DUmmies unleash "The Wrath on Conyers"!

The days are dwindling down to a precious few. The clock is ticking. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the . . . DAYS TO IMPEACH! Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) DEMANDS that the Dems IMPEACH BUSH NOW!!! But they haven't. And they won't.

And whom do the DUmmies blame for this abject failure of nerve? Oh, yes, the usual suspects: Pelosi, Reid, even Obambi. But the man who has been revealed--and thus reviled--for the political grandstander he always has been is the erstwhile Champion of Chimpeachment, none other than Rep. John Conyers (D-Troit). Yes, one and the same! "Nail It to the White House Door" Conyers. "Downing Street Memo Hearings in a Broom Closet" Conyers. "The Day When Everything Finally Changed" Conyers. How the mighty have fallen! The Hero of Lafayette Square has now become the Zero of Laffing-at Squirm. Witness this THREAD, "Conyers Explains Why He Hasn't Impeached."

The DUmmies are LIVID! And NO "explanation" will suffice! NO IMPEACHMENT, NO PEACE! So brace yourself for "The Wrath on Conyers" ("COOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN-YERS!!!"), in BDS Seeing-Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, predicting many mirth-filled months of DUmmie disappointment and disillusionment, is in the [brackets]:

Conyers Explains Why He Hasn't Impeached

[Conyers Explains Why He Was Just Grandstanding]

House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers . . . includes in his new report a foreword that amounts to a seven-page letter to disappointed impeachment advocates.

[Blah, blah, blah. . . . Who cares? Bunch of excuses.]

Throughout the past three years, Conyers has spoken at rallies and events, leading crowds to believe he favored impeachment. . . .

[AND YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVED HIM!!!!]

Conyers suggested he was for impeachment and then assured reporters he was not.

[Rep. John Con-you.]

Conyers continued to hedge and fudge and prevaricate. . . .

[Conyers is a hedge-fudge manager.]

this refusal to promote something likely to fail is coming from a man who every Congress . . . introduces a bill to study reparations for slavery. In fact, I think it is safe to say that most of the bills Conyers introduces or signs onto and actively promotes are deemed guaranteed failures. . . .

[With Conyers, failure is not an option . . . it's a guarantee!]

Imagine where the support would have gone with Conyers' leadership!

[Nowhere!]

impeachment . . . could happen right now if Conyers wanted it to.

[Hey, it could happen! There are still four days left.]

Conyers is an ill wind in a Congress filled with ill winds.

[Conyers is a bag of wind.]

thanks to the cover and complicity of my own party, the Busholini cabal is still walking around free. . . .

[Conyers <3 Busholini.]

You're okay. Conyers is not.

[Thank you, Thomas Harris.]

Ah. A sternly-worded *REPORT*. Well, that's different.

[REPORT BUSH NOW!]

more finger wagging and feigned indignation.

[The Fickle Finger of Feigned.]

I contributed to him after his first report, then later wanted a refund. Just like I'll probably want a refund from Obama. . . .

[The check is in the mail!]

Impeach Conyers!

[NOW!]

Conyers is my representative. . . .

[Impeach YOU for electing him!]

Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are the leaders of this Party. Not Conyers. So where do THEY stand on impeachment?

[In the corner, hiding.]

Obama came out against impeachment in June of 2007. . . .

[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]

This... Is why I backed Kucinich and Gravel first.

[So YOU were the one!]

He can explain till the cows come home. Because of his utter failure. . . .

[Udder failure.]

The bar has been set too high . . .

[. . . said Will Pitt, as he fell off the stool.]

The president would have to murder the Vice President on television.

[Don't give Obama ideas. Biden can really get on a person's nerves.]

Chairman Chickenheart seems to have forgotten to squawk the "looking forward, not back" meme.

[From "Champion of Chimpeachment" to "Chairman Chickenheart." Hee! Hee!]

he used to say you can impeach retroactively, but i've lost hope.

[All ye who enter here, retroactively abandon all hope.]

He should be impeached too.

[IMPEACH CONYERS NOW!]

F*CK YOU CONYERS!!! YOUR FAILURE TO ACT MAKES YOU EQUALLY AS GUILTY!!!!

[COOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN-YERS!!!]

Impeachment is a political process. You Sheehanistas...you never win.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

The ultimate question I would like to know is, who controls and directs our party and makes its unilateral decisions?

[A top Obama adviser . . . oh, what was his name again . . . new guy on the staff . . . oh, yes . . . Kurt Grove.]

F__K CONYERS! His arguments are insulting to anyone with base cognitive abilities.

[And even to you DUmmies!]

they're all complicit.

[IMPEACH EVERYBODY!]

he's spineless, gutless & nutless. . . .

[Crazed Anatomy.]

His excuses are bloviation.

[Your excesses are Bush fixation.]

NO EXCUSES! Conyers & Congress are complicit in the crimes of * Co.

[CONVICT CONYERS, CONGRESS CONCURRENTLY!]

our entire Congress is corrupt and probably planted by Bushco (and/or mind controlled)

[Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control.]

it also makes one wonder, what the hell is wrong with Americans? What kind of drugs is everyone on anyway?

[IMPEACH AMERICA!]

I still want to give Conyers the benefit of the doubt.

[TRAITOR!]

The fact that many of us were unsuccessful in convincing our lily-livered Dem representatives to fulfill their Constitutional duties won't let any of us off the hook. . . .

[IMPEACH OURSELVES!]

Conyers writes 7 pages of excuses that amount to one big pile of bullsh*t.

[It's a seven-sheet job!]

What if some 1 out of a million fluke occurred and it happened tomorrow within a matter of hours?

[If we all just . . . think real hard . . . and clap our hands . . . IMPEACHMENT WILL HAPPEN!]

I believe that this experiment of the US of A is coming to an end. The South can be its own country and have NASCAR as its national past time. The Midwest will just grow corn and soybeans. New England will have colleges. California will be California...maybe a North one and a South one.

[I'm a Midwesterner. Can we grow some other things, besides? I tell ya, corn and soybeans, corn and soybeans, meal after meal--it can get a little tiring.]

Despite this and all the hopelessness, doom, gloom and late hour, I still haven't given up on impeachment. Am I crazy?

[Yes.]

If they (Dick & W) were both impeached on Jan. 19, I'd be satisfied. . . . I will hang on to it until Jan. 20. . . .

[This reminds me of a James Bond movie where the villain is about to blow up the world and there's a clock counting down and James has to get to it before the last seconds expire. We're all on the edge of our seat!]

. . . and keep hanging on to it afterwards (I don't care if it's 50 years from now).

[Impeachments Are Forever.]

For people like Conyers to tap dance around impeachment. . . . I think there's been some dark stuff going on. . . .

[RACIST!]

Something is coming.

[I sense it.]

Get to the f*cking point already. If I want to read war and peace I will pour a glass of wine and light a cigar.

[Read the DUmmie FUnnies instead! Li'l Beaver will light up a cigar with you!]

the Democrats . . . would never stand behind impeachment--have you seen most of them EVER have the fricking guts to stand up to Bush on anything in the last eight years?????? . . . I've said this for years on DU--Godd*mn it I'm the anti-Will Pitt. . . .

[You mean you're not a dependable party hack who would vote for anything with a "D" after it, in the hopes of getting a job?]

john conyers is the biggest disappointment in washington
out of ANYONE it is conyers
he reeks of disappointment
he drips of disappointment
he is saturated with disappointment
he is useless
he is a liar
he is nothing more than a slap in the face. . . .

[COOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN-YERS!!!]

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BONUS PARODY! Click and sing!

IT'S NOW OR NEVER (Time to impeach)
Tune: "It's Now or Never"

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
We're now past 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

When I first saw Bush
And that evil Cheney
My life's been awful
My skies turned rainy
I've watched all these years
Chimpy's smirks and Dick's sneers
Now that we won
Let's have some fun--
Impeach!

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
We're now past 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

Just like a bad weed
Spreading rage enlarges
That's why we don't need
No stinking charges
Bush just needs kicking
And the clock is ticking
This ain't so tough
Make something up--
Impeach!

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
We're now past 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait!