Thursday, November 04, 2010

"WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!"/ "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat"

It must take some strong drugs for a Democrat to derive any pleasure from the pounding they took on Tsunami Tuesday. But leave it to the members of the Reality-Based Community® to read those repudiating results as an AFFIRMATION of their progressive agenda! Elisabeth Kübler-Ross would classify this as "Denial," I'm guessing, in her Five Stages of Grief.

Among the delusional deniers are DUmmie BanTheGOP with this
THREAD, "WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!" and DUmmie Pirate Smile with this THREAD, "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)"

So let us take a visit to the DUmmie FUnnie Farm, where the psychotropically-induced hallucinations are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, are in the [brackets]:



Big Winners
Barrack Obama
Harry Reid
David Coons
The Progressive Movement

[Big Winners
Pittsburgh Pirates
Los Angeles Clippers
Detroit Lions
The Cassette Movement]

Big Losers
The Republican Party
Sarah Palin
Rush Limbaugh
Glen Beck
The Tea Party
Sharron Angle

[Here in Bizarro World, winning am BAD!]

Losers Who Thought They Won
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul


Election Day 2010 was a BANNER day for the Democratic Party. . . .

[More like BRUCE BANNER, when he gets real angry. But you're not there yet, are you, BanTheGOP? You're still in Denial.]

President Obama has put out the most ambitious, most progressive agenda on the line, and progressives won overall because we kept the Senate, and even though we lost the House, we didn't lost it by much.

[The Pittsburgh Pirates didn't lose ALL 162 games!]

Yes, the House was lost.

[Just a flesh wound, a mere trifle!]

But we only lost by 60!

["Hey, that hole in the hull COULD be bigger!" --Captain Smith, RMS Titanic]

Considering many experts, including myself, were predicting up to a HUNDRED seats lost, and you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS. . . .

[The New Math! Or is it the New Meth?]

we will be able to focus our resources into ensuring that 2012 will be our YEAR where we will PERMANENTLY DESTROY THE rEPUBLICAN MOVEMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

[Man, what ARE you smoking!!!]

lets move forward, place the targets SQUARELY on the so called teabagger "winners" and COMMENCE FIRING!! Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, expect to be totally destroyed. By the time WE get done with you, YOU will be in prison for LIFE.


we will finally rid our society and our planet from the scourge of capitalist, republican oppression.

[OK, DUmmie BanTheGOP, you and your whopping 468 posts, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Are you some kind of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??? You post is SOOOO over the top, I'm guessing you might be MOCKING the DUmmies! But your deep delusion could just be a series traumatic-stress coping mechanism, I suppose. Well, in any case, let's see if anyone agrees with your unbounded optimism . . .]

I applaud your optimism.

[And question your sanity.]

Let's expose the whackos in the House and shut them down.

[News flash: Grayson is OUTTA THERE!]

it's time for Barack to lace up some Made-in-the-U.S.A. steel-toed sh*t-kickers.

[For his Made-in-Indonesia feet.]

There is going to be intense pressure on President Obama because his words and actions are going to set the tone for 2012. I have complete faith in his ability to maneuver through the minefields.

[That explosion on Tuesday night doesn't count.]

Did Prop 19 pass or something? lol! 'cause I want whatever you're smoking!

[BanTheGOP is all weed-weed up!]

I just don't have your enthusiasm, and maybe that's because last night we lost a congressman, senator and governor in my state (PA).

[But there's always your baseball team to get excited about! Go, Pittsburgh Pirates! Next year, we win it all!!]

And the in-fighting here at DU will resume shortly, I'm sure.

[Did it stop? I must have missed that.]

Hey Cleopatra, let me know when you're back from your trip up denial.

[A realist barges in.]

Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)

[Speaking of Pirates, this trip up Denial is from DUmmie Pirate Smile. Please continue, Pirate Smile . . .]

What do I have, rocks in my head?


The Republican nominating process is broken

[Two words: Alvin. Greene.]

The West is ours

[But the Midwest, the Upper Plains, the Great Lakes, the Deep South, the Mid-South, Texas, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida . . . Let's not go there.]

Even where we got slaughtered in House districts, we held our own statewide: One commentator called the Midwest "the killing fields" for Democrats. I couldn't think of a more apt description, and it applies to Florida, PA and upstate NY as well. But even still, we ran close statewide races in FL, PA, OH and IL.

[Close, but no Li'l Beaver cigar.]

For those reasons and more, I am PUMPED to be a Democrat today.

[I think someone has been pumping hallucinogenics into your latte.]

President Obama remains relatively popular

[Relative to diphtheria, say.]

The weak are accustomed to looking at everything through loss-tinted glasses. . . . We lost nothing but the weak of our party, and now are numbers are stronger than before. Days of triumph await us!

[Sent from the Führerbunker, April, 1945]

Feingold, Grayson and a lot of other great Progressives went down.


This happy talk reminds me of Hitler telling the German people that their Army was consolidating their victories in April of 1945.

[I am NOT kidding: I wrote that Führerbunker comment BEFORE I saw this post! Hee! Hee!]

And the OP failed to mention we lost ten governors's race and fifteen state legislatures. By objective standards it was the worst night for Democrats since WW ll.

[LA LA LA LA . . . I can't HEEEEEEEEAR you!!]

The weak only have inaction, morning, and dwelling on their own fears.

[Alright, DUmmie Militant_Left, with YOUR whopping 30 posts, I am beginning to suspect YOU are an LFT too! What is this, a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL Convention?]

Right on, onward and upward

[Let's lose some MORE! It am GOOD! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]

This post does nothing but blow sunshine up our asses.

[Where it can join Will Pitt's victory prediction!]

Yeah Im not feeling so bad about tuesday.

[Xanax, take me away!]

Grayson will be back! Hopefully he will run as senator next time. . . .


Get Marijuana measures everywhere we can. . . .

[Then it won't matter if we win OR lose! DUde!]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that hopium is some powerful stuff.

My advice to all you DUmmy optimists, is to keep doing what you're doing. Just pretend everything is rosy and mock and ridicule any voter who disagrees with you. I think that's going to be a winning strategy for 2012.

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

You know those two almost sound like Troglaman The Guttersnipe, but I know it can't be because they are too polite (not enough expletives).

3:37 PM  
Anonymous JB said...

Lousy Freeper Troll sounds about right for the two OP's. They better be careful of a tombstoning.

Did like the comment that Grayson might come back as a FL senator. Will look forward to zombie sen. Grayson: "Brains, must have brains; where are my brains."

9:51 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You know those two almost sound like Troglaman The Guttersnipe, but I know it can't be because they are too polite (not enough expletives)." jackhammer jerome

Wasn't it you that described me, troglaman, as jackhammering my head up my ass? Yes. Yes it was. So when it comes to you getting all pious and everything...well...your mom told me I had better technique than you. And she was sober when she said it. She had her teeth in and everything (how many expletives did I use there, dumbfuck?)

"It must take some strong drugs for a Democrat to derive any pleasure from the pounding they took on Tsunami Tuesday." PJinc

It was a pounding. But it was no tsunami. The Dems still hold two of three. You could have had both houses but you don't. Why you ask? Because you ran dumbshits like O'Donnell, Angle, etc., against sure-thing RepubliDUms. It was a no-brainer. You could've had both houses. But you don't.

Not my, troglaman's, fault. It's your fault, bitches. You fucked up.

But that's not to say you dumbshits aren't still...a royal pain in the ass. You are a particularly painful and itchy political hemorrhoid on America's rectum. There's no doubt about that. And I have supreme confidence you'll all prove it during the next two years. You have no answers.

Both Reagan and Clinton were in worse shape two years after they took office. Off-year elections are predictable.

Listen...if we extend the Bush tax-cuts, we'll add up to 4 trillion to the deficit. RepubliDUms want to do this. RepubliDUms want to reward corporations that send jobs overseas. These are the facts.

Maybe one of you Einsteins could tell my why either of these scenarios makes sense. Why we should enthusiastically embrace either notion.

Never mind. I already know you can't. Not even a little bit.

I was disheartened by our discussion about net-neutrality. I really was. None of you knew what you were talking about even though it is so so easy to figure it out. Dumbasses. Like I said..

A. Royal. Pain. In. America's. Ass.

So when does the impeachment shit start happening? Demanding a birth certificate and all that? And you'll all think it's a wise and prudent strategy.

1:07 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Listen...if we extend the Bush tax-cuts, we'll add up to 4 trillion to the deficit.

Well, I guess that must be what finally sold it to the Dems and Obama, since it looks like that's what'll happen. All the positive economic analysis failed to convince them, but as soon as they thought it would run up a couple of Big T's on the deficit, the Dems were in!

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

Hello Troggie.

You know what time it is...

Scream, Troggie, scream like i'm standing behind you in the shower!

10:06 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Listen...if we extend the Bush tax-cuts, we'll add up to 4 trillion to the deficit"

So you're against Americans keeping the wealth that they create?

Your knowledge of economics is....primitive.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"'s your fault bitches. You fucked up."

Yeah, is was our fault that the Rethuglicans only gained 69 seats in Congress. It was our fault that Repukes picked up 680 seats in state elections.

My own state, Wisconsin, (a blue state for the past twelve years) threw out three-term Senator Russ Feingold, threw out two Democrat Congressmen, elected a Republican governor, while Republicans took control of the state House and Senate.

Yeah, we really fucked up.

BTW, troggy didn't you predict the Donks would keep control of the House? You owe me a beer.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Peter Pissflaps said...

<< BTW, troggy didn't you predict the Donks would keep control of the House? You owe me a beer. >>

I'll bet you a beer that he welches on that bet, dickless little poser that he is.

4:00 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Fueled by gallons of Everclear and howling with blind insane rage at reality, TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - repeatedly power-slammed his head squarely up his ass and emitted piles of worthless mental excrement including the following:

Listen...if we extend the Bush tax-cuts, we'll add up to 4 trillion to the deficit.

That's if they don't cut spending. They were elected to cut spending and they damn well better or their stays in office will be VERY short.

And frankly it's better that the DSA still runs the Senate...that way they'll have to constantly defend deliberately doing things to keep the economy in recession. The only way that winning both houses of Congress would have helped would have been to do so with veto-proof majorities and that was not possible.

Not that someone with you extremely limited mental skills would understand that, Guttersnipe.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...


Could that window licking moron trogletroll be from the Bizzaro World?

5:22 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Well, I guess that must be what finally sold it to the Dems and Obama, since it looks like that's what'll happen. All the positive economic analysis failed to convince them, but as soon as they thought it would run up a couple of Big T's on the deficit, the Dems were in!" dumbass

What the fuck are you talking about? The RepubliDUms support extending the Bush tax cuts which will add around 4 trillion to the deficit during the next ten years. There's no getting around that fact, you friggin monkeys. order for that to make sense, we would need to reduce spending around 4 trillion during the next 10 years in order to just break even let alone reduce the fucking deficit.

You with me so far?

Here's the kicker - everything proposed by RebupiDUms will raise the deficit...while they proclaim reducing the deficit is their priority. It's not. Hasn't been since Ford. And yet you stupid dumbshits believe it to be true when IT HASN'T BEEN TRUE for over thirty years.

This is not a discussion about facts anymore. It hasn't been for a long time. It's about beliefs. That makes it a totally different conversation.

12:56 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Listen...if we extend the Bush tax-cuts, we'll add up to 4 trillion to the deficit" the mighty trog

"So you're against Americans keeping the wealth that they create?" literery laz


This is a real good example. I truly have not the first fucking idea of what you're talking about. Are you honestly saying that going 4 trillion more in debt to the Communist Chinese is equivalent to Americans keeping their wealth?

Maybe you are. That'd make you a real big dumbass.

1:07 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Oh, so now you're concerned about the deficit, troggy? The idea that working Americans should be allowed to keep more of their hard-earned money is abhorrent to you? You're just a pitiful loser, aren't you? It must be sad to be you.

6:40 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Oh, so now you're concerned about the deficit, troggy?" susie

Don't pull this on me, susie. I've been concerned about the deficit since we went into our two wars. I, unlike you, knew that the Bush tax cuts made it impossible to PAY FOR THE FUCKING WARS...hence us being in debt to the COMMUNIST CHINESE up to our eye balls.

I, troglaman, knew this. You, dumbass, seem to have missed it all those years and years ago.

You don't want to pay for your mistake. But we have to. You brave, kick-ass patriots wanted these wars. And now we have to pay for them. And yet, you can't bring yourselves to do that. In fact, you want to reduce your contribution. Less taxes and smaller government when just over 20 months ago you left us with 2 trillion-dollar wars and a collapsed economy.

Such brave and sacrificing patriots doing whatever they can for their country.

Truth is, you're not willing to give up shit for your country. In fact, you figure you're owed MORE from your country...during this time of all times.

I apologize for offending your all's delicate sensibilities, but fuck you.

Go to Texas. Succeed from the Union. Build your bunkers and compounds. Burn your Social Security checks and go to war with giant underground worms, crazed illegal immigrants, and an occasional Al-Qaeda operative. OK?

Go. Now.

2:27 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Hey troggy, go fuck yourself, do it today. You know nothing about us or what we do or what we think.

BTW: it's "secede" not "succeed". Your rage over the recent elections has gotten the better of you.

Stay in Washington. Secede from the union. Take your chemical compounds. Burn your welfare checks and go to war with giant Nascar retards, crazed teabaggers and an occasional Republican operatives. O.K.?

Go. Someplace else.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Gosh, this election sent you over the edge, didn't it, troggy. I think you're losing it, old man. Get you some help, you sound pitiful.

I can understand your breakdown, though. Just two years ago you (and your ilk) were "on top of the world, ma" with the election of your obamessiah. Now, with the steady decline of your savior, your head is exploding. Why you're just a dried up little smeagle hunting for his precious.

Such a pity.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous George Mellon said...

Actually, this guy (assuming it IS a guy; this doesn't seem possible that a female could actually write like this) doesn't have a high vote count, but he DOES have a lot of articles. He even has his own blog on DU:

Take a look at his header. Then backtrack through his posts. There is ***NO WAY*** that this guy could have posted all of those articles and have been a freeper troll. This guy is PSYCHO to the max!!

2:04 AM  

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