Friday, September 04, 2009

"Me and Mr. Jones": Will BO throw Van under the bus?



Will BO throw Van under the bus? "Van," as we all know by now, is Obozo's Green Commie Czar, Van Jones. Commie Czar Jones's Looney Left resume is impressive, even for a member of BO's Politburo. This article, 'Green Jobs' Adviser's Past Could Stir Trouble for White House at Critical Time, reviews his leftist credentials: Involved in STORM, "Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement," a Marxist-Leninist Communist organization. A white-hating black racist, co-founder of "Color of Change." A 9/11 "Truther." Now a "Green Jobs" adviser.

But it's not easy being green. Besides all his commie and truther baggage coming out, Mr. Green-Jobs has been forced to apologize for calling Republicans "@ssholes." And Emperor Zero is being pressured to throw Van under the bus. Will he?

Before we get to DUmmie reaction to this, let's listen to Barry standing in the Valley of Decision, weighing whether to dump his fellow traveler. Click one of the music links and sing along!

ME AND MR. JONES
Tune: "Me and Mrs. Jones" Original

Me and Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

We meet every day at the bust of Che
6:30, I know, I know he'll be there
Raising fists, making all kinds of lists
While we read a page of Mao Zedong

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

I gotta be extra careful
That he won't give our secrets away
'Cause he won't postpone revolution
But me, I need till May

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
They want my green commie gone
They all say that it's wrong
Well, it won't be long
I'll let him go now

Well, it's time for me to relieve him
It hurts so much to pull the bus outside
Now I'll throw him under, and he'll resign
But tomorrow we'll tweet, the same plans, the same time

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
I gotta be extra careful
I can't afford to give our secrets away

I wanna meet and talk with Van
With the same plans, the same old Che, the same time
And we're gonna raise fists like we used to
We're gonna talk it over, talk it over

We know, they know, and you know and I know that it was wrong
But I'm hangin' strong
I gotta let 'em know now
That I kept a green commie on, a green commie on . . .

Now for DUmmie reaction, as seen in this
THREAD, "White House Green Jobs Adviser Apologizes for Calling Republicans '@ssholes'." The DUmmies are upset with Jones--for apologizing! If anything, they think "@ssholes" is too mild!

So let us now watch the DUmmies rush to Jones's defense, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, DUFU Underczar Charles Henrickson, wondering if BO will stand by his Van, is in the [Barackets]:

what you said Mr. Van Jones was the truth - they are @ssholes & worse.

[Speak truth to @ssholes!]

Van Jones deserves our support.

[Tell that to Barry. He's wetting his finger right now and holding it up to the wind.]

He's one of the good guys. He's been working at the street level for years. . . .

[He may be at street level again very soon. I hear the bus pulling up.]

Yes, they ARE @ssholes.

[A sentiment repeated dozens of times in this thread. I won't quote them all, or else I'll wear out the "@" key substituting for "a."]

He represents the very best part of this administration.

[The sad thing is, you may be right!]

He should . . . apologize to @ssholes for associating them with Republicans.

[Feel the love.]

I support him 110% even though he did the politically correct thing and apologized for telling the truth.

[Are you suggesting that Mr. Green-Jobs is not SINCERE in his apology??? You're probably right.]

"Greedy, worthless @ssholes" is about right I'd say.

[You forgot to put a "f***ing" in there.]

He needs to apologize for apologizing. God d*mn it...that's the f*cking problem with Democrats, they're always being a bunch of wimps...go out and tell the GOP to go f*ck itself.

[I was wondering if you guys forgot how to use the "f" word. But you came through there, DUmmie gopiscrap!]

A major political party has been seized by the lunatic fringe.

[True. But not the party you mean.]

Now that Democrats have won an election and are in possession of the car keys... We behave as if we are merely borrowing our parents car. . . .

[Hop on the Van and watch out for the bus!]

Frankly, I'm sick of them and won't put up with their bullsh*t anymore. They've destroyed enough and have made a mess of this world. Anyone who can't see it has their head up their @ss.

[Anyone who can't see it is "pulling a ben."]

C'mon Van--retract the apology; say you meant it and anyone who objects to it can kiss your @ss... PLEASE, Democrats, JUST ONCE (besides Barney Frank. . . .)

[I'm sure Barney would LOVE to kiss Van Jones's @ss.]

So sick of Democrats being cowards. So sick of it!

[You need some government health care! Get in line!]

i've never seen the word @ssholes used in a news story this much before. AWESOME.

[You're speaking this DUmmie's language!]

So since they have a different opinion than you, they are @ssholes. I don't see how much further from open-mindedness you can get. Why not try attacking their message and beliefs instead of them personally?

[LOUSY FREEPER @SSTROLL!]

They are @ssholes because they are not interested in representing the other half of the country that does not agree with them.

[And you are???]

I get so tired of Democrats leaving their balls at the door. . . .

[At the ballroom door.]

I get so tired of people equating male genitalia with courage.

[Calling a fellow DUmmie on a PC no-no!]

Yes he was wrong. They are mutha f*ckin stupid idiots, morans, bastards, slime balls, *sscarrots, goat f*ckers, pedophiles, evil doers, obstructionists, thieves, war mongers, con artists, swindlers, cheats, dirty rats, sociopaths, racists, homophobes, bigots, etc.

[Feel better now?]

We're moving into a new generation. The older generation is not accustomed to language like this, but it's the language that the up and coming people use.

[Up With Up-and-Coming People!]

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[There goes my @ key!]

I like this Mr. Jones!

[Van the Man!]

It is the 9/11 Truther stuff that will force him to resign.

[Oh yeah, that. That and the commie thing.]

Mr. Van Jones. My new hero!

[A foul-mouthed commie wacko! Perfect!]

- - - - -

BONUS SONG! Twin spin!



STAND BY YOUR VAN
Tune: "Stand By Your Man" Original

Sometimes it's hard to be Obama
Backin' all the czars at your command
You'll have commies
PR tsunamis
Wipin' out your castles in the sand

But if you love him you won't dump him
Even though he's messin' up your plan
And if they throw stones
Oh, don't let go Jones
'Cause after all he's still your Van

Stand by your Van
Give him your imprimatur
Don't be a wimp about it
When whites attack your brother

Stand by your Van
And show Glenn Beck you back him
Keep backin' Jones--oh, yes you can!
Stand by your Van!

31 Comments:

Anonymous Shambhala said...

We're moving into a new generation. The older generation is not accustomed to language like this, but it's the language that the up and coming people use.

Sure. Because I am scared of a foul-mouthed @sshole might put something 'extra' at McDonalds.

Oh, wait. Even McD's is "work". Never mind. No worries.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous josh vandish said...

What in the hell so whats next..

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard, the elvish sci-fi author said...

Sadly, there are lots of assholes out there (just read Troggy's screeds); they are of all party affiliations and ideological persuasions.

Van Jones, however, has achieved a black belt in assholedness. Not only he a self-described Marxist and the "green jobs czar". He's a 9/11 Truther too, it's a trifecta of assholiness. No wonder the DUmmies love hime, he's an asshole cubed.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All that, and he still didn't answer the question the woman put to him: why can't the Democrats with a filibuster proof majority in the Senate, and a solid majority in the House, get legistlation passed, while the Republicans with smaller majorities could get legislation passed? Could it possibly be that even some Democrats won't vote for communism because their constituents have made it clear that the people whom the congressmen supposedly represent don't want it?

2:59 PM  
Anonymous al bruno said...

Do these Czars love or hate America??? Are they communists for real or are they for Freedom that America stands for??

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al, read the Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital, and Mein Kampf. Compare and contrast to what Barak, the Democrat leadership, and Barak's cabinet nominees and members and his czars have said and done, and how those who were legislators voted.
Short answer: they are hard leftists, and there really isn't that much difference between communitsts and national socialists, which are both far left philosophies.

6:42 PM  
Blogger neonguy528 said...

Hey communist and socialist always have an agenda.....power. Being high profile.....can come back to bite you. Soul Brother just bought the farm. Literally.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

I am not surprised that he denied it. Why wouldn't he read something he signed?

5:05 PM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

As a Stalinist I find Van Jones INCREDIBLY SEXY *Drool* Beautiful, virile, delicious, brilliant, hot, smoking and firey brown man destroying the Nazi, racist facist, Reich wing c(R)apitalist war machine! What's not to love? I might have to start driving a van to show my love and solidaridy! LOL!

Im a Jonesing for my Van!

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thumpa ... thumpa ... thumpa ....

I just read foxnews.com
Van the Commie is under the bus

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah they just pitched the little turd under the wheels. Splat, goodbye, Jones.

I'm laughing my ass off. Sure, he was a nobody, but it's another embarrassment for this idiot of a president, and a kick in the pants for the dumbocratic underground. I'm heading over there now to listen to them squeal, ha ha ha!

2:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and you know what's REALLY cool?

Van Jones: "I'm going to organize a boycott against you!"

Glenn Beck: "I'm going to kick you out of your job. BOOT!"



ha ha, suck it, KOmmies!

2:44 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Soul Brother just bought the farm. Literally." neonpowerwhiteguy528featuringbaseballcap

Soul brother. Hmmm. What's a 'soul brother', 528? Explain.

Then explain why he "just bought the farm. Literally." Explain that, donkey-fucker.

You won't, pussy. Why? Cause you're afraid to. Just like you're afraid to admit you like fucking donkeys. You can't stand up and say what you mean. You can't do it.

Maybe elrond could. Or susie. Or that asshole anon. Not. None of you have the guts to tell me, troglaman, what 528 means. I already know, but I'd love to see one of you have the guts to say it.

And the 528 dumbshit proposes that corporate/capitalist interests have no interest in power. He's a dumbfuck. Probably fucks monkeys too.

3:07 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Geez troggy. Monkeys? Donkeys? That's a little too 'playground' even for you.

soul brother-n.
An African-American man or boy.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.

bought the farm- There are a few suggested derivations for the phrase. One, put forward in a 1955 edition of American Speech, is the idea that when a jet crashes on a farm the farmer may sue the government for compensation. That would generate a large enough amount of money to pay off the farm's mortgage. Hence, the pilot paid for the farm with his life.

The second theory is that military men might dream of returning from the battlefront and settling down with a family to a peaceful life down on the farm. If someone were killed his colleagues might say, 'well, he bought the farm early', or similar. Well, yes they might, and there are numerous sentimental US films where dialogue like that wouldn't be out of place. That's not to say the phrase was coined that way though.

A third suggestion is the idea that, if a serviceman was killed in action, his family would receive a payout from the insurance that service personnel were issued with. This would be sufficient to pay off the family mortgage.

528-the excellent stretch of highway connecting Orlando and Cape Canaveral.

Then there's Microsoft exam 70-528 which counts a credit towards becoming aMicrosoft Certified Technology Specialist (MCTS): .NET Framework 2.0 Web Applications.
also:
528
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia with a few nuggets...

Byzantine Empire
February 13 — Justinian appoints a commission (including the jurist Tribonian) to codify all imperial laws that were still in force from Hadrian to the current date. (This becomes the Corpus Juris Civilis.)

Natural disaster:
An earthquake strikes Antioch, killing thousands, and causing a fire that destroys the Great Church built by Constantine I.

Asia
* Xiao Zhuang Di succeeds Xiao Ming Di as ruler of the Chinese Northern Wei Dynasty.
* Yasodharman of Malwa defeats the Hun invaders in India.

Religion
* King Seong of Baekje adopts Buddhism as the state religion.
* Bulguksa, a Buddhist temple, is built in Korea.

Deaths

* May 17 - Empress Dowager Hu (Xiaoming), regent of the Northern Wei
* Euphrosius, Patriarch of Antioch (in the earthquake)
* Procopius of Gaza, Christian sophist and rhetorician
* Bodhidharma, Indian monk (approximate date)
* Anicia Juliana, daughter of Justinian I (approximate date)
* Emperor Xiaoming of Northern Wei
* Yuan Yong
* Yuan Zhao

Then again, it could just be a house number, post office box or a number that hit the lotto.

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troglaman's just pissed because his commie Jesus is melting.

Man, it's been a fun couple of months to be a conservative!

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and troggy gets his little bottom spanked...AGAIN!
Very nice 1:50.

I noticed K.I.M. stopped by.
Wish she'd do it more often. She's even loonier than troggy.

Skul

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

Explain that, donkey-fucker.

What's to explain? The donkey Van Jones got fucked by fellow donkey Barark Obama. No one here has anything to do with it, it was donkey on donkey sex (so to speak).

As for neoguy528 it's a nic, just like Elrond Hubbard or Troglaman.
Go figure

1:56 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"soul brother-n.
An African-American man or boy." anon

Thank you.

And it's important to point out that Obama's an "African-American man or boy" all the time. Not because were all blind and can't fucking see he's African-American, but for some other reason. What could that be, anon?

On the other hand (no pun intended), I, troglaman, am aware of a certain proclivity on your part toward self-satisfaction...OK, circle jerks. So it's not beyond imagining that many of you HAVE actually gone blind and need to be told again and again that Obama's African American.

In the spirit of clarity, when I said "what does 528 mean", I was referring to the entity and not the number. I was unclear. However, anon, I know a lot more about #528 tonight than I did yesterday. Pretty cool. Now tell me about the RepubliDUm plan for health reform. You seem best equipped.

12:15 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The donkey Van Jones got fucked by fellow donkey Barark Obama" elrond

You're right. But let me understand this, elrond. Are you saying he got donkey fucked because he said "RepubliDUms are assholes"?

You might want to think about your answer.

RepubliDUms are assholes.

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Jones didn't get thrown under the bus just for for calling Republicans "assholes" but for being an asshole himself.

Bad vetting by the White House was corrected by good, incisive vetting by conservative bloggers who took the time to check Jones out. Jones was done in by his words, his actions and his associations; the things the White House should have checked out before hiring him as a "czar". Jones became a liability for Obama, he had to go. Firing him on a three day weekend was a good idea, it gives the MSM the opportunity to ignore the story

In the event he's easily replaced, there are lots of other Jones out there who are more circumspect although they're assholes too.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

BTW. I hope Obama threw Jones under a green bus.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

How's that hope and change working out for you, troggy?

3:20 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Jones didn't get thrown under the bus just for for calling Republicans "assholes" but for being an asshole himself." elrond

See, my theory is he was telling the truth - RepubliDUms are assholes. And by portraying Van Jones as a loyalist who's been "THROWN UNDER THE BUS" for just telling the truth, you wholeheartedly agree.

Are we arguing about something other than the fact you're an asshole, elrond?

2:56 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Regardless of the fact that he thinks Republicans are a$$holes, he is and was a communist, a racist, a truther, and an idiot. You're the one missing the point, troggy. Of course, you are a pinhead and that point is on top of your head.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

I never said Republicans are assholes (nor did I concur with your contentions on the subject). I said Van Jones is an asshole---a big one. So the real issue isn't who else is an asshole but why did the Obama White House see fit to hire a man who is a multi-faceted asshole.

Could it be because the White House thought nothing wrong with the ideology, beliefs, words and assholiness of Van Jones?

12:56 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I never said Republicans are assholes" elrond

They are, believe me. Total Unrelenting Assholes. You've never seen a bigger bunch of tools in your entire life...'asstools' might be more accurately descriptive than 'assholes'. The operative word is 'ass'.

I'd suggest you stay away from them.

3:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'd suggest you stay away from them."

Why aren't you then? Birds of a feather?

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

You didn't answer my question. Calling rethuglicans assholes doesn't doesn't address the problems raised by Van Jones and his radical politics and the acceptance of those politics by the Obama administration.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Calling rethuglicans assholes doesn't doesn't address the problems" elrond

Which problems are you referring to? No doubt they're your problems but let's address them anyway. And afterward we can decide if any 'assholedness' has been committed.

Waiting...

2:59 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Hey dumbass!

Do a little Googling. Learn about Jones' self-identification as a radical Marxist, check out his ideas on "environmental racism", his participation in an Oakland rally on 09/12/01 in support of "victims of American iperialism", his involvement in "9/11 trutherism". etc.

Who's an asshole? why you, and Van Jones.

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

What, no response?

Typical.

2:19 PM  

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