Monday, July 11, 2011

The GOP wants to starve the poor and use them for fertilizer!



EEE-vil Republicans! They want to starve the poor and use them for fertilizer! So says DUmmie NNN0LHI, and the other DUmmies agree. ONLY THE GOVERNMENT, under the enlightened rule of truly compassionate progressives--ONLY federal social programs can really help the poor.

And what's more, DUmmie NNN0LHI has come up with a nifty TRAP, a conversational gambit, to catch the EEE-vil Republicans in their EEE-vilness! It all comes out here in this THREAD, "Want to know the question to ask baggers when they suggest cutting social programs?"

So let us go inside DUmmieland and find out DUmmie NNN0LHI's top-secret magical question that will stop ALL Rethuglican mouths and reveal their EEE-vil hearts, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, worn out by a busy day of oppressing the poor, is in the [brackets]:

Want to know the question to ask baggers when they suggest cutting social programs?

[Oh, please tell us, DUmmie NNN0LHI! We SOOO want to know the one sure-fire question that will stop the Rethugs dead in their tracks and from which they cannot escape!]

Very seriously ask them, "Well what do you plan to do with the people who can't afford to make it in this economy?"

[Uh, so THIS is the super-duper trick question from which the EEE-vil Rethugs cannot escape?? You're kidding me, aren't you?]

"The millions of people who don't have a pot to piss in."

[FREE UNIVERSAL POT FOR ALL!]

"What are your plans for them?"

[OK, I see. It's a SERIES of questions, isn't it?]

Ask them, "Do you want to just plow them under and use them as fertilizer?"

[No! No way! Not FERTILIZER! Two words: Soylent. Green.]

"What is your plan for these people?"

[And I shall ask you one question: Where in the Constitution does it say ONE WORD about the federal government being given the power to take money away from some citizens, against their will, in order to give it to other citizens? . . . {crickets} . . . {more crickets} . . . . ]

Watch them start him hawing around and blubbering under their breath.

[Watch them start HA-HA-HA-ing around at such a blithering idiot.]

Then tell them Obama wants to feed the hungry . . .

[. . . with five loaves of bread and two fish. PRAISE OBAMASSIAH!]

and because of that you hate him for that?

[I thought we hated him because he's a black man?]

The GOP wants to just them starve them all to death and be done with it. . . .

[See, we DO have a plan for them!]

More mumbling from them. You will never get a straight answer.

[Well, DUmmie NNN0LHI, you certainly have come up with the UNANSWERABLE QUESTION, or series of queestions, that will stop every Rethuglican's mouth and expose them all for the heartless b*st*rds they are! Congratulations! You've done it! There are NO ANSWERS for your piercing, penetrating UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS!! The GOP is DEFEATED, lying in the dust now, for sure! Quick, let's get some reactions from your amazed and astounded fellow DUmmies, who now have been given THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM--thanx to YOU, DUmmie NNN0LHI!!]

A: Let them eat cake

[See, that would be your typical Rethuglican response, thus revealing them to be the heartless cruel b*st*rds they really are. What a trap! Brilliant!]

Let the poor rely on Churches and other do-gooders.

[Hey, now wait a minute. . . . That answer actually makes some sense. . . . Private charity? Voluntary giving? Maybe family and friends even, helping out the people they know? What a . . . what a strange concept! . . . But wait! We progs never help anybody out of our own pockets! That's something ONLY THE GOVERNMENT can do! TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH! Private charity, BAD! Voluntary giving, EEE-vil! BAD Rethuglicans! Nasty, TRICKSY Rethugses! We HATES them!!]

they'll tell you churches.

[Ooooh, churches! We hates them even more than anything! AWAY with churches! DOWN with religion! Who do they think they are, wanting to help people?? Don't they know that's FORBIDDEN by the First Amendment????]

The baggers don't care. . . . They are self centered and heartless.

[You forgot "b*st*rds." "Self-centered and heartless b*st*rds."]

Republicans are truly evil. . . .

[That's "Rethuglicans" and "EEE-vil."]

I f***ing hate every last one of them.

[Let's starve them to death and use them for fertilizer!]

This is the kind of question that I would wait until I was up real close to the person before I asked it. Close enough that they could smell my aftershave lotion I put on the day before. Close enough to where I could reach out and slap the piss out of them on the spot if I were so inclined, which I am not. That close.

[Smelly, slappingly close.]

the greedy rich b*st*rds. . . .

[THAT's more like it!]

All I get is "let 'em work like I did" or "get them off their lazy asses and go find a job." They think of nothing but THEMSELVES.

[Do you have a functioning brain? Seriously, DUmmie TheCowsCameHome, do you have a functioning brain?]

Bootstraps. Personal responsibility. Freedom. What about our rights? You know, gibberish.

[Absolute GIBBERISH! Imagine! "Personal responsibility." COME ON! "Freedom." Pffft! The "rights" of people to keep their own money and not have it taken away from them and given to others?? What NONSENSE! CRAZY talk, that's what it is!]

You forgot "liberty."

[Another stupid concept! "Liberty"! What a joke! I SPIT on "liberty"!]

They don't care. It's just that simple.

[It's just that simple.]

Stupid animals. We've evolved, and they don't know it yet.

[The Rethugs are still in the "stupid animal" stage. Not as evolved as the rest of us. They said, "Start the evolution without me!"]

great idea. I'm going to use this. thanks.

[Oh, it's a sure-fire winner, alright! DUmmie NNN0LHI has come up with the UNANSWERABLE QUESTION! Because your basic Rethug has NEVER, EVER even THOUGHT about helping another human being! Cold, callous, uncaring creepy b*st*rds! Some of them even go to CHURCHES, for Gaia's sake! How EEE-vil! For ONLY THE GOVERNMENT, only the federal government with its multitude of wonderful bureaucratic programs, thought up by and administered by enlightened, tenderhearted progressives, and funded by TAXING THE RICH INTO THE STONE AGE, can EVER help the poor and downtrodden! Why, it's a wonder it hasn't worked yet! And after all these decades, too. . . . Well, I guess we need . . . MORE PROGRAMS! MORE TAXES! TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH! KILL THE BEAST! TURN 'EM INTO FERTILIZER! . . .]

17 Comments:

Anonymous Corona said...

So, depression and all-out rage are the 2 emotions these cretins can experience.

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

Different types of po people grind up into distinct types of fertilizer that seem to be best for different uses:

1) ground up Hispanic poor grow great corn.

2) ground up Black poor grow great watermelons.

3) ground up White Trash grow great beer.

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Milton Friedman explained we should convert all welfare programs to a simple negative income tax. That is a very simple answer

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Corona said...

So, depression and all-out rage are the 2 emotions these cretins can experience.


Pretty much....our local cretin, Troglaman the Guttersnipe, has cornered the market on all-out rage (and blind stupidity).

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Are there no prisons?

Are there no workhouses?"

DAT

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Shiggoth said...

Our plan is to turn them all into "greedy rich b*st*rds" like ourselves.

8:59 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"What are your plans for them?"

Notice the underlying moronic arrogance of that commet?

They're STOOOOOOPID and us SOOOOPER intelligent reactionary leftists have to plan their lives for them.

11:10 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

What I find interesting is the fact that the right/repubs/red-states far outstrip the left in terms of charitable giving.

The DUmmies are SO full of hate and rage they have to have SOMEONE to pin all of their own failures on. The right, 'rethugs', tea'baggers' etc fill the bill perfectly.

As it has been such as it always will be my friends.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Very seriously ask them,......."

And afterwards they can post the usual "I confronted a rethuglican" BS thread. LOL!

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Carnifex said...

/sarc

I guess we have to expect this degree of ignorance from liberals. Seriously, grinding the poor into fertilizer is incredibly wasteful! I thought everyone knew that we Republicans drain the lifeforce out of the poor to take into ourselves and extend our own lives.

Jesus promised that the poor will always be among us, hallelujah!

/sarc off

7:35 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

I wonder what it is they evolved into?

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

Thats an easy question to answer:

I would reduce the power and size of the federal government so it would free up more of MY money so I can create business that will hire people.

10:16 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"And afterwards they can post the usual "I confronted a rethuglican" BS thread. LOL!" troglanon

OK...I'm LOLing myself into a grand mal seizure right now. I need to stick my head up my ass in order to calm down. I'll be right back .....................................................................................................................

I feel better. Troglanon, you are scary funny. Super high LOL factor going on here, folks. Whew!

However, I the mighty trog (a brave, courageous and surprisingly good looking lib) have never, ever whined about the Rethuglicans. In fact, what it appears YOU'RE doing, troglanon, is whining about the libs thinking you're Rethuglicans.

In other words, you're the victim again...you friggin pussy.

Here's a little secret: You barbies are not seen as thugs. Quite the opposite. You're seen as blinded, prepubescent little girls. Plastic ones.

You'll never be a thug to me, troglanon. Don't worry your pretty little head that I'll be throwing that accusation at you anytime soon.

12:28 AM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

I think someone hit troggie right between the eyes as he shows up again for another show of incoherence.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I think someone hit troggie right between the eyes as he shows up again for another show of incoherence." foxx

Maybe you could point out where I'm being incoherent.

I'll say it again...libs in general don't see you as thugs. We see you as puss wackers. I, the mighty trog, would be a rich man if I'd been paid a nickle for every time I've called you all pussies. So when troglanon claims libs always call foul because you're all thugs, I disagree. You're not thugs. You're wussies.

It's an important distinction. And if you'd like me to point it out to you, on any subject, I'd be happy to make an idiot out of you, foxx.

11:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troggie spews:

"You're wussies."

Yeah, and the libs are scared witless because those "wussies" are the ones with the guns and ammo. 8-)

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"However, I the mighty trog (a brave, courageous and surprisingly good looking lib) have never, ever whined about the Rethuglicans."
Yes, you have.
You've in the past accused all of us personally of:
1. Plotting to burn down a beer- hall somewhere and blame it on Muslims or Hispanics.
2. Being fans and kindred spirits of Jared Loughner.
You have quite frequently claimed that conservatives and conservatives alone are violent extremists, and that all liberals are happy, good- natured peaceniks who'd never get violent under any circumstances.
So, in plain English, troggy, you're either a fool or a liar.

1:27 PM  

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