Monday, June 25, 2012

5 Signs That You're a Moonbat





I won't be paying to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The premise is too absurd since (other than Liza Minelli's ex) Vampires don't exist. However, I would definitely watch Abraham Lincoln: Moonbat Hunter since there is a plethora of Moonbats out there. Many of the Moonbats are hidden until they break out of their protective covering as happened to James Fallows of Atlantic Magazine. You can read about Fallow's self-exposure as a Moonbat in NEWSBUSTERS. For years Fallows kept his inner Moonbat well hidden until he exposed himself with an article titled, "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup." And now that he has revealed himself, the DUmmie Moonbats have bonded with him with a THREAD of the same title: "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup." So let us now watch the DUmmies reveal their inner Moonbat in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, welcoming James Fallows to Club Moonbat, is in the {brackets]:

5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup - James Fallows 

[5 Signs that James Fallows is a Moonbat.]

First, a presidential election is decided by five people, who don't even try to explain their choice in normal legal terms. 

[Despite the fact that EVERY recount showed that Bush won Florida.]

Then the beneficiary of that decision appoints the next two members of the court, who present themselves for consideration as restrained, humble figures who care only about law rather than ideology. 

[Any mention of Election 2000 brings out the Inner Moonbat.]

Once on the bench, for life, those two actively second-guess and re-do existing law, to advance the interests of the party that appointed them. 

[You mean like Justice Breyer channeling James Madison's thoughts on the Second Amendment?]

Meanwhile their party's representatives in the Senate abuse procedural rules to an extent never previously seen to block legislation -- and appointments, especially to the courts. 

[Filibuster is BAD right up to the moment when the Democrats lose control of the Senate.]

And, when a major piece of legislation gets through, the party's majority on the Supreme Court prepares to negate it -- even though the details of the plan were originally Republican proposals and even though the party's presidential nominee endorsed these concepts only a few years ago.

[Thursday looks to be Moonbat Day. Now on to the other Moonbats...]

And some of us have said this is going on for a few years here, and got laughed at... 

[Psst! You're STILL being laughed at.]

Many Of Us Were Ridiculed For Making These Points About The Threat That Is The Right 

[You, ridiculed? Only in EVERY DUFU edition.]

The coup has happened, the rest of it is cleaning up the mess, while dealing with the other things that are going to kill us. 

But FIRST you must report to your local Walmart Detention Center on Jan. 20, 2013.]

Selection 2000 was the coup de grace of the coup d' etat. 

[Declared the DUmmie Coup Coup bird.]

We've all been witness to a slow motion coup that started with the mugging of resident Al Gore in 2000. 

[Al Gore is now resident of the FUnnie Farm.]

I told people back in 2000 that is was a coup and they thought I was a political hack 

[Congrats! You been upgrading from hack to Moonbat status.]

I'm still not over 2000...never will get over this 

[Bite down hard again on your leather strap and take two aspirins.]

I remember in 2000 being so wrapped up in my social life, and being totally uninterested in politics. I even forgot to vote! But then when I heard the news from Florida, that the election was really close, I kept waiting for Gore to finally take office, because he won, right? ...right?! I was looking around saying, "what the hell is going on here? There is no way that chump Bush could have gotten elected". 

[Guess what? Your missing vote would have put Gore over the top.]

Something else folks don't seem to get, is they are WINNING either way.... 

[Heads we WIN, tails you LOSE.]

I found another sign of a coup when I clicked on the link to the article. When you click on the link to the article, the writer, James Fallows, has now changed the title of the article to "5 Signs of a Radical Change in U.S. Politics" (with "explanation"), which., to my mind, proves there has been a coup in our news media as well as government. Fallows' explanation aptly begins with, "Midnight update" 

[Another Coup Coup theory from a DUmmie.]

If you can build a simple cash register with an audit trail, you can build a goddamn voting machine with one. If you can build a computer with crypto on it, you can build a voting machine with crypto for the audit lists. SIMPLE 

[So does that mean you want photo ID at the polls to ensure the validity of the vote?]

But if Romney wins.....the SCOTUS will turn even more radically right and generations will be affected. There will be no hope as the oligarchy is favored willy-nilly over the 99% 

[See you on Thursday, DUmmies. I'm predicting a big Moonbat outbreak. Hee! Hee!]

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang!

Even for moonbats, that is some SERIOUS reaching!

Can't wait for Thursday...

SCOTUS on Obamacare AND the contempt vote for Holder.

Wonder what 'the line' is?

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Arizona decision should provide some good dufu material but Thursday will hopefully be of epic proportions.....

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I want to see what Moonbat cuts loose on Scalia over that awesome opinion he filed. I know it will fry Troglaman the Guttersnipe's few remaining semi-functional brain cells.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck STRIKES.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1235114

1:05 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Bite down hard again on your leather strap and take two aspirins." PJinc

Does one take the aspirins before biting down on the leather strap?

Can't do both...unless one shoves the aspirins up his ass while biting down hard on the leather strap (which makes a creepy sort of sense).

Another incoherent mix of metaphors, PJinc.

"I want to see what Moonbat cuts loose on Scalia over that awesome opinion he filed." Stinkwagon

It was the DISSENTING opinion. And a ton of Moonbats have weighed in. The fact you don't know that is only more telling.

Scalia's dissenting opinion had to do with state's rights. He said that if Arizona had known they were going to be denied their sovereign state's rights, they would not have become a state.

There was another SCOTUS ruling today...

Montana has had a law on the books for over 100 years preventing corporations from contributing to campaigns. They were challenging the right of the federal government to mandate Citizens United. Without hearing any argument, SCOTUS ruled that Montana can go fuck themselves.

So while Scalia railed on and on about Arizona's state's rights being denied, he also supported taking away Montana's state's right to uphold their 100 year old law denying corporation's unlimited campaign contributions.

You can't have it both ways (like taking aspiring while clenching a leather strap in your teeth).

You just think you can.

You might want to google why Montana made this law in the first place. It's an illuminating story to say the least.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this what passes for Tea-tard humor? If so, it's pretty pathetic.

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trog - your right for a change ...
I am all for states rights ... AZ should
be able to control illegal immigration
and send the bill to the feds ...

Montana should be able to limit outside money ...

and states should be able to outlaw abortions within their state borders ..

and a host of other items that the federal
govt has stuck their nose in ...

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see troglaman already has the Democrat talking points on this issue committed to memory.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

""""Can't do both...unless one shoves the aspirins up his ass while biting down hard on the leather strap (which makes a creepy sort of sense).""""" Trglofag

Can you freaks have one conversation without talking about shoving things in your ass? Can you have a single thought without envisioning things going up an ass?

10:08 AM  
Anonymous The Crawling Chaos said...

envisio,

"Can you have a single thought without envisioning things going up an ass?"

Well, no, it's the nature of the beast. Troglaman's inner homo often takes control and he starts babbling about assholes.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous The Crawling Chaos said...

envisio,

"Can you have a single thought without envisioning things going up an ass?"

Well, no, it's the nature of the beast. Troglaman's inner homo often takes control and he starts babbling about assholes.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Anonymous envisio said...

""""Can't do both...unless one shoves the aspirins up his ass while biting down hard on the leather strap (which makes a creepy sort of sense).""""" Trglofag

Can you freaks have one conversation without talking about shoving things in your ass? Can you have a single thought without envisioning things going up an ass?


Well, Troglaman can't...he's always power-slamming his head up his ass, so in his case, it's not possible.

And at least you will never have to worry about Guttersnipe putting aspirins up his ass because his head will always be in the way.

1:35 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Montana has had a law on the books for over 100 years preventing corporations from contributing to campaigns."

Which is unconstitutional, you ignorant fascist turd.

5:23 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

" Can you have a single thought without envisioning things going up an ass?"

No.

No he can't.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman The Guttersnipe howled...

"I want to see what Moonbat cuts loose on Scalia over that awesome opinion he filed." - Jerome, who compared to I, the mightly pathetic Troglaman, looks like Albert Freaking Einstein.

It was the DISSENTING opinion. And a ton of Moonbats have weighed in. The fact you don't know that is only more telling."


First off what it tells is I try to wait and see what is said so I don't look as unfathomably stupid as you do on this blog.

Second, I have found what your fellow hate-mongering Anti-American Moonbat colleagues think of Scalia, Guttersnipe. It can be found at this link:

http://twitchy.com/2012/06/25/new-tone-tolerant-left-spews-slurs-wishes-justice-scalia-be-put-on-kill-list-hopes-other-justices-die/

I hope everyone checks that link out to see what the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats think of Scalia. I've never seen such pure hate. You'll be proud of them Guttersnipe, they are all just like you and know how to be tolerant and respectful.

7:00 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Troglaman's inner homo often takes control and he starts babbling about assholes."

Got that right.

12:06 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

troglatwit whined...

"Troglaman's inner homo often takes control and he starts babbling about assholes."

Got that right.


That's easy to get right, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, since you babble and you're an asshole as well the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

"I'm still not over 2000...never will get over this"

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small small small world

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

So, let me get this straight: the 2000 election was deliberately thrown by SCOTUS, so the president they "appointed" could wait five years (and risk not getting re-elected) to appoint a new chief justice, who would then go on to pull a nonsensical justification for a brazenly unconstitutional piece of bullshit legislation out of his epileptic ass at the very last minute?

The drugs must be particularly strong over there at DUmmieland.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Kirk Johnson said...

So, let me get this straight: the 2000 election was deliberately thrown by SCOTUS, so the president they "appointed" could wait five years (and risk not getting re-elected) to appoint a new chief justice, who would then go on to pull a nonsensical justification for a brazenly unconstitutional piece of bullshit legislation out of his epileptic ass at the very last minute?

The drugs must be particularly strong over there at DUmmieland.


You understand the Troglaman Clone/Moonbat thinking process perfectly, Kirk. But I do have bad news - in a lot of cases drugs have nothing to do with their conclusions, they are really that stupid and/or crazy. In fact, like Troglaman The Guttersnipe, they're so stupid they can no longer comprehend the extreme level of their own stupidity.

3:39 PM  

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