Sunday, December 02, 2012

William Rivers Pitt Announces Opposition to Rape

Scream it from the rooftops so the whole world can hear and believe: William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape!!! Got that? Not only is he is against rape as you can see in this THREAD, "Y'know..." but he is against rape in multiple recent threads including, "I need feminism because...". Yes, we get it, Will. The former Newton schoolteacher is AGAINST rape! And if you don't quite believe him, he will scream into your ear to convince you from now unto the end of time. So let us watch Pitt put forth his case over and over and over again that he is AGAINST rape in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who is also AGAINST rape but sees no need to SHOUT it out to convince the world of that fact, is in the [brackets]:


[Does the Temporary SockPuppet also know?]

I've been on this forum for eleven and a half years. For a variety of reasons, that enormous 4,000-days-and-more body of experience makes me want to believe the best about DU, because I love this place for reasons it would take another 4,000 days to explain. 

[How many days has the Temporary SockPuppet been on that forum?]

The fact that a pre-school-level discussion on rape and the existence of certain self-evident truths regarding what women in America (yes, even today!) must endure is still necessary on this forum is a cold-water-in-the-face moment for me. 

[Speaking of which, wasn't there an interesting incident a few years ago at a cold-water flat near Newton?]

When I posted a picture of a woman saying that her school is teaching her how to avoid rape, instead of teaching everyone not to rape, I simply expected any replies to be of the "Yeah," "Truth," or "Right on" variety...because I want to believe the best of DU. 

[You simply wanted everybody to KNOW that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is AGAINST rape. We believe you, Pitt. Why so defensive?]

Most of the thread turned into a fight. There's a whole other thread on the same picture that turned into a fight. 

[Sniff? Why can't everybody simply accept that Pitt is AGAINST rape?]

The fact that the picture posted ACTUALLY NEEDS A F*CKING EXPLANATION AND DEFENSE around here is tremendously revealing, and equally depressing. 

[Yes, VERY revealing, Pitt. But NOT in the way you think.]

To those who have stood this particular watch on DU: OK. I get it. I'm sick about it. 

[To all the peoples of the world...William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape. Got that? And if you don't he will angrily announce that fact over and over and over again.]

God f*cking damn it. 

[Overcompensation is a FUnnie thing to watch.]

For reference, the picture in question: 

[What year did she graduate from Newton? And now on to the other DUmmies whom Pitt is so forcefully trying to convince of his opposition to rape.....]

Thanks for sticking up for women! 

[Was that thanks from the incarcerated co-author of a "BEST-SELLING" NY Times list book?]

Thank you, Will. Although this is supposed to be a "discussion" board, as you say, there are some things that should be self-evident and shouldn't need discussion. 

[And yet Will remains oddly OBSESSED over this topic.]

you sound shocked Mr. Pitt... 

[How does the Temporary SockPuppet sound?]

I'm a man ...and I carry my own invisible backpack of privileges, absurdities and glaring blind spots. This we call evolution. 

[Yes, Will, and your most glaring blind spot is forgettng that the DUmmie FUnnies would notice your weird obsession on the topic of rape. I guess because I've been taking a DUFU break for a few weeks made you think it was "safe" to post about a topic that completely obsesses you for some reason.]

Perhaps it was the Contract on America? 

[Or Teacher Contract at Newton.]

I spent the 1970s as a pot-smoking "freak" - I was too young to be a hippie - listening to the most out-there music I could find and playing bass guitar. Stoner culture in those days was surprisingly egalitarian, but dopers have always tended to be pretty laid-back, whether male or female. Guys tried to have sex with girls, but there were no roofies, date-rape drugs or the like, and guys who were too aggressive were definitely frowned upon by their peers. It was more like the hippie daze in that respect. 

[Newsflash! You're still in a daze.]

Thank you, WilliamPitt ...for continuously telling it like it is. 

[And NEVER stopping to tell us. William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! Got that?]

Don't rape is the right teaching And it needs to be repeated amongst men whenever the subject arises. 

[Is that subject taught at Newton?]

God help me...and anyone who messes with my girl. Yeah. Try me even once. 

[Threatened the the Bobo the Hobo PROTECTOR.]

I know rape happens on campus. What percentage of the rapists are students?

[And what percentage are teachers?]

Close to 10% of all male college students engaged in sex that was unwanted by their partner. 

[10% of the DUmmie blowup dolls objected.]

  LOL WilliamPitt always gets his own thread to discuss what is already in another thread. Because his opinion is more important than just about anyone here 

[That's because he urgently wants you to know he is AGAINST rape. No matter how many threads it takes, Pitt will continue to announce unto all the peoples of the world that he is AGAINST rape.]

Nah, I'm just a dick. 

[Isn't that what originally got you into trouble, Will?]

I hereby announce the winner of "The most narcissistic thread ever" award. 

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity in PERFECTLY categorizing Pitt's thread.]


Anonymous Corona said...

I don't get it. Pitt is married. Why does he always sound like he needs to get laid?

11:55 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Pitt and those feminists are fools. How many laws are there against murder? Yet murders occur all the time. The same with rape. Most people know that it is wrong to murder or rape. Intelligent people (which does not include either Pitt, feminists, or the denizens of the DUmp) know that laws are only for basically honest people. Intelligent people realize that, due to the nature of the goblins in our society, they need to protect themselves from the goblins, either by avoiding such situations, or being able to defend themselves from the goblin(s).

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wee Willie Pitt. The eternal answer to the question nobody asked. I'll stick with 42 for the answer instead.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Dumbasses need to realize that the world is not all rainbows and butterflies and unicorn farts, and that goblins will always be goblins. It's amazing teh DUmbasses are opposed to capital punishment, they are also opposed to being taught how not to be murdered (or raped). "Just teach people not to be criminals." Christ on a crutch, such stupidity should be painful.
See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be, you twits!

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Ogrrre said...

"See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be, you twits!"

They are neither morally or intellectually capable of such an undertaking Ogrrre....Troglaman The Guttersnipe is Exhibit A of that fact.

6:06 PM  
Blogger Corona said...

Wow. That was one helluva spambot.

12:51 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

When I posted a picture of a woman saying that her school is teaching her how to avoid rape, instead of teaching everyone not to rape,

Typical liberal logic.
Instead of teaching people to fight, lets teach others to leave them alone.
Instead of selling alarm systems to busineses, lets teach people not to rob them.
Instead of selling guns to people, lets teach criminals not to mug people.
Instead of outlawing drugs, lets teach junkies not to use them.
Instead of in-store security cameras, lets teach people not to shoplift.
And to that little hipster holding the sign.... There are bad people in this world. If you don't want to be a victim, learn how to defend yourself instead of blaming the school for not telling the bad person he shouldn't be bad.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

It's amazing teh DUmbasses are opposed to capital punishment,

They are not against capitol punishment. Ever see a thread about animal cruelty? They are ready to burn the perp at the stake.
Even some threads about republicans, they want them hanged.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...


I would suggest a Ruger LPC, a compact little .380 that doesn't pack a big punch but is small and very reliable.
For those who would like more firepower I would suggest a S&W M60. A very light compact .357magnum that that fits in a handbag and is quick to fire. Will usually drop an assailant with one center-mass shot.
For those women that are uncomfortable around guns, maybe a good bear repellant pepper spray or stun gun is in order.
For those that are against weapons all together. Sorry. You are just going to have to lay there and take it. Make sure you call the police if the rapist lets you live and make sure you have someone to blame like the school for not teaching people not to rape you.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That spambot is relentless! I think in order to stop it we need something just as irritating, illogical, and impotent to cancel it out.

Kay, Troglaman, Rodri, I think this task was made for you.

11:11 PM  
Anonymous envisio said...

At least they make more sense than troglapussy.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please help sign and pass this around to get DU shut down for supporting Genocide of the male race. Lets make the White House have to address DU's hate of the male species.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

"I don't get it. Pitt is married. Why does he always sound like he needs to get laid?"

Because he's married.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous envisio said...


Using DUMMIE logic, we should not be taught how to avoid spam, they should teach spammers to stop spamming. Normal, rational, people know they will never stop so it is best to get a firewall or just ignore and delete. But, as we know, DUmmies occupy their own reality apart from the rest of society so common-sense ideas will never make it through their noggins.

Although some spam is good.

I mean the kind of spam that you fry up with and make a sammich out of. Not the kind of spam that advertizes pills that make your weiner grow.

mmmm, spam.... fried, cubed, mixed in pork&beans. Fried, sliced, put on a sammich with Dukes mayonaise and a big glass of butter milk. mmmm.... cubed, fried and used as a base for squirrel gumbo... mmmmm

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if feminism could have prevented this tragedy:

I guess if this guy had attended a lecture by one of the women's studies professors, he wouldn't have done this.

9:33 AM  

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