Sunday, July 15, 2007

DUmmies Debate Dennis KUcinich



For the first time ever, I feel like lifting the Evil Elf up into the air and hugging him. Why my sudden desire to treat Dennis Kucinich like my favorite Kewpie Doll? It is because he is not shy about taking on Hillary and, especially, John Edwards, over their sneaky betrayal caught on VIDEO when they attempted to purge the lower tier candidates, such as Kucinich, from the debates. So why is Dennis the Menace particularly incensed at John Edwards? Most likely it is the sense of betrayal he feels from the Pink Sapphire. After all, Kucinich asked his supporters in Iowa in 2004 to throw their support to Edwards if the Evil Elf did not meet the voting thresholds in any of that state's counties. It is no wonder Kucinich is angry at Edwards since the Pink Sapphire repaid the Evil Elf's political favor with a sneaky stab in the back by attempting to remove him from the debates. Betrayal is a VERY sensitive subject for Kucinich since his own press secretary, William Rivers Pitt, betrayed him by passing campaign documents over to the John Kerry campaign in a pathetic attempt to ingratiate himself with Mama T's Boy Toy. This rift between Kucinich and Edwards has also caused a fault line between the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Why is Kucinich the only one grandstanding on the alleged conspiracy?" So let us now watch the DUmmies tear each other apart over Kucinich slamming Edwards in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Evil Elf will be appearing at the Westin Diplomat Resort and Spa here in South Florida tomorrow morning, is in the [brackets]:


Why is Kucinich the only one grandstanding on the alleged conspiracy?


["Alleged" conspiracy? Oh, that's right? Because "Faux News" caught Hillary/Edwards scheming on video then we can't believe what our eyes saw and our ears heard.]


Where are Dodd, Biden, Gravel, and even Richarson? They apparently see no conspiracy...either Kucinich is alone among the candidates in seeing a conspiracy or he is just grandstanding in order to get his 15 minutes of press coverage. This is, after all, what he did when he attacked Edwards, Obama, and Clinton for backing out of the Faux Noise debate in order to get some publicity.

[Dodd has also denounced the exclusionary scheming and Gravel is busy tossing a large rock into a pond.]


Because he's desperate for a bounce he isn't going to get.


[First the left turned on CINDY SHEEHAN and now they are blasting another former hero, Dennis the Menace.]


The only thing Kucinich will get is dyspepsia before self-implosion...


[It sure beats getting Pied Piper Pitt as a press secretary.]


He's doing this to get more campaign contributions. Maybe he's low on those Federal Matching Funds.


[Dennis KUcinich is only 10 Federal Matching Dollars away from becoming a second tier candidate.]


Once the mainstreamers get rid of Kucinich, I'll expect them to go after the other "kook", Gravel.


[Hillary will ensure that the Potted Plant follows the big rock to the bottom of the pond.]


Both Gravel and Dodd are lower than him in the polls. Biden is equal to him. Richardson is within the MoE of Kucinich in the national polls. Yet they are silent on this. Why do you think this is so?


[Dodd already denounced the scheme and Gravel is busy explaining his latest campaign video metaphors to us.]


I'll take a seat in the grandstand next to Dennis any day. The mainstream hacks make me sick. It is truly sad that this country has devolved to such a degree, has become so morally unprincipled, that we must take what we can get for leaders. RIP, America.


[In lieu of flowers, please send a campaign donation to HillPac.]


of course the rich white woman would prefer not to discuss her past record. She is as much at fault for the Iraq war as is Judith Miller. Suckers born every day, or else she was just image spinning to be the hard azz to be the macho military senator. While others do their job as did Kucinich and can fortell lies as a Congressman , doing their job should. Lo and Behold, I think Dennis Kucinich was the only member of Congress to actually read the Patriot Act before he voted. Thank god, some members of Congress do the job they were elected to do. Know what it is they are voting on.


[The rich white woman won't even let you see her college thesis.]


Why are Clinton and Edwards hacks making excuses for their candidates? Spin, spin, spin away.


[Maybe they want to pick up where Pitt left off and think they can become real political players in the campaign.]


Kucinich likes camera time and campaign contributions. He has presented zero evidence that there was an attempt to exclude him--or any of the current anointed 8 candidates.


[No evidence except what Hillary and Edwards SAID on the video.]


What makes him wrong now? A lack of evidence for his baseless smearing of other Dem candidates


[Didn't see the video! Didn't see the video! Nah! Nah! Nah!]


And the rich white woman, and the rich white guy, ignoring the upstart black man rather than including him in the conversation. It was collusion! Obama is a threat to Hillary, and Edwards cannot compete with Hillary while Obama is in the race, so the two of them have an interest in making a deal with the corporate media as to debate format and debate participants.


[They don't want to admit Obama to their exclusive white club.]


I am disappointed in Dennis K. he is spinning and exaggerating in an attempt to again attention. I had always thought I could trust him as a straight talker.


[Spinning and exaggerating in an attempt to gain attention? Dennis K. sounds like a typical Democrat to me.]


I see that Hillary's spin machine has the same knack for mendacity as Karl Rove's. Nice trick there accusing Dennis of "grandstanding," another play on the "attention whore" smear that was used against another antiwar progressive. Then we have Hillary herself saying that it was all Edwards' doing. Wow, just what we need in the White House, another President that will not take responsibility for his or her actions. Now, back to the issue at hand. Why in the hell were Hillary and Edwards talking about tailoring the debates to their campaigns' needs, at the voters expense?


[But WAIT, DUmmie IndianaGreen, it gets even BETTER than that. Here is the incredibly laughable EXCUSE from Donna Tremaine, spokesperson for Urban Women for Hillary: "Hillary has been taken totally out of context. What Hillary was referring to when she said, ‘We’ve got to cut the number,’ is the number of troops we have to cut in Iraq, not the number of people allowed to participate in upcoming debates for the Democratic nomination.” ...And before your laughter subsides, I shall bid adieu to this DUFU edition.]

8 Comments:

Blogger Dave said...

Round up the circular firing squad, there's work to be done in the Democratic Presidential Campaign.

12:42 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

The last thing in the world Richardson would ever be likely to do is piss off Hillary, he knows there's no chance in Hell of him winning the nomination, and he's a total Clinton machine cog. Most likely he expects to be her VP, and isn't going to say anything that might screw that up.

Biden is an old-school Dem, he's not going to bad-mouth another Dem in public, he'll be saving his fulminations for private conversations.

Gravel was visiting Pluto and could not be reached for comment.

6:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, The excuse is even funnier than the original comment(s)..

The number of TROOPS! ROLFLMAO!!

How could Ms. Gilchrist say that AND maintain a straight face??

I watched the video.. It's clear to everyone involved exactly what they're talking about....

Too freakin funny.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

I'm going to emulate a typical DUmmie and blame this as another Karl Rove plot orchestrated by the VRWC as the behest of Cheney and his Haliburton cronies who rigged the Diebold teleprompters in a transparent attempt to cause a rift amongst the TRUE AMERICAN Democrats. The teleprompters sent a coded signal to the microchips the EVIL REPUGS have implanted into all TRUE AMERICANS which artificially stimulated the speech centers of Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Edwards and forced them to say things that they do not actually believe.

Everyone knows that the EVIL REPUGS forced NASA to launch several satellites into orbit that can beam microwave signals into the brains of TRUE AMERICANS! Those microwaves, in conjunction to the microchip receivers that have been implanted into all new born babies since the EVIL Reagan took office, have the ability to override natural synaptic activity and can make people change their votes and vocalize anything the REPUGS wish. Howard Dean's loss in the primaries and now famous scream is proof of this!

11:46 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Spoken like a TRUE PATRIOT, Ray!

6:31 PM  
Anonymous true patriot said...

"Everyone knows that the EVIL REPUGS forced NASA to launch several satellites into orbit that can beam microwave signals into the brains of TRUE AMERICANS!"

FINALLY! Someone here speaks some sense!

1:52 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

Don't worry TP, we've got your back covered:

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5:52 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Holy crap, that was funny Ray!

9:46 AM  

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