Tuesday, July 03, 2007

"What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?"

The DUmmies still continue to suffer from extreme LDS (Libby Derangement Syndrome) due to the commutation of Scooter's prison sentence to such an extent that even Head DUmmie Skinner had to step in with this statement: "What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?" The THREAD Skinner is complaining about is so deranged that it is titled, "EAT S***. F*** Off. D**." So let us watch the DUmmies wallow in Plamegate Freudenschade in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the DUmmie implosion, is in the [brackets]:


EAT S***. F*** Off. D**.


[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]


F*ck you, Harry. You have enabled this contemptable administration for far too long. You have no credibility whatsoever, and your cries of "Foul, foul!" ring hollow.


[The best part about this DUmmie implosion is that they are eating their own.]


GROW A SPINE. IMPEACH NOW.


[Should't you be addressing this to Nancy since Senators can't impeach?]


Until Bush, Cheney, and all their henchmen are in chains before the Hague, you share their shameful legacy.


[What's with The Hague? I notice a big Hague fascination with the DUmmies. It is almost like The Hague will solve all their problems.]


You suck. Pelosi sucks. You are all pigs at the trough. Eat shit. F*ck off. Die.


[And with that upbeat note, let's see what his fellow DUmmies say...]


why won't anyone DO SOMETHING?


[We are. We are LAUGHING at your utter despair. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]


I unsubscribed from Reid's list. Enough is enough. Stop talking and DO SOMETHING. I'm FED UP with finger pointing, name calling, allegations, verbal ping pong. SHUT THE F*CK UP AND DO SOMETHING! They are ignoring your subpoenas. Destroying evidence. Lying to you under oath. Making a mockery of Congress and our Constitution. DO SOMETHING (LIKE YOUR JOB) OR WE'LL GET SOME PEOPLE IN OFFICE WHO WILL DO THEIR JOBS WITHOUT US BEGGING THEM TO DO IT!


[Have you tried Primal Scream Therapy?]


Dear Harry - GO F*CK A GOAT YOU F*CKING COWARD.


[Would that goat be My Pet Goat?]


What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?


[Scolded Head DUmmie Skinner.]


Come on. This type of thing doesn't make me proud to be a part of this community. Does anyone really think Harry Reid is going to bother paying attention to thoughtful commentary like, "You suck. Pelosi sucks. You are all pigs at the trough. Eat shit. F*ck off. Die."? Sometimes I wonder why even I bother with this place.


[You created this asylum, Skinner, so you better get used to the deranged inmates.]


Skinner - you can bet your house and car that this pointed invective is influencing Harry Reid. He is paying attention to this thoughtfully foul-mouthed invective and he is pissing in his britches. If he is not keenly aware of the fury in the "sticks", he is too insulated and without imagination or intelligence to serve in the Senate.


[This DUmmie obviously has an over-inflated sense of self-importance. The rest of us are pissing in our britches laughing at your hilarious LDS.]


This is the thousandth post like this in the last 24 hours. it must be frustrating.


[Not frustrating. FUnnie!!!


Remember a while back when each new scandal brought breathless anticipation to DU? "This is the one, they'll never survive this." Yeah, right...


[Freudenschade, baby!]


My emotions are offensive. My ANGER should make others uncomfortable. My frustration with the disgrace that this congress has been and that this country has become deserves to be expressed in BOLD, UNABASHED, UNSEEMLY, and UNCOMFORTABLE F*CKING WAYS.


[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]


ED MARKEY-D NEEDS TO BE VIOLENTLY BUGGERED IN THEIR HEATED GARAGE RIGHT BUGGER NOW!


[Is that you fantasizing, Ben Burch?]

5 Comments:

Anonymous ray said...

Happy Fourth of July everyone!

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AFter reading this, it truly is a happy one Ray!

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the WalMart-Halliburton concentration camps can hold "crazier than shithouse rats" like these.

9:20 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Silly DUmmies... They have NO idea that Harry is a plant by Lord Rove...

Ooops, did I actually post that?!?...

Please disregard.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Elroy said...

You do know that all your smug gloating is going to come back and bite y'all, don't you?

No, you probably don't. And that's probably good. Keep it up then.

Cheers

Elroy

12:44 AM  

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