WTF? Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland

WTF? Weprin lost to Turner, and it shouldn't have happened. So now the DUmmies are looking for someone to blame. A circular firing squad has formed, and the first shots have been fired. There's Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland!

PJ has already given you one DUFU this morning on the stunning NY-9 election. But the result is so delicious, it's worth a second edition. It's a DUbble-DUFU Wednesday! I'm sampling from a bunch of different threads, so no particular link.

DUmmies in the Bolshevik Red. Me, Charles Henrickson, in the [brackets]. And away we go:

Boy. The people spoke LOUDLY> What a beating. 2012 is going to suck!

[Enjoy!]

Win The Future has basically turned into What The F***.

[Wear The Failure!]

Obama won the district with 55%

[Win The Past!]

Worry about what? The sun will still come up tomorrow. Chill.

[If Little Orphan Annie married Alfred E. Neuman, this DUmmie would be their offspring.]

Orthodox jews voting for the new Nazi party... amazing

[Blame it on the JOOOOOOOS! Also, flag on the play: Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies, 15 yards and a first down.]

There are no words. People should not assume that the Republicans will die EVER.

[Night of the Living Red.]

This is what happens when you text pictures of your penis on the internet.

[Weiner The Future.]

It should be noted that the MAJORITY of QUEENS voted for Weprin the Democrat.

[He carried the Bull Dykes, too.]

First time in 90 years that seat will be held by a Republican. About 45 straight elections it has gone Democratic and now it's Republican?

[Hope and Change!]

Shape of things to come with Obama at the top of the ticket in 2012!

[But, but how can that be?? I mean, Mr. Obama JUST gave the bestest presidential address in DECADES just last week! "Pass this bill!" he told us. So you would THINK voters would respond and SEND someone to pass this most urgent and necessary bill that we need so desperately right away. Wha' hoppen??]

all I have to say... is that voters in NY09 are f***ing stupid and will believe any lie you tell them...f*** you all! another vote in the House to get rid of SS, Medicare, etc...F*** YOU ALL!

[Bunch of Orthodox Jewish Nazis!!]

idiots in the district and idiots in the dem party leadership. And we're stuck voting for Obama. Sucks.

[Time to start thinking about moving overseas again!]

SH*TTY race, SH*TTY issues, SH*TTY candidates, just SH*TTY.

[It happens.]

Epic fail there. People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping.

[MediScare and "Theocracy!" didn't work?? Oooh, this could be bad. . . .]

The Republicans had lots of money and propaganda in this race and used their favorite weapon, FEAR.

[But what about when you guys play YOUR Fear Card (which is, like, always)? And I quote, "People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping."]

Too bad...and amazing that people will vote in a crazy. It's all about getting that "n" word out of THEIR White House.

[And now the Race Card gets played.]

More 11-Dimensional Bull$h!t Chess Games: We just can't see the "brilliance" of LOSING, LOSING, LOSING. Wait 'til 2012--I predict a massacre like 1980. Welcome, Pres. Perry and VP Palin. Your Theocracy is waiting.

[Welcome to your nightmare, DUmmieland. Your hatred of Christianity is showing.]

We may have effectively a 100% Republican government at the beginning of 2013. It's going to be a wild ride and may end with all the cars coming off the tracks. whee.

[No, a little louder: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!]

Unbelievable. NYC has gone mental in this case.

[The Big Addle.]

If Americans are dumb enough to vote these people back into congress and the presidency. They deserve everything they get.

[That's it! We're moving to the Netherlands!]

The population is reaching the tipping point of desperation. . . . Desperation is a terrible thing...and we are on the verge of that tipping point..

[A double "tipping point" post! And it was NOT by Nadin!]

I expect a Republican sweep in the next election. Including presidency. . . . I predict we will see near total Republican control of the government starting 2013 unless Obama can do something heroic and miraculous soon.

[Wait, wait! He already DID! That "Pass this jobs bill" speech the other day. Didn't you hear it? Fantastic! Heroic! Miraculous! Recovery--no, BOOM TIMES--here we come! . . . I don't know how those voters in New York missed it! Oh, I suppose they were out attending one of their racist Jewish Nazi rallies or something. . . .]

This can't be right. I suspect deibold machines. There is no other answer for a district so heavily Democratic. The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

[DUmmie Mr Gerrity (13 posts), I suspect you are PLAYING with the DUmmies here, making sport of them, and therefore I'm calling you out as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Clearly Voter Fraud By Repugs. You don't lose a district that is 3-1 Democrat to a Repug. You just don't. There has to be massive voter fraud by the Repugs and Weprin had better immediately file a challenge. This type of elction stealing by the Repugs must stop now.

[Hmm, this by DUmmie tidy_bowl (249 posts). I'm smelling a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL convention!]

Thanks sh*tbag Washington so-called Democrats. You f***ed us again, you spineless pieces of sh*t.

[Feel the love!]