Bashing Flamefests are either just plain Ignorant or hidden Repukes trying to create division.
[I vote for "just plain Ignorant."]