Thursday, January 08, 2009

DUmmies Outraged at Obama's Surgeon General Pick


Obama should be getting worried. He's still eleven days away from becoming President of the United States and already he can't seem to do anything to satisfy his base. From his cabinet appointments amounting to nothing more than a reunion of that wild rock band from the '90's, The Clintonistas, to his selection of Rick Warren to give his inaugural invocation, the DUmmies just keep finding flaws with the man they hate to love.

The latest outrage? The blatantly incompetent pick of that Franklin planner with a pulse Leon Panetta to head up the CIA? No, they really thought that was a good move. What really bothers them now is that he picked Dr. Sanjay Gupta of CNN fame as the Surgeon General.

Until I was in my twenties I thought the Surgeon General's only job was to write the official warning that should be put on a pack of cigarettes. In fact, I didn't even know it was a real job until C. Everett Koop started making public service announcements. Leave it to Reagan to say "as long as I've got to fill this position, you might as well earn your paycheck." 

After that, no one noticed the Surgeon General much until Joycelyn Elders erupted on the scene wanting to teach kids how to do something they've been able to figure out for themselves  since before the days of 
homo erectus. Leave it to Clinton to say "does this intern have any openings I can fill." Oh, shoot, that has nothing to do with Dr. Elders, but if he'd taken her class, he might have been able to keep himself out of trouble. 

Since Dr. Elders there have been no less than SIX Surgeons General. I've named the only two memorable ones, and I had to go to 
Wikipedia in order to remember their names. 

Just about everyone outside of CNN and their viewers ignored it (it is just the Surgeon General, after all), but over on DU it became yet another in a series of poor appointments to his Cabinet, as can be seen in this 
THREAD entitled "ABC News: Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General." 

Let's now watch the DUmmie outrage over their Chosen One's most innocuous appointment to date in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, are in the [brackets]. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 

ABC News: Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General 

[Too bad it wasn't Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld. That would've been great FUn!] 

BREAKING NEWS> Barack Obama Taps CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General 

[Seems hardly news, let alone "breaking" news.] 

Can't wait for Michael Moore's response. 

[Gupta didn't like "Sicko" very much, but pointing out lies in a Michael Moore "documentary" isn't exactly brain surgery.] 

You beat me to the punch. But yeah, I can't wait for his response to that, particularly after Gupta trashed "Sicko" and then got schooled by Moore afterwards. 

[Moore "schooled" Dr. Gupta by pointing out a transcript error in his critique. That one error proved that all the other lies in "Sicko" had to be true.] 

Yep. Just another whore for major corporations 

[The Surgeon General's past endorsements for tobacco and alcohol haven't generated a lot of sales for those corporations.] 

Why not Dr. Phil for cryin out loud. 

[SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: How...how's that smokin thing workin out fer ya?] 

Can you not get past Gupta's spat with Moore? 

[NEVER! We need something to complain about!] 

I question Obama's judgment on this one. 

[If this disappoints you, you better lower your expectations quick.] 

Dean would've been a better pick, if they were looking for a relatively high-profile individual. 

[SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: YEAAARRRGH!] 

I do not even know what the hell this is about. 

[The Rick Warren thing was dying down and the DUmmies had to find something new to complain about.] 

This is indicative of what a joke the position of Surgeon General has become... 

[In contrast to the dignity Joycelyn Elders brought to the job.] 

you are calling a neurosurgeon a twit

[Dr. Gupta's talents could be put to much better use giving lobotomies to DUmmies.]

One can be a neurosurgeon and a twit at the same time. 

[Brain surgery isn't exactly rocket science.] 

Gupta is a distinguished neurosurgeon. 

[Yet he couldn't do a thing to help Chris Matthews]

do you even know what the field of public health is?

[I'm pretty sure it has something to do with getting shots to stop burning sensations and killing babies.]

Yes. I have an advanced degree in it.

[I bet you do, yardwork ... I bet you do.]

This HAS to be a bad joke.

[More like a pissing contest between two guys with shy bladder syndrome.]

It's essentially a meaningless post, I doubt that anybody can name the current Surgeon General.

[No, but I'm going to name your KEWPIE doll "Sanjay."]

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The blatantly incompetent pick of that Franklin planner with a pulse Leon Panetta to head up the CIA"-PJ

Yo man! Why all da hatin' on the Franklin planner yo?

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

I don't notice any alternative "qualified" and "acceptable" candidates being suggested for S.G. by these DUmmies. Just slams against the Emperor Zero pick.

Personally, I think Gupta is a lightweight twit better suited to hawking goofy childraising tips on CNN, but, by comparison to President JugEars, he's a learned giant!

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Yo, anonymous, why al the bashen on the PJ, yo? That was writen by my man Paul Heinzman, yo. His name is shoen in the intro, yo. Go backs to skool and learn to read, yo!

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"[Too bad it wasn't Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld. That would've been great FUn!]"

He'd also be a better pick as he's much more experienced in educating the public than Sanjey. He even wrote a textbook for doctors! Who better to become the Surgeon General?

9:55 AM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

With Tebow winning the college football championship AND wearing the “John 316″ on his eye charcoal, I knew the Christophobe moonbats would be in full meltdown today. They didn’t disappoint. At all!

This dingbat is obviously from the same shallow end of the gene pool as Kayinsane:

The Cult of Tim Tebow

There is no difference between Tim Tebow and Osama Bin Laden.

his constant thanking of his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ every time he’s in an interview and his John 3:16 markers on his eye charcoal. Everything about his behavior is a philosophical farce.

when Tim Tebow goes around and praises Jesus to all the cameras in an effort to promote his religious beliefs, I see the blood of millions of innocent little children missing their mommy dripping off his finger tip as he points up to God. I smell the burning flesh of Auschwitz in the air. I see Vietnamese monks burning.

In conclusion…Tim Tebow is a sinful, dipshitted, mass murdering dick.


I hope Tebow has a long, successful NFL career if for no other reason than his fame will pop moonbat head en masse’ much to my amusement! In a perfect world he will give a shout out to Palin and Jesus after he’s drafted #1 - then torment the moonbats for the next 15 years!

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray said...
Yo, anonymous, why al the bashen on the PJ, yo? That was writen by my man Paul Heinzman, yo. His name is shoen in the intro, yo. Go backs to skool and learn to read, yo!
9:50 AM

Good gravy! You're right. My observational skills have been shown as lacking. I yield to your acute perspicacity. Um... yo.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"My observational skills have been shown as lacking."

At least you acknowledge your deficiencies, with specificity. Congratulations, you're better than the President Elect!

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Yo, at least yo' acknowledge yo deficiencies, with specificity. Yo, congratulations. Yo better than the President Elect - yo

Fixed it fo' yo.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Fixed it fo' yo."

Yo, be thanken to ya.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Yo, at least yo' acknowledge yo deficiencies, with specificity. Yo, congratulations. Yo better than the President Elect - yo Fixed it fo' yo." Shamwow

Hey bro. I can tell by your...ummm...accent that you are a...ummmm... bad, bad, black mofo. Scary mofo. Scary street dude mofobro. Righteous. Could you score me a little...Wait a minute!!! Is this you, sham? You devil. I could've sworn you were a black guy walkin around the west wing dealing speedballs or some crazy thing. Boy did you have me going. Joker.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Yo, be thanken to ya." Ray

Ray, in an attempt to be black, becomes Amish.

1:30 AM  

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