Pitt Wants To Sit At Political Grownups Table

In case you haven't already heard, the DUmmie FUnnies was mentioned in the Wall Street Journal. Yes, you can see the very name of this blog in that august publication right HERE underneath an article about the poor timing of a Global Warming horror flick ("The Thaw") that was due to be released in the midst of the coldest weather in years. I have it on very good authority that a representative of that movie's production company was not exactly happy over that article.

Now on to the DUFUs... No, Mr. Pitt. You may NOT sit at the adults political table. You are doomed to sit forever at the DUmmies table and regale them with your self-serving erroneous tales. It must be killing Pitt. Finally the Democrats are back in power in all three branches of government and yet there is no place for the bard of Bukowski's. In a parallel universe, Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006 and Pitt along with his cohort, Jason Leopold, were hailed for their amazing journalistic "scoop" which in reality was nothing more than a desperate Hail Mary pass which was nothing more than a pathetic attempt to gain fame and relevance on the sly. The problem was they were believing media sources like MSNBC's David Shuster who practically guaranteed Karl Rove's imminent indictment and his source was none other than the investigative team of Leopold & Lib. Well, their Hail Mary pass failed dramatically and William Rivers Pitt has been exiled to the state of total irrelevance. He has made himself poison to the Democrats and is now fated to live out the rest of his life in near total obscurity except for here on the DUmmie FUnnies where he continues to provide great comedy material, although at a much lower rate than before due to his severe Bukowski's imbibing habit. Somehow Pitt still hasn't quite gotten the message of his irrelevance and is once again attempting to become a political player even if it as gopher for the assistant to the deputy secretary of the Deparment of Nothing Much in the Obama Administration as which is really the ulterior purpose of his THREAD titled, "I hate to say this, but...I'm pretty God damned excited about the upcoming Obama administration. Sorry Pitt but your phony admiration for Obama comes a bit late. First you were sucking up to Hillary in DUmmieland when she looked like a sure thing. Then you pretended to have really been a supporter of the Breck Girl all along when John Edwards was safely out of the race. And now you are licking Obama's boots. Too little and too late. So let us now watch William Rivers Pitt attempt to leave the DUmmie kiddie's table in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying his 15 business minutes of Wall Street Journal fame, is in the [barackets]:

I hate to say this, but...I'm pretty God damned excited about the upcoming Obama administration.

[I hate to say this but your new sucking up to the Obama administration won't work.]

I know, I know, it cuts against the grain around here. I might be a bigot, a sellout, an appeaser, a fascist, a dupe...hell, around here, I'm all that and more for actually being pleased about the imminent arrival of a Democratic administration and Democratic majorities in the House and Senate.

[It's going to be FUn to watch the Pied Piper finally turn on the Obama administration when no job is forthcoming despite a major suckup campaign on his part.]

What can I say? I'm incorrigible.

[More like incoherent.]

I'm excited. So there.

[That excitement will quickly die away when you find that your routine of nightly stumbling home from Bukowski's hasn't changed a bit. And now on to the other DUmmies...]

I'm in your camp on this!

[Sorry, no room for DUmmies at the inn...unless it's Bukowski's.]

Just don't say you support Gupta as SG. That will really get you drawn and quartered. I'm excited too - I can't help being excited. Bushco GONE!!!! And, seeing Cheney and Rove all over TV cautioning Obama about what and what not to do makes me very happy indeed.

[Rove is out on bail after having been indicted on May 12, 2006?]

Even floating that name was, to me, a bewildering decision. But I can still feel excitement even when I have disagreements. I can also walk and chew gum at the same time. I know. Craziness.

[Yes, Pitt. You can walk and chew gum when going to Bukowski's but not when stumbling back home in the early AM.]

You are vast you contain multitudes... Love ya, man.

[Pitt contains multitudes of fertilizer for the DUmmie imagination.]

ah! I was gonna reply with the "multitudes" line and you go and use it. F*ck it. My day is ruined now. I hate Obama. We're doomed. See that? I can turn on a goddam dime.

[You can turn on a dime, Will, when that is all a glass of Bukowski's beer costs at the 5 AM Happy Hour.]

Everywhere I look... people with a tingle going up their leg. I'm old. I seem to recall tingles. Can't be sure, though.

[Maybe it isn't a tingle going up your leg that you're feeling but a tinkle going down your leg.]

Cautiously optimistic Which beats the hell out of paralyzing gloom and despair.

[That will come later when you discover that Obama is adverse to making decisions.]

Can you imagine the McPalin transition team appointments? Damn, my gratitude is infinite that we can bicker about Sanjay Gupta et al instead.

[I'm imagining McPalin team appointments sans the Mc in four years.]

Like a new captain taking the wheel of the Titanic after it hit the iceberg. Very exciting. I am optimistic too. Just make sure to get on one of the lifeboats.

[Hmm... This sounds like a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

i pinch myself still upon hearing these three words... "President-elect Obama"

[And we know just where you're pinching yourself, Ben Burch.]

"Land rapist" is a new one

[Could we get a definition of that term from the Temporary SockPuppet, Will?]

After the inauguration, it's OPEN SEASON on Bush and gang, AFAIC.

[You're already booking them into The Haig?]