DUmmies DUmp on Barack: "I absolutely can't stand Obama."
If you think we Republicans are unhappy with some of our candidates, you should see what the DUmmies think of theirs! The acrimonious Democratic debate the other night only exacerbated the negative feelings against Mrs. Clinton, and now some of the DUmmies seem to think that B.O. stinks, too. The Breck Girl seems to have emerged smelling like a rose, although even he has his DUmmie detractors.
So let's sample a little of the DUmmies' intramural feuding, as seen in this THREAD, "I absolutely can't stand Obama." The magic seems to have worn off the erstwhile Magic Person of Color. Now I did find similarly angry threads about Hillary and even Silky Pony, but this one has plenty to work with. DUmmie swiping and sniping is in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, still in grief mode after Fred's withdrawal, is in the [brackets]:
I absolutely can't stand Obama.
[Is that you, Hillary?]
I wouldn't trust him from my front door to my mailbox.
[There goes the neighborhood!]
Wouldn't buy a used car from him.
[Just call him, "Rollback Odometer."]
Everything from his facial expressions to body language, with his ever present rheumatoid arthritis curled finger to his attempts to sound like a fire breathing Baptist preacher Jimmy Swaggert at his campaign stops, do more every time to turn my stomach.
[Or "Barfbag Obaptist."]
He cannot accept any responsibility for anything he did politically or otherwise that makes him look the least wrong without trying to vanilla coat it with layers and layers of circular bullsh*t.
[Trying to "vanilla coat it"?? So "chocolate" = "bad"? Hmmm. . . .]
This is an arrogant, egotistical, slippery, up-to-his neck in naivete of international affairs, self adoring Junior Senator. . . .
[Are you talking about Obama or Mrs. Clinton?]
And he will serve the masters.
["Yessuh, massah!" Man, you guys really like to use the code words!]
"American Idol Politics"
[Hee! Hee! Good one! Maybe Barack can get a Sanjaya hairstyle.]
he makes great speeches? could have fooled me. He makes me want to slit my wrists listening to him. No one says "UH" more than obamUH!
[Except Hillary "Uh, you know . . ." Clinton.]
The "latest" thing.... like tattoos.
[Maybe Hillary needs a little "tramp stamp" above her derriere, to reach the young crowd. AAAIIIYYYEEEE!!! Disturbing mental image!!]
Beware the rock star.
[Barack the Vote!]
I thought he came across as rather ill-prepared, ill-informed and juvenile.
[But he's a rock star! Change! Hope! Yes we can! ¡Si se puede!]
he lost me when he started giving his ear to preachers. By putting Christianity front and center (so as not to be called a muslim, I assume) he has lost me.
[Give me Osama, not Obama!]
so, what exactly is Obama hoping to change? I never can get that straight.
[Hey, it doesn't matter! Change! Yes we can! ¡Si se puede!]
You could write this exact same piece about Hillary. Except, in her case, ALL of it would actually be true and justified. Talk about a walking f*cking disaster and master bullsh*tter.
[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail.]
the christian thing, the reagan thing, the LACK of energy! He's too languid! To verbose! He'll get mowed down real fast!
[But he's clean and articulate!]
I also think Obama is snarky. He reminds me of GWB with a brain.
[Just call him, "Chimpy II." Yeah, come to think of it, that will go well with the other code words.]
Obama still wet behind the ears. . . .
[Obama could fit good-sized sponges behind those ears.]
This is a flamebait. . . .
Locking. Oh wait, I can't do that.
[W.W.S.D.? What Will Skinner Do?]
we need super lock power now!
[Or a Care Bear Stare!]
I'd settle for a drunken mod. . . .
[How about a drunken Pitt?]
he not only is not able to accept responsibility for anything he did politically, he, instead of admitting fault, or guilt, or failure, turns around and puts down the person pointing to the fact ... a great manipulation found amongst drug users, alcoholics, and other characters. . . .
[So are you suggesting Barry was a drug pusher back in the slums of inner city Chicago? Hey, is that you, Bill Clinton?]
I can't stand him or hillary anymore.
[Is that you, John Edwards?]
I would gladly support Obama if there was anything there to support.
[The Big O.]
Obama lost me for good last night with his stance that the Democratic Party should reach out to evangelical christians.
[Anything but THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
An air sandwich. An empty suit. A featherweight marshmallow.
[Change! Hope! ¡Si se puede!]
I don't think he's getting that uppity. . . .
["Uppity"! Oh, man!]
Obama hasn't even begun to earn his stripes.
[He hasn't done the spade work.]
He is not presidential material. . . .
[He doesn't have the necessities.]
Obama is smart. he is articulate. . . .