"Friendship with a Republican?" More choice comments!
We had so much FUn with our last DUFU, and there have been a bunch more posts come in since then on the original THREAD, "How do you feel about maintaining a friendship with a Republican?", that a Part II is in order. As always, the DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding you to "Hug a DUmmie today!", is in the [brackets]:
I would never associate with scum like that.
[Only DUmmie scum for me!]
making friendships based on some sort of political crotch sniffing. . . .
there are different kinds of Republicans.
[According to most DUmmies, two kinds: The incredibly stupid and the incredibly evil. (President Bush has the unique ability to combine both.)]
It should be illegal to be Republican.
[. . . said the champion of tolerance, diversity, and free speech.]
I'm dating a republican. . . .
[I'm carbon-dating him, he's so paleolithic.]
I guess you have to ask yourself what else it is you liek about the person. . . . I liek my guy. . . .
[He pust up with my speeling.]
until he's a jackass, and then I jsut yell at him.
["YOU ARE JSUT LIEK ALL THE RSET!!!"]
Repubicans are human, too.
[HA! FOOLISH EARTHLINGS! OUR PLAN IS WORKING!!]
I'm married to a Republican. A Republican gun nut, no less.
[It was a shotgun wedding.]
But he voted for Obama, so maybe he's not so much a Republican.
[Maybe he's just a plain nut.]
Hell, I got friends who are jail birds and a few hardcore felons.
[Members of the Democrat Governors Association?]
certain folks here would be more comfortable at a website like ICanFindAReasonToHateANYONE.com
[A DUmmieland mirror site.]
Never have had any and will have any Republican friends. If I smell Republican, that person gets instantly dismissed!
[Hey, sniff my crotch!]
Nobody has all the answers INCLUDING the Progressives.
If you go down to Key West, don't ask for fried chicken. If you go to a Muslim country, don't ask for pork chops. If you go to India, don't ask for hamburgers.
[If you go to DUmmieland, don't ask for brains.]
Who am I kidding? What is a human being for if not for drama?
[DUmmieland's strong suit!]