Fantasy draft: DUmmies start movement to challenge Obama!
Challenge We Can Believe In! That's the cry in DUmmieland these days, as the dissatisfied DUmmies talk of starting a movement to challenge Obama in the 2012 primaries. We'll read about it here in this THREAD, "Why don't we start a movement - an online draft movement to challenge Obama."
Fantasy draft? Yes, of course. It won't go anywhere. These are the DUACos we're talking about, after all. But then that's all the more reason why it's FUn for us to read!
So let us hop on board DUmmieland's monorail and get off at Fantasyland, where the DUmmie draft geeks write in Primary Color Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, chuckling at how BO has gone from Obamessiah to Obamembarrassment, is in the [Barackets]:
Why don't we start a movement - an online draft movement to challenge Obama.
["Hey, kids, let's put on a SHOW!" "Say, that'd be SWELL!"]
[Alright, draft geeks, who's on your fantasy boards?]
I know the majority of DUers love Kucinich, but I don't think he can win.
[NO! Where is your FAITH?? What makes you think Kookcinich CAN'T win?]
Personally I would love to draft Howard Dean.
[Draft the daft: Daffy Dean.]
[You've come to the wrong place for THAT!]
[He's on the short list.]
[The little-known heroine of the DUmp. I think there are fifteen people outside of DUmmieland who have even heard of her. But if this Elizabeth Warren person somehow were to be elected, and she then disappoints the DUmmies, soon they'll be carrying signs, "IMPEACH E. WARREN!"]
Warren - yes!
[Warren - who?]
Reich is an outsourcer and a free-trader.
[The Turd Reich.]
never anyone from Chicago again. . . .
[Hey, I resemble that remark!]
[Plugs! Yes! Hardscrabble Joe from Scranton PA! He's clean, he's articulate. . . . Joe, stand up, let the people see ya! . . . Oh, God love ya! What am I talking about?]
a Democratic challenger will only waste party resources and weaken Obama against the Rethug candidate.
Obama is the Only One Who Has a Chance of Winning and if we lose, we're done. Huckabee or Palin would finish off what's left of our freedom and turn it into Jesusland and start WW3 aka Crusade 2 against all those Muslims.
[Palinoia strikes deep . . .]
Hillary could, with Obama's endorsement
[What are you smoking?? Like either side of that comma could really happen. . . .]
If we primaried him and put up a good candidate we could easily win the general. . . .
[Put down the bong pipe and take a whiff of reality: You guys are STUCK with Barry O!]
Obama is acting like a Republican already, he is to the right of Reagan.
[Do you mean Ron Reagan the ballerina? Maybe.]
The Pendulum Always Moves to the Right
[Except for the Pitt and the Pendulum.]
Why don't we shoot ourselves in the foot?
[Great idea! Go for it!]
No primary challenger has ever made a sitting President stronger against his opponent. If you don't like Obama, wait till you're saying President Gingritch.
[Somebody set up us the Newtron bomb!]
John Kitzhaber of Oregon.
[How about Hans Katzenjammer of the FUnnie Papers?]
[The Potted Plant is ready to throw his rock into the ring.]
[And leave that huge audience on Current TV?]
[And leave that huge audience on MSNBC?]
Cenk would destroy Obama in a debate.
[You'll love it, Barry! Whole rooms simply stuffed with Turkish Debate!]
Gravel also served in the military
[What, in the War of 1812?]
Uh, Cenk wasn't born in the United States
[Didn't stop Obama.]
You really think we can get away with that twice?
Howard said No.
I wish to start a movement to rid ourselves of these stupid threads. . . .
I'd like to suggest Alan Grayson of Florida
[YES! There's your man! The entertainment value would be through the roof!]
[All in favor, say, Aye-yi-yiii!!! Alan "Dick" Grayson it is!]