Thursday, October 04, 2012

Pitt Admits That Romney Won


Yes, even the DUmmies are conceding that Mitt Romney won the debate last night with Barry in Denver. And one DUmmie we haven't heard from in awhile, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, is sadly conceding this uncomfortable fact in this THREAD, "I am not a troll." Correct, Will, and you are also not a bouncer. Or a professional writer. Or anything really except a couch potato who urged his fellow DUmmies to attend OWS protests while lying in his comfy sofa watching sports on the tube. So let us now watch Willie Boy conceded debate defeat in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that Pitt will be celebrating his birthday this year en route to a Walmart Detention Center, is in the [barackets]:

I am not a troll. 

[But you're still a DUmmie, Will.]

Been here eleven years. 

[Many years of happy bloviations.]

I am very disappointed in tonight's debate. Far, far too many opportunities simply wasted. 

[In the practice debate, John F. Kerry quickly admitted defeat and gave up at the beginning so the Bamster could hit the links.]

Counting on the press and the Obama campaign ads to catch all of Romney's lies tonight is a poor strategy. Believing debates really don't make a difference is whistling past the graveyard. 

[Obama figured the press would carry his water...and he was right.]

The media has been slavering for an opportunity to run "Romney's back, it's close!" across the sky. Tonight, they got it. Romney looked like he wanted it more, and when lies don't get called out, they tend to stand. 

[Speaking of lies... How did that indictment of Karl Rove on May 12, 2006 work out?]

I am not a troll. 

[Also not a journalist, a professional writer, a bouncer, a...]

This was not a good night. 

[At least Obama got his beauty sleep on the debate stage.]

P.S. "The moderator sucked" is no excuse. Lehrer was a train wreck, but Obama had a dozen opportunities to draw blood - big fat hanging meatballs over the plate - and he failed to swing at pretty much all of them. 

[Meathead Will is done so it is on to his fellow DUmmies...]

I have a heavy heart right now. 

[An L-pill will cure that on Nov. 6.]

President Obama let Leher push him around for time. President Obama rambled and didn't attack Romney's lies. 

[That's what happens when you go into a debate with golf on your mind.]

Can't let them get away with their lies. The one that struck me the most was the oil subsidy lie. Renewables pay themselves back, etc. 

[Yeah, we all know just how well Solyndra paid back.]

The president was awful. He had no PASSION tonight. 

[Hmmm... His anniversary and no passion on that night.]

This was Twilight Zone episode.

[And Barry was definitely Zoned out.]

You're exactly right! It was like Barack had been sucked out of his body. So bizzare. what was that?!?! 

[It was ...The Attack of the Body Suckers!!!]

I am not troll.. and Obama sucked! 

[So maybe it was he who sucked himself out of his own body.

Biden will be the attack dog. Republicans are expecting Ryan will walk all over him since he is supposed to be "gaffe-prone", but they have thrown a young guy out of his depth up against a master. 

[Yes, Master Biden will explain how the middle class has been buried for the past four years.]

He didn't come off Presidential. He came off tired, disinterested, annoyed, lackluster. If I wore a tin foil hat, I'd swear that was an impostor. 

[It was just a robot that looked like Obama that was sent into the debate by Skynet.]

So no "Martha Coakly will win, bank on it!" post from you tonight? 

[Do I detect a slight note of sarcasm from this LOUSY FREEPER TROLL?]

Obama deliberately let Mitt paint himself into 27 different corners. And after the pundits settle down, and WillPitt calms down, and DU calms down, Obama is going to carefully craft what happened tonight into something that wins the election. 

[Ah yes! It was all carefully planned by Inspector Barack Clouseau.]

He will have a difficult time recovering from this. Rmoney's campaign will be energized by last night. Obama's will be discouraged. 

[Correct. The first debate is the most IMPORTANT debate. ]

I hope you're right. Most people won't watch the next 2 debates 

[Correct. Nixon actually did quite will in the last three debates in 1960 but it was the FIRST debate where he showed up sans makeup with a heavy beard shadow that impressed the public the most.]

I think it was absolutely deliberately played down by Obama. I'm certain of it. Rope a dope. 

[More like dope a dope.]

Methodical, let Romney weave the tangled web. Now he's got to own it all. Absolutely deliberate, Obama never f*cks up a match like this, it was designed to go this way. 

[It was all carefully designed to lose by Inspector Barack Clouseau.]

Weird and depressing. Obama needs to smash this guy. He didn't do it tonight. 

[Depressed? Try swallowing a bottle of Prozac.]
I'm no troll, and quite frankly, scared to death about how this debate may tip things in MY state, where every single f*cking vote is going to count (Iowa). 

[You will definitely need an L-pill on your coffee table on the night of Nov. 6 when the winner is announced.]

I don't honestly think Obama looked bad. 

[He didn't look bad but he definitely looked terrible.]

I can't afford a Romney Presidency, and I don't know anyone who can.

[Good news! FREE admission to the Walmart Detention Centers.]

Obama better regroup or it's going to be over. 

[DUmmie lemmings now need to make reservations along the edge of the cliff.]

I absolutely hated this debate. 

[You have two more hateful experiences to go.]

This 'debate' was a disaster. The President better kick this clown in the nuts next time. 

[The Shmuck Strategy.]

I'm sad and teary eyed. I'm so disappointed. I don't know where he was but it wasn't at the debate. He needs to call out the lies and not be pushed around--He's going to lose his nice lead now. 

[He will also be losing Air Force One in a few months.]

President Obama was not sharp at all. I dropped into a blog, the righties were slobbering with insults about not having a teleprompter. 

[The DUmmie FUnnies?]

Romney was the energizer bunny on CRACK! Meanwhile Obama was on NyQuil! 

[And Biden will be on Thunderbird.]

And Karl Rove is going to be arrested again, I guess. 

[Ouch! You just hurt Wee Willie's feelings.]

Obama acted like he was at a function that bored him. 

[A function called the Presidency.]

I had to watch the debate with no sound. Obama looked like a f*cking flatline. I am so pissed off at him right now it's ridiculous. 

[Blind love for the Lightworker is so fleeting.]

I know it was not the knockdown, haymaker punch type of fight you'd prefer to watch, but believe me, President Obama knows the way of the empty fist. 

[Learn the way of the empty fist Kung Fu, Grasshopper.]

Asshole. Now we have to work our asses off to drag him across a finish line. This could have been a done deal tonight. F*cking ridiculous. 

[DUmmies of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your pizza cartons.]

I'm pretty sure I'm still frustrated, and don't get the waiting for another debate, because, you know, this was like, the debate on domestic issues and the economy. F*ck. 

[Bad hair day?]

I got home about 9 pm central and those debates were on almost every channel - ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS. It was like I had to click and click and click until I finally got to reruns of "Leverage". I knew I did not want to watch the debates. 

[Reality avoidance might be the best tonic to avoid severe depression.]

O appeared to not even be in his body -- he was saying words but there felt like there was nothing behind them -- no passion, no salesmanship. He's not HUNGRY and it shows. 

[So for Obama the debate was an out of body experience?]

9 Comments:

Anonymous Corona said...

I give Romney an A on last nights' debate. I would've given him an A+ if at the end of the debate Obama rapidly decomposed like that bad guy in the 3rd Raiders movie.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Obama didn't do well in the debate, in fact, he sucked. Even MSNBC admitted it, Tingles Matthews ranted like Hitler in the Fuhrer Bunker

But it's only one debate and there are two more to go. He can still recover.

1:45 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

President Obama let Leher push him around for time. President Obama rambled and didn't attack Romney's lies.


Oh puh-phuckin-LEEZE......

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Elrond Hubbard said...

Obama didn't do well in the debate, in fact, he sucked. Even MSNBC admitted it, Tingles Matthews ranted like Hitler in the Fuhrer Bunker

But it's only one debate and there are two more to go. He can still recover.


I don't think The Obamassiah can recover. He can't change who or what he is, and that's going to prove fatal in these debates.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

As is typical, not a single word of substance from the DUdenizens. Not one peep regarding either candidates policy proposals, not even a hint that maybe, just maybe, it's BHO's track record over the past 3 1/2 years that MAY be the problem if you will.. It never fails :D

6:30 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

I think it was absolutely deliberately played down by Obama. I'm certain of it. Rope a dope.

Yeah.... and the Dallas Cowboys deliberately lost their game last weekend. Its part of their master plan.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Obama deliberately let Mitt paint himself into 27 different corners. And after the pundits settle down, and WillPitt calms down, and DU calms down, Obama is going to carefully craft what happened tonight into something that wins the election.

I think it was absolutely deliberately played down by Obama. I'm certain of it. Rope a dope.

Absolutely deliberate, Obama never f*cks up a match like this, it was designed to go this way.

I don't honestly think Obama looked bad.


Apparently, the violin players from the deck of the Titanic are DUmmies. Who woulda knew?


8:55 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Obama deliberately let Mitt paint himself into 27 different corners. And after the pundits settle down, and WillPitt calms down, and DU calms down, Obama is going to carefully craft what happened tonight into something that wins the election.

I think it was absolutely deliberately played down by Obama. I'm certain of it. Rope a dope.

Absolutely deliberate, Obama never f*cks up a match like this, it was designed to go this way.

I don't honestly think Obama looked bad.


Apparently, the violin players from the deck of the Titanic are DUmmies. Who woulda knew?


8:55 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Don't forget that, at least for these people, Obama is The One whose very nomination started sea levels recedeing, the planet healing. He is the Light Worker who plays multi-dimensional chess. OF COURSE their god can do no wrong, can not peform poorly. Their Party might deny God three times at their convention, but these DUmbasses cannot deny their god. To do so, they would have to acknowledge that Il Douche is only a mortal, and their own personal judgement was faulty.

10:23 AM  

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