"WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!"/ "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat"
It must take some strong drugs for a Democrat to derive any pleasure from the pounding they took on Tsunami Tuesday. But leave it to the members of the Reality-Based Community® to read those repudiating results as an AFFIRMATION of their progressive agenda! Elisabeth Kübler-Ross would classify this as "Denial," I'm guessing, in her Five Stages of Grief.
Among the delusional deniers are DUmmie BanTheGOP with this THREAD, "WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!" and DUmmie Pirate Smile with this THREAD, "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)"
So let us take a visit to the DUmmie FUnnie Farm, where the psychotropically-induced hallucinations are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, are in the [brackets]:
WHAT A GREAT NIGHT! CONGRATULATIONS, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!
[WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! IT'S A CAPITAL FOURTH!!]
The Progressive Movement
Los Angeles Clippers
The Cassette Movement]
The Republican Party
The Tea Party
[Here in Bizarro World, winning am BAD!]
Losers Who Thought They Won
Election Day 2010 was a BANNER day for the Democratic Party. . . .
[More like BRUCE BANNER, when he gets real angry. But you're not there yet, are you, BanTheGOP? You're still in Denial.]
President Obama has put out the most ambitious, most progressive agenda on the line, and progressives won overall because we kept the Senate, and even though we lost the House, we didn't lost it by much.
[The Pittsburgh Pirates didn't lose ALL 162 games!]
Yes, the House was lost.
[Just a flesh wound, a mere trifle!]
But we only lost by 60!
["Hey, that hole in the hull COULD be bigger!" --Captain Smith, RMS Titanic]
Considering many experts, including myself, were predicting up to a HUNDRED seats lost, and you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS. . . .
[The New Math! Or is it the New Meth?]
we will be able to focus our resources into ensuring that 2012 will be our YEAR where we will PERMANENTLY DESTROY THE rEPUBLICAN MOVEMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
[Man, what ARE you smoking!!!]
lets move forward, place the targets SQUARELY on the so called teabagger "winners" and COMMENCE FIRING!! Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, expect to be totally destroyed. By the time WE get done with you, YOU will be in prison for LIFE.
we will finally rid our society and our planet from the scourge of capitalist, republican oppression.
[OK, DUmmie BanTheGOP, you and your whopping 468 posts, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Are you some kind of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??? You post is SOOOO over the top, I'm guessing you might be MOCKING the DUmmies! But your deep delusion could just be a series traumatic-stress coping mechanism, I suppose. Well, in any case, let's see if anyone agrees with your unbounded optimism . . .]
I applaud your optimism.
[And question your sanity.]
Let's expose the whackos in the House and shut them down.
[News flash: Grayson is OUTTA THERE!]
it's time for Barack to lace up some Made-in-the-U.S.A. steel-toed sh*t-kickers.
[For his Made-in-Indonesia feet.]
There is going to be intense pressure on President Obama because his words and actions are going to set the tone for 2012. I have complete faith in his ability to maneuver through the minefields.
[That explosion on Tuesday night doesn't count.]
Did Prop 19 pass or something? lol! 'cause I want whatever you're smoking!
[BanTheGOP is all weed-weed up!]
I just don't have your enthusiasm, and maybe that's because last night we lost a congressman, senator and governor in my state (PA).
[But there's always your baseball team to get excited about! Go, Pittsburgh Pirates! Next year, we win it all!!]
And the in-fighting here at DU will resume shortly, I'm sure.
[Did it stop? I must have missed that.]
Hey Cleopatra, let me know when you're back from your trip up denial.
[A realist barges in.]
Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)
[Speaking of Pirates, this trip up Denial is from DUmmie Pirate Smile. Please continue, Pirate Smile . . .]
What do I have, rocks in my head?
[YES!! BIG ONES!]
The Republican nominating process is broken
[Two words: Alvin. Greene.]
The West is ours
[But the Midwest, the Upper Plains, the Great Lakes, the Deep South, the Mid-South, Texas, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida . . . Let's not go there.]
Even where we got slaughtered in House districts, we held our own statewide: One commentator called the Midwest "the killing fields" for Democrats. I couldn't think of a more apt description, and it applies to Florida, PA and upstate NY as well. But even still, we ran close statewide races in FL, PA, OH and IL.
[Close, but no Li'l Beaver cigar.]
For those reasons and more, I am PUMPED to be a Democrat today.
[I think someone has been pumping hallucinogenics into your latte.]
President Obama remains relatively popular
[Relative to diphtheria, say.]
The weak are accustomed to looking at everything through loss-tinted glasses. . . . We lost nothing but the weak of our party, and now are numbers are stronger than before. Days of triumph await us!
[Sent from the Führerbunker, April, 1945]
Feingold, Grayson and a lot of other great Progressives went down.
[QUIET! WE LOST NOTHING BUT THE WEAK! DAYS OF TRIUMPH AWAIT US!]
This happy talk reminds me of Hitler telling the German people that their Army was consolidating their victories in April of 1945.
[I am NOT kidding: I wrote that Führerbunker comment BEFORE I saw this post! Hee! Hee!]
And the OP failed to mention we lost ten governors's race and fifteen state legislatures. By objective standards it was the worst night for Democrats since WW ll.
[LA LA LA LA . . . I can't HEEEEEEEEAR you!!]
The weak only have inaction, morning, and dwelling on their own fears.
[Alright, DUmmie Militant_Left, with YOUR whopping 30 posts, I am beginning to suspect YOU are an LFT too! What is this, a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL Convention?]
Right on, onward and upward
[Let's lose some MORE! It am GOOD! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]
This post does nothing but blow sunshine up our asses.
[Where it can join Will Pitt's victory prediction!]
Yeah Im not feeling so bad about tuesday.
[Xanax, take me away!]
Grayson will be back! Hopefully he will run as senator next time. . . .
Get Marijuana measures everywhere we can. . . .
[Then it won't matter if we win OR lose! DUde!]