Tuesday, June 26, 2012

"I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It"


Diogenes, you can call off your search now! We have found an honest DUmmie! It is none other than DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, who ADMITS that he is a Communist. It's here in this THREAD, "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It."

And I will admit that our DUFU today is merely the Commie before the storm. The storm is on its way. Like a Florida coastal town boarding up windows before the hurricane hits, so DUmmieland is doing right now, bracing itself for Hurricane SCOTUS, which is due to make landfall sometime on Thursday. But PJ or I will get to that later, hopefully tomorrow.

So for now let us explore TheMastersNemesis's Communist Manic-fiasco, Das Krapital. The remarx are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]:

I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It

[DUmmie TheMastersNemesis is out and proud!]

Because I believe in economic and social justice, a Second Economic Bill Of Rights as well as Equal Rights For Women, & Marriage Equality. . . .

[Because I believe in massive forced redistribution of wealth, punishing rich white guys, as well as killing babies for convenience and pretending that sodomites are "married". . . .]

I am a communist.

[I am an average DUmmie. But at least I'm not afraid to say the "C" word.]

The GOP says so. I am guilty.

[Oh, so maybe you are NOT so honest, TheMasterNimblenesss! I see what you did there! You don't really mean that you are a Communist. You think you're just being a good American, and that the Rethuglicans would therefore CALL you a Communist. Got it.]

I believe in an economic bill of rights where a person has a right to the following.

[Speak, TheMasterNimrodness!]

1. A right to a job.

[You mean I might have to . . . uhh . . . WORK??]

2. A right to a decent wage and a decent living (living wage).

[How much? $40,000 a year? No, not decent enough. Make it $80--no, $100,000 a year! Yeah, that sounds good! Hey, it's my right!]

3. A right decent home.

[Well, look, Mabel! We got us a right decent home! It's even got a cee-ment pond in the back! Hoo-eee!!]

4. A right to adequate medical care.
[I guess you don't want that socialized medicine they've got in Britain, then. Did you ever get a load of their teeth over there? Yikes!]

5. A right to economic protection during sickness, accident, old age or unemployment.

[Family, friends, neighborhood, church, co-workers, private charities--forget it! ONLY the federal government, Big Nanny, can take care of me! WAAAAHHH!! I'm a big baby! Watch me cwy and thuck my widdle thumb!!]

 


6. A right to a good education (public).

[How about a BETTER education (private)? And how about not having to pay twice if you choose to send your kid to a better school than the liberal brainwashing they would get at a government school?]

7. A right to pursue a business without fear of intimidation or unfair competition.

[How about Big Government not STRANGLING business with excessive regulations and taxes?]

[BTW, TheMasterNumskullness, we ALREADY have a right to these things. It's called the "pursuit of happiness." We have a RIGHT to PURSUE these things. But I think your mistake is in confusing a "right" with a "guaranteed outcome," i.e., that we are entitled to get everything we want, and if we don't have it, the federal government should give it to us, at other people's expense! The Left does not understand "right."]

The GOP does not believe in any of these things.

[No rights for you!]

They believe in starving women and children, putting women in their place, controlled speech. Rape, pillage and plunder of workers is ok for employers. They believe that men control women's bodies.

["Starving women and children" = Preferring voluntary charity over forced socialism. "Raping workers" = Not wanting Big Labor to price businesses out of business. "Men controlling women's bodies" = Being morally opposed to killing babies. Thank you. I should put out one of those Rosetta Stone language thingies, teaching people Leftanese.]

And they believe in theocracy.

[TheMasterNuttiness proves once again my thesis that the #1 factor driving the DUmmies is their absolute HATRED of Christianity.]

Death to the GOP.

 


[Thank you, TheMastersNemesis. Now let's hear from your fellow travelers . . .]

Sounds like the basic socialist philosophy I learned from my grandfather. . . .

[Is that you, Barack Obama?]

They don't use words like "communist" or "socialist" to actually mean anything. Those are just snarl words. . . .

["Nut." That's just a squirrel word, and I do mean you!]

Just go after them for being whiny brats who want public goods without paying for them.

[File this one under "Projection."]

I can usually get them to shut up by saying that I love my communist fire department. All urban fire departments are Marxist.

[Let's see. . . . Local government vs. federal government. Legitimate government service vs. forced redistribution of wealth. OK, that was quick. Is that how you get them to shut up so fast?]

'Everyone else' IS NOT a Communist. If they were, America would be a hell of a lot better place for 'everyone else' to live.

[Why, we'd be like that Workers' Paradise called Cuba! Or idyllic North Korea! Oh, if only!]

Right On

[Power to the People!]

The people of the Soviet Union and China did not have: 1. A right to a job. . . .

Actually, they DID have a "right" to a job in that they were assigned one and were forbidden to refuse it. . . .

[So what you guys are implying is that . . . . the Bolshevik Red is not all that rosy?? What are you, some kind of LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS???]

you have nothing to lose but your chains, comrade...

[And then DUmmie KG plays a recording of The Internationale! Hee! Hee! A DUmmie with a sense of humor!]

How would you make your utopia happen? I put you in charge today. Make it work. Oh yeah, and make those who don't want to do anything and can work, work also. I mean, you will have jobs for every able bodied person, so everyone should be motivated to work, right?

[DUmmie Puzzledtraveller, I see where you are going with this. So I'm going to flip all the cards over, panel, and award today's Kewpie Doll to our guest. Congratulations, Puzzledtraveller!]


[Now please continue . . .]

Being a caseworker has opened my eyes to some truths. Half of my clients legitmately and rightly receive their benefits. Most are able bodied men and women, who even when offered employment, because we have employment services here, turn it down. BUT! they all have the latest Iphone, and the women have the best looking nails I have ever seen.

[You nailed it!]

Forget the labels communist, or even socialist.

[Let's just go with "Democrat."]

42 Comments:

Anonymous Skully said...

Charles H said: "... I should put out one of those Rosetta Stone language thingies, teaching people Leftanese."

That's a great idea Charles, but I think you'll need another Rosetta Stone to also teach people Libberish; another common tongue of the Moonbat.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

"They (the GOP) believe in starving women and children, putting women in their place, controlled speech. Rape, pillage and plunder of workers is ok for employers. They believe that men control women's bodies." - a MOONBAT from DU.

Is that YOU Troglafuck?

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

The DUmmie is merely recapitulating
the "Economic Bill of Rights" proposed by FDR in his State of the Union address of January, 1944.

It could never work and no government could attempt making it work without imposing a ditatorship. How it would be paid for it and how it would be implemented goes unsanwered to this day.

It's a leftist wet dream, Stalinist mumbo-jumbo.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor little DUmbasses can't learn from history. Of course, to them history started shortly after they came up from their last joint. And, it's too bad the only reading they do is looking at the pretty pictures in the latest edition of Juggs magazine. DUmbasses, it's all been tried before, many times in many different places. It doesn't work! It has never worked. It never will work. What you DUmbasses want is fine for ants and bees, but it sucks for humans.

6:51 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Cuba? North Korea? Silly PJ. Don't you know that the idiot liberal idea of a communist society is nothing like North Korea or any other country that is ruled by a dictator.
NO no no. DUmmie Commieland is filled with fields of rainbow farting unicorns. Peace, love, marijuana, and free IPhones for everyone! No dictators. No food lines. No infanticide. Nobody to drag you away to work camp. Just LOVE. LOVE and everyone hugging and living peacefully in pure harmony.
Free internet... free housing... free smartcars... free healthcare... free food... free flatscreen TVs... No worries about who pays for it. Its the government, silly. The rich pay the government, the government gives the money to the people. Its that simple.
Oh I know there are dozens of holes in that plan, not to mention historic record of why it won't work, but this is Utopia, man! Liberal Paradise. Everyone is high. Everyone has flowers in their hair and group hugs abound!
Get with the program PJ!

8:40 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

I think that was the most deserved Kewpie Doll ever awarded.

Amazing how reality tends to squish those little utopian dreams into itty-bitty piles of insignificant sidewalk stains.

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

98ZJUSMC said...

Amazing how reality tends to squish those little utopian dreams into itty-bitty piles of insignificant sidewalk stains.


I for one can hardly wait for reality to crush Troglaman the Guttersnipe's utopian fantasy universe. You can sense the fear in every insane comment he makes on this blog because he knows his fantasyland is being crushed despite relentlessly power-slamming his head up his ass in a foolish attempt to make reality stay away.

When Guttersnipe's fantasyland is destroyed I can't wait to see him go absolutely batshit crazy....it will make every other rant he's put on her pale in comparison.

11:03 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It"

Proud to be prt of a movement that murdered 120,000,000 innocent men, women and children?

6:05 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Think of it this way: the margin of error in estimating the number of innocent people murdered by socialism is larger than the entire number killed by that other leftist mass murder, the Holocaust.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A half-wit said: "I can usually get them to shut up by saying that I love my communist fire department. All urban fire departments are Marxist."

You were obviously misled by the red trucks. If you were in a city where the firetrucks were painted yellow instead, you would probably think they were Chinese, which would at least make for some exciting fire drills.

DAT

11:52 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Communism.

Hammer and Sickle...CCCP. Know what CCCP means in Cyrillic?

I'm back in the USSR. You don't know how lucky you are, boys.

Sadly, the USSR officially ceased to exist on 31 December 1991. But PJinc is savvy enough to know this symbol still strikes fear into your very hearts and livers...20+ years later.

(have I, troglaman, asked you why oh why you're all such a bunch of jerkoff pussy-brained barbie dolls lately?)

I'd bet that 9 out of 10 of you jackasses don't know what 'communism' means.

Let's hear it, Einsteins. What is communism? And why is it so fucking scary?

You appear (at least to yourselves) to know.

I, the mighty trog, think you don't know shit.

But what's important now is the Rapture device. What if Obama wins? Can you imagine what kind of hell-on-earth that would be?

It's important that YOU'RE PREPARED in case the unimaginable happens.

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

Come now Troggie, let us have words once more. Because people are amused when I make you look even more stupid than usual.

What is communism to you? I fear you forgot to give us your rendition of the great saving force what will bring about prosperity to all the working people in the world.

Because I did live through the last part of the cold war. Communism was a blight on the world because it denied people their basic rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Everything was regulated by the party for the 'good' of the people and the people were happy.

Just like in North Korea, all the people are so happy suffering the effects of starvation and constant threat of violent repression if they speak out. Hence why so many flee from that country, or die trying.

I'm sorry if I use large poise to inflict insanity on you, dear, troggie, but a disctinary will never explain to you the evil of the communist world. Your that fucking stupid to understand.

So troggie, enlighten us to the word Communism.

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Large poise.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"What is communism? And why is it so fucking scary?"

Jeez troggy, I don't know; could it be Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Ceausescu, Enver Hoxja, Castro and the Kim family?


Could it be The Great Terror, the Great Famine (in Russia, China and North Korea)the gulag, the Killing Fields, the Great Leap Forward, the Cultural Revolution and the Five Year plans.

These guys weren't pussies like we are, they did what had to be done.
I'm sure you approve.

The old CCCP is gone but lots of dumbasses still miss it. Do you?

10:42 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Obamacare upheld. Step back the ledge, y'all.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman the Guttersnipe whined...

Obamacare upheld. Step back the ledge, y'all.


Typical of you, Guttersnipe. The Constitution was just trashed and you think it's wonderful.

Jackass.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Power-slamming his head repeatedly up his ass at Mach 17, TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - unleashed a spew of crazy rants fueled by EVERCLEAR.

You are one sick perverted fool, Guttersnipe....

"I'm back in the USSR. You don't know how lucky you are, boys." - the linguini-spined Troglaman as he chugs liter after liter of straight EVERCLEAR.

Unfortunately for those of us in the REAL world, you and your ilk, Guttersnipe, want us all to live in the SUA instead of the USA. Guess what - we ain't having it.

"I'd bet that 9 out of 10 of you jackasses don't know what 'communism' means." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe, power-slamming his head up his ass like a piston at multiple-MACH speeds

That's another bet you lose, Guttersnipe. The fact is YOU don't know what it is, or you wouldn't be saying half the worthless drivel you've been whining about the subject.

"I, the mightily pathethic linguini-spined trog, think you don't know shit." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe, pounding down liter after liter of straight EVERCLEAR.

The only person on this blog who doesn't know shit and has worked like a fiend to prove it is YOU, Guttersnipe.

"What if Obama wins? Can you imagine what kind of hell-on-earth that would be?" - Troglaman the linguini-spined Guttersnipe as he power-slams his head repeatedly up his ass at MACH 20

Those of us in the real world know exactly what that will be, Guttersnipe, while those like you who live in a fantasy-land universe refuse to understand you cannot and will not escape from reality. The hell on earth will scorch you too, Guttersnipe, and you can't escape it by power-slamming your head up your ass no matter how often and how violently you do so. If we in the real world are fucked, Guttersnipe, so are you in your fantasy-world whether you accept it or not. You're just too stupid to do anything about it.

Move to Cuba or North Korea, Guttersnipe, take as many of your ilk as possible with you, and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Looks like even Kennedy was ready to jettison the entire pack of lies. And, if Scalia's dissent is any indication, so was Roberts (initially).

It's almost narcotic how close we were to a decent ruling on this.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

What's this, troglaman posting in the PM? Earth shaking event.

3:59 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Sadly, the USSR officially ceased to exist on 31 December 1991"

"Sadly", you fascist fuck? Sadly?

5:51 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"What is communism?"

A mass murdering utopian wet dream of fascists like you.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL - you idiots lose again. At least you had your Republican circle jerk with Holder to make you feel better. Too bad it's going nowhere fast!

6:39 PM  
Blogger arms10 said...

TANSTAAFL wrote:

"I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It"

Proud to be prt of a movement that murdered 120,000,000 innocent men, women and children?

I think Stalin, Mao, and others are responsible for merely half that amount, the other half amply supplied by the number of innocent children torn apart limb from limb in their mothers' wombs, their shed blood I assign to the door of the left, who can't seem to get enough.

10:55 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The old CCCP is gone but lots of dumbasses still miss it. Do you?" elrond

Fuck yes. Who doesn't miss Khrushchev?

Are the Taliban communists? Are the Islamic extremists communists? Are the gays communists? Are abortionist doctors communists? Are atheists communists?

No. They're not.

So this whole 'who's a communist and who isn't' is an idiot's argument. Why not argue about who likes cauliflower and who doesn't?

Speaking of cauliflower, roast it (with olive oil, salt and pepper) in the oven until it gets (and this is the important part) pretty brown. Put a little butter and Parmesan on top. Holy shit.

2:20 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Typical of you, Guttersnipe. The Constitution was just trashed and you think it's wonderful." Stinkwagon

By whom? Roberts? Do you think the Chief Justice just trashed the Constitution?

If you think the mother fucker should be impeached, I'm right behind you.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A right to a good education (public)."
Pick one. Any more, you can have a good education, or you can have a public school indoctrination; especially in the big city school systems.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck howled...


Fuck yes. Who doesn't miss Khrushchev?

Are the Taliban communists? Are the Islamic extremists communists? Are the gays communists? Are abortionist doctors communists? Are atheists communists?"


Speaking of good education, Troglafuck, you stupid fucking fuckwad, you keep showing you don't have a hint of an education you sorry racist fucking idiot.

FOAD Troglafuck, you racist fucking worthless fucking fucked up fuckwad.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Ultimate Man,

What the fuck?

2:51 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Unless you drop the f-bomb as often as possible, Troglafuck is not capable of comprehending any of what he reads as he's proven on this blog over and over again.

You can blame Troglafuck for failing English Comprehension, logic, civics, and world history in school. I don't know where Troglafuck got his diploma, but they ought to shut the place down based on his behavior.

Of course that is based on Troglafuck not being a high school dropout.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Who doesn't miss Khruschev?"

Well, yeah, I'm sure there are plenty of Ukrainians who don't but I think troglaman is more of a Trotsky fan. He certainly acts like he has an ice pick in his brain.

"Are atheists communists?

No, but communists are atheists (except, of course, the Jesuits).

"Holy shit."

I guess troggy isn't an atheist.

8:41 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Unless you drop the f-bomb as often as possible, Troglafuck is not capable of comprehending any of what he reads as he's proven on this blog over and over again." TUMmy

It's soooooo funny that you mention this. Why? Because I adopted this very policy eleven or twelve years ago. When I, the mighty trog, discovered 'comments', I went hog wild. And I got banned everywhere. Except here.

Do you actually think I haven't thought about what riles you stupid fuckers up?

(all I have to do is call you pussies...works every time)

But here's the problem.

My inner homo wants to know you...empathize with you...love you in a way you might not understand...and EVEN HE thinks you're all pussies....which pains him.

The Mighty Trog, on the other hand, wants hunt you down on the savannah...with spears and hunter monkeys.

See? The psychological tension between the need to love and the need to eat can be overwhelming.

Especially if you use bath salts which fucks up the entire equation.

2:22 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Is there anything you're not capable of sounding like a total complete moron about Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard?

Only you, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, would take pride in getting banned from blogs for not being able to speak or comprehend English.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

My inner homo wants to know you."

I keep waiting for troglaman's inner homo to burst our of his chest ala "Alien". I'd pay to see that.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"No, but communists are atheists (except, of course, the Jesuits)." elrond

Didn't you admit you're an atheist a while back? That makes you a communist. So shut up.

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman, The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt whined...

"No, but communists are atheists (except, of course, the Jesuits)." elrond

Didn't you admit you're an atheist a while back? That makes you a communist. So shut up.


Engaging in sophistry to make your argument is typical of you, Guttersnipe, since you're too intellectually shallow to engage in any meaningful discussion.

The only person who should shut up around here is YOU, Guttersnipe, so slam your head back up your ass and keep it there you low-life lying jackass.

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...

troglaman,

Misreading (probaby deliberately) what I wrote---as usual.

I said communists call themselves atheists but, of course, not all atheists are communists, as you well know. I am an agnostic, evolution believing, conservative---and there's more of us out there than you think.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I said communists call themselves atheists but, of course, not all atheists are communists, as you well know. I am an agnostic, evolution believing, conservative---and there's more of us out there than you think." elrond

You don't have to convince ME of that.

I'm not the one throwing atheist, communistic labels around...you are.

I admire your conviction, elrond. I admire the fact that you describe who you are. That's the truth.

But the people your standing with don't cotton to your beliefs. The people your standing with will call YOU a communist for not believing in God...for you believing in evolution.

How do you align yourself with people who reject your core beliefs?

That's a really good question, in my opinion. Educate me. I simply don't get it.

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"But the people your[sic] standing with don't cotton to your beliefs."

Ordinarily I would say "that's their problem, not mine". But the conservatives I associate with are a tolerant group of people---suburban, college educated, with a diverse range of beliefs.

I accept the premises of evolution, I reslize most conservatives are somewhat skeptical while liberals tend to embrace it. But, in reality, neither group has more than a superficial understanding of it.

To a disquieting extent, science has become politicized.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"To a disquieting extent, science has become politicized." elrond

Disquieting?

As you know, I have tended to use stronger language in describing this particular phenomena.

"COCK-SUCKINGLY STUPID!!!" comes to mind.

This is your problem, not mine.

Science, if anything, will get us out of this fucking mess. Anyone believing otherwise, is stupid. And a cock-sucker.

Simple as that.

2:30 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"As you know, I have tended to use stronger language in describing this particular phenomena.

"COCK-SUCKINGLY STUPID!!!" comes to mind."

Yeah, like the religious belief in global warming.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Science, if anything, will get us out of this mess."

No, it won't. Science is not a panacea, it's a tool and here's no guarantee it will be used wisely.

Meanhwile, I'm anticpating the announcement that the Higgs boson has been detected.

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