"MC Rove" Raps At DC Dinner

Okay, lets give Karl Rove an "A" for Effort and an "F" for execution in his role as "MC Rove" rapping at the recent Radio and Television Correspondents dinner in Washington, D.C.. As a result, his performance is absolutely (if unintentionally) HILARIOUS. I just can't get enough of watching Rove trying to be the ultra cool MC Rove. However, much as it cracks me up and others, the Left is almost predictably ENRANGED by Rove's "MC Rove" performance as you can see in the HUffington Post THREAD titled, "'MC Rove' Raps At DC Dinner." So let us now watch the HUffies unable to chill out in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who does a mean "Duke of Earl" strut, is in the [brackets]:

"MC Rove" Raps At DC Dinner.

[Sparking off a round of Leftwing anger.]

It made me nauseous to see him yukking it up as if he's not a criminal who has done more to undermine democracy and civility in public discourse than any other person in history. He should be in disgrace wearing handcuffs, not being hugged by performers and applauded by hotshots from the press.

[Good news! Karl Rove was indicted last May 12 according to Pied Piper Pitt.]

I couldn't watch this on cspan, it made me sick. Much to vile. How can we get at the truth when the media is in this administrations side pocket! Iknew i wouldn't watch it when I saw the fox guys there and GW started his lame stand-up routine!

[Another flareup of incurable BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome).]


The guy should be in jail and instead he is dancing around like some kind of jack ass.

["MC Rove" danced neatly around that May 12 indictment.]

This is all to show KR is a regular guy,has a great sence of humor, can make fun of himself. The fact is he,s still a liar, cheat,corrupt pig. and a person that wants to tear down whats wonderful about this country every chance he gets. He makes me sick.

[Call him "MC Rove" dude, not "KR."]

Karl Rove trying to seem 'hip' and a 'cool' rapper is yet another sign of the impending Apocolypse,....

[Then the Apocalypse must begin at the Laugh Factory. (Note to Jamie Masada: I worked in yet another mention of your club.)]

Laugh now, genocidal mass murdering fascists.

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Classic sociopath. If that video isn't an "F-U", I don't know what is. This is disgusting. Nothing will get this guy down. It sickens me.

[It sickens me that MC Rove is having so much fun!]

It is an issue of constutional and personal integrity. And this administration, not unlike every fascist government ever, is taking us to a very dark place. Ha. Ha. Ha. Laugh it up.

[Okay. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Rove never fails to make Libs' heads blow off their necks. Generalissimo Pelosi probably popped a few face stitches wathing this video.

[The Left's reactions to MC Rove is almost as FUnnie as the dance itself.]

Meanwhile, on CBS, Harry Smith was almost apoplectic, squirming on the couch and biting his lips.

[Another humorless victim of BDS.]

What is it about American politics (and often business) that requires people in serious jobs to get up and do Moose Lodge-type antics.

[You would prefer that they walk around all the time in self-righteous indignation like you?]

If that doesn't kill rap nothing will.

[So maybe MC Rove did perform a serious public service.]

The only video I want to see of this fat, disgusting motherf*cker is him dying a slow, painful death!!

[And now the psychotic Left weighs in with complete murderous rage.]

What a distusting piece of nazi detritus. This whole spectacle is nauseating, a bunch of racist, criminally insane nazis frothing at the mouth.

[Are you competing with the previous HUffie in the psyschotic department?]

I just gouged my eyes out.

[Time now to work on your tiny brain.]

Why somebody hasn't taken this f*ck out (permanently) is beyond me....Bush, Cheney, Rice all deserve a nice neck stretching.

[Attention HUffie takingbkourcountry! You will soon be trying to rap dance your way out of self-incrimination while discussing the above post with the Secret Service. I repeat, HUffie takingbkourcountry.]

one hates to see these vile snakes having fun...you wish that every second of their life to be filled with pain and suffering 100x the levels they have caused...corporate facist bastards.....

[Obviously they are experiencing some Schadenfreude at your expense. Your misery makes them HAPPY!!!]

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