Thursday, January 24, 2008

Hilarious Audio: Ron Paul Cultist Goes BERSERK!!!

Okay, I admit it. Lunatics are my guilty pleasure. The big reason why I do the DUmmie FUnnies is because I get such a big kick out of observing the DUmmies on the Left. However, there are a few loons on the Right as well in a tradition going way back to the Know Nothings. Of course, I am referring to the Ron Paul cultists. Underneath their thin veneer of libertarianism lurks flat out NUtcases hiding behind the front of Ron Paul. Come to think of it, even Ron Paul himself isn't all there. I mean here is a guy who claimed that for years he never even read his own newsletter. Yeah, right. My theory is that some of these loons were just potential loons until Ron Paul brought out their inner loon.

One notable example is what happened to the CONSERVATIVE UNDERGROUND. Everything was copacetic at that site with some great info as to DUmmie activities and other related information. Then one day the big administrator there goes on a Ron Paul rant of such obnoxious bitterness that it drove almost all the sane members, including franksolich, of that site away. The end result is that the Conservative Underground is now just a shell of its formerself due to the Ron Paul cultist takeover. Of course, you can still get the same info over at the newly formed CONSERVATIVE CAVE which is like the old Conservative Underground but without the Ron Paul cult NUttiness.

And for an HILARIOUS example of the unintentional humor of the Ron Paul cult, I present this AUDIO of Derek calling Gunny Bob on a talk radio station. This clip is 3 minutes, 21 seconds long and the real foam-at-the-mouth action starts just past the 1:50 mark. And believe me, from what I've seen of the Ron Paul cultists, Derek is very typical of those Know Nothings. In the future, I might even DUFU the Ron Paul cultists. Hey, I'm not prejudiced. I feature the NUtcases wherever I find them.


Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

I heard that earlier today, freakin hilarious. Oh, by the way, Kucinich has dropped out. Can't wait to see all the depressing threads about that one.

9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paul/Kucinich '08!

This time, why not the loony ticket?

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Except for Ron Paul."

Res ipso loquater baby.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Except for Ron Paul."

Res ipso loquater baby.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

I use to be a member of the CU, but it was taken over by the juveniles and I stopped even going there. The last straw was when someone started a "We should have a CU Jackass thread" (or something like that) where they wanted to emulate the show of the same name. Sorry kids, I grew out of that type of childish behavior a long time ago.

I do miss the Best/Worse of the DU threads, especially the bouncy ball posts. You know, the ones where they showed the DUmmie "I confronted/converted a conservative!" threads at the DUmp.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

Wow, franksolich is gone? Glad I haven't been back to Conservative Underground since one supposed 'conservative' and a middle-aged hippie made me think twice about becoming a regular, then. Things look to have gone from bad to intolerable, especially when the admin himself is a Ronulan. Joy!

12:14 PM  
Anonymous dutch508 said...

Rational thought at CU was swallowed by a Gator.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous hud said...

If only pundits like Hannity and O'Reilly knew when to clam up and let the caller rant like Gunny Bob here. Most of the time, these idiots do just fine demonstrating how far gone they are all on their own.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous M10M said...

As an active member at CU, I can tell you that the Best of CU is to come. Internet drama is just that, drama. People still come to CU for the Best/Worst. If any of you remember the 2004 election cycle, it was just as bad then with all the libertarian nutcases as it is now. Ron Paul has stated that he will not run third party when he doesn't get the nomination which means a lot of fun right after the conventions....... I can't wait.

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then the Doctor better bow out soon, because the place is about as fun as watching paint dry lately.

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure CU will grow and in 2 years the administrator will run off another batch of regulars and long time lurkers. He is right about the 'cycle of CU': a cycle of destruction.
As for the membership tally, CU administrators are well known for not deleting accounts when their owners have requested deletion. I can't help but remember a time when CU made fun of DU for the same kind of 'numbers plumping'.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Rico J. Halo said...

i am an ex staffer at CU and have been a member there since 2003. I dont post much there lately but did so a lot in the past to the tune of 20k+ posts. The thing about Conservative Underground is that it is what it is and it will not change. The site owner is extremely hands off and the other admin gator does pretty much whatever he wants regardless of how much it pisses off the members. There have been a number of spin off sites, some successful and some long forgotten. If people think tbhey can change CU they are mistaken. You have to take it as it is or just move on and save yourself the grief. I chose to move on and I write my own blog now. Its much less stressful than trying to ride herd on CU.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous JLO said...

PJ-Comix, franksolich --- come visit, your pal, JLO

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The caller was very historically informed, even if he was yelling. The radio host was acting like a smug child.

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