Friday, January 18, 2008

DUmmies Already Gloating About Their "Victory" This November

Freudenschade, baby!

You would have thought the DUmmies had learned their lesson by now. NEVER celebrate a victory before it actually happens. Oh, how they celebrated the defeat of Jeb Bush when Terry McAwful announced it as a "fact" about a week before Jeb's landslide re-election as governor of Florida in 2002. And who can forget the popping champagne bottles when Kerry won bigtime in the 2004 exit polls? And angry drunken Susan Estrich can tell you all about that "victory." And, of course, there was the mass jubilation in May 2006 over the news that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald. I mean that was a sure thing because it was confirmed by that stellar journalistic team of Leopold and Pitt. So once again the DUmmies are celebrating a victory that has yet to happen in this THREAD authored by DUmmie NanceGreggs titled, "Shit To Hit Fan - ETA: November 2008." So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate yet another "victory" that has yet to happen in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wishing all DUmmies a Merry Fitzmas, is in the [brackets]:


Shit To Hit Fan - ETA: November 2008


[Freudenschade To Hit Fan - ETA: November 2008.]


As the country hurtles inevitably towards the November elections, so the Republican voters hurtle towards the inevitable truth: everything you were told is a lie, everything you were promised is not forthcoming, everything you banked on is gone.


[You mean the promised success of the Surge in Iraq did not happen? News to me.]


Across the nation, Bush-supporters sit slack-jawed and uncomprehending. They did everything they were told to do, everything they were told was right.


[As right as the promised indictment of Karl Rove on May 12, 2006.]


They voted for Republicans, they denounced the ungodliness of the Liberals, they donated their money at the mega-church and prayed. They contributed to the campaigns of those who vowed to overturn Roe v Wade, who swore to adhere to the principles of fiscal responsibility, who assured that decorum would be returned to DC politics, who held out victory in Iraq as a done deal.


[Strange but even the Democrat candidates are no longer talking about Iraq. Does that mean defeat or victory over there? Hmmm... Let me guess.]


And now they wonder why they find themselves where they are: responsible for an unprecedented national debt, a country that is more vulnerable than it was on 9-11, a quagmire in Iraq and Afghanistan, a broken military, poverty, homelessness and unemployment numbers on the rise, and a drastic recession that is no longer a threat but a looming and unavoidable reality.


[Wish hard enough and defeat in Iraq and a drastic recession might become a reality in your alternate universe.]


Even those who worshiped at the feet of the Limbaughs, the O’Reillys, and the Coulters wonder why they are no longer laughing along at the plight of the downtrodden, the medically uninsured, the unemployed – because despite their faith in their party, they are now among those who are derided as being laughable.


[Huddled masses living under bridges.]


How could it be? Did they not come and partake of the Holy Kool-Aid, just as FOX-News told them they must in order to be saved? Why are they now being gouged at the pump, losing their savings, watching as the equity in their homes plummets in value – right alongside the non-believers who refused to bend their knees to the Great Christian Leader, the one whom God Himself appointed to lead righteous Americans along the sure path to glory and riches?


[DUmmie NanceGreggs fervervently praying for these things to come to pass.]


Where is the math that Rove assured them was reliable, along with the Republican majority that would exist for decades to come? Where is the prosperity that was bound to happen under a GOP-controlled White House? Where is the global respect that was a given once a true patriot like George W. Bush was at the helm? Where is the good and honest government that would be transparently visible to all citizens?


[Where are the congressional Democrats who promised to impeach Bush?]


Eventually, the truth comes out – and when it does, the shit hits the fan. And the truth is now out there, for all Americans – Republicans included – to see.


[You want the truth? Alright I'll give you the TRUTH!!! But you'll have to actually wait for November 2008 to find out. Hee! Hee!]


The lies, the deceit, the missing money, the deleted emails, the destroyed videotapes, the indicted politicians, the incompetence, the self-serving manipulation of the facts, the disgrace of a bumbling idiot and his cohorts, the lost jobs, the lost industries, the lead-laden toys, the poisoned food, the torture, the deaths, the casualties, the homeless vets – all of the chickens are coming home to roost, while the GOP insiders walk away from their positions inexplicably wealthier than they were when they took office and not-so-inexplicably less than anxious to explain to the faithful that not only have they been had, but their anxiousness to be had was part of the plan all along.

[And don't forget the missing mattress tags.]


What goes around comes around, and the demise of the Republican party – as has already been confirmed by the number of registered Democrats now far exceeding the number of registered Republicans – is about to come to fruition.


[A done deal which is why we are already popping open the champagne bottles to celebrate our pre-victory.]


The shit spewed by the GOP will hit the proverbial fan this November, and it ain’t gonna be pretty. But it is inevitable – and long overdue.


[Make a note to check up on DUmmie NanceGreggs this November. Methinks she would hardly be a pretty sight. Think Susan Estrich. And now on to the other DUmmies celebrating a victory that is yet to be...]


One bright spot in a sour economy: Invest in fans. They're gonna be the next big thing.


[Also invest in Freudenschade brand victory champagne.]


nah, most of them are too stupid to realize they are f*cked


[May we save this quote to use back at you this November?]


I am looking forward to the trainwreck.


[Freudenschade, baby!]


Everybody get out your "shit suits". Let's party like it's 2009!


[The Mitt Romney Inaugural party could certainly use some comedic entertainment next year.]


And what about our children and their future - sad Bush's legacy will be studied for years after his death and they all will say these were the years when the U.S. started to die and ask why our government, all of it including our Dem Congress, let us down.


[So much for that great DUmmie jubilation in 2006 when the Democrats won Congress only to see Bush still win at every turn.]


But do not count those chickens just yet. We have to be able to actually count all those registered Dems first.


[Killjoy! Go ahead and count those chickens before they hatch.]


These people have no shame and will try anything. Remember, Karl Rove is still at large and thinking of new ways to undermine democracy by any means necessary. They have a compliant and complicit media to rig the polls so as to create the perception of a race close enough to fix.


[We own ALL your Diebold machines!]


I plan on re-reading this post on Nov 8th, with pleasure.


[And while sipping your Freudenschade "victory" champagne.]

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

That's some pretty thin gruel to base a feast on!

Why, oh why can't these nerdburgers relax, be civil and realize that politics is merely a game? It's not life, these aren't "leaders", most politicos are oddly flawed in one way or another.

As for "guarantees"... Well, I think horse racing and the stock market offers better guarantees.

As for November? That's a looooong way off. Much can and, I think, will happen.

Will the Dems win? I seriously doubt it. But I'm not makin' any bets and I'm damn sure not counting unhatched chickens.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

[We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

Get it right, PJ: it's

ALL YOUR DIEBOLDS ARE BELONG TO US!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AYBABTU

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

And what about our children and their future

Yes, because it is always about the children. Especially the abortions.

The lies, the deceit, the missing money, the deleted emails, the destroyed videotapes, the indicted politicians, the incompetence, the self-serving manipulation of the facts, the disgrace of a bumbling idiot and his cohorts, the lost jobs, the lost industries

But enough about the Democrats ...

the plight of the downtrodden, the medically uninsured, the unemployed

... the useless, whiny DUmmies

10:23 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Ditto that, anon 1:50.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Tennessee Budd said...

They got one thing right: the demise of the Republican party, unless the party starts putting some conservatives forward as candidates. The RINO crowd this election isn't doing anything for my confidence in the future.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Britt said...

The lies, the deceit, the missing money, the deleted emails, the destroyed videotapes, the indicted politicians, the incompetence, the self-serving manipulation of the facts, the disgrace of a bumbling idiot and his cohorts, the lost jobs, the lost industries

But...but...I thought the Dummies liked the Clinton years?

Man...can you imagine what happens if the Dems lose?? I picture a drop in pizza delivery nationwide as the DUmmies seek into a deep depression.

Seriously, if this recession doesn't happen..then the Dems will be hard pressed. They can't use Iraq anymore, because we're winning now. So they're going to use an economy which is actually doing fine. Not sure how that will work for them.

A word on unemployment. Ten years ago, unemployment was 5% and the media and the Left (redundancy, I know) said we were fine, that we had full employment. Which is true. Now that Dubya is President, that 5% is the anchor that will drag the American economy to the grave. Or something like that.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dubya,

WHAT YOU SAY!

Actually I think it's

ALL YOUR DIEBOLD ARE BELONG TO US.

just sayin'

3:41 PM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Yeah -- thanks.

I don't speak Engrish too well yet! :)

5:17 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

[insert generic logic-impaired ranting about how conservatives and other sane folk better get used to it because the Socialists will be winning all elections EVER due to the end of the world as we know it being blamed on conservatives in spite of liberal policies causing them, copied word for word from the bowels of the mental sewer that is DU]

Feeling lazy today. It's not like I'm going to suddenly type anything new, anyway. Dumbasses.

8:26 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"they are no longer laughing along at the plight of the downtrodden..."

I am so bummed. Laughing at the downtrodden was one of my favorite pastimes while drinking champagne and eating caviar.

Now I'm reduced to Chardonnay and paté. Impeach Bush! It's all his fault!

9:45 PM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

FASCISM WINS - FREE SPEECH LOSES!

Again!

11:38 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

kayinmaine,

Did you realize you linked to Michelle's page which is currently running the story of a moonbat lawyer who got totally PWNED after keying a Marine's car? (if you haven't read it, give it a shot!... it's a laugh riot... Get someone to help you with the bigger words).

"Free Speech?"... To paraphrase Inigo Montoya, you keep using those words, but I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

Also, you're a retarded hag. :)

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

Son Of The Godfather, you have to be able to correctly translate Howling Moonbat to English. Like so:

"ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH MY ENLIGHTENED WORLDVIEW WINS - HATEFUL ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNISM-WORSHIPPER POPULATION LOSES!

Damn, I'm getting tired of having my ass handed to me by Reality."

See how that works? You just have to translate it correctly into sane-person English. You also have to understand that KookinMaine has a different version of the Constitution. You see, in Loony Libtard Land where Beast Girl there is from, the Constitution protects vandalism of a non-libtard's property as "free speech", but any speech from a non-libtard is not protected but is "hate speech".

But that's fantastic news, though. I've been following the "career" of that slimeball for a while (only a reality-imparied, frothing-at-the-mouth libtard would defend this piece of work...I've seen a lot of sane liberals denouncing Grodner) and that punishment was a work of art. God bless Hon. William O'Malley, indeed.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

kateinmaine is totally hot. I like my women angry, dumb, and ugly enough to be desperate.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duuuude!

I pretty sure that KayInSane got her kid through asexual fission, or stole it in the night like gypsys.

Check the psychotic histrionics at her website (wear gloves and a face mask). There isn't enough booze on the planet to make this saggy sack of overboiled estrogen breedable.

Not even with a rented dick.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Basilisk said...
Son Of The Godfather, you have to be able to correctly translate Howling Moonbat to English.


LOL... I've ordered the 6-DVD course from amazon.com, but I already know some basics:

Moonbat: "Fascist!"
English: "Middle-aged caucasion with a job!"

Moonbat: "Free Speech!"
English: "Let's key some cars!"

Moonbat: "Truth to power!"
English: "Daddy, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?"

Moonbat: "Impeachment!"
English: "I'm flacid!"

Moonbat: "MIHOP! LIHOP!"
English: "Hello doctor. Please re-examine the doseage of my medication."

5:34 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

kayinmaine,

When did vandalism become free speech? You must live in an alternative universe where the Constitution was written by teenage gang members and politcal dolts like you.

I'm always amazed by the depth of your hatred and stupidity.

5:39 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Broken military? I've been in the Army since 1975, it's actually in pretty damned good shape. The only time I've ever seen it really 'broken' in those 32 years was when that dipshit from Georgia was President.

8:34 PM  
Anonymous trog said...

Is it just the Dems forecasting RepubliDUm doom?

Nope.

http://redstate.com/stories/elections/2008/not_with_a_bang_but_a_whimper

3:25 AM  
Blogger Britt said...

Umm, this may be news to you, but Fred is not the GOP. I am a FredHead all the way, and today was a bad day, but he is not the same as the GOP.

I do worry though, that McCain and Romney will not draw the support needed from the base. I tell you right now, mark my words if the Republicans do lose this election it will be because they pissed off the base. Nothing more, nothing less. We can always beat the Dems. We lost to a very charismatic man in 92 and 96. We lost in 76 because of Nixon. We lost in 60 again because the Dems had a charismatic nomination. If they run Clinton, I think they will lose. Because the only way they can beat us is to have a smooth talking politician running. Either that, or if the GOP nominates a RINO who makes the base stay hom.

4:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the lead-laden toys,"
How the hell would that be the GOP's fault, DUmmies? For that matter, how would that be the fault of anyone besides the Chinese toy factory people who knowingly made and shipped out toys which they knew contained such materials?

That was wonderful news that the creep lawyer is getting the sentence he deserves, it's restoring some of my faith in our justice system.

Oh, and with sonofthegodfather's 5:34 post, there are a few key moonbat terms that you missed but that we should know the meanings of because of how frequently lefty moonbats puke them out:
"Warmongers"= people who support our troops' efforts overseas.
"Armageddonists"= Mainstream Christians
"Zionists"= De JOOOOOOOS!

As for Elrond Hubbard's 5:39 post, that's true, but you're forgetting a key aspect of the Moonbat Code: If a conservative vandalizes a car belonging to a liberal Democrat (i.e. in 2004, there was a big Democrat recruiting campaign in my college, the people involved got there in a huge van covered with Dem bumper stickers, but I secretly slapped a "Bush/ Cheney" bumper sticker on it which was still on when the van drove away), it's a horrible despicable crime in which the perpetrator should be imprisoned for life; In contrast, if a liberal vandalizes a car belonging to a conservative or a member of the U.S. military, it's a noble and heroic means of exercising the liberal's right to free speech.

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Yes, because it is always about the children. Especially the abortions."

Where have you been all my life? Couldn't have said it better.

ShandaLear

11:26 PM  
Anonymous trog said...

"kateinmaine is totally hot. I like my women angry, dumb, and ugly enough to be desperate." Son of Troglaman

Sorry Kate. These pictures don't belong to me. I apologize for the misguided cretin who's little brain decided to express it.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Troglaman said...

Don't listen to the poseur, kate. I want you. Let's go down to Crawford and hold a protest together. I'll even let you hold Little Trog. Even Trog isn't allowed to do that, which I think is why he hates me. He wants me, you know. I keep telling him I don't swing that way, but he's a dumbass and won't take no for an answer. It's so difficult being so sexy, but what can you do?

8:21 PM  
Anonymous trog said...

"I'll even let you hold Little Trog. Even Trog isn't allowed to do that, which I think is why he hates me. He wants me, you know." Son of Troglaman

Notice this is said in the first person which is most likely a window into the mind of the writer. I'm crazy curious for you to explain what you mean, son. Remember that your mom and I love you.

It's turned into a pretty interesting duel of identities, hasn't it? Our own little psychodrama.

You give yourself away when you use French words (poseur). I never use French words. Not on purpose, anyway. I figure they'll make me sound like some aristocratic homo with a fractured personality rivaling Sybil, or Little Sybil. Whoever.

But what the hell, let's keep it up. Maybe we'll learn something about ourselves.

2:55 AM  

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