Monday, January 25, 2010

"Is it time to call for class warfare?"

Last week, when the DUmmies had their "Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week," besides the loss of "Teddy's seat" and the demise of "Air America," there was also the Supreme Court's decision that people have free political speech also when they act together, i.e., corporately. Of course, if there is one word that is worse than "Nazi" over in DUmmieland these days, it is the word "corporate." That is the source of all that is wrong in the world, the bane of our existence, those big EEEvil CORPORATISTS!!!

Yes, class warfare is one the reliable standbys of the liberals/socialists--has been from the days of the Wobblies and Eugene V. Debs. Here in this
THREAD, we have a DUmmie advocating just that: "Is it time to call for class warfare?"

So let us now march forward together, arm in arm, into a glorious tomorrow, in Bolshevik Red, while the humble commentary of your capitalist pig guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, planning to skip Hal the Teleprompter's State of the Useless address later this week, is in the [brackets]:

Is it time to call for class warfare?

[Class warfare is now in session!]

Real persons against artificial corporate persons?

[Clue: Corporations are real persons acting corporately. That's why they're called "corporations."]

yes! we'll declare war and.. uh... chant slogans! or something! that'll fix everything!

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

Can I get a "hey hey ho ho"?

[How about a "Hee! Hee!"?]

I'm in . . .

[. . . sane.]

If there is an organized effort, let me know.

[An "organized effort" against acting corporately. Am I the only one that sees the irony?]

Why get mad at inanimate entities?

[Gotta get mad at SOMEBODY for all my shortcomings and failures!]

Don't be mad at Walmart, be mad at the Walton family.

[Goodnight, John-Boy.]

Don't get mad at the corporations, for everyone of them you destroy the oligarchs will make ten more.

[I'm picturing Mickey Mouse as the sorcerer's apprentice, chopping up the broom, only to have it turn into ten more brooms.]

Thank you very much for your input. I'll give it all the consideration it deserves.

[Which is, none.]

Let me know when your class war against corporations becomes anything more than a fantasy.

[Don't hold your breath.]

Thousands of people around the world are busy organizing reforms with the goal of moving towards revolutionary conflict.

[Workers of the world, unite!]

Unfortunately, with so many lazy nihilists in the US, we'll probably be the last nation to change.

[Vee belief in nossing, Lebowski! NOSSING!!]

If its only a "fantasy" maybe that's because the lazy people waiting to jump on the bandwagon ridicule those trying to build the bandwagon.

[The lazy nihilists jumped onto the kook bandwagon.]

C'est la vie.

[Vie for Vendetta.]

The RATpubliCONs coined a catchy little phrase "Contract with America" and we working stiffs took the bait "Hook Line, and Sinker". . . . In 1992, the Wealthy Elite were so scared of our Working Class Angst, many of them "Refused" to ride to and fro the airport in Limousines. They were actually scared they would "be caught dead" in a limousine. . . .

[The DEmocRATs "Won't" help us. They're "In Bed" with the CorpoRATists. We "Working Class Angsters" need to "Fight Back" against the "Wealthy Elite Banksters" riding fro and to and hither and yon in their "Limos," before "it's too late" and we run out of "quote marks."]

Oh man... I've still got injuries from fighting with Christmas. Gotta ask for a deferment until they heal.

[Yule invoke the Santa Clause, will you?]

Fighting against DU, a corporation, will earn one a tombstone.

[I KNEW it! Skinner is a dirty rotten CORPORATIST! He accepts advertising and everything!! Is there no honor, is there no integrity, ANYWHERE???!!!]

How do you propose to go after the rich? Pitchforks and Torches?

[The Revolution begins TODAY!! Grab your forks and pitchtorches!! Tonight we march on Skin's Island and SHUT DOWN DU!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! Everybody, a rousing chorus of "The Internationale"!!]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The RATpubliCONs" -DUmmie

I don't think he mixed near enough tired invective into this word. I can still recognize it. Let's see if we can build upon it.


Yes, I think the DUmmie in question would be pleased with it. Charles, could you pass that one on to DUmmieland? If you want to let them take credit for it then that's OK with me.


(Hey! I think I'm getting the hang of this)

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Lemme try, lemme try!

Ummmm.... how 'bout DemFooLTardASSLimPtoCratZ!

No, no... wait... It's hard to be this imbecilic. Really.


Hey! This is fun!


Oh... I will SO be selling T-shirts by the end of the week!

I will bury those cute kitties at icanhascheesburger!


8:20 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Do these fools realize that Kweef Olberdouche works for MSNBC?

Which is a corporation?

OH NOES!!!!!!

10:07 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Just another desultory DUmmie thread, something to talk about between bong hits.

Still, "RATpubliCONS" shows one DUmmie, at least, is smoking some fine weed.

DEMONcrats, DemocrapliCAKAs. The possibilities are endless, especially after the lunchtime reefer kicks in.

Put them in quotes and it gets better:
"DemoANGSTocrats","RushNAZIlicrackers", "KAYinMaineLOONYtuners".

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooo, Anon 1:50. Now you've done it.
Troggy boy will definately be calling you naughty names for sure.


9:07 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

So if 'DOG' means 'Dirty Ol' Gangsta,' that means Dirty Ol' Angster becomes...DOA!


9:38 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

So typical lefties/socialist/communist/marxist/assholists. Ok, so lets see, we get rid of ALL those big bad corporations with all of their millions and millions of jobs, wages, goods, services etc.


Wait I know, we ALL take a GIANT step back into the middle ages.

Farm living is the life for me!

Unfortuantely 90% of these fools wouldn't know a pitchfork from a dinner fork.

Oh wait, can't to that either. Farms, farming, cattle = Global Warming!!! What to do what to do!!!!

Pathetic as always.

GROW UP morons.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not even the DUmmies were buying it.

-Mikey NTH

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easily I agree but I dream the post should acquire more info then it has.

5:20 AM  

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