Tuesday, June 19, 2007

"is Mike Gravel on acid?"

I have to give credit to the Potted Plant, aka Mike Gravel, he certainly is DIFFERENT. In fact, Gravel has produced perhaps the most BIZARRE campaign ad VIDEO ever which can best be described as Andy Kaufman meets the Mad Hatter. So strange is Gravel's campaign video that even the DUmmies are ASKING, "is Mike Gravel on acid?" Gravel's ad certainly does have an impact since it has already inspired a PARODY AD from another candidate. Personally, I am seeing a great future for this Mike Gravel ad in the form of commercial parodies as well. So let us now watch the DUmmies go along on an acid trip with presidential candidate Mike Gravel in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if that rock that he dropped was laced with acid, is in the [brackets]:

is Mike Gravel on acid?

[Like most other DUmmies...]

what's with that video of his - where he stares into the camera for about 2 minutes,, then goes and throws a rock into a lake, and then walks away,,,and keeps walking and keeps walking .......and walking ....into the void, ........has he resurrected Timothy Leary to run his campaign?

[Turn out, tune in, drop out...of the campaign.]

is this guy off his nut or what? seems like the same kind of thing any college freshman with a video cam who thinks they are making some deep existentialist statement would do

[For a DUmmie this was a profound statement chock full of meaning that only the looney left can see.]

I realize that a picture is worth a thousand words...but how many times can one say 'WTF"?

[Maybe it was 8 1/2 Fellini discounted down to 7 1/2.]

Mike Gravel's dead ... No, no no no, he's outside looking in

[Mike Gravel was having an out of mind experience.]

maybe he's flying his astral plane taking trips around the brain

[In our astral plane, Up is the opposite of Down but in Mike Gravel's astral plane, Up is 3 miles east of Philadelphia.]

Seriously, Gravel lost most of us up in AK when he came out for putting a dome over the state.

[A dome over the entire state of Alaska? Hey, that seems reasonable to me.]

Gravel is telling us to sit quietly for a period ....of six or seven minutes and listen to nature, listen to the gifts and the blessings we have. Move ourselves away from the chaos, distractions and the insanity for a while. There the answers will come and we will then know the right things we must do.

[And here I thought all along that it was a plea to empty his bowels in a timely manner.]

I guess I picked the wrong time to stop smoking dope.

[But the right time to take up dropping acid.]

it's refreshing to see a political candidate for high office "stop to smell the flowers". it's refreshing to hear a message that we should just stop, and think, and listen ... we could use a whole lot more of that in our political campaigns and a whole lot less of marketing-scripted, finger-in-the-air campaign slogans ...

[Also frightening.]

Gravel has actually said that the big budget advertising by candidates only confuse and dumb down the voters on the important issues. So these ads at least stay within his principles. I like them

[Crazy campaign ads are FUn to watch!]

I myself believe he's the Lizard King--he can do ANYTHING!

[You're confusing me. I thought Mike Gravel was the Potted Plant.]

He definitely broke on through to the other side

[He broke on through to the other side of of Ward B of the asylum.]

Hey, at least he is entertaining

[Better than an Andy Kaufman shtick.]

but somehow I just can't see Hillary Clinton or Rudy Guill,,Jooli,,,Gil...Whatever (too lazy to spell check), making that video it takes a special kind of crazy to make a campaign video as off the wall as that one..... maybe he's running for President of Bizzaro World

[I can see Ron Paul making that video since he is also running for President of Bizzaro World.]

His other ad is even weirder — and almost 8 minutes long!

just saw it 8 minutes of watching a campfire............is he trying to get an endorsement from Smokey the Bear?

[I dunno. I fell asleep 3 minutes into it.]

I love Gravel, he makes virtually every other candidate look moderate. He's mowed a huge field far to the left leaving an enormous amount of room for the other candidates to play in.

[...With their butterfly nets.]

UPDATE: Mike Gravel "explains" the meaning of all those metaphors in his video. So which do you think is weirder? Gravel's original video or his "explanation" of that video?

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Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Good Lord, was that a Monty Python sketch?

9:25 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

You are getting verrrrryyyyy sleeeeepppppyyyy" You will vote for Mike Gravel. You love Mike Gravel.

That was as inspirational as watching paint dry. I half expected to see a bunch of guys in turbans chanting "Amenhotep, Amenhotep."

11:29 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"is Mike Gravel on acid?"

Acid? NO. Valium? YES

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Gravel, Silly Party

Tarquin Phim Bim Tim Bim Lim Bim F'tang F'tang Ole' Biscuit Barrel, Slightly Silly Party

Yes I believe it was a Monty Python skit.

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

Just add an accordion, and it'd make a great French film!

8:31 PM  

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