Saturday, January 17, 2009

Inauguration Fever hits DUmmieland!



The day is surely drawing near! Obamassiah has mounted the Democrat donkey and is approaching the Holy City for his triumphal entry! The countdown continues! Will the ball descend in Times Square? I don't know. TV hosts are breathless. They're fawning over Obambi, the Young Prince. It's quite sickening, actually.

But Inauguration Fever is on the rise in DUmmieland, even as the temperatures in DC are going down! Maybe we can catch some of the festivities on TV. Do you think any of the networks will cover it? YA THINK? It's ALL OBAMA, ALL THE TIME! "Wall-to-wall" coverage? More like, "Through the walls, down the stairs, up on the rooftop, over the river and through the woods" coverage! But the adoring Obambats in DUmmieland are giddy, and they'll be glued to every inspirational moment. Check out this
THREAD, "Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!"

So get out your Winky-Dink screen and place it on your television, so you can help draw the way for Obambi to get to Washington in time. Use the Bolshevik Red crayon, which is the same color as the DUmmie ejaculations below, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who unfortunately will be washing his hair all day Tuesday and thus will miss ObamaFest, is in the [Barackets]:

Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!

[Oh, good! Tell me about all the stuff I won't be watching!]

Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.

[How about making a list of all the TV programming that will NOT be Obamamatic? That would be a lot shorter.]

Hopefully, someone else will find this helpful.

[I find it unnecessary. Flip on any channel and it's bound to be Obama Time.]

All times Eastern

[All coverage fawning.]

Saturday
10am - CSPAN - Obama's Love Train departs Philly.


[People all over the world, join hands. . . .]

1pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - Train picks up Joe Biden . . .

[At the Home Depot.]

in Wimington. . . .

[I thought he lived in Scranton?]

4:15pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - train arrives in Baltimore, another ceremony likely to follow.

[Palm branches to be distributed.]

5pm - MSNBC - Hardball with Tweet for what I assume is the train arriving in DC.

[The thrill running up Tweety's leg may cause technical difficulties.]

Sunday
2:30pm - HBO (you dont have to have HBO but you DO have to have cable)


[HBO to be renamed BHO.]

Inaugural Celebration Concert at the Lincoln Memorial

[Lincoln Memorial to be renamed Barackropolis.]

(HBO's site says "watch a message from the President elect" while CSPAN says "address by the President elect." he may be there or may not be)

[Present-Elect?]

Monday
8pm - Disney Channel - Kids Inaugural Ball - appearance by Michelle and Jill.


[AKA Minnie and Daisy.]

Tuesday
all day coverage . . .

[WE WANT MORE! MORE! MORE! WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!!]

11:30am - Inaugural Ceremony Beings

[BlackBerry Hussein Obama, strange being from another planet. . . .]

2:30pm - parade actitivies

[Here we'll be doing parody activities.]

(Bush's departure etc)

[NO! NO! HE CAN'T LEAVE! WHAT WILL WE DO WITH OUR BDS????]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

[There goes the neighborhood!]

appearance by Barack and Michelle.

[Oh joy! Oh rapture! Bamalot!]

Please! if I left anything out, lemme know!

[WE MUST KNOW . . . EVERY . . . SINGLE . . . SECOND!!]

I guess I be will be glued to C-span all day Saturday.

[It's kind of like sniffing glue, isn't it?]

If anyone wants to see the Obama Radio Nation event with Randi, Stephie, Bill Press, Ed Schultz and others, it will be on C-SPAN from 4-7 on Sunday.

[The Triumph of the Moonbats!]

Maps, Performers, Parties, Balls, etc.

[Barf Bags not included.]

I am so excited...I have my own countdown clock!!!

[I myself am counting down the days to 1-20-13.]

Mods- can we keep this pinned and open for late edits?

[How about we frame it and bronze it and place it on our mantel?]

I believe I'll be kicking this. . . .

[I believe I'll be sick.]

I took the day off to celebrate.

[A day off from not working.]

I will be checking in here all day to see if any fellow DUers will be posting pictures with little stories about all the joy and excitement.

[I'm all atwitter! I'm like a little schoolgirl!]

I cannot wait for Tuesday. . . .

[I cannot wait for 2013.]

whoot!

[w00t!]

well, just dont expect any pics of me on the couch in my PJs because I'm not putting on any makeup until Tuesday night!

[You should try the smudge-free mascara, ben. Tears of joy are not a problem.]

I will be DVR'ing all of this.

[It's already DRVing me crazy.]

I assume CNN will be covering the train arriving too?

[CNN has a correspondent just to cover the porters.]

the places where I wrote (TV coverage uncertain) I am assuming CSPAN, MSNBC, CNN etc. will be covering those, but I couldn't find any definate listings.

[It will be everywhere, all the time, on every channel, don't worry. The Hunting & Fishing Channel is doing "Favorite Duck Calls of the Obamas." The Food Network is having an "Arugula Marathon." CNN/SI is doing a special "Swimsuit Edition: Obama's Pecs." But the capper will be on the Fashion Channel, "Michelle's Extreme Makeover: Jackie Style."]

Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

[All of them. Indeed, special channels are being created, even as we speak, to beam the events to other planets. Enjoy!]

28 Comments:

Blogger Corona said...

I am so friggin glad I have a computer. The TV will be glued in the off position that day.

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good news for everybody....troggy boy is back.
The little piker just HAD to comment about something in PJ's last post.
I knew he couldn't stay away for long.

Skul

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Eh!

Except for his propensity for hyperbole and gross generalization, (You wingnuts are ALWAYS wrong"), his occasional lapses in manners and ad hominem attacks (always desperate and off point), Trogalman isn't bad. For a libtard.

He's certainly more thoughtful than a large percentage of the DUmmies posting, and at least has the sand to stick his viewpoint in, in a venue where he's outnumbered and outgunned.

Ya gotta give hims some credit for standing up. Besides, we'd miss him if he were gone.

KayinMaine is no substitute. She's just foulmouthed, asslickin', nuts.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"I believe I'll be kicking this. . . "

And I believe that you'll be kicking yourself in the ass over the next four years, once you realize that the "change" you got was America changing back to control under the Clinton Cronies.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

The DUmmies will be in DUmmie heaven for the next 72 hours. That's fine, they won. However, it's during the next four years that they'll find less to celebrate. Can you say stagflation? Yes you will, It's Jimmy Carter deja vu all over again.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I took the day off to celebrate."-DUmmie A

"I will be checking in here all day to see if any fellow DUers will be posting pictures with little stories about all the joy and excitement."-DUmmie B

"I cannot wait for Tuesday. . ."-DUmmie C

Hangover's a comin'.

T-minus 1 year and counting (I'm being more generous than some of you). It's already started for the more socialist of the bunch, considering the Godemperor hasn't already thrown ChimpyMcBushitler in the hoosgow.

Cheap hopeandchange always comes back to bite you in the morning.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"TV hosts are breathless. They're fawning over Obambi, the Young Prince. It's quite sickening, actually." Charles

So sickening. But wait! I'm looking at my people's cave painting history of what's transpired during the last several years and have come up with a few items that might get you more in the mood Charles, you sycophantic hypocrite.

"(Chris) MATTHEWS: Well, let's go to the president again because he's been so successful leading the war, and he looks great in that uniform, and we'll talk about that later. I mean, I love him as commander in chief, even though I disagree with some of his things."
http://www.msnbc.com/modules/chrismatthews/050303.asp?0cb=-s1W109515

"I had the most astonishing thought last Thursday. After a long day of hauling the kids to playdates and ballet, I turned on the news. And there was the president, landing on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, stepping out of a fighter jet in that amazing uniform, looking--how to put it?--really hot. Also presidential, of course. Not to mention credible as commander in chief. But mostly "hot," as in virile, sexy and powerful."
http://www.opinionjournal.com/taste/?id=110003472

HANNITY: Let me ask you this question. I've had the great honor of meeting you and interviewing you here. There haven't been many interviews in this office. There have only been a couple. Tim Russert was, I think, the only real sit-down interview you ever did in this office.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/01/hannitys_interview_with_presid_1
.html

"George W. Bush's presidency will probably be a successful one."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/13/AR2007071301709_pf.html

"George W. Bush may very well acquire the near-saintly remembrances inspired by Lincoln at some future date."
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/why-george-w-bush-reminds-me-of-abraham-lincoln/2/

Feeling better, Charles? Want me to go on? I bet you do. I could google the number of rightist mastabatory tributes to 'The Almighty W' and probably shut down your server. But I'll leave that to you, if you don't mind. It would make me feel a little weird. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Obama hasn't even assumed office yet and you girls cry and cry about the media being so unfair. A bigger bunch of pussies...would probably make life good for us all. Lube 'em up!

2:26 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"TV hosts are breathless. They're fawning over Obambi, the Young Prince. It's quite sickening, actually." Charles

Sorry. Call me crazy, but the more I look at this...the more it reeks of an English accent. Read the quote and channel Hugh Grant or Prince Charles.

See what I mean? Perhaps some bangers and mash are in order.

2:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"See what I mean? Perhaps some bangers and mash are in order."

Said our resident Toad in the Hole.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I could google the number of rightist mastabatory tributes to 'The Almighty W' and probably shut down your server" -Troglaman

Point, missed.

Didn't you notice, it's our unbiased media that's singing hosanas to His Holiness? If it were just leftists then you might have a point.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh, tooooo easy.

Skul

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I could google the number of rightist mastabatory tributes to 'The Almighty W' and probably shut down your server"

That's a bet troggy! The right wing blogs I've been reading have been slamming W for his dipshit forays into socialism in the name of "compassionate conservatism". His No Child Left Behind act that he allowed Ted Kennedy to draft and his medicare prescription give away act come to mind.
Where the right wing blogs have been supportive of W is his response to the attack on this nation back on Sept. 11, 2001. You remember that, don't you, troggy? When 3000 of your fellow citizens were murdered by followers of the Religion of Piss?
And, as Anonymous pointed out at 9:40am, it isn't only the left wing blogs that are strapping on kneepads to service ol' jugears, it is the "unbiased" news media.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I guess I be will be glued to C-span all day Saturday."

Wasn't watching more then 4 hours of C-Span in a row considered torture at Gitmo?

3:46 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Wow! T-man, that's a damning precis of media bias in favor of W. Any Olbermann quotes? Katie Couric? Dan Rather? Paul Krugman? Bill Moyers?

Bangers and mash? I prefer bubble and squeak.

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Expected conversations by the DUmmies ... but Matt Drudge is going over the top with Obamassiah tidbits... ad nauseum...

Possible he's caught Pissy Chrissy Matthews tingle thingy... gag!!!

7:24 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Didn't you notice, it's our unbiased media that's singing hosanas to His Holiness? If it were just leftists then you might have a point." anon

Well then. Didn't I just post a bunch of quotes by the "unbiased media that's singing hosanas to His Holiness?" that were essentially the same unbiased media lining up to blow W for access from day one? Why is this an issue? It's a forgone conclusion that one doesn't believe "the media" (cave paintings are, by the way, "historic" and have nothing to do with "the media").

The lizard-brained media exists to make money. It doesn't give a shit about balance, partisanship, ideology or God or whatever...the media exists to make money. Ratings, circulation, and what people are buying. They happen to be buying Obama right now. I know it chaps your hide but get over it. Tomorrow could bring the news that the "Shamwow" cures pancreatic cancer. Obama's swearing in would suffer the same fate of W's final farewell speech which was trumped by the "Miracle on the Hudson".

The media is what it is, anon. And I've just given you a way too long explanation regarding your dumbassedness. Conclude the media is fucked up and move on.

1:51 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Bangers and mash? I prefer bubble and squeak." elrond

Me too, truth be told.

2:05 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The right wing blogs I've been reading have been slamming W for his dipshit forays into socialism in the name of "compassionate conservatism". anon again. could be a different anon

Right. How convenient. I've been hanging out with you guys all over the place for the last 6 years or so. The right wing blogs were down with Bush like stink on shit and you know it. Your infantile, worn-out cry of "socialism" directed at W is remarkably like the cry of a desperate chimp running from his cannibalistic troupe.

Here's hoping you get away. Cheers.

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is too bad you haven't the faintest idea of what socialism is or is not. W himself commented that he had abandoned free market principles in order to save the free market.
Instead of waving genitals and flinging poo like your fellow simians, troggy, why don't you try reading up on history, economics, and the Constitution. Then, read MichelleMalkin.com, nicedoggie.net, blackfive.com, etc. If you have any reading comprehension skills whatsoever, you will find that the right wing blog have not been "down with Bush like stink on shit". Instead, they have been down ON Bush like ugly on an ape, a condition with which you are most familiar. Now, go stand in the corner without your sippy cup.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"were essentially the same unbiased media lining up to blow W for access from day one?" -Troglaman

Day one when? 2001? When they were all shouting for his ouster as the "selected not elected" president? A few 'throw me a bone' lines from people pretending to be nonpartisan is hardly proof.

"The lizard-brained media exists to make money. It doesn't give a shit about balance" -Troglaman

This I'll give you.

"It doesn't give a shit about *, partisanship, ideology or God or whatever" -Troglaman

This is where you wax myopic.

"They happen to be buying Obama right now. I know it chaps your hide but get over it." -Troglaman

Buying, no. He's bought and paid for and now they're just protecting thier investment. They will continue to do so for the next 4 to 8 years. Maybe not the 10 that Obama said he'd be in office but long enough to try to convince you they were right.

"Conclude the media is fucked up and move on." -Troglaman

Again you're so close to a rational thought but just miss it. Moving on would mean quitting and it's just not in me.

Your precious little profanity aside, it's actually quite inspiring to have these "unstoppable force/immovable object" vollies.

Yes, I just gave you a compliment, now "just move on".

2:29 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Instead of waving genitals and flinging poo like your fellow simians, troggy, why don't you try reading up on history, economics, and the Constitution. Then, read MichelleMalkin.com, nicedoggie.net, blackfive.com, etc." anon

You're obviously still running. I've directed my tribe to join the cannibalistic chimps. Invite Malkin to join your exodus. The "pimp and circumstance" quote gets her into the "Devoured by Cannibalistic Chimps" club.

You're a lemming, anon.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It is too bad you haven't the faintest idea of what socialism is or is not." clueless anon

I'm an expert on socialism. Ask anyone here. I've been called a socialist more times than than you could shake a stick at (interesting phrase - "shake a stick at"). Anyway, I'm a fucking liberal and I know my goddamn socialism you stupid, fascist slug.

What I know for sure, is that YOU have no idea what socialism is. Bush had to socialize American Banks and mortgage brokers with a 750 billion dollar government (socialist) buy-out because he fucked up. Why? Because he bought into the same fucked up bullshit you do. Your guy did more for socialism in the USA than Marx, Lenin, and Stalin combined.

You and yours had your chance and it all ended up with the nationalization of American Finance. It's now a socialist enterprise. The government owns it. Thanks, jerkass.

You're too stupid to realize you're a closet socialist. Your screwed up ideology has plunked you and me, whether you or me like it or not, into full-blown socialism. The government is on its way to owning our banks because of you and your stupid ideas. Own the fuck up.

Your shit doesn't work. The sooner you realize this, the sooner we'll solve the problem.

4:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The government is on its way to owning our banks because of you and your stupid ideas. "-Troglaman

Bank extortion by ACORN to give loans to people who cannot affort it and democrats looking the other way in 2006 (instead of investigating) is our stupid idea?

That's reaching? No, that's hallucinating.

Do we like that Bush folded like a lawnchair to "bailout" the banks. No, and we fought it. If you haven't noticed, we wanted the failures to fail and have the market correct itself. THAT is our ideal system. THAT does work.

The sooner you realize this, the sooner we'll solve the problem. People can spend our way out of a recession. If the government tries it, it just gets worse.

I don't want to say I told you so, but I will be doing just that in the not-too-distant future.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"If you haven't noticed, we wanted the failures to fail and have the market correct itself. THAT is our ideal system. THAT does work." anon

You might be right. You might also think through what might happen if 50% of the nation can't afford their power bill. Or their mortgage payment. Or their rent. We're on our way, anon. Half a million jobs lost per month.

And you want it to fail. You. Want. It. To. Fail.

Good to know where you stand, you cock sucking moron. Such a patriot. Such an America. Let's all hope it fucking FAILS. That'll be good for EVERYBODY!!

Know what? Love it or leave it, you mother fuckers (I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to tell you all this). Go somewhere else and wish for your neighbor's failure. You believe in America or you don't. You're either with us or against us. Love it or GET OFF THE FUCKING BUS you 'Blame America First' assholes.

I hope you're all aware of the fact that if you don't go along with our new president, you will have declared yourselves as anti-American. You, my friends, are already sounding the Muslim terrorist bell.

Sounding familiar?

Shoe's on the other foot, fuckheads. You start dissing our president, you will automatically be deemed anti-American terrorist sympathizers who are (I'm sure you'll like this part) subject to rendition and indefinite confinement with swarthy Arab anihilists. Mostly Suadis. Simple as that.

Welcome to the party.

4:28 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I don't want to say I told you so, but I will be doing just that in the not-too-distant future." anon the anti-american terrorist sympathizer

You jackasses are never right about anything. $100 right now, anon. Put your money where you mouth is. We'll work out the details. You on?

4:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I want failures to fail. Do you want them to continually be propped up with phony government money that only exists in computers until we achieve hyperinflation? Sorry, silly question.

"You might be right. You might also think through what might happen if 50% of the nation can't afford their power bill. Or their mortgage payment. Or their rent."-Troglaman

*whew* that's a lot of "mights". Tell me this, is it going to rain tomorrow?

What I see in you is someone who doesn't have faith in America. And you call ME anti-American.

Speaking of that:
"You start dissing our president, you will automatically be deemed anti-American terrorist sympathizers who are (I'm sure you'll like this part) subject to rendition and indefinite confinement with swarthy Arab anihilists. Mostly Suadis. Simple as that." -Troglaman

Liberals deemed dissent patriotic. Remember? Surely you've been released from your WalMart detention center. Unless all that talk about those disagreeing with Bush being prosecuted was just... talk.

The next the Supersonics win the NBA finals is the first time I'll take you seriously. Betting or otherwise. Here I'll argue with you. Your vitriol and threats belong on a site where you think your petty bullying tactics work.

3:33 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Your vitriol and threats belong on a site where you think your petty bullying tactics work." anon

Likewise, asshole.

4:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Likewise, asshole." -Troglaman


Get a dictionary, find out what my big words meant and try your response again. Make sense this time.

11:10 AM  

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