House In Disarray Song Parodies

(In response to my request for song parodies based on the theme of the House In Disarray, I received several great ones, including these three. The first and last one are by Charles Henrickson and the second one listed here is by Doug From Upland. So sit back and follow the bouncing ball as you sing along. First up is Henrickson's There Is A House In Disarray (House of the Rising Sum) sung to the tune of House of the Rising Sun.)

There is a House in disarray
On a Hill in Washington
And it's been the doin' of Nancy and her boys
But, man, you know it's fun!

Well, Nancy is the Speaker
She brings the gavel down
You know that she's not smilin'
Although her face can't frown

Now the only thing that's strong enough
To make her eyelids blink
Is a visit to her office from
Her friends they call Code Pink

{Organ solo}

Oh, Nancy, tell your members
Not to stop what they've begun:
Spend their time and not our treasury
In the House of the Rising Sum

'Cause when the Dems are fightin'
And split among themselves
Their stupid tax-and-spend bills
Get put back on the shelf

Well, there is a House in disarray
On a Hill in Washington
And it's been the doin' of Nancy and her boys
But, man, you know it's fun!

(And now for the Disarray song by Doug From Upland sung to the tune of Cabaret...)

When they took over, they thought they'd have fun...it would all be okay But they are clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

They wanted Stretch Face to change everything...right wing, out of her way
But they are clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

Drive off a bridge, bucks in the fridge
They are a group of lowlife losers
Liars, cheaters, scumbag boozers

Mad Maxine Waters will burn the place down if she doesn't get her way
They are so clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

Drive off a bridge, bucks in your fridge
They are a group of lowlife losers
Liars, cheaters, scumbag boozers

They are in power, now what will they do...just like children they will play
They are so clueless, yes indeed
They are so clueless, yes indeed
They are so clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

(And finally we finish up with Charles Henrickson's Rats On The Floor, What's With You? Sing this to the tune of Car 54, Where Are You? Are you ready? Then follow the bouncing ball and a one and a two and a...)

There's an uproar in the House
A new chair to reappoint
There's a bill stuck in committee
Waxman's nose is out of joint
Murtha's mouth's been redeployed
Rangel's gettin' real annoyed--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?

There's a plan to start the draft
Nancy's broken out the whip
There's a caucus getting raucous
Barney let the "F" word slip
There's a list that we've compiled
Of the Democrats gone wild--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?