Thursday, November 11, 2010

"The Bush-OBAMA Tax Cuts"?? Looney Left ABLAZE!



The Looney Left's bête noire, Chimpy McHitler, has recently emerged from the Führerbunker and awakened the latent BDS always boiling just beneath the surface. A softball interview on the Orca Windbag Show only served to rehabilitate the Evil One. What's next, a turn on Brush-Clearing With the Stars?

Well, if that were not enough, now comes President Obama morphing INTO Barack W. McSame! HuffPo has broken a story--perhaps just a trial baloney at this point--
"White House Gives In On Bush Tax Cuts," and even this whiff of a RUMOR is enough to set off a FIRESTORM across the Lands of the Looney Left! HUffieland, DUmmieland--KOmmieland, too, I'm sure--they're all ABLAZE with fury! The disappointment, the sense of betrayal, nay, the OUTRAGE, is palpable--and laffable! Judas Iscariot on a bait-and-switch! And the moonbats thrown under the bus!

This latest betrayal could provide DAZE of DUFU material! PJ may take up a different thread in about 24 couponing-business hours. But for now let's get started, shall we? Bolshevik Red, [barackets], you know the drill. . . .

White House Gives In On Bush Tax Cuts

[WHA-AA?? This must be a typo, right??]

President Barack Obama's top adviser suggested to The Huffington Post late Wednesday that the administration is ready to accept an across-the-board, temporary continuation of steep Bush-era tax cuts, including those for the wealthiest taxpayers.

[NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!]

That appears to be the only way, said David Axelrod, that middle-class taxpayers can keep their tax cuts, given the legislative and political realities facing Obama in the aftermath of last week's electoral defeat.

[Axelgrease must see the handwringing on the wall: All those Demo congresspeople worried that they'll lose their jobs in 2012. Plus, there's a certain Indonesian President who will be up for re-election. . . . Well, now let the bludgeoning begin . . .]

Paging Obama's backbone. Come in Backbone......[ Crickets ]

[Barry Hollow and the Crickets]

he was more like a guy who shot his wad too fast on healthcare and couldn't get it up again. . . . I was retaliating against those who were calling him a P*SSY, I told them it was the wrong word to use since P*ssies are TOUGH, they take a pounding, bleed for days and last forever. . . .

[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]

Obama was hired not voted.

[Well, at least SOMEBODY got a job!]

Diehard Obama supporter. Not any more. The last straw.

[The straw that broke the commie's back.]

LET'S FLOOD THE WHITE HOUSE WITH CALLS. THE REPUBLICANS CAN'T WIN ON THIS.

["The number you have reached has been disconnected. Calls are now being taken at 1-800-BUSH-WON."]

Now this. Very depressing.

[A record month for Paxil scrips!]

What hasn't he just given up on?

[Vacations?]

These tax cuts are what gave us the deficit we now have.

[Trillions of dollars in spending had NOTHING to do with it!]

if someone opposes Obama in a 2012 Primary, I will re-register as a Democrat just to be able to vote against him.

[GRAYSON 2012: In your heart, you know he's CA-RAAAAAAAAAZY!!!]

Mr Softee

[And I SCREAM!!]

Obama is a tool and a plant of the Republican party.

[A perfect ROVIAN plant! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Obama is the coal in our Christmas stocking.

[Santa Claus just came down the Chimpney.]

I AM OFFICIALLY NOT A OBAMA OR CLINTON DEMOCRAT! END OF ANY SUPPORT AT THIS VERY MOMENT! REPUKLICANS AND DEMONCRATS ARE NOW ONE AND THE SAME = SOLD OUT CROOKS TO THE RICHEST 400 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! TIME FOR REAL THIRD PARTY AS THE OBAMA LY1NG GAME IS OVER! This makes the KIETH OBLERMANN THING LOOK SMALL! IN TERMS OF GRAVITY! OBAMA JUST CAME TO THE END OF HIS ROAD!

[Thank you, e. e. cummings.]

It's a spending problem.

[HERESY! . . . But no Kewpie Doll or LFT, since they allow anyone to post on HuffPo.]

Obama has been America's Weimar Republic, the last utterly weak and incompetent pretense of "liberal" government. After his incompetence, the deluge.

[The 2012 election could make this year's Tsunami Tuesday look like a ripple in the kiddie pool.]

Like so many others, I loved Obama and the idea of Obama, and like most of his former base, I am now absolutely disgusted with him. The biggest farce of all is that Obama ran not just on hope but on "audacity." He's been about as audacious as a mole.

[The Audacity of Hype.]

Letting Obama be the national version of Kendrick Meek in a three-way with Perry and Bloomberg, in which progressives would join centrist independent pragmatists supporting Bloomberg, is the best solution for progressives wanting at least a moderate, smart, progressive on social issues presidency in an America betrayed by Obama's incredible cowardice, insecurity, incompetence, or whatever it is that has made him such a total loser and national joke.

[The Meek shall inherit the dearth.]

NOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!!!!!!­!!!

[YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!]

Relentless is not his middle name.

[It's Hussein, but don't go there.]

Hoped he was only bush lite, but now, wonder when he will change residence officially to TX.

[Don't mess with Texas--or Taxes! Hee! Hee!]

What the F'ing F?

[Stuned into silence!]

What is wrong with this man?

[You know that little scar-like line running down the side of his head? Microchip. Implanted months ago. Perfect little robot now.]

the Progressives need to support the Republicans when they move to impeach Obama. Then we can all support President Biden when he runs for re-election in 2012.

[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW! PLUGS 2012!]

IF THIS IS TRUE AND IT APPEARS TO BE! I VOW TO FIGHT THESE DEMONCRATIC CROOKS AT EVERY TURN JUST AS HARD AS I FIGHT THE REPUKICANS! ENJOY!

[CAPITALIST!]

Obama..you stink!

[B.O. Plenty!]

Obama the gutless wimp.

[Obama the just-like CHIMP!]

I AM OFFICIALLY OVER THIS GUY!

[Minus one swoonbat.]

What did I ever see in this guy?

[Make it two. It's like all the Tiger Beat girls found out Justin Bieber was cheating on them.]

22 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

It's great to watch the Troglaman Clones lose their minds.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Fear and loathing in DUmmieville as the DUmmies stare into the political abyss and the abyss stares back.

If they can't back Obama who can they back? Dennis Kucinich is too weird, Bernie Sanders is too red, Barbara Boxer is too stupid and Barney Frank is too...

Sorry DUmmies, you voted for him and you're stuck with The One, at least until 2012.

3:23 PM  
Anonymous 98ZJUSMC said...

These drooling infants had brains?!?!?

Who knew?

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they all deserve Kewpie Dolls for figuring out what everyone else with a brain already knew; Obama is full of Hot Air.

He's a politician not a messiah.....and not a very good politicians at that.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Shoot, they're all just stupid lemmings. If tomorrow was election day, 2012, they'd crawl all over each other to vote for the scumbag, obamessiah. Whining is just second nature to them.

5:41 PM  
Anonymous JK said...

Is it wrong that I'm starting to sincerely feel sorry for Obozo?

As I've tried to explain to countless of the Kool-Aid Krowd since 2008, EVEN IF I actually approved of his ideology or thought all the horrible parts of his agenda he's tried to ram through were actually effective or would make sense in any rational universe ...

... even if I believed all that, Ogabe would STILL be arguably the worst President in American history.

Why? Because he is woefully unqualified. He has no idea what he's doing. He's the Chief Executive of the world's most powerful organization - and he's never managed a Taco Bell. He's never led anything. He's never managed anything.

Ever. A couple years as a legislator (voting present!) just doesn't cut it.

Why is that so hard to understand?

He was almost guaranteed to be a colossal failure. Would ANYBODY hire this guy, based on his resume, for a CEO position in ANY company?

Of course not. He wouldn't get an interview.

Ideology has nothing to do with it. He's just entirely unqualified.

And because of it, he's managed to make "colossal failure" seem pretty good in comparison. He's flopped beyond even my worst expectations.

The fact that even the loony left is picking up on the obvious is just frosting on the cake.

Note to liberals: next time, whatever you believe ... please just pick somebody who can do the job.

Anybody.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I understand feeling a bit sorry for Obama, JK. The Left completely set up Obama for failure, elevated him to a messiah-like status, and now they're going to tear his flippin head off for not meeting their fantasy expectations.

It's kind of funny, these are tax cuts, many for the middle and working class. People are going absolutely nuts as if this were the worst thing the country could possibly do! Extend some tax cuts. Geesh, do they really hate us that much? Somebody might not get fleeced this April so the DUmmies fly into a rage??

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Somebody might not get fleeced this April so the DUmmies fly into a rage??" Absolutely! Somebody makes more money than they do, and IT ISN'T FAIR!! whimper, whimper. Tell you what dummies, if you are willing to risk your own money, start a business, and put in 14 to 16 hour days for 6 or 7 days a week for 5 to 10 years, why you might be an overnight success, too! Once that happens, then unless you give all your money to some welfare slut, you are the biggest hypocrite in the world.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Britt said...

Yeah, what JK said. Leaving aside the whole ideology thing, why would someone vote for a guy who has so little experience? Every manager at every Wal-Mart, Starbucks, and AutoZone in the country knows more about management. Every single mayor of every town in the country knows more about management.

Hell, you probably could have thrown a rock into your average football crowd and hit someone with more executive experience than Obama. He literally had to learn on the job. I'd feel sorry for him if he was drafted into it, but he wasn't. When Clinton won his second term, Obama was a lawyer. Bush was elected to a second term the same day Obama won the Senate seat in IL. Who the fuck thought putting a total neophyte in the big chair was a good idea? I understand the black vote, and college students are morons on the whole. Yet there were sober, responsible adults who really thought Barack Obama was ready to lead the largest nation in the world, despite the fact that ten years ago he was just another one of the lawyers in a Chicago firm.

Still blows my mind, 2 years later.

10:41 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The Looney Left's bête noire, Chimpy McHitler, has recently emerged from the Führerbunker and awakened the latent BDS always boiling just beneath the surface. A softball interview on the Orca Windbag Show only served to rehabilitate the Evil One. What's next, a turn on Brush-Clearing With the Stars?" PJinc

If this isn't proof that PJ sporadically indulges in psychedelia, I don't know what is. I'd lay money his desert-island favorites include Pink Floyd and the Alan Parsons Project.

I feel it important to point out that nothing he's saying is provable. It's rhetoric. If you somehow view it as having anything to do with reality, you're a dumbshit.

Here's why:

This is how PJinc describes the coming out of Bush's recent memoir, "Decision Points"-

"The Looney Left's bête noire, Chimpy McHitler, has recently emerged from the Führerbunker and awakened the latent BDS always boiling just beneath the surface."

There you go.

Let me ask you asshats something. Have libs called W "Chimpy McHitler"? Or has PJinc? Have libs referred to W's home as "the Fuhrerbunker"? Or has PJinc?

I somehow think most of you will walk away from this thinking the libs are guilty as charged. However, I can assure you we've never called W 'Chimpy McHitler. Nor have we referred to his home as 'the Fuhrerbunker'. These colorful descriptions are entirely PJ's. Not ours. From our point of view, this is some crazy-assed shit.

But it makes perfect sense to you.

I'll never ever understand you fuckers. Not because I don't want to, but because I can't...my problem.

1:17 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Geesh, do they really hate us that much? Somebody might not get fleeced this April so the DUmmies fly into a rage??"

You forget, anon, that to the reactionary left "All your cash are belong to us!"


You don't actually create the wealth you earn, you STEEEEEEAL it from some poor homeless guy, some poor grandma, some poor working stiff.

What they never explain is how you steal from someone who has nothing.

Just as they never explain why you can never get a job from a begger.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Have libs called W "Chimpy McHitler"?

Were you born a fucking moron or did you Mom drop you repeatedly on your head as a child? Is it something you studied at school? Did you drop too much bad brown acid?

There has to be an explanation for the abysmal depths of your stupidity.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

Here, you apoplectic dung beetle, it took me about 3 microseconds:

http://www.manlyrash.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bush-chimp.jpg

So why don't you take your crazy sandwich-board rants and shove them up you ass.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

""Have libs called W 'Chimpy McHitler'?"

Yes, yes they have. Do a little Googling, there's millions of hits: "Chimpy McPretzelchoker", the "Smirking Chimp", "Bushler", the "War Chimp", the ape, the monkey, the nazi, the Fuhrer, etc., etc.

It's all there. But you already knew that.

10:52 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Oh oh.. Troggie baby REALLY stepped into this time..

Never eh? Wow.....

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You know that little scar-like line running down the side of his head? Microchip. Implanted months ago. Perfect little robot now."-PJ

Is that the scar he covers with his middle finger so the person on stage with him doesn't see it? How thoughtful!

12:07 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Here, you apoplectic dung beetle, it took me about 3 microseconds:" literery laz

Chimp/Bush pictures. Notice there aren't any Hitler pictures. So the moniker "Chimpy McHitler" isn't fully explained by your link, laz.

Personally, I thought he looked like Afred E. Newman who was NOT a chimp.

But anyway, we never called him "Chimpy McHitler". PJinc did.

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Howard Alan Treesong said...

"But anyway, we never called him
'Chimpy McHitler'..."


Of course you didn't, all those Bush/Hitler pictures on Google were photoshopped by Rove. All those "Bush = Hitler" signs were printed by the RNC.

Idiot.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"all those Bush/Hitler pictures on Google were photoshopped by Rove" fucking howard

Did we call him "Chimpy McHitler" or did PJinc? That's a simple question in case you hadn't noticed...howard.

4:22 AM  
Anonymous Elrodn Hubbard said...

troggy,

"Did we call him 'Chimpy McHitler' or did PJinc?"

The definitive answer to that question is somewhere in the bowels of the Internet. I don't think that any of us have the time or the inclination to sift through millions of hits on Google.

"Chimpy McHitler" sounds like someone mocking the over the top hysterics of the DU and assorted moonbats. [Although it does sound like something you'd say.]

11:30 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"But anyway, we never called him "Chimpy McHitler"."


http://gawker.com/5271585/bush-exiled-to-canada

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1941165&mesg_id=1942796

http://tjic.com/?p=1374

http://rossdouthat.theatlantic.com/archives/2007/05/the_case_of_john_ashcroft.php

2 microseconds.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Thanks Lazarus, that answers the question to everyone's satisfaction except, undoubtedly, troglaman's.

8:46 PM  

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