DUmmies Already Gloating About Their "Victory" This November

Freudenschade, baby!

You would have thought the DUmmies had learned their lesson by now. NEVER celebrate a victory before it actually happens. Oh, how they celebrated the defeat of Jeb Bush when Terry McAwful announced it as a "fact" about a week before Jeb's landslide re-election as governor of Florida in 2002. And who can forget the popping champagne bottles when Kerry won bigtime in the 2004 exit polls? And angry drunken Susan Estrich can tell you all about that "victory." And, of course, there was the mass jubilation in May 2006 over the news that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald. I mean that was a sure thing because it was confirmed by that stellar journalistic team of Leopold and Pitt. So once again the DUmmies are celebrating a victory that has yet to happen in this THREAD authored by DUmmie NanceGreggs titled, "Shit To Hit Fan - ETA: November 2008." So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate yet another "victory" that has yet to happen in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wishing all DUmmies a Merry Fitzmas, is in the [brackets]:

Shit To Hit Fan - ETA: November 2008

[Freudenschade To Hit Fan - ETA: November 2008.]

As the country hurtles inevitably towards the November elections, so the Republican voters hurtle towards the inevitable truth: everything you were told is a lie, everything you were promised is not forthcoming, everything you banked on is gone.

[You mean the promised success of the Surge in Iraq did not happen? News to me.]

Across the nation, Bush-supporters sit slack-jawed and uncomprehending. They did everything they were told to do, everything they were told was right.

[As right as the promised indictment of Karl Rove on May 12, 2006.]

They voted for Republicans, they denounced the ungodliness of the Liberals, they donated their money at the mega-church and prayed. They contributed to the campaigns of those who vowed to overturn Roe v Wade, who swore to adhere to the principles of fiscal responsibility, who assured that decorum would be returned to DC politics, who held out victory in Iraq as a done deal.

[Strange but even the Democrat candidates are no longer talking about Iraq. Does that mean defeat or victory over there? Hmmm... Let me guess.]

And now they wonder why they find themselves where they are: responsible for an unprecedented national debt, a country that is more vulnerable than it was on 9-11, a quagmire in Iraq and Afghanistan, a broken military, poverty, homelessness and unemployment numbers on the rise, and a drastic recession that is no longer a threat but a looming and unavoidable reality.

[Wish hard enough and defeat in Iraq and a drastic recession might become a reality in your alternate universe.]

Even those who worshiped at the feet of the Limbaughs, the O’Reillys, and the Coulters wonder why they are no longer laughing along at the plight of the downtrodden, the medically uninsured, the unemployed – because despite their faith in their party, they are now among those who are derided as being laughable.

[Huddled masses living under bridges.]

How could it be? Did they not come and partake of the Holy Kool-Aid, just as FOX-News told them they must in order to be saved? Why are they now being gouged at the pump, losing their savings, watching as the equity in their homes plummets in value – right alongside the non-believers who refused to bend their knees to the Great Christian Leader, the one whom God Himself appointed to lead righteous Americans along the sure path to glory and riches?

[DUmmie NanceGreggs fervervently praying for these things to come to pass.]

Where is the math that Rove assured them was reliable, along with the Republican majority that would exist for decades to come? Where is the prosperity that was bound to happen under a GOP-controlled White House? Where is the global respect that was a given once a true patriot like George W. Bush was at the helm? Where is the good and honest government that would be transparently visible to all citizens?

[Where are the congressional Democrats who promised to impeach Bush?]

Eventually, the truth comes out – and when it does, the shit hits the fan. And the truth is now out there, for all Americans – Republicans included – to see.

[You want the truth? Alright I'll give you the TRUTH!!! But you'll have to actually wait for November 2008 to find out. Hee! Hee!]

The lies, the deceit, the missing money, the deleted emails, the destroyed videotapes, the indicted politicians, the incompetence, the self-serving manipulation of the facts, the disgrace of a bumbling idiot and his cohorts, the lost jobs, the lost industries, the lead-laden toys, the poisoned food, the torture, the deaths, the casualties, the homeless vets – all of the chickens are coming home to roost, while the GOP insiders walk away from their positions inexplicably wealthier than they were when they took office and not-so-inexplicably less than anxious to explain to the faithful that not only have they been had, but their anxiousness to be had was part of the plan all along.

[And don't forget the missing mattress tags.]

What goes around comes around, and the demise of the Republican party – as has already been confirmed by the number of registered Democrats now far exceeding the number of registered Republicans – is about to come to fruition.

[A done deal which is why we are already popping open the champagne bottles to celebrate our pre-victory.]

The shit spewed by the GOP will hit the proverbial fan this November, and it ain’t gonna be pretty. But it is inevitable – and long overdue.

[Make a note to check up on DUmmie NanceGreggs this November. Methinks she would hardly be a pretty sight. Think Susan Estrich. And now on to the other DUmmies celebrating a victory that is yet to be...]

One bright spot in a sour economy: Invest in fans. They're gonna be the next big thing.

[Also invest in Freudenschade brand victory champagne.]

nah, most of them are too stupid to realize they are f*cked

[May we save this quote to use back at you this November?]

I am looking forward to the trainwreck.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Everybody get out your "shit suits". Let's party like it's 2009!

[The Mitt Romney Inaugural party could certainly use some comedic entertainment next year.]

And what about our children and their future - sad Bush's legacy will be studied for years after his death and they all will say these were the years when the U.S. started to die and ask why our government, all of it including our Dem Congress, let us down.

[So much for that great DUmmie jubilation in 2006 when the Democrats won Congress only to see Bush still win at every turn.]

But do not count those chickens just yet. We have to be able to actually count all those registered Dems first.

[Killjoy! Go ahead and count those chickens before they hatch.]

These people have no shame and will try anything. Remember, Karl Rove is still at large and thinking of new ways to undermine democracy by any means necessary. They have a compliant and complicit media to rig the polls so as to create the perception of a race close enough to fix.

[We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

I plan on re-reading this post on Nov 8th, with pleasure.

[And while sipping your Freudenschade "victory" champagne.]