Tuesday, January 05, 2010

The Shadow Government and the Zamboni Theory



How to explain the utter INCOMPETENCE of the Obama administration? Why, it's BUSH'S FAULT, of course! No, I don't mean just "having to clean up the mess of the past eight years." I mean that Bush is still running things! See, there's this secret GOP "Shadow Government" that is deliberately sabotaging the noble efforts of Obamassiah, to make him look bad. I bet you didn't know that. But it's TWOO, it's TWOO! I read it in DUmmieland!

The alternate explanation going around is the "Zamboni Theory." The Zamboni Theory is that Obama being allowed to win was just a temporary break to "resurface the ice," as it were, and was ordered by the Corporate Masters. Bush the Rethug, Obama the DINO, it doesn't matter--the Corporate Masters just change things up from time to time to give us the illusion that it somehow makes a difference.

The Shadow Government and the Zamboni Theory--read about it here in this
THREAD, "I knew it. The GOP has formed a shadow government and are planning a terrorist attack."

So let us don our tinfoil hats and enter the Strange World of the Paranoid Left, in Ritalin Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding you that these people are CRAAAA-ZY, is in the [brackets]:

I knew it. The GOP has formed a shadow government and are planning a terrorist attack

[Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of the Shadow Government? The DUmmie knows!]

Olbermann is saying . . .

[Well, if Keith "KOokie" Olbermann is saying it on his "Meltdown" show, then it must be true!]

the white house is investigating if intelligence wasn't shared on purpose. I suspect it was.

[Huh? Do you mean it WAS wasn't shared on purpose??]

it's also why they're holding up so many appointments of Obama. They don't want his people in charge of certain agencies.

[Can you please tell me how the GOP can hold up ANYTHING when they don't have the numbers? Oh, wait! That's right! The Shadow Government.]

They will do "ANYTHING" to regain power!

[They will even LOSE power in order to regain it! Devious, but brilliant!]

if that is true, why didnt they "do anything" to retain power?

[Well, uh, well, Diebold, and, uh, no, uh. . . . Hmmm. . . . Well, you see, they lost power as a RUSE! Yeah, that's it! A ruse! It gives the APPEARANCE of losing power, when, uh, mmm. . . . THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT!! The Shadow . . . Government. . . .]

I was surprised how easily they gave up their precious power.

[It's a TRICK! Nasty, tricksy Repubseses! We hates them! . . . My precioussss. . . .]

I think that they never had power, but were puppets of the corporate masters. And the corporate master saw that the public wanted change so they gave them change, but didnt give up power.

[Of course! It was the Corporate Masters just doing a little sleight of hand! Explains everything.]

from the corporate point of view, letting the Democrats win a couple has several advantages. It raps the GOP on the knuckles to bring them to heel. It diverts public anger from Republican flaws and failures to Democratic flaws and failures. And having Democrats in power for a time can also wring some of the waste and corruption out of the system and give the corporations a fresh playing field. (This should probably be called the Zamboni theory of presidential elections.)

[The Zamboni Theory! That's it! The DINOs are just driving the Zamboni around a while to resurface the ice! Thank you, DUmmie starroute, for coming up with this term and for explaining it so well! You and Pitt are the experts in hockey theorems to explain American political life.]

So they could say, "We told you so..." "See? We told you the Democrat Party is weak on terrorism! This attack proves it. Only we can keep you safe!" And, if there was an attack that caused large losses of life, the bed-wetting majority would fall in behind them lockstep, just like they did after 9-11.

[The Undibomber? GOPMIHOP!]

When will the rest of America wake up???

[Why are there so few of us who SEE this?? WAKE UP, PEOPLE!!!]

This situation may have the potential to allow Obama to play very rough hardball politics. . . .

[That would send a tingle up Chris Matthews' leg!]

He can either play hardball and beat them at their own game---or he can allow them to treat our democracy like their little Fascist playground and he can watch them rip his Presidency to shreds.

[The "F" word! "Fascist"! Drink up! But wait . . . how can the GOP be fascist when they don't even. . . . Oh, that's right! The Shadow. . . .]

These people aren't Obama's friends. I hope he's aware of that. They may have wined and dined him in the beginning. . . .

[The old Arugula Pizza Ploy.]

The niceties stop there with these reptilian freaks.

[I'm picturing the Republicans in Congress caucusing at night and pulling off their human heads to reveal their lizard-like true features.]

I'm putting 2 & 2 together. Jeb Bush was talking about a Shadow Gov after Obama was elected. There are Bush holdovers that want to see Obama destroyed.

[2 + 2 = 5]

Richard Wolffe is on Rachel Maddow.

[I don't think Rachel swings that way.]

Damn straight!

[No, she isn't!]

Is the lack of shared intelligence...

[. . . a distinctive feature of DUmmieland? Yes, it is!]

I'm no conspiracy theorist, but I wouldn't doubt that there are elements within the national security establishment that don't like the current course and would do anything to bring back the Bush years. There are some nutty people in that crowd.

[For that comment, we award you the Irony Cross.]

I...uh...wait, what? The GOP is barely smart enough to put their pants on the right way in the morning--do you honestly in any way, shape or form believe they've created some sort of "shadow government"?

[Well, see, they ALTERNATE between being complete knuckle-dragging morans and being brilliant strategists. It's funny what those rethuglicans can do. . . .]

The Cheney cabal is a real possibility. They could have left a number of ticking time bombs in the military like the Hood guy. You have guys like Scheuer saying Osama should drop a bomb to wake up the American people. Politically Obama/Hillary was a sure thing but in four years the Rethugs could come back if they engineered another Reichstag fire.

[OK, let me say this: You people are NUTS! Officially NUTS!]

Just plain sad.

[Just insane mad.]

15 Comments:

Anonymous Gregory of Prescott said...

Is the Shadow Government paranoid of Half-Black Helocopters?

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Lonevoice said...

What color is the sky on their world, I wonder.

Kinda sad, if you think about it...

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Another DUmmie circle jerk, but more idiotic than usual.

Sad, deluded people living in a twilight world of conspiracies.

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Wow. Just wow.

10:32 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

If your adversaries(Republicans)are idiots, yet they continue to out maneuver you(Democrats), just how smart are you?

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Ritalin™ Red? Back in my day, those tablets were white to pale beige. (And bitter as fuck, too.)

12:59 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Crazy DUmmies. By the way, "KR" says to be sure not to open the sealed orders before the date printed on them. Just a reminder.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, over twelve hours and troggy boy hasn't regaled us with his "all knowing" liberal (socialist) wisdom.
I'm amazed.....the lad usually has a very ignorant (baseless) point to make.
You can do it, troggy, jump right in.
Hopeychangitude is right up your alley.

Skul

11:12 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

I run into this type of 'stuff' every day and it never ceases to amaze me. Ignorance runs rampant across the fruited plain.

One of the things that hampered Bush during his 8 years in office was the fact that BOTH the intelligence 'community' and the State Dept were and still ARE FULL of long-time/lifers, a great many of whom were put into place by Clinton and prior administrations. These folks were NOT friends of Bush nor where they open to his way of combating islam. In fact, MANY where opposed wholeheartedly to anything he or Cheney proposed and worked very hard to undermine the WOT by leaking information to entities like the NYTimes on a regular basis.

Of course ALL of that is conveniently forgotten by those on the left, which IS one of the many hallmarks of the 'progressive' mindset. History lasts about 48 hours with these folks OR even better, is a totally malliable commodity which can be shaped and bent to their will.

Watch! Troggie will come on here and do two things:

1) Change the subject and focus his 'wrath' at US and PJ in order to avoid discussing the actual issue at hand

2) Forget ALL history or better yet, make things UP on the fly with help from places like MediaMatters etc.

Anybody wanna place a bet?? :) -tm

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Sorry Tazzerman, but that's a sucker bet.

Troglaman - The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - is intellectually incapable of making a coherent argument and lacks the moral depth to even say Merry Christmas on this site without unleashing a tirade of vile curse words that would a drunken sailor blanche.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Can the DUmmies actually believe the crap they write? (Sadly, yes.)

Are they they that stupid? (Yep.)

How can we satirize the DUmmies when they've become self-satirizing? (Anything we say is inadequate.)

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are these people really this stupid? You know what is scary . . . these people think that those in the WH and Congress are smart. They don't even know what "smart" is if these remarks are any evidence.

1:35 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"(trog) is intellectually incapable of making a coherent argument and lacks the moral depth to even say Merry Christmas on this site without unleashing a tirade of vile curse words that would a drunken sailor blanche." jerome

Want me to lighten up, jerome? Fine.

I think an underground mammal, like a mole, mated with your mother without your father's knowledge and...here you are.

How's that? Did I, troglaman, clean it up enough for you?

Let's have an exchange during Easter. I think you'll still feel like a pterodactyl mysteriously penetrated your holy orifice with a freshly caught bunny...still alive...and you'll like it.

I, troglaman, look forward to such a clean and yet exciting exchange.

3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lil' Troggy. All sound and fury, yet signfying nothing. Again.

He's like a school of Argument Fish being chased by the Truth Shark. Nothing but dodging and weaving.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

*Sigh*

Here's the thing, anon. I was RESPONDING to a completely nonsensical comment. From jerome. He wanted me to clean it up. It's telling you couldn't quite get that, dumbass.

3:27 AM  

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