Thursday, July 21, 2011

DUmmies Angered by Obama Embrace of Gang of Six

The FUnniest thing about the DUmmie outrage over Obama's seeming embrace of the Gang of Six proposal to lower the deficit is that there is NO actual legislation in writing. So how could Congress vote on a nonexistent bill? In fact, there won't be any such bill for weeks or months at the earliest so it is silly to think that such a non-existent bill could be written and passed by the August 2 default deadline. However, that little fact hasn't stopped the DUmmies from going into complete panic mode as you can see in this THREAD, "What the hell is going on?" This is only one of many similar threads about Obama being perceived as caving to the Republicans. Gone is any idea that Obama is some sort of "pan-dimensional" chess political genius as was recently promoted by one WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Now Obama is being portrayed as extremely weak willed. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into panic mode over what they think is an Obama cave in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for Pitt to once again completely change his mind about Obama, is in the [barackets]:


What the hell is going on?

[You are being stabbed in the back again. Next!]

Has Obama lost his mind? Is he being blackmailed? Has he been brainwashed? Has he been a right wing plant all along? If this is not part of some grand strategic plan to get something better, then, my god, someone needs to primary Obama. He's lost his soul.

["It's all 20-dimension chess-jitsu, we mortals cannot understand the straturgery here. The kimono is lifted, ever so slightly, only to reveal an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, inside a ham sandwich, with cheese, AND IT IS KOSHER! And then just when it seems like defeat is in the shoes, the camel pokes it's nose inside the tent and sneezes. See? Camel Snot! King me!"]

The plan screws with Social Security, reduces the mortgage deduction (great timing, huh?), reduces the tax benefits of saving for retirement and charitable giving. In addition to that:

[The plan makes a fool out of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT yet again.]

The plan would simplify the tax code by reducing the number of tax brackets from six to three, lowering the top rate from 35 percent to somewhere between 23 percent and 29 percent. That could provide a windfall for wealthy taxpayers because the 35 percent tax bracket currently applies to taxable income above $379,150.

[God forbid we simplify the tax code. And now to the other outraged DUmmies...]

OK, but there was an election in 2010 and Teabaggers have control of the House. So how exactly do you propose the president can ram through a bill which will be to your liking?

[Perhaps Obama should consult Ben Burch for expert ramming advice.]

Reads like a republican wet dream. What do we get out of it?

[A crumb. Enjoy.]

Right wing plant is possible. Elect a Republican posing as a Democrat, and see how far Democrats will follow that President to the right before they realize they've been played.

[We own ALL your White Houses!]

Just by virtue of not being Bush or McCain-Palin, Obama has been given enough rope to hang us. Excuse after excuse has been made to try to cover his choices, but the writing is on the wall. He isn't moving to the right, he' there - and perhaps always has been. If Obama wins, we lose. If he loses, we lose. Sorry, but it's simply not good enough. We can't endure four more years of failed leadership.

["Now, it seems Mr. Obama was in fact playing a pan-dimensional game of chess, and the GOP just got put in checkmate, to the high dudgeon of their core supporters." ---W.R. Pitt.]

Just the fact that the President is toying with this idea, the fact that he's even considered it, is depressing.

[Have no fear. It is all part of his genius pan-dimensional chess moves designed to checkmate the Republicans.]

Its sad to see people sell their souls for a politician who has not done a damn thing to deserve the loyalty some afford him and cheer him on while he sells us out.

["Now, it seems Mr. Obama was in fact playing a pan-dimensional game of chess, and the GOP just got put in checkmate, to the high dudgeon of their core supporters." ---W.R. Pitt.]

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the comment that went:

"What do we get out of it?"

Yep, it is always one of the first things they think of.

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That could provide a windfall for wealthy taxpayers..." and just how much tax did you pay last year, dummie? I can guarantee you didn't pay 35% of your income. In fact, I'll bet you paid zero, zip, nada, nothing in taxes. So, why should you care if the rich don't pay as much in taxes next year? Oh, that's right! Class envy. Get some class,dummie,then your comrades in your Commucrat Party can envy you! Better yet, get a job, move out of mommy's basement, and pay some taxes instead of being a complete parasite.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

The rage of the entitled class.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Gang of 6 is a loser from the start. If not, why isn't McCain with them mugging for the cameras?

12:38 PM  

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