Friday, November 19, 2010

Perpetrator of Rove Indictment Hoax Sermonizes About Morality

Who should be the LAST person in the world to sermonize about political morality? If you had answered WILLIAM RIVERS PITT you would be correct. However, that is exactly what Pitt did in his SERMON titled, "Hateful Days." Pitt just loves to point his finger castigating tons of folks (conservatives) but the ONE opportunity he had to APOLOGIZE for the fraud he committed with partner-in-crime, Jason Leopold, ended up as one overlong self-pitying WHINE best described as a partial birth non-apology. For those still unfamiliar with this particular piece of Pitt fraud, Will declared on May 13, 2006 that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, 2006. When nothing happened in the days that followed, rather than own up to his fraud, Pitt pretended that the indictment would be revealed in 24 BUSINESS hours. Mighty long business hours since we are still waiting for both the indictment as well as Pitt's apology. Yeah, Will did go into hiding from the shame for awhile but he soon returned and regressed to his finger-pointing lecturing while conveniently NEVER referring to the FRAUD that he perpetrated. So this latest sermon in deep hypocritical mode is nothing new for Pitt but since he continues to engage in such sermonizing, I won't be hesitating to point out the utter hypocrisy he presents. So let us now watch the Karl Rove Indictment Scoop Hoaxster deliver yet another sermon about morality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to BoBo the Hobo, is in the [brackets]:


Hateful Days

[Hateful Days starting with the Day of May 12, 2006.]

There is a great deal of hate in my heart today.

[You HATE the fact that the exposure of your journalistic HOAX has condemned you to remain forever a sad joke.]

Not the healthiest condition to find myself in, but these things sometimes cannot be helped. The hate is a free-flowing thing, expanding in all directions because, simply put, there is something to revile and despise in virtually every direction I turn.

[Any hate directed toward your hoaxster partner in crime, Jason Leopold?]

Sarah Palin's ridiculous reality show was a ratings blockbuster. Hateful.

[William Pitt's indictment scoop was a hoax. Hateful.]

George H. W. Bush is getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom, because Mr. Obama just can't help sucking up to the very Republicans who are about to make a project out of throttling his administration. Hateful.

[William Rivers Pitt getting credibility when he perpetrated his hoax. Hateful.]

There will be no punishment for those who destroyed CIA evidence of rampant torture during the Bush administration. Wildly hateful.

[And where is your EVIDENCE that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006?]

One cannot swing one's dead cat by the tail these days without striking something that makes me want to give up on this tepid reporting job and take up firebombing.

[What REALLY makes you want to take up firebombing is your realization that your HOAX destroyed any real career you fantasized about in journalism. Oh, and you also pretty much poisoned your well as far as a political career is concerned.]

Barring that, the only other reasonable solution would seem to be undertaking a deep and profound heroin habit. Just shoot up and float away, leave all this mad and awful noise behind and go chase the dragon for a bit.

[Bizarre. Pitt actually fantasizing about shooting up with dirty heroin needles. Ah, the "good" life is only a shot away!]

Why not? Thanks to our Afghanistan adventure, there is a glut of the stuff on the world market. It makes perfect sense, in a way; where is the fun in enduring a massive global economic and political meltdown and rampant joblessness without an ample, cheap supply of good smack?

[Pontificated Pitt between crack pipe hits.]

Heroin is bad for you, I know. But so is politics. These days, both are equally poisonous to the body and soul.

[Doesn't shooting up with heroin make your voice unusually hoarse? Perhaps Pitt's raspy voice is not all due to just desperately sucking on the cancer sticks.]

More than half the members of Congress are millionaires - 261 of them, to be exact - which puts the stalled conversation on erasing the Bush-era tax breaks for the wealthy into much greater and more nauseating perspective.

[And how many in Congress are useless Trust Fund Kids? You're the expert on that subject, Pitt.]

The Democrats squandered this sure-fire winner of an issue in the run-up to the midterms (two-thirds of Americans want those tax cuts repealed) while simultaneously dropping the ball on extending the tax cuts for the middle class. Why, we asked? What's the point? Did they want to lose in November? No, I suppose they didn't...but it sure looks now like they want to be rich more than they want to be in the majority, and the rest of us, again, are left to suck on it.

[You need not fear, Pitt. Your Holy Trust Fund payments will be unaffected by taxes. Your smart family lawyers worked that out for you.]

The Democrats...ah, yes, the Democrats. Seldom in history has there been a larger collection of utterly useless people than the motley mob of elected officials who rally under the banner of the Democratic Party. They had the House, the Senate, the White House and put two new Justices on the Supreme Court, and yet with all that power and influence, found themselves blown out yet again in a midterm election. It's not that they were ineffective during those years - quite the contrary, in fact. But if a tree falls in the forest and the media doesn't report on it, did it happen? The virtual blackout of reporting on what the Democrats got done can certainly be blamed to a degree on the "mainstream" news media, but it goes far beyond that, and must in the end be laid at the feet of a hapless party and a president who appears to have attended the Blind, Deaf 'n Dumb School of Political Messaging.

[The Trust Fund Kid is from the just DUmb School of Political Messaging.]

During the dark days of the Great Depression, President Roosevelt pushed through a massive slate of federal programs aimed at getting the economy back on its feet. There was serious right-wing resistance to these programs, just as there is today, but with one vital difference. Back then, Roosevelt and his administration made damned sure the American people knew where and how they were being helped by these programs, and who exactly was providing that help. The Nation's Stephen Duncombe explained it thusly:

[Roosevelt entered office in 1933. Did the Depression end that year? Nope. 1934? Nope. 1935? Nope. 1936? Nope. 1937? Nope...In fact it got WORSE that year. 1938? Nope? 1939? Nope? 1940? Nope. 1941? FINALLY after all those years the Depression begins to end...Thanx to WWII. LONGEST depression in American history by far.]

Today, most Americans think Mr. Obama was the one who pushed the TARP bailout through. Most Americans are not aware that the Obama administration orchestrated a tax cut for 95% of Americans. Most Americans don't know a damned thing about the ways they are being helped and bettered by the accomplishments of the Obama administration and this last Congress, and that is because Mr. Obama and his friends in Congress failed utterly to tell them about it.

[We won't fail to tell the public about the HOAX your perpetrated about Karl Rove's indictment.]

President Roosevelt can be heard spinning in his grave; politics is not just about policy, a fact FDR knew well, but is also about messaging and explanation. The Democrats have fallen short on any number of issues, but they have not been abject failures by any stretch, and the reason they appear to be so today is almost entirely their fault. When you run the whole government, there are plenty of ways to get the media to cover your work the way you want it covered (Fox News notwithstanding). There are plenty of ways to inform the people of what you’ve been up to, as FDR so clearly proved. They didn't get this done, in any way at all, and that failure is about to reap bloody dividends.

["I pulled that day, in fact, what may stand as my first and, arguably, most formidable Full F*ckup on DU. I posted a thread stating flatly that we all had to stand behind the President during this time. Bigass bold-lettered post. It seemed the thing to do, given what was happening. I don't know about you, but politics took a back seat to thinking about rescuing survivors and going down to the hospital to give blood...and some of the hard truths about what was really going on were still out there in the fog, and all I was thinkiing was "Gotta get through this," and so there was that post."]

What was it Mick Jagger said? "I'll be in my basement room, with a needle and a spoon..."

["Somewhere in the last couple of years, I became a name. I worked very hard to make that happen, to be sure. 18 hours a day, 350,000 miles across to and from pretty much every state in the nation...hell, we all started here wanting to do something about what was happening, and I did my small part to take up that call, and in the process managed to become a writer and a speaker that others looked to. I wouldn't be doing *any* of this, probably, if it wasn't for DU. I decided to try to do something, and managed to work myself into a position where I could."]

At first blush, this story offers nothing more than another reason to let the hate flow freely. A library groundbreaking for George W. Bush? What will the exhibits be made of? The bones of murdered Iraqi civilians and the folded flags of dead American soldiers? Maybe they can have a wing dedicated to shredded bits of the Constitution his administration treated with such overwhelming disdain. The very thought of such a place being erected makes me want to break things.

["The sticky part came when I forgot that I could no longer be "just another DUer" and couldn't let fly whenever I chose. You know what I mean, because if you've spent any time here, you've done this. Yes, you have. You get angry about the news, the state of things, some Democratic failure to act, and maybe you get a glass of wine into you, and you flame away on the keyboard...and then come back the next day hoping nobody remembers or gives a damn that you were throwing haymakers and acting the fool."]

The pictures of the protesters, however, tell a different story: clad in black with featureless white masks, they served to remind Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney and the rest of us that the ghosts of the last decade do not lie easily in their mass grave, that the perpetrators of gross crimes will be pursued by the people for as long as they draw breath, and that the truth of it all is not yet buried. These are hateful days, but once again, it is a person like Cindy Sheehan who shows us the way.

["The stickier wicket, aw hell, let's be honest and call it the stickiest wicket, came when I posted the truthout story that Karl Rove had been indicted. Another thread in big block letters."]

Hunter S. Thompson once said, "One of the basic rules of politics is Action Moves Away from the Center. The middle of the road is only popular when nothing is happening." Well, there is plenty going on today, and the middle of the road is now good only for long yellow stripes. Yes, I hate, with depth and passion, and have much cause to do so. But if those protesters at the Bush Library teach us anything, it is that hate must be channeled if it is to have any real effect. Theirs was an eloquent protest, and ours must be the same.

["For clarity: Truthout stands by this story, today as yesterday, as described on the blog page. Period, end of file. I am not speaking for them in any official capacity, because this is a personal thread, but I can read the TO blog as clearly as you can. If you want more than that, consult an astrologist, or talk to someone besides me. Read the first sentence of this paragraph again if further clarity is required on the basic premise."]

No retreat, the man once said. No surrender.

["I am not going to engage in any back-and-forth about how TO handled and/or reported the story, and if you're looking for that brawl, look elsewhere. TO stands by the story, and that's where it's at, period. The truth will out when Fitz is ready to share." ...And now the other DUmmies respond to the Whining Hypocrite... ]

I am very sad that you had to write this...

["When this story pans out, and all the little fish try to swim home, I am going to say "Sorry, you had the chance to stand with an ally, and instead, decided to say 'I find it very hard not to be skeptical.'"]

Anger is a gift. I've never forgotten that.

["You could have asked. I would have gladly explained the inside sourcing that I cannot reveal publicly. I would have told you. Happily. I would have explained how Joseph Wilson independently verified a half dozen other sources, none of whom are connected. We had a guy **deleted**."]

By the way, I know you are a huge HST fan. I got to hang out with he and Ken Kesey at Kesey's farm in 1991. It was a gas to listen to the good Doctor speak about the Gulf War as he passed me tumblers of Wild Turkey.

["I'd have told you, had you asked, because you are owed that much. But sadly, no. You threw me and Jason and truthout under the bus. Publicly, because you do not have the COURAGE to stand with someone who has stood with you. You couldn't even do it silently."]

so you are encouraging hatred, blaming Obama and praising Cindy?

["This was a wheat-from-the-chaff moment, and you failed. You spend a good deal of time talking about standing strong, but you publicly fucked one man who has stood stronger for you more than any other. Name for me please the New York Times and international best-selling book, translated into twelve languages, that thanks you and your site above anything else. First and foremost."]

Your words are very inspiring to those of us

[They might be a wee bit more inspiring IF Pitt ever owns up to the fraud he perpetrated but that has NEVER happened. Meanwhile the Pittster continues pointing fingers and delivering political morality sermons.]

52 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I say yet again, Pitt is Troglaman, only more polite and wordy. But they are cut from the same cloth....both are minds in desperate search for a single coherent thought.

3:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These people really need to do something about their hate issues. It's sick and unhealthy. There are people in this world who have survived some unbelievable atrocities and they don't wallow in hatred.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the praise for Roosevelt, it's amazing that Pitt doesn't know what he did to Japanese-American citizens.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"politics is not just about policy.....but is also about messaging and explanation"

It's ALWAYS about the policy.

Which is why the American people completely rejected the Obama administration in the election.

Spin doesn't work anymore.

It's the 21st century, and we can fact check your ass.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"politics is not just about policy.....but is also about messaging and explanation"

I think it might also have something to do with how you make people feel. If you call them racist, stupid, and tell them to STFU, no matter what your policies are, people aren't going to take kindly to you.

Americans did reject policies, but most of us still haven't waded through all 300 pounds of the health care bill. What we were really rejecting is an elitist and disrespectful attitude from some leaders who seem to have forgotten who they work for.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"Heroin is bad or you, I know. But so is politics. These days both are equally poisonous to the body and soul."

When self-love goes over the cliff. Reading Pitt is like wading through a river of molasses, he leaves no cliche unturned and takes ten sentences to say what anyone else would say in one.

And he's a friggin' crybaby, turning every personal bellyache into a statement of cosmic despair.

Still, his message of hatred and self loathing resonates with the DUmmies who are even bigger crybabies. Waah! We lost an election, everything sucks. I'm gonna do drugs! I'm gonna move to New Zealand! I'm gonna firebomb McDonald's! I'm gonna order an extra large pizza and sulk in the basement!

5:15 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

I think Mr. Pitt has already been mainlining..

He IS good for a laugh or two in a totally sanctemonious and gut churning way though isn't he?

The tiny peeks we get into the dream world he inhabits are both mezmerizing and scary..

If it weren't for the fact that the man CAN write and write quite well I might add, we could chalk him up to just another moonbat.

Unfortuantely, he IS able to 'sway' people with his pen.

Thankfully, those he CAN sway are already so far gone that it doesn't really matter...

The 2000 election lives on in his heart and mind (Along with the 1980Olympics eh?) and his BDS will only consume him in the end, something that the heroin will only accelerate.

Score yet ANOTHER one for GWB!

p.s. of course, he would NEVER have the guts to actually succumb to heroin. Typical moonbat!

Hypocrits to the end, every one of them!

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'The virtual blackout of reporting on what the Democrats got done can certainly be blamed to a degree on the "mainstream" news media'...

This guy certainly has a frontal lobe full of smack.

A blackout of what they did to us was the only thing that could have saved them! We're still getting deluged with their propaganda.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Who should be the LAST person in the world to sermonize about political morality? If you had answered WILLIAM RIVERS PITT you would be correct." PJinc

"I say yet again, Pitt is Troglaman, only more polite and wordy." jackhammer jerome

I'm liberal. My family's liberal. My friends are liberal. My co-workers are liberal. My State senator's a liberal. My US congressman's a liberal. My Governor's a liberal. Both my US senators are liberal.

Being the curious nomadic creature I am, I've asked many members of my vast liberal community if they've ever heard of William Rivers Pitt.

Here are the results of my unscientific poll:

98% - "Brad Pitt is totally cool"

1% - "It's right up the road...take a left after Bob Smith's Mine Shaft".

1% - "The ass-crack who got played by Rove"

I swear to God, a couple of us got it right.

But more importantly, the guy is virtually unknown and/or ignored in liberal circles.

WRP's influence according to libs - insignificant

WRP's influence according to PJinc - HUGE

I'm here to tell you all - us libs don't give a good goddamn about what's said or not said by Pitt.

And jackhammer? Show me, troglaman, where I'm just like Pitt. Or can you simply say "trog" and everyone instantly understands what you're sa...?

Holy shit. I'VE BECOME ICONIC!

Thankyouthankyouthankyou...I love you...THANK YOU FOREVER MY LITTLE TROG POD!!! Oh God. I can't believe it!

1:12 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

OK...What sounds better?

1. Trog Pod?

2. Trog Squad?

3. Trog's Pod Squad?

I lean towards 'Trog's Pod Squad" myself.

Of course, members will have to reach certain standards.

Stay tuned.

1:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anger is a gift. I've never forgotten that."-DUmmie

That's why it's called the present. No... wait...

1:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I lean towards 'Trog's Pod Squad" myself."-troglaman

It's possible pets have names for the families they live with and entertain.

I lean towards, 'the families don't care what the pets call them'.

1:53 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Jesus. What a pompous, delusional gasbag. Apparently the prize exhibit in the buffoon cage really believes he is some elder statesman and conscience (Hah!) of the Left. Pathetic, really.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"I'm liberal. My family is liberal. My friends are liberal. My co-workers are liberal, My state senator's a liberal. My U.S. congressman's a liberal. My Governor's a liberal. Both my U.S. senator's are liberal." [troglaman]

You're a regular hot-house flower, aren't you troggy? You must live in Seattle, Washington, probably near the UW campus.

"I'VE BECOME ICONIC."

No, just silly.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

"OK...What sounds better?" Troggy

I kinda like "trogladouche".

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Hey, Dumb Ass Tanker - are you referring to Pitt or Troglaman?

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"I'm liberal. My family's liberal. My friends are liberal. My co-workers are liberal. My State senator's a liberal. My US congressman's a liberal. My Governor's a liberal. Both my US senators are liberal." - Troglaman The Guttersnipe

Let's take this one at a time:
"I'm liberal." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe

No - you're a vicious, dishonest, hate-mongering Anti-American Moonbat, Guttersnipe.

"My family's liberal." - Troglaman the Gutternipe

Which makes you a good advertisement in favor of abortion.

"My friends are liberal. My co-workers are liberal." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe

Your friends and co-workers are likely Moonbats, drug fiends or drunks, sane coherent people would never be able to tolerate your insanity, Guttersnipe.

"My State senator's a liberal. My US congressman's a liberal. My Governor's a liberal. Both my US senators are liberal." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe

Your state senator and congressman are both likely to be a Moonbat. At least one of your US Senators is a brain-dead Moonbat. Your governor is only in office because she was able to steal the election just like Franken stole the election for US Senate in Minnesota.

As for being an icon, if you consider being an icon for selective breeding an accomplishment, congrats.

10:34 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

You're right, Susie...your name for Guttersnipe is vastly superior to his offerings.

10:35 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

If it weren't for TSA agaents, troglaman would have no sex life at all.

11:45 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"I'm liberal. My family's liberal. My friends are liberal. My co-workers are liberal. My State senator's a liberal. My US congressman's a liberal. My Governor's a liberal. Both my US senators are liberal."

Wow, I wouldn't brag about all th e failure that surrounds you.

11:46 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"If it weren't for TSA agaents, troglaman would have no sex life at all." laz

Got that right.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Apparently the prize exhibit in the buffoon cage really believes he is some elder statesman and conscience (Hah!) of the Left. Pathetic, really." dumbass

No.

What I said was that I asked around my vast vile, liberal community and nobody has heard of William Rivers Pitt. Therefore, thinking he speaks for liberals is friggin crazy-impossible.

You're stupid and make no bones about it. Carry on. The Trog's Pod Squad admissions board has shown special interest in you.

1:19 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

It's another TROGLAPUNK Double Post™!!!

2:44 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"troglaman said...
"If it weren't for TSA agaents, troglaman would have no sex life at all." laz

Got that right."

Just thought it bears repeating.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

No, Jerome, I was simply speaking of Pitt and his apparent, if wholly unjustified, belief in his own gravitas. Trogladouche certainly is a pompous fool, and in his egotistical vanity does seem to think I was addressing some part of his pointless spew when I was speaking of Pitt's remarkable powers of self-deception, but really trog just has gravid ass rather than gravitas.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

We know both Kim Jong-il and the American teabaggers love war and want to see America fail!!!!

http://whitenoiseinsanity.com/2010/11/23/north-korea-attacks-south-korea-over-night/

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Thanks Tanker...those are so similar in their delusionary proclamations of their own genius it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.

3:13 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

"troglaman said...
"If it weren't for TSA agaents, troglaman would have no sex life at all." laz

Got that right."

Gosh, LL, troggy's frequent flyer miles must be adding up. Poor troggy has to get his jollies somewhere.

4:29 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I read MailOnline's story this morning in which TSA workers hate having to patdown obese passengers or people with personal hygiene problems. I'm thinking that troggy falls into the latter.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Trogladouche certainly is a pompous fool"

That, sir, is an insult to pompous fools everywhere!

7:48 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Did you hear that? What the hell was it, laz?" trog

...bearsbearsbearsbearsbears...

"Just thought it bears repeating." laz

Ha Ha. Get it? Probably not. It could be my fault. Hey look, drinking a quart of Everclear and trying to cram my head up my for the last hour or so can be tiring. Speaking of that...

According to jackhammer,we've got troglaman getting sex at an airport pat-down...troglaman cramming his head up his ass...troglaman accused of being a little girl who's wee-wee'd her lace panties...anyone see a common, creepy thread here?

And since these little threads of thought come from your little brain, jackhammer, 'projection' is off the table. I'm not projecting anything. These are all your twisted little fantasies. They're not effective as insults (as you believe them to be). Why? Because they're more obviously a little window into your black and disturbing little heart.

And yes, it is that obvious.

12:02 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"anyone see a common, creepy thread here?"

Yes.

You're an asshole, Tourette's Syndrome boy.

And all the sane people here think that you're an asshole, too.

In fact, all of humanity thinks you're an asshole.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"I'm not projecting anything."

It's all you do.

10:10 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

"anyone see a common, creepy thread here?" troggy

No, I don't....I just see what a common, creepy person you are, trogladouche!

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PJ promised a Pitt Nativity scene. When are we going to see it.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

He's looking for an ass and trogaltroll refuses to sit still.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"He's looking for an ass and trogaltroll refuses to sit still." laz

This is laz suggesting my ass is interesting.

My inner-homo sits on the Trogal Pod Squad admissions board, laz. You may be glad to know that both you and jackhammer are receiving special attention.

2:48 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"This is laz suggesting my ass is interesting."

"English, muthafucka. Do you speak it?"

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"This is laz suggesting my ass is interesting." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe

No - he's saying YOU ARE AN ASS, Guttersnipe.

"English, muthafucka. Do you speak it?" - Lazarus Long

Evidently he only understands Moonbat language, Lazarus.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

Exactly.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"What I said was that I asked around my vast vile, liberal community and nobody has heard of William Rivers Pitt. Therefore, thinking he speaks for liberals is friggin crazy-impossible."
To the best of my knowledge, trog, nobody here has ever claimed that Pitt "Speaks for liberals." He himself probably thinks he does, but that's as delusional as the music geeks who jam on an imaginary guitar in front of their mirror and pretend to be Keith Richards. We just regard Pitt as a pitiful, pompous goon who pretends to be a big leader of the left, and are eager to laugh heartily whenever he reveals what an inconsequential loser he really is.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"To the best of my knowledge, trog, nobody here has ever claimed that Pitt "Speaks for liberals." He himself probably thinks he does, but that's as delusional as the music geeks who jam on an imaginary guitar in front of their mirror and pretend to be Keith Richards." adam

You're right. So what the fuck? Why are we even talking about him? It's completely irrelevant. I don't get it other than the fact that none of you ever want to talk about any shit that actually means something.

That makes sense. Avoid. Talk about Pitt instead.

1:04 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"You're right. So what the fuck? Why are we even talking about him?"
You once again appear to be forgetting tht the whole point of the DUmmie FUnnies blog is to highlight the more idiotic posters and threads on DU to laugh at/ mock them. Pitt, with his pompous blatherings and brain- dead predictions, provides us with a LOT of mileage in that regard. So, we use him a lot, because he's always good for a laugh.

7:46 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"...he's always good for a laugh."

So is the trogalturd.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman the Guttersnipe still refuses to accept the fact that he and Pitt are the same...Pitt is simply more polished. And, like Guttersnipe, Pitt may not speak for all Moonbats, but he sure does represent the vast majority of their thinking process (if one can cal it thinking that is).

4:47 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Troglaman the Guttersnipe still refuses to accept the fact that he and Pitt are the same" jackhammer

Like I should. Jesus.

Is this what you're asking for, you fucking asshat? That I, troglaman, should finally capitulate THAT TROGLAMAN IS LIKE PITT?

Not going to happen.

Life doesn't offer many immeasurably stupid idiots. Ones that have no idea how stupid they really are. They're like a buried truffle. Dirty but good fungi.

You've just been trogalifried, jackhammer. Congrats. You're hopeless and you're number one.

3:01 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Life doesn't offer many immeasurably stupid idiots."

Well, that is a self-refuting thesis.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"Life doesn't offer many immeasurably stupid idiots. Ones that have no idea how stupid they really are. They're like a buried truffle." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe

And we do in some fashion appreciate that you dig yourself up over and over and over again to reveal how an immeasurably stupid idiot behaves, Guttersnipe.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"And we do in some fashion appreciate that you dig yourself up over and over and over again to reveal how an immeasurably stupid idiot behaves, Guttersnipe." jackhammer

All you can do is try to call me better names than I call you. That's all you do. That's the battle you've chosen to fight. That makes you a dumbass.

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

If that delusion keeps you happy (along with copious consumption of Everclear) more power to you, Guttersnipe.

I'm sure we're all awaiting the vile hate you're sure to spew next year when reality starts its relentless grind on your fantasy universe and triggers a whole series of your child-like temper tantrums.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Tell me how we're going to pay for a 4 trillion dollar hit if we continue Bush's tax cut for the upper 2%, jerry.

Just, for once, try. Bet you can't do it. You're much more interested in my mighty head in my mighty ass.

And that's what makes me smarter than you.

2:46 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I already did, Guttersnipe...and as usual it forced to slam your head up your ass because it was too much for your feeble comprehension skills and intelligence.

Your loss.

And you couldn't be smarter than me on your best day...so save the smarky BS, Guttersnipe.

2:59 AM  

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