Sunday, January 13, 2008

DUmmieland futile infighting plea: "Stop it."



DUmmieland is in an UPROAR! SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS! The Barack supporters are accusing the Hillary supporters of being racists. The Hillary supporters are accusing the Barack supporters of being sexists. There are threads about why sexism isn't considered as bad as racism, when it should be. Hey, wait a minute: Halfblack Obama is as much white as he is black. Maybe it's only half-racist to oppose him.

Meanwhile, the Edwards supporters are complaining about Silky Pony not getting as much coverage as B.O. or Her Thighness. Since Edwards is white, I guess he would be racist, but would he be sexist for opposing Hillary? I mean, who is more feminine?

Then there are the hardcore Kookcinich nuts, imploring the Burrito Bill Richardson supporters (all five of them) to give Kookie a chance. It's sad, really.

But also FUnnie! Just witness this vain attempt to get the inhouse fighting to cease, i.e., the
THREAD succinctly titled, "Stop it." No, DUmmies, DON'T stop! You're giving us lots of laffs, as well as renewed hopes for a disunited Dem effort in the fall. So let's sit back and watch the failed DUmmieland peace talks, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to PJ's DUFU coverage of tonight's Green Party debate--featuring Nader, McKinney, and Sheehan!--is in the [brackets]:

Stop it.

[No, DUmmie usregimechange, we DON'T want you DUmmies to stop. It's too much FUn!]

Are we not all Democrats? Can't we save our bile for the Repukes?

[You guys have plenty of bile to go around.]

This forum is turning into a Rush Limbaugh wet dream.

[Excellence In Bilecasting!]

When's the last time we had an inciteful repudiation of Republicans?

[Freudian slip there, DUmmie, spelling "insightful" as "inciteful." "Inciteful" is about all you got.]

When I see posts here trolling for third party candidates, that says volumes about how ridiculous this forum has become.

[Just wait till after the Green Party debate tonight!]

If people won't support the Democratic nominee, we deserve the fascism we will get.

[I thought we were already under fascism. Didn't Bushco shut down the Internet?]

So you believe that all Democrats are good? No Democrat would ever be fascist? . . . I believe the forces that want to corporatize this Country may cloak themselves in Democrat clothing. Voting for a corporatist Democrat is no better than voting for a republican. If you just go along with any Democrat then you will deserve what you get.

[This, posted on an ostensibly DEMOCRAT-supporting forum!]

I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 because I didn't believe there was any difference between Bush and Gore. And I am genuinely ashamed of that vote.

[OK, so this time vote for Cindy McKinney.]

The same people who decided a protest vote for Nader (and got us Booshe) will take their ball and jacks and default us into another 8 years of Rethuglican rule.

[From your lips to Gaia's ears!]

There's this strange idea that the majority of voters are uber-left wing. I can tell you, that certainly is not true.

[Yes, but the majority of DUmmies ARE uber-nuts!]

Ideological purity and soap are the same except more than 50% of the people don't shower every day.

[In DUmmieland, make that 90%.]

Keep dreaming that left of center will win the election. If that was true, Dennis Recountsicnish would be leading in the race.

[Hey, Dennis has QUADRUPLED his support! He's picking up all that Richardson vote.]

how are we left wing?

[And this is the "Reality-Based" Community?!?]

How long before you turn blue?

[How long before you turn Green?]

I've got so freakin' many people on ignore right now that news of Bush's arrest could be posted and I might well miss it.

[CHIMPY FROG-MARCHED TO THE HAGUE! DUMMIELAND IN THE DARK!]

Nobody was denied their VOTING RIGHTS for God's sake. . . . So stop fomenting hysteria about something that didn't happen.

[Hey, it COULD happen. . . .]

Again, stop the histrionics. It's not helping your candidate; in fact all the cries of "FRAUD!" "RACIST!" and "VOTER SUPPRESSION!" in the world aren't going to win him more votes.

[HISTRIONICIST!]

Yeah, or you'll lose an eye!

[SIGHTIST!]

Stop what?

[Huh?]

Yes - Stop Obama's pandering to homophobic bigots and other groups...

[Sounds like YOU'RE biased against homophobic bigots! We have rights, too, you know!]

I think you are, sadly, talking to a lot of hands.

[Hands that are busy typing inciteful rants against other DUmmies!]

It won't stop. I can't remember who started it but it won't stop. It won't.

[WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!]

I have to say, HRC & BHO supporters need to take their meds. . . .

[Off to Club Meds with you!]

The bickering, the flamebait threads.

[The laffs, the guffaws. . . .]

The people starting Democrat Bashing Flamefests are either just plain Ignorant or hidden Repukes trying to create division.

[I vote for "just plain Ignorant."]

26 Comments:

Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

It was inevitable that the DUmmies would start attacking one another.
They're like leftists everywhere: the communists attack the anarchists, the syndicalists attack the corporatists, the Stalinists attack the Trotskyites, the Maoists attack the socialists and the Kimites attack everyone.

For people driven by ideology, dissent is the ultimate crime.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Lonevoice said...

Nice to see them practicing "the politics of PERSONAL destruction"...

6:21 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Yeah. Hillary laughed off the VRWC this morning when Russert asked her about it. Evidently it's only concerned with torpedoing Bill, not Hill. Hill is obviously more worried about a Vast Everybody Conspiracy to get her. (I am beginning to think she might be right about that one.)

6:57 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

The beauty of it is that they actually think that a few hundred active posters at the DUmp have any impact on things.

12:40 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It was inevitable that the DUmmies would start attacking one another." elrond

Brilliant. It's an election. Are you surprised? Probably. Because the RepubliDUms are so together, aren't they? HuckaMcMittinPaul. A cabbage-patch-kid conglomeration. One big, happy family. Sheez.

Glass house anyone?

1:17 AM  
Blogger Britt said...

Trogalman, the Republican field has major policy differences. Huckabee is a big government idiot who loves Jesus, Mitt and Rudy are rather moderate, Ron Paul is nuts, McCain is the maverick, and Fred is a federalist with strong conservative credentials. There is a reason for the arguing amongst Republicans: We have five (or six, I think Mitt and Rudy are about the same) very different stances on policy, government, and politics. We are deciding which one is the policy we want to put forth in this election.

You guys, on the other hand, are arguing about which of your three socialist "change" candidates is the best. Edwards, Obama and Hillary are the same on policy. In essence, you are arguing over what kind of cover the book should have. Which is a very dumb argument to be having.

2:19 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

In essence, you are arguing over what kind of cover the book should have. Which is a very dumb argument to be having.

That's just it right there, Britt. Troggie here pretty much seals the proof that DUmmies don't care so much for actual policy (the only kind that's acceptable is Socialism) so much as the slick packaging for what are essentially Emo bragging rights.

What do you expect from people who assume everyone (except for ZOMGWINGRZ!) is really a white liberal underneath?

8:31 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

... Emo bragging rights...

ROFLAMO! Dead on!

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Masshole said...

John Kerry was swift-boated in 2004. Obama was tear-jerked in New Hampshire. Now Hillary is accused of racism.

99.999% of the time if one is called racist, whether true or not, there is no counter argument that will make the accuser think otherwise. It is the ultimate kiss of death. However I bet Hillary will come out of this smelling like a bed of roses. I wonder what trick The Machine has up its sleeve for Obama.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

"Emo bragging rights"

I give up. What does THAT mean? What is "Emo"?

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Never mind. Ask.com is my friend.

You'd think I'd know, being an ex-punker from WAAAY back. (but I didnt)

12:27 PM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Wiki is your better friend...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo#Criticism

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Dems seem to be fighting over which victim status gets the torch this time, or something. It seems like they're treating blackness and femaleness as qualifications, and arguing about why one candidate "deserves" the office over another.

NO ONE "deserves" the office of the Presidency, ever. One can be elected to it, sure, but that's the only way that someone can end up "deserving" it. Being black or a woman or sticking by a philandering scumbag for a few decades does not a President make.

We've got policy distinctions, they argue over who the more deserving victim is. It's all personal identity politics to them.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I heard something today that explains all this perfectly.

Back when The Reprobate (Clinton) left office, he and The Shrew (Rodham) failed to replace their hate mongering guttersnipe (McAuliffe) with another of their minions. This allowed Howard "Mad Dog" Dean to claim the party chairmanship. A hard core Socialist, Mad Dog Dean completed the transformation of what was once the Democratic Party in what it is today - The Socialist Democratic Party of America. This has led to the bitter vicious infighting you see among so-called "Democrats" today. The party's groupthink requirement has been imposed completely on the party. If you don't comform to the party groupthink (total support for a Socialist agenda and total and complete hatred for Republicans and Conservatives), you are expunged from the party and if possible you will also be personally and professionally destroyed. Don't believe me? Ask Joe Lieberman about it, he's the biggest example of what Dean and his minions do.

Enter Rodham running for President. McAuliffe would have guarenteed blind unquestioning party support and she would have had no serious opposition. But Dean is in charge and he has no use for either Rodham or Clinton. He wants them, the DLC, and anyone who doesn't agree with people like those on Democratic Underground or DailyKos purged from the party and destroyed. Clinton and Rodham supporters want their opponents destroyed. The result is the all out war you're now seeing where the candidates of the party that has for decades proclaimed itself the primary and sole protectors of both women and minorities attacking each other as racists and sexists. There is a war going on for that party and incredibly Democrats seem willing to do nothing to take control of their party back from either the Socialists (Dean) or the people who have rendered it a laughingstock (Clinton and Rodham).

Either way, unless Democrats are willing to take SERIOUS action to reclaim their party from these narcissitic individuals, they will watch their party become marginalized and possibly destroyed. The worst thing for the country would be for The Socialist Democratic Party to win either Congress or the Presidency in this election. Regardless of whether Dean supporters or Rodham supporters gain control of the party, if that party gains power, it is we the people who will get screwed hard and screwed blind.

Personally, I'm pulling for "Mad Dog" Dean's minions to win this war. It will insure the destruction of the party and possibly the Democrats regaining control of the Democratic Party. Regardless, its destruction should finally give a lot of people a true choice in elections instead of the choice of a Republican or a third party candidate.

12:35 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"There is a reason for the arguing amongst Republicans...We are deciding which one is the policy we want to put forth in this election." britt

Exactly. As difficult as it is to believe, the Dems are doing the same thing. Hard to imagine, I know. But they are.

"You guys, on the other hand, are arguing about which of your three socialist "change" candidates is the best." britt

"Socialist". So Scary. You OK with the Feds bailing out the mortgage fiasco? If you are, you're a socialist. You OK about the VA? If you are, you're a socialist. Subsidized agriculture? You're a socialist. You don't know what 'socialistic' means, britt. You just throw the term around hoping for a booga booga. Pathetic.

Keep on keepin on.

2:57 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The worst thing for the country would be for The Socialist Democratic Party to win either Congress or the Presidency in this election." goolsby

Get ready for your nightmare, goolsby. You've got a lot of work to do.

3:04 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

I wish they were only "socialist" unfortunately they just like toggleman are fascist.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"As difficult as it is to believe, the Dems are doing the same thing. Hard to imagine, I know. But they are."

What argument are the DUmmies making, other than who's a bigger fascist/raciest/homophobic Democrat in Name Only? Face it; this is typical infighting amongst the DUmmies, plain and simple. This isn't a political debate, it's a schoolyard rumble. The DUmmies are not making informed, intelligent arguments and discussing policy. Instead, and in typical DUmmie fashion, they are simply hurling insults at each other in an attempt to cower their detractors into submission. Hard to accept, I know. But they are.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

I wish they were only "socialist" unfortunately they just like toggleman are fascist.

Leftard cognitive dissonance is breathtaking, non? First they whinge about having the label (correctly) turned on them via such vehicles as Jonah Goldberg's book even as we've been smeared with ZOMGNAZIIIIII!!!!! for years. (They can dish it out but run home crying to the Nanny State when the tables are turned) But then they go and prove its veracity by their own actions. When you've got troggie here fantasising about the "new face" of the Marxist Revolution, all their protestations amount to a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing.

But hey, why bother to actually do things like think and learn history when you can just fake it with a sea of ad hominems? You just can't get the same high from making your case logically than you can by engaging in the kind of mental masturbation troggie does.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

I wish they were only "socialist" unfortunately they just like toggleman are fascist.

National Socialism == Nazi, not fascist, although both are authoritarian.

11:41 AM  
Blogger Britt said...

" "Socialist". So Scary. You OK with the Feds bailing out the mortgage fiasco? If you are, you're a socialist. You OK about the VA? If you are, you're a socialist. Subsidized agriculture? You're a socialist. You don't know what 'socialistic' means, britt. You just throw the term around hoping for a booga booga. Pathetic."

Don't like the government bailing out morons who bought a bad mortgage, I think our vets deserve better care then the socialized medicine of the VA, and I am very much opposed to agricultural subsidies.

I am very well aware of what socialism is and I don't like any of it. There was a time when the entire government of the United States fit into the White House, the Capitol, and the Executive Office Building. There were not fifteen Cabinet departments, there were four. Congressmen did not have staffs of twenty or more, all provided at taxpayer expense, and people came to the government to serve and not to rule.

You advocate the expansion of the power of the federal government in order to correct problems real or imagined, but that is a very bad idea, because we expanded the federal government to deal with problems, and now we have the biggest problem of all: dealing with the monster we have created. We've solved all the big problems in this country, so now we have a government trying to cram itself into the small things. It's a recipe for disaster and an invitation to an erosion of freedom.


Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences.-C.S. Lewis

1:38 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

T-man

The only difference between Clintbamawards is their gender or the color of their skin; ideologically, they're joined at the hip. Accordinly, their handlers and advisors have to invent differences. Only idiots like the DUmmies (or you) fall for it.

5:28 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Accordionly, their handlers and advisors have to invent differences. Only idiots like the DUmmies (or you [trog]) fall for it." elrond

Have I said one thing about gender or race? Nope. But you have, elrond. I guess that makes it your issue. Not mine. I didn't fall for it. You did. And I resent your implication that I play an accordion.

3:30 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Just so you know, I don't have to say anything about race or gender, wingnuts. Everyone is just like I am underneath their skin and gender. Except for Rethuglicans. Because you're just evil and don't have women or minorities in your party and have summer homes in the Caribbean. Dumbass.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Everyone is just like I am underneath their skin and gender. Except for Rethuglicans. Because you're just evil and don't have women or minorities in your party and have summer homes in the Caribbean.

Proof the Spechul Skools get far too much seized taxpayer assets. The Short Buses are NO PLACE for computers.

Replace them with more appropriate drool cups. We'd end up with a far superior end product.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, now that Obama has mentioned Reagan, the ants are going crazy!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4090801

1:59 AM  

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