"Breaking news. Obama caves."
LOL! DUmmie FEAR has now become DUmmie reality...at least in their own tiny minds. Yes, in that previous DUFU edition, the DUmmies highlighted how Nostrils Waxman demanded that Obama tell them in advance if he was going to cave in to the Wascally Wepublicans during the debt ceiling negotiations. Well, now the DUmmies are outraged because they believe that is exactly what happened in this self-explanatory THREAD, "Breaking news. Obama caves." The current status of the negotiations is of little importance. What really counts is that the DUmmies believe that The One has stabbed them in the back by caving which makes for some great comedy material as you shall see. So let us now watch the DUmmies work themselves into an angry lather over what they perceive as the Obama cave in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks betrayed DUmmies make for FUnnie DUmmies, is in the [barackets]:
Breaking news. Obama caves.
[Did he have the courtesy of giving advance notice to Nostrils?]
I listened this morning to my news radio. The White House confirmed that Social Security and Medicare are now on the chopping block.
[Bring me the head of Alfredo Melson.]
After reading so many f*cking apologists here, telling me that the rumors were false, that there would be no SS or Medicare cuts, I can tell you I was shocked, shocked I say.
[Where would you like us to shove the giant screw, DUmmie ChairmanAgnostic?]
So, I turn on Mourning Joe, and who is there, gloating like a pig who found a brand new sty in which to wallow? Eric F*cking Cantor, refusing to even allow for any tax increase, but smiling because Obama has just f*cked himself and his chances for a second term.
[So what's the downside here?]
SS cuts and Medicare will hurt the lower, middle class citizens, and even more so, hurt the elderly and the sick, the very same people who Democrats were supposed to protect. These cuts will not only damage the Obama Label, it will hurt millions. Now, and for the foreseeable future.
[Look for the Obama Label... I feel that has song parody possibilities.]
Go ahead, stay loyal to the president. Ignore WaPo, NYT, and others, simply because you don't want to believe the message. But the fact is, only Nixon could go to China; only Obama could destroy Social Security and Medicare, two of the most successful social programs ever devised in this country.
[OT but EVERY TIME I go to a Chinese restaurant with my father, he tells the waiter the same old STALE Nixon in China joke which goes: Why did Nixon take Kissinger to China? Answer: With six you get eggroll. The Chinese waiters NEVER understand that joke which is expressed in their confused but embarrassed smiles. I have BEGGED my father to never tell that joke again but he just can't help himself. ...And now to the HILARIOUS DUmmie over the perceived betrayal by the Bamster...]
Every poll was behind standing up to this. Every poll supported increasing taxes on the rich. So Obama caves, in a quixote-like quest for his Lady Dulcinia of Bipartisanshit?
[Let's tax the rich because they got the stuff. That is the whole philosophy here. You got stuff...we want it!]
The big picture. Obama caves, stabs the middle class and the elderly in the back, AND rewards billionaires and large corporations? What a pretty big f*cked up picture.
[Send your complaint to Obama buddy Jeffrey Immelt somewhere out in the tax-free zone.]
I would rather a leader who cheats on his wife than a leader who cheats on the people of America.
[Good news! Client #9 is now free to pursue political interests again.]
For two years, Obama apologists have been mocking everyone who observed that he seemed to be maneuvering himself into a position from which he could make cuts to Social Security and Medicare. They said it was all paranoia, that he'd never touch these programs, etc., etc.
[Just wondering here what happened to Skinner's rule about never criticizing the One? I guess that rule is now Gone With the Wind.]
I'm still worn out from the public option debacle. Turned out it wasn't even on the f*cking table to begin with. So I'm with you. Past performance IS a good indicator of future results.
[Zilch in the past. Nada in the future.]
Never mind that we "waited and saw" Obama backstabbing us on every other issue. We still need to wait and see some more.
[Backstabbed DUmmies are FUn to watch!]
Thus far Obama has not done a SINGLE F*CKING THING to make people who have removed their lips from his ass and opened their eyes believe that this will be anything other than yet another disappointing cave to the right. What a terrible presidency this has turned out to be.
[How much will you pay me to remove your Obama/Biden bumper sticker?]
We wuz had by this man.
[Is that you Ben Burch?]
There should be ZERO cuts and the rich should get taxed back into the stone age...Where the f*ck is Candidate Obama when you need him...
[DUmmie economics explained. Tax the producers back into the stone age so the entire economy shuts down.]
Basically, I said, if he breaths on, looks at, or even nudges SS and/or Medicare, he has lost my vote.
[You left out whizzes on.]
Everyone give the White House HELL. Call the lines. This is unacceptable.
[Yes. Tell them Operation Fast & Furious was an outrage.]
We need a major grassroots movement. And the tea party movement is NOT a grassroots movement. Being funded by big corporations and the wealthy and given media accessibility even when there's only less than a hundred people present is not a grass roots movement.
[Remember the Coffee Party?]
Yeah, I actually figured he was an agnostic during the campaign,
but now it seems like he actually might believe what he says. He seems visibly uncomfortable whenever he has to talk about gay rights or gay people. He acts... well ... like a conservative christian...
[There might be another reason for that discomfort.]
I think I finally figured out the Obama circle logo. I thought it was a wave, but no it is the entrance to a cave!
PRIMARY HIM !!!!!
[PAGING KOOKCINICH !!!!!]
If this is true, it makes him the worst negotiator ever, but having seen some of his other "negotiations", I may not want to believe this, but I don't find it hard to believe it.
[It would be a pleasure to play poker with Obama.]
no one gives a f*ck what WE THE PEOPLE thing
[I thing therefore I am.]
I'm watching Van Jones and plan to go to the meet-up of his organization on July 17. Van Jones is a better speaker than Obama, and hopefully more honest.
[Yup! Van Jones was completely honest in where he was coming from when he joined the Communist Party.]
I am so not surprised - but I am sick of it and sick of Obama period. what a monumental liar.
he has "CAVED" on all Democratic issues. F*ck, I wish I never voted for that asshole.............I want a do over. Never again. I will not vote for the lesser of two evils!!!! Period!!! Call me Independent or Green. Sick of Corporate American politics!!!!!!!!! I am out!!!!
[May I now place your order for an Obama/Biden bumper sticker removal kit?]
F*ck you Mr. President. I will be cold and in my grave before you get my vote or money again.
[Is that you, Joe Biden?]