Friday, October 09, 2009

BREAKING: Obama wins the DUmmie Pissed Prize!

Barack Obama may have won the Nobel Peace Prize today, but over in DUmmieland he has also succeeded in winning the DUmmie Pissed Prize! That's right, lots of DUmmies are PISSED that the Nobel would go to that imperialist warmonger, Barack McSame. So that means the loyal Obamabots are busy trying to put down the naysayers and put on a happy face. It all makes for anything BUT peace in DUmmieland, as we see in this THREAD, "Breaking News: Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize."

So let us now watch the DUmmies get a piece of Barack, in Red-Cape-in-Front-of-a-Bull Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping PJ and I win the Nobel Ping Prize, is in the [Barackets]:

Breaking News: Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

[Breaking Promises: Obama wins DUmmie Pissed Prize]

The Nobel Committee said he was awarded it for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples"

[. . . without actually doing anything.]

"His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population."

[Translation: He's just as weak and wussy as us Euroweenies.]

Congratulations to him!

[Peace be upon him.]

The whole week the majority of DU has been upset over Obama's Afghan policies. And, now, he gets a award, he is a peacemaker. No. He is not.

[Piss be upon him.]

No progressives on DU have complained about the award. You're stirring dookie for no reason here. We're ALL happy he won the Prize.


No, we're not.

[I'd like to have an argument, please.]

I did hear that they were considering him even before the election. . . .

[Before the foundation of the world.]

The war atrocities in Afghanistan is not peace making. Extending unethical and immoral Bush war policies....Keeping contracts with Blackwater....This is not Nobel Peace Prize worthy. It simply isn't. Flame away.

[This means WAR!]

Most of the progressives here are able to articulate a thought in more words than what you find on a fortune in a fortune cookie. You seem to trade in, at best, five word snippets.

[You will find opposition today.]

only when he ends the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq will I think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Only when he ends the wars in DUmmiestan.]

I'm actually very pissed and working my way to saying some pretty harsh things about him.

[Oh, go for it!]

Onward and forward!

[Cussword and swearword!]


[Right on cue!]

We progressives are rec'ing this in spades. . . .


But if you don't cheerlead everything he's done, you are worse than Hitler. That seems to be the position of the Twirly Eyed True Believers.


what the is the point? I think it reduces the value of the prize, and he hasn't actually achieved anything as yet. . . . this is a stupid move on the part of the committee.

[DUmmie AusDem, you have just won the DUFU Kewpie Doll for Brief Moments of Mental Clarity!]

You see unrec'ing a thread as a vote on the real life event described in the thread?. . . I sure don't think clicking a button on a DU thread is a vote on whether Obama should get the Nobel Peace Prize or not.

[Click to Enrage.]

What is it about the Committee's reasons did you not understand.

[OK, let's start with . . . How could he be nominated after just The First Eleven Days?]

Give Obama the Piece Prize. . . . No damn amurikan president deserves a peace prize. . . . For the primary job of any amurikan president is to offensively, aggressively, and immorally defend and expand the amurikan empire to further the enrichment of the insatiable amurikan ruling class. . . . Obama is still waging foreign war. . . . On the domestic war front he wages his softer, rhetoric masked, reagan class war on the despised working class on behalf of the bankster class.

[Get a piece of Barack . . . Barack McSame.]

This is premature. he's just getting started and this is going to put wood on the GOP fire. It just doesn't look good. I LOVE Obama and WANT him soooo badly to be successfu.

[Barack "Woody" Obama: Putting the "fu" in "successfu."]

Some people here think Obama doesn't deserve praise for anything.

[Mmm, mmm, mm, Barack McSame Obama. . . .]

And some people here sound more like 12 year old fans of a celebrity. . . .

There's no sleeping under the troll bridge because they work out of a sweat chop on the other side of the world for a dollar a day.


Congrads, but for what? Forgive me, but I've been away from the news for a few days...What did the President win for?

[Getting the Olympics for Rio.]

I guess war is officially peace now.

[WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.]'re not supposed to mention that stuff today. Lets brush that under the rug 'kay?


WHAT FOR? Not being George W. Bush? Being a Democrat in the Presidency? Sorry, that shouldn't be enough to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

[And sorry to you! Only one DUFU Kewpie Doll per thread.]

Keeping both these wars going should disqualify President Obama from the PEACE Prize, until he withdraws. They are Obama's wars now.


When I read the news I just wondered if I had somehow gotten up in an alternate universe. . . .

[You have just crossed over into . . . The Reality-Based Community®.]

You don't get so much as a high-school diploma for trying and showing promise, do you?

[Barry tries hard and gets an "E" for "Emerging."]

So, in other words, they gotten taken in by the Hope and Change meme.

[Memes from Mein Führer.]

Oh, gotta go, we're about to attack the Moon!

[Alert the Moonbats!]

He'll have a Nobel prize case. Nobels lined up on shelves! Maybe now even a prize for moon shooting! We're shooting the moon! Take that, world!

[Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!]

Not to be disrespectful, but I don't understand what he's done to merit the Nobel Peace Prize.

["But when you look at my record it's very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing. Nada. Almost one year and nothing to show for it."]

Come join me in my 23 Gun Salute/Happy Dance!

[Happiness Is a Warm 23 Gun Salute.]

I never go to Free Republic or watch Faux, but I am almost tempted today.

[Come over and read the DUmmie FUnnies! We know you do anyway!]

For defending the world against the Moon, of course

[Barack Obama: Keeping the world safe from the moon.]

DU continues to surprise me, and not in a good way.

[DUmmieland wins the Nobel Sur Prize.]

You might find that the Norwegians are in a position to give out prestigious prizes because they did not make enemies for themselves all over the world.

[They banned the exporting of lutefisk.]

"Kenyan Socialist fascist Nazi Hitler awarded Nobel Peace Prize." That's the headline I'm imagining over on, I mean

[Oh, we had ALL KINDS of "Obama wins" headlines today! They were FUn!]

Can't the naysayers give it a rest for a MINUTE?


OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU Obama sama! . . . Subarashi desuyo!

[Klaatu barada nikto!]

As a Norwegian doing a bachelors degree on North America i have to say i am incredibly surprised.

[A Norwegian bachelor farmer checks in.]

I guess the world doesn't reject Obama after all.

[BO's acceptance speech: "You like me, you really like me!"]

I can hear the talking heads and wingnuts saying, "why don't you just become president of Norwegia (sic) if they love you so much".

[FUn Fact: Barack Ole Obama was actually born near a fjord just outside Oslo!]

little boots was an easy act to follow in this regard

[From Caligula to Arugula.]

Giving the Nobel Peace prize to any sitting US official makes a mockery of the award. . . .

[Stand up, Barack! Let 'em see you! . . . Oh, God love ya! What am I talking about?]

Who were the other nominees?

[Ahmadinejad, Li'l Kim, and David Letterman. It was a close race.]

The Nobel committee has jumped the shark.

[And landed in the lutefisk.]





I just visited FR for the first time in months; it's pretty entertaining at the moment.

[And this DUFU only adds to the FUn!]

to the many trolls and Obama haters pissing on this thread, a hearty F*CK YOU.

[Spoken in that Barackian spirit of diplomacy.]

Attacking someone receiving an award...hmmm, very Kanye of everyone doing it. . . . those that want to jump up onstage and try to interrupt his honor are doing as much as Kanye West did and looking just as badly.

[Barack is being Swiftboated!]

Terrible choice! He just bombed the moon!

[Moonbats and minorities hardest hit!]

Everyone is asking, "what did he do?" I asked that too. What was it he did? Even Al Gore thought it was wierd. It is like shaking hands saying congrats but not knowing why. Hey Michael T. just goes to show you, you can buy anything. Hee hee hee hee. I can see if Mom Teresa, Einstein, Mandela wins. Back to rising thru the ranks like BHO has. Wait you will see him rise in the United Nations too. Then for a springboard into Atlantic, swim across, trot to Brussels, and become World Leader. Obama babe has dreams, and USA is just a steppingstone boys and girls. We's small potatoes. Pretty speeches and community org. does not make a hero. Esp. if his speeches have hidden meaning you have to listen closely-a big thank you to his speech writers who like to play with words. Wake up America!

[Hee hee hee hee.]


[May the Force be with you. Hee! Hee!]

one world gummint! black heliflopters! barcode of the beast!!

[Barcode Obama!!]

we are now officially Bizarro World.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU Obama sama! . . . Subarashi desuyo!

[Klaatu barada nikto!]

Meanwhile, sane people are looking at the whole situation and giving both the Nobel committee and their unwitting recipient another cryptic-sounding phrase...



12:18 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Did Obama have any control over his award?

2:18 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Does he have control over anything?

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After hearing he had won the award, Obama said he didn't feel like he deserved to be in the company of others who'd won it. He always could have declined the award, especially on account that the deadline for nominations was 1 Feb. If the Nobel committee was being honest and fair, they had eleven days of his presidency on which to judge him, plus his two-year campaign for President, plus the first two years of his term as Illinois' junior senator. In the time since he gained anything approaching national-- let alone global-- notoriety, has he done anything significant to advance the cause of peace in the world? Had this not been about ego, Obama would have turned down the award. Had he done that, those of us who are not his acolytes would have given him credit for it.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Tom Degan said...

The moon - that nocturnal inspiration to poets and lovers for centuries - was viciously attacked yesterday morning at 7:31 EST by Muslim terrorist Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his co-conspirators within THE GOVERNMENT.

A clear message has been sent by this radical jihadist to good and decent people everywhere. There is no room for misinterpretation: if they can target the moon - THE MOON! - in such a ghastly and unprovoked matter, it proves - conclusively - that Main Street is not safe. All of us are vulnerable to their insidious wickedness and villainy. Our children must be protected from the radical, hideous agenda of this man and his vile administration. Mark my words, my fellow Americans - today the moon, tomorrow Anytown, USA. OH, THE HUMANITY!

Where will it all end? What sinister plans does he have in store for Christendom? Don't say you weren't warned, America! Don't you dare say you weren't given ample notice of this Kenyan-born extremist's evil intentions for us. I can see it now: Death Panels! Communist Medicine! An abortion clinic in every public school! Generations of innocent American schoolchildren forced to memorize entire paragraphs of the autobiography of Malcolm X! I have seen the future, my friends. It is bleak. Very very bleak.

But seriously folks....

Tom Degan
Goshen, NY

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Land O-Goshen Tom! What ever happened to your "my fellow conservatives" ruse? Don't you want to try to convince us you're a conservative anymore?

Go plug your blog to people who care.

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Krazy Kat said...

Tom Degan: when self-love goes over the cliff.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...


Did Obama have any control over his award?

Only to the extent that Obama could have refused to accept it. But that was never in doubt, despite his (accurate) claim to be unworthy of the prize.

I suspect that Obama won the prize for not being George Bush. Just as Jimmy Carter won it in 2002 as a rebuke to Bush's policies.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Did Obama have any control over his award?

Well, there are two possibilities:

1) George Soros wrote a big check.
2) ACORN counted the votes.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous mudman said...

No, Obama didn't have any control over it. This isn't a critique of Obama, this is just an expose of how ridiculous the Nobel Prize committee has become.

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Proof that the Nobel Prize isn't totally useless.


9:49 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Only to the extent that Obama could have refused to accept it. But that was never in doubt, despite his (accurate) claim to be unworthy of the prize." elrond

Why was it "never in doubt"? Jesus elrond, you make sense without making sense. Are you saying the fix was in?

Or are you saying Obama got it and then claimed he didn't deserve it? It's one or the other.

But he didn't refuse it. Given the circumstances, would you? It's an honest question.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given the circumstances, yes, I would have refused. It's called integrity, which Ear Leader seems to lack. Given the circumstances, would I have liked the $1M+? Hell, yes! But, I didn't earn it (i.e. done nothing to meet the criteria Alfred Nobel set for the Peace Prize), so would have turned it down ... with a harsh rebuke to the committee so that future rewards might possibly be deserved by the recipient for reasons other than making the U.S. as weal as Europistan.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

$1.4 Mil is pretty hard to turn down, but I think a good look at who was nominated and lost out to me (If I were in his shoes) under these circumstances would indeed shame me into declining it.

Seriously, Trog, look at the other nominees and deny you feel the same. If you'd still take it after that, you have soul trouble, even by my vague agnostic standards.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...


Given the same circumstances, I would have refused the Nobel Prize (of course the chances of me getting the nomination are nil). Of all the nominees, Obama's claim to the prize was weakest.

My opinion is the the Nobel committee gave the nod to Obama as 1)another slap at Bush or 2)a premeptive attempt to keep Obama from escalating the war in Afghanistan (how can the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize send in an anddiitonal 40,000 troops?).

Too, if Obama had declined the prize, his conservative critics would have been rendered speechless.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"That's right, lots of DUmmies are PISSED that the Nobel would go to that imperialist warmonger, Barack McSame." PJinc

Yes they are. Aren't you? This is the crux of the matter. Do you agree with these DUmmies? I, troglaman, think you do.

There are certain truths that continue to make themselves obvious. One is the fact that we're persecuting two wars. The other is the buying of our politicians. And this is as clear as a summer's day...except to you dimwits.

I honestly think Obama got the Nobel dropped in his lap and he's handling it the way he thinks he should. Like it makes any fucking difference anyway, except to you douche bags.

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

troglaman said...
"Yes they are. Aren't you? This is the crux of the matter. Do you agree with these DUmmies? I, troglaman, think you do."

Haven't you been paying attention? I know, ask a silly question... Braak getting the Dynamite Money is not a source of consternation with us. It's a source of humor.

By the way, congratulations to President Obama. I hear he just won the World Cup.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Do you agree with these DUmmies?
I,troglaman, think you do.

I, Elrond Hubbard, do not agree with "these DUmmies". Still, I consider awarding Obama the Peace Prize farcical.

BTW, we're prosecuting two wars, not persecuting two wars.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"BTW, we're prosecuting two wars, not persecuting two wars." elrond

I meant what I said, nimrod.

per·se·cute (pûrs-kyt)
tr.v. per·se·cut·ed, per·se·cut·ing, per·se·cutes
1. To oppress or harass with ill-treatment, especially because of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or beliefs.
2. To annoy persistently; bother.

Care to expand the discussion?

You won't.

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...

Dolt, as usual, you don't know what you mean.

From the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

Prosecute, transitive verb

1. to follow to the end: persue until finished (prosecute a war)**

2. to engage in

**That's the example provided by the dictionary, not me. Can you gainsay Merriam-Webster?


12:59 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Dolt, as usual, you don't know what you mean." elron

Goddamn it, elrond. I'm not confused. I understand the difference between "persecute" and "prosecute". I MEANT persecute. Now, sadly, the notion I actually meant what I said may be foreign to you. Not my, troglaman's, problem. Work it out.

1:50 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

I MEANT persecute.

You might have meant to say "persecute" but it's wrong, contextually it makes no sense. You can prosecute a war (wage a war to a conclusion) but you can't persecute a war (oppress a war or discriminate against it). Re-read your difinition above:

1. To oppress or harass with ill treatment, especially because of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation or beliefs.

Persecution can occur within the context of a war (e.g. the Holocaust) but a war itself cannot be persecuted, only prosecuted.

Reflect on your errors.

1:10 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Persecution can occur within the context of a war (e.g. the Holocaust) but a war itself cannot be persecuted, only prosecuted." elrond

By God, I think you may be right. I, troglaman, learned something. Thanks elrond, you beer-swilling bastard.

How about this: What if the higher goal is persecution? Can one strategically decide on persecution through prosecution? In other words, is it possible that I can persecute the masses by prosecuting war? Didn't Hitler do exactly that?

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Yes, you're correct. One of Hitler's goals in prosecuting the war was the persecution and subjugation of the Jews and Slavs.

Think of the Einsatzgruppen that operated immediately behind the eastern front.

12:59 PM  

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