Tuesday, December 19, 2006

DUmmies Still Praying For Fitzmas

MERRY FITZMAS!!! That's right. Fitzmas may be just around the corner. At least that's what many DUmmies believe. Despite having been burned many times waiting for the arrival of Fitzmas, many DUmmies still believe Fitzmas could be coming soon as you can see in this THREAD titled, "PREDICTION: Cheney Will Perjure himself during testimony." How about this for a more accurate title, "PREDICTION: DUmmies Will Continue To Await The Arrival Of The Great Pumpkin." So let us now watch the DUmmies once again await the arrival of their long delayed Fitzmas in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if that was the Great Pumpkin or the Tooth Fairy that he just spotted, is in the [brackets]:

PREDICTION: Cheney Will Perjure himself during testimony

[PREDICTION: The Great Pumpkin Arrives At Midnight.]

And Fitzgerald is ready for it. Rove and Scooter have cut deals to take down Cheney. When he does, he'll be forced to resign and then he'll be indicted.

[The impeachment wish scenario. Cheney won't even have to be impeached since he will split first.]

Hmm ... interesting possibility. And investigations would hopefully get RatBastard to crack ...

[And if that doesn't work, they can waterboard him.]

If his lips move, he's lying. That's a proven fact.

[An accurate appraisal of Bill Clinton.]

YES! Oh please please please let this be true!

[Oh please please please give us our long delayed Fitzmas.]

Rove and Cheney have cut deals with Fitzgerald? Gut? Clues?


Rove was going to be indicted. Truthout was not the only one who thought this. Why wasn't he? Because he cut a deal. Scooter, if he has half a brain, would not rely on Cheney's testimony for his defense. But it is the DEFENSE that is calling Cheney, not the Prosecution. The only way they would do this is to set Cheney up for a fall. All Clues and Guts, no facts, just supposition.

[Just fantasy.]

oh jeez. not more "fitzmas" nonsense . . .

[Killjoy! Fitzmas fantasies are FUn to watch!]

It's a perfect setup for the defense to call him and not the prosecution. If the prosecution was calling him, Cheney would be defensive. Cheney won't be prepared for a betrayal from the defense.

[And you won't be prepared for another ruined Fitzmas.]

Those that gave up on Fitz will see for themselves that, this guy is no push over, and the dirt we all knew was there....is there.Cheney will be gone by the end of January! Why do you think McCain has been sucking ass so hard here lately ? He really believes the Senate will confirm him...and they just may.

[And won't Kerry be inaugurated as president on Jan. 20?]

Cheney would resign, then Bush would resign or be impeached.

[All by the end of January.]

What's the old saying? Don't count your chickens before their hatched?

[aka Freudenschade.]

Dick Cheney will "have a fatal heart attack" and hang out with Ken Lay in the South Pacific before he lets himself get indicted.

[They will be joining Judge Crater in the South Pacific.]

We're gionna wash that man right out of our hair.

[I think that is one South Pacific song not yet parodied by a certain St. Louis songmeister.]

Seriously, to see Cheney publicly exposed under oath would be orgasmic.

[Is that you, ben burch?]

And if he doesn't perjure himself on the Plame affair he will do so in the Nigerian bribery scandal.Or on the Hal/KBR Iraq fiasco.or on a multitude of issues. One way or another he IS GOING DOWN baby!!

[Speaking of the Nigerian bribery scandal, you are just ten dollars away from receiving a half million dollars from my uncle, Charles B. Obobwanago, who had to flee Nigeria because of that scandal. Please send us your bank account information so we may deposit that amount in your account.]

The chances of him actually committing perjury are very slight indeed, and the chances of him being convicted of it are negligable.

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail.]

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