Wednesday, January 23, 2008

DUmmies DUmp on Barack: "I absolutely can't stand Obama."



If you think we Republicans are unhappy with some of our candidates, you should see what the DUmmies think of theirs! The acrimonious Democratic debate the other night only exacerbated the negative feelings against Mrs. Clinton, and now some of the DUmmies seem to think that B.O. stinks, too. The Breck Girl seems to have emerged smelling like a rose, although even he has his DUmmie detractors.

So let's sample a little of the DUmmies' intramural feuding, as seen in this
THREAD, "I absolutely can't stand Obama." The magic seems to have worn off the erstwhile Magic Person of Color. Now I did find similarly angry threads about Hillary and even Silky Pony, but this one has plenty to work with. DUmmie swiping and sniping is in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, still in grief mode after Fred's withdrawal, is in the [brackets]:

I absolutely can't stand Obama.

[Is that you, Hillary?]

I wouldn't trust him from my front door to my mailbox.

[There goes the neighborhood!]

Wouldn't buy a used car from him.

[Just call him, "Rollback Odometer."]

Everything from his facial expressions to body language, with his ever present rheumatoid arthritis curled finger to his attempts to sound like a fire breathing Baptist preacher Jimmy Swaggert at his campaign stops, do more every time to turn my stomach.

[Or "Barfbag Obaptist."]

He cannot accept any responsibility for anything he did politically or otherwise that makes him look the least wrong without trying to vanilla coat it with layers and layers of circular bullsh*t.

[Trying to "vanilla coat it"?? So "chocolate" = "bad"? Hmmm. . . .]

This is an arrogant, egotistical, slippery, up-to-his neck in naivete of international affairs, self adoring Junior Senator. . . .

[Are you talking about Obama or Mrs. Clinton?]

And he will serve the masters.

["Yessuh, massah!" Man, you guys really like to use the code words!]

"American Idol Politics"

[Hee! Hee! Good one! Maybe Barack can get a Sanjaya hairstyle.]

he makes great speeches? could have fooled me. He makes me want to slit my wrists listening to him. No one says "UH" more than obamUH!

[Except Hillary "Uh, you know . . ." Clinton.]

The "latest" thing.... like tattoos.

[Maybe Hillary needs a little "tramp stamp" above her derriere, to reach the young crowd. AAAIIIYYYEEEE!!! Disturbing mental image!!]

Beware the rock star.

[Barack the Vote!]

I thought he came across as rather ill-prepared, ill-informed and juvenile.

[But he's a rock star! Change! Hope! Yes we can! ¡Si se puede!]

he lost me when he started giving his ear to preachers. By putting Christianity front and center (so as not to be called a muslim, I assume) he has lost me.

[Give me Osama, not Obama!]

so, what exactly is Obama hoping to change? I never can get that straight.

[Hey, it doesn't matter! Change! Yes we can! ¡Si se puede!]

You could write this exact same piece about Hillary. Except, in her case, ALL of it would actually be true and justified. Talk about a walking f*cking disaster and master bullsh*tter.

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail.]

the christian thing, the reagan thing, the LACK of energy! He's too languid! To verbose! He'll get mowed down real fast!

[But he's clean and articulate!]

I also think Obama is snarky. He reminds me of GWB with a brain.

[Just call him, "Chimpy II." Yeah, come to think of it, that will go well with the other code words.]

Obama still wet behind the ears. . . .

[Obama could fit good-sized sponges behind those ears.]

This is a flamebait. . . .

[It's working!]

Locking. Oh wait, I can't do that.

[W.W.S.D.? What Will Skinner Do?]

we need super lock power now!

[Or a Care Bear Stare!]

I'd settle for a drunken mod. . . .

[How about a drunken Pitt?]

he not only is not able to accept responsibility for anything he did politically, he, instead of admitting fault, or guilt, or failure, turns around and puts down the person pointing to the fact ... a great manipulation found amongst drug users, alcoholics, and other characters. . . .

[So are you suggesting Barry was a drug pusher back in the slums of inner city Chicago? Hey, is that you, Bill Clinton?]

I can't stand him or hillary anymore.

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

I would gladly support Obama if there was anything there to support.

[The Big O.]

Obama lost me for good last night with his stance that the Democratic Party should reach out to evangelical christians.

[Anything but THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

An air sandwich. An empty suit. A featherweight marshmallow.

[Change! Hope! ¡Si se puede!]

I don't think he's getting that uppity. . . .

["Uppity"! Oh, man!]

Obama hasn't even begun to earn his stripes.

[He hasn't done the spade work.]

He is not presidential material. . . .

[He doesn't have the necessities.]

Obama is smart. he is articulate. . . .

[And clean!]

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Brutal!

These characters know no restraint, allow no dignity, and are borderline bigots, sexists and loons (and I'm not too sure about the 'borderline').

This incredible, self-feeding ad hominem attack is lacking in substance, structure and logic...

... And he's THEIR candidate!

Of course, after 8 years of the filth used to malign G.W., it's no surprise that this is acceptable discourse in DUmmieland.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Brutal!

These characters know no restraint, allow no dignity, and are borderline bigots, sexists and loons (and I'm not too sure about the 'borderline').

This incredible, self-feeding ad hominem attack is lacking in substance, structure and logic...

... And he's THEIR candidate!

Of course, after 8 years of the filth used to malign G.W., it's no surprise that this is acceptable discourse in DUmmieland.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Sorry... accidental double post.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

It was worth saying twice

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Obama lost me for good last night with his stance that the Democratic Party should reach out to evangelical christians."
-Stupid DUmmie

Hay Dummie, don't you just hate the religious people? I mean, really, what does religion have to do with anything? Why should we ever trust religious people? What good could they ever do in America?

Oh, wait:

"A just law is a man-made code that squares with the moral law or the law of God. An unjust law is a code that is out of harmony with the moral law. To put it in the terms of Saint Thomas Aquinas, an unjust law is a human law that is not rooted in eternal and natural law."
-Reverend Martin Luther King Jr.

Put that in your progressive pipe and smoke it, commie!

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

He is not presidential material. . . .

That means zilch. The Dems haven't had a candidate of presidential material since 1960.

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

But, didn't you hear that John Kerry is a war hero? That he has 3 Purple Hearts and even some medals that don't actually exist?

And Al Gore! Invented the internet! Invented Global Warming! Invented hanging Chad!

Obviously, these are the pinnacle of Democrat Presidential Timber.

They eclipse Cankles and Clenis, and reduce Obama to the level one of the 7 Dwarfs, somewhere between Happy and Sneezy.

Great men, great men... What might have been if only...

Meeeeeemmmmmmorieeeeeees, misty water-color meeemmmmmmmooooooorieeeeeeees....
(sniff)

10:50 PM  
Anonymous zippe43467 said...

Let's see...
The Lyin' The Witch And the Wardrobe.....
sounds like the dummies lineup!

Yes you can use that

11:08 PM  
Blogger Britt said...

Anti-Christian bigotry is so much fun!

Hey, I'm a conservative, pro-life atheist.

So, in LeftTard speak I am a Christo-fascist atheist. See how much fun identity politics can be?

3:06 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Leftards arguing from a postion of nothing. No knowledge, no ideas, no ideals, no foundaation. Nothing.

I wonder how many of these mental midgets have even taken the time to read ANY of their candidates position papers?

All style, zero substance across the board. DUmmieland in a nutshell eh?

Also, I agree totally, they are borderline bigots and racists not to mention religion phobic.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

It's happened, the DUmmies don't like anyone! They've been raging and frothing so long they've forgotten how to support a candidate, any candidate. They hate so many people, (Republicans, straight white men, Southerners, suburbanites, moderate Democrats, fundamentalists, Baptists, Catholics, the rich, the middle class, bowlers, hunters, fotball fans, "the sheeple", Fox News, this blog) they can't find anyone to actually support other than Hugo Chavez. Their idea of political heaven would be El Presidente Loco throwing his hat into the Democrat ring.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The magic seems to have worn off the erstwhile Magic Person of Color." PJ

There ya go. Obama - The erstwhile Magic Person of Color.

Glass houses, PJ. Your walls get more transparent everyday.

Keep it up.

2:15 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Do you have a reading skills problem, Trog? Check out who authored this DUFU edition.

For this error I sentence you to spend an afternoon with Eric the Head.

6:19 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

Do you have a reading skills problem, Trog?

Reading, comprehension, and logical reasoning aren't his strong points, PJ. He still thinks "the Magic Negro" slur was an attempt to Republicans to smear him, rather than a far-left reporter throwing a tantrum. Don't confuse him with the facts; his mind's already made up.

12:25 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

I don't know, guys. In this case, I agree with the Moonbats. Obama is nothing but an empty suit with a beautiful voice.

About Obama,the Left and the Right appear to agree.

Doesn't bode well for his presidential aspirations.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Cankles -- Heh! 8)

Hey, those ain't calves -- they're steers!

9:31 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"For this error I sentence you to spend an afternoon with Eric the Head." PJ

Dear God in Heaven.

OK. Hendrickson. Sorry. Sometimes I get the two of you mixed up. Silly me.

1:07 AM  

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