Thursday, January 10, 2008

"Deibold wins again!"


Whenever an election result doesn't go your way, BLAME DIEBOLD! Or in the case of New Hampshire, BLAME DEIBOLD as the DUmmie asserted in this misspelled THREAD titled, "Deibold wins again!" Blame Diebold when the EVIL Republicans win elections and also blame Diebold (or Deibold) when a Democrat you don't like wins an election. The bottom line here is to blame Diebold for ANY election result you don't like. So let us now watch the DUmmies blame Diebold for their New Hampshire electile dysfunction in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, blaming Diebold for an ingrown toenail, is in the [brackets]:


Deibold wins again!


[What about Diebold?]


N.H. uses Deibold voting machines...

Corporate USAmerika wins again!

You can now return to your (rigged) horse race.


[Thanx for that profound explanation of the NH election results, DUmmie ProudDad. And now to read more Diebold conspiracy theories from your fellow DUmmies...]


They'd Be Smart Not To Try This Again but they are blinded by arrogance and greed. This will be a nail in their coffin.


[And this will be a tinfoil hat on your head.]


Yes, I had no idea that NH was so damn homogeneous that every precinct reporting in ... throughout the evening, without exception, maintained and then, oh so slightly, increased the HRC 2 percent lead to 3 percent. Can we say, "Bought and paid-for by HRC's mighty DLC Machine?"


[Can we say, "All is going according to the Perfect Rovian Plan?"]


Sounds like they are refining the technique. It was too obvious in 2004.


[Practice makes perfect.]


Oh but there's more, Harry Reid's SON (family loves nepotism) is the Democratic Campaign Manager for HRC in Nevada. When it's an no paper-trail producing Dibold election, only their smarmy corporate execs know for sure. Beyond Dibolding, can you imagine all the ass-grabbing manipulations and deal-cutting that is being sponsored by the DLC Machine with "Harry Reid and his boys" as the bag men?!?


[Just thinking out loud here but how hard is it to spell DIEBOLD correctly?]



YES!!! MY CANDIDATE NO WIN!!! VOTE IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!
That seems to be the refrain at this site among sore losers, no matter what the election is for apparently.


[That was the refrain of ALL DUmmies following the 2004 election. Or have you forgotten how easily Bev Harris scammed all that money from you?]


Diebold will do for Hillary what it did for Bush, what's the f*cking sense...!


[Correct. And that's why you must assume fetal position now and GIVE UP!]


Ah, Diebold-- just the sound of that name induces retching.


[So do you go into a barfing fit every time you use a Diebold ATM machine?]


I have almost given up on democracy.......I don't believe the results at all. Obama was seen soaring within the first few minutes, then boom click click it changed.....the numbers stayed the same as more and more precincts were reported. Through 2/3 of the results the same steady stream of 17% showed up to vote for JRE? What are the chances of that? The same steady stream also showed up to keep Richardson at 5%, what are the chances of that? If anyone does not question this, I think that is odd also. When it comes to the GE...will you cry FOUL then? This is a very serious issue and needs to be scrutinized, but it won't be. Maybe we should take Bushs' advice and just "go shopping"


[See you at the Sawgrass Mill shopping mall!]


Don't buy anything unless you REALLY need it! Starve the corporate capitalist beast that's killing us all...


[The DUmmie version of a Reality Check.]


The only way to survive the coming collapse of the corporate capitalist system is to build local connections and community.


[I believe those are called "Soviets."]


My candidate loses therefore the election must be rigged. What a pathetic thread.


[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


I am against the rape of the Commons perpetrated by the corporate capitalist masters... The ones who have bought the entire selection of 2008...and are ObamClintCainOmnyUliani's masters...


["ObamClintCainOmnyUliani's masters." Can you say that while walking backwards?]

26 Comments:

Anonymous Shambhala said...

A more pathetic bunch of whiners I have never heard.

Why do they congregate except to cry and hold each other's dicks?

10:05 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

I see our wonderful education system is working as designed.

Pathetic is just the word to describe these losers.

-tm

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

Don't buy anything unless you REALLY need it! Starve the corporate capitalist beast that's killing us all...

Just watch...they're going to convince themselves that they NEED hemp cigarettes and organic lube. In true "progressive" tradition, sacrifice is for other, less speshul people.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Why do they put so much faith in unscientific polls of VERY small sample groups, (often run by people with an agenda-MSM), and so little faith in a stupid machine that does nothing but read a blackened-in dot on a piece of paper and record the name next to said dot?

Weird.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Bilgeman said...

PJ:

"["ObamClintCainOmnyUliani's masters." Can you say that while walking backwards?]"

Why would anyone bother to try?

Even the dung-4-brains that coined the term has utterly no fucking clue what it means.

DU: raises "SuperCaliFragillisticExpiallidocious" to the level of Shakespeare by comparison.

12:56 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"They'd Be Smart Not To Try This Again but they are blinded by arrogance and greed. This will be a nail in their coffin."

Isn't that supposed to be the final nail in their coffin?
Jeeeez, how many nails do the DUmmies have?

Why do they continue to try to kick the football while Lucy always pulls it away?

At least it keeps us amused! :)

1:30 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

O.K., so even when a Democrat wins the election was rigged. Even when they win, they lose. The DUmmies have painted themselves into a corner.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Impotent rage...priceless.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"O.K., so even when a Democrat wins the election was rigged. Even when they win, they lose. The DUmmies have painted themselves into a corner." elrond hubbard

Indeed. The Dems are fucked. They've put themselves in a position where they can never win. Ever. They're just so friggin stupid and paranoid and stoned and have sucked up so much of this evolution bullshit, science bullshit and have had too many abortions. They've been reduced to the level of chimpanzees. They'll never recover.

Does it ever enter your vast and all-knowing mind that you and your like have been wrong about things? Totally and completely wrong about everything? Obviously not.

With that thought in mind, you may not be aware of the fact that the level of dissatisfaction with the RepubliDUms is across the board. But, of course, it's the Dems that have painted themselves into a corner. RepubliDUms can just keep keepin on because they're so right about everything.

God. How I love you guys.

1:06 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

God. How I love you guys.

I'd call it more "obsession", but we appreciate your support, trog.

Buck up, lil' camper... things are bound to get better.

(Maybe not in '08 in your case, but hang in there!)

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"RepubliDUms can just keep keepin on because they're so right about everything."

They have been so far. And it's keep on keeping on, for your future reference.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"The only way to survive the coming collapse of the corporate capitalist system is to build local connections and community."


It takes a village to steal an election.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Die-bold!
DIE-BOLDDDDD!

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Publius said...

I am against the rape of the Commons perpetrated by the corporate capitalist masters...

DUmmie needs a one way ticket to N. Korea, where his views would get some respect. DUmmie wouldn't need to worry about buying things he didn't need either, a bonus !

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Jason said...

“I am against the rape of the Commons perpetrated by the corporate capitalist masters...”

lol, reminds me of a text message i got on christmas eve from a lib friend of mine:

“happy exploitation of jesus day 4 corporate greed!”

blissfully ignorant of the fact that without “corporate greed” he wouldn’t have a cell phone to be obnoxious with in the first place…the same goes for the dummies and the laptops their parents bought for them.

10:50 PM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

George Bush got teary-eyed when thinking the US should have bombed the crap out of Auschwitz!

Oh yes. Gassing, starving, torturing, hanging, and killing wasn’t enough for ole George “Money Trumps Peace” Bush when it came to Auschwitz. Oh no. Fighting back tears apparently, he thinks the people of Auschwitz should have gotten ton of American bombs instead!

THE BLOODLUST OF THE BUSH, CHENEY HALLIBURTON TEAM IS UNQUENCHABLE. WE NEED PRESIDENT KUCINICH!

JERUSALEM (AP) — President Bush had tears in his eyes during an hour-long tour of Israel’s Holocaust memorial Friday and told Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that the U.S. should have bombed Auschwitz to halt the killing, the memorial’s chairman said.

Bush emerged from a tour of the Yad Vashem memorial calling it a “sobering reminder” that evil must be resisted, and praising victims for not losing their faith.

Wearing a yarmulke, Bush placed a red-white-and-blue wreath on a stone slab that covers ashes of Holocaust victims taken from six extermination camps. He also lit a torch memorializing the victims.


Awwww, Chimpy must not like the suffering of people. He’d rather see them blown to smithereens. I wonder if he was thinking of the frogs he used to blow up with firecrackers when he was a young psychotic rich boy? Huh. I wonder.

Putting people out of their misery by killing them is fine with Georgie…well….as long as you don’t chose an abortion. Nope! You can’t do that. You can torture people, rape people, kill people, drop bombs on whoever you want (especially if they are brown people), but don’t you ever kill a stem cell or a fetus that looks like a pollywog and isn’t a thinking, feeling, loving, highly educated, human yet! Get it? This is The Decider’s thinking.

Spit.

Speaking of pollywogs who don’t think, feel, or who aren’t human, I wonder what Condi Rice’s reaction was to Bush’s statement about bombing Auschwitz. Any thoughts? How much did she finger her pink meat?

2:25 PM  
Blogger Britt said...

Wow, someone needs help seriously.

Bombing the fences or guard barracks was considered, as was targeting the crematoriums and gas chambers, but then rejected due to accuracy concerns, not to mention the logistical problems of the distance to bomb Polish targets.

Hundreds of maquisards were about to be executed by the Gestapo in Amiens Jail. The Allies bombed it, allowing hundreds to escape.

Of course, people like you would have summoned the magic fairy creatures of the Rainbow Kingdom to destroy the Nazis with heart lasers and feeling grenades.

Or are you one of the Left who kind of aren't all that fussed about dead Jews. After all, war is not the answer.

You see, you have no hope of being free, except you are, because better men and women then you have made you free, and keep you free every day. You bask in the freedom they provide while attacking them as monsters and calling them rapists and baby killing thugs.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. One day, you may understand that.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. One day, you may understand that." britt

Jesus.

Beware kayinmaine, you don't know ugly.

britt does though. He knows ugly through and through. He's been dipped in the ugly. He knows his way around.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

Beware kayinmaine, you don't know ugly.

britt does though.


Yep, he sees it every time mental toddlers like you and that sociopath above post your drivel.

So when are you going to return to your native homeland of Bizzaro-Earth, Troggie? Surely you and KatefromDisneyworld must be homesick by now.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

But boy, P. J., your posts just bring all the lunatics to the yard, don't they?

9:18 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

'Yep, he sees it every time mental toddlers like you and that sociopath above post your drivel.' basilisk

Penetrating discourse, basilisk. Dumbass.

3:41 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

If I start using big words, you'd be lost, troggie boy. I have to dumb down my arguments for you, since you're such a uneeke n' speshul sno-flake. Well, ok, you're just a dumbass.

:-*

10:02 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

I like "uneeke n' speshul sno-flake" better than "dumbass", you big lug.

1:18 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

You're such a dumbass, in fact, that you haven't figured out how to employ proper satire. It's beyond lame that you're spelling things out phonetically so that I don't have to read all those word out loud like I usually have to. Dumbass.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

T-man,

Satire? You don't know the meaning of the word. The snotty sarcasm and name calling you employ is not satire, it's pure dumbassness.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Trog said...

"You're such a dumbass, in fact, that you haven't figured out how to employ proper satire. It's beyond lame that you're spelling things out phonetically so that I don't have to read all those word out loud like I usually have to. Dumbass." Son of Troglaman

Do my posts sound like this? If they do, I sincerely apologize. But both my son and I love sheep. Other than that, we can't agree about anything. What can you do?

1:45 AM  

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