When Harry Met Silly: KOmmies rip Reid over Traitor Joe
Head KOmmie KOs and his KOmmies are out of KOntrol! What has sparked this outrage, this boiling explosion of anger? Something Rush Limbaugh or the Rethuglicans did? No-o-oh! The culprit is none other than DEMOCRAT Senate Leader Dingy Harry Reid! And what is his crime against humanity? Playing nice with Traitor Joe Lieberman. You see, Dingy Harry apparently has agreed to let Traitor Joe continue to chair a committee, even though the Connecticut Quisling endorsed John "George W. Bush" McSame. Perhaps Dingy Harry is trying to pull Traitor Joe back over to the Dem side, for purposes of reaching a super-majority. That might actually be a smart thing for a Senate Majority Leader to do. But NOOOOO!!!!!!!! That is ANATHEMA to the Purity Police! Thus yesterday morning Head KOmmie KOs posted THREE (3) threads in rapid succession, HERE, HERE, and HERE, denouncing Dingy Harry and the Dems as tone-deaf DINOs. KOs's three brief diaries generated almost TWO THOUSAND KOmmie KOmments, so we'll just KOncentrate on the first thread, "Reid calls Lieberman a 'Democrat.'" So don some flame-retardant clothing as we watch the KOmmies read Reid the Riot Act, in Flamethrower Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the prospect of an ongoing Circular Firing Squad, is in the [brackets]:
Reid calls Lieberman a "Democrat"
[Is that an insult or a compliment?]
Yo Harry, the people of Connecticut spoke to that one. Lieberman is not a Democrat.
[Fine, let Ned Lament chair the committee. Whoops! The people of Connecticut elected Joe Lieberman, didn't they?]
There isn't a more tone-deaf group of people anywhere in this country than inside the U.S. Senate.
[Head Kommie KOs thinks "Senate Hearing" is an oxymoron. Now let's hear from some KOmmies . . .]
My wallet is sealed. . . .
[And your underwear is soiled.]
I'm sure the Dem leadership rationalizes that the netroots will go along with them anyway, that we'll have our fit of pique and then just get over it.
[And they would be correct.]
Not a dime. Ever.
[Not One D*mn Dem Dime!]
Reid has to be primaried, and we need to find a challenger out in Nevada now to groom for 2010!
[Siegfried or Roy?]
Someone should start a Lieberman betrayal countdown clock.
[B minus 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . .]
I wrote them an e-mail, telling them not to come looking for money from me again.
[Unless your name is George Soros, I don't think they really care.]
I am done with the DSCC. They can suck eggs.
[But the yolk's on you.]
Dem senate is craven or corrupt, take your pick.
[I pick "c," both of the above.]
And while I'm not out to hijack the thread, HRC as SoS is NOT change I can believe in.
[But the Tigress of Tuzla is FEARLESS on foreign tarmacs!]
DUMP HARRY REID! He's a limp dick.
[Mrs. Reid checks in. . . .]
They may as well elect Joe as Majority Leader. All he has to do is threaten to leave the caucus, and they'll give him whatever he wants.
They voted to support Joe Lieberman. He is OFFICIALLY THEIR ALBATROSS now.
[Traitor Joe Lieberman, Official Albatross of the Democrat Party.]
now THAT's vindictiveness we can believe in! yay cynicism and revenge! Long live the punishing spirit!
[I detect a note of sarcasm.]
I am very, very angry right now.
[So what's new?]
Wise and powerful is Obama, he has seen this well in advance and has a plan.
[John Kerry had a plan.]
Start by hanging Reid in effigy. . . . Then set the effigy aflame as the TV news crews record the action! Perhaps the jerk will get the message.
[Hunka, hunka burnin' love. . . .]
Reid Couldn't Lead Sailors To A Whorehouse. . . .
[And he's from Nevada!]
Reid was a great Whip. . . .
[Now he's a lousy Wimp.]
I felt nauseous this morning on my way to work. Now I know why.
WE, The People, voted for Change, and this is, again, More Of The Same. It's as if we don't even exist.
[Did somebody say something?]
Harry Reid isn't even a Democrat... he's a Douchocrat.
Harry caved to none other than Barack. . . . I still support Barack, but let’s be realistic, Obama is not a liberal.
[Karl Marx would not be liberal enough for these people.]
How could Barack "save" the Dems from themselves, . . . when he was all onboard the Keep Lieberman Train from day one? He never wanted to punish Lieberman, either, and now we are stuck with Smucky McSmuckerson.
[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]
Someone start a f*cking 3rd party that isn't represented by nutcases so I can get off this political shortbus.
[You'll get off the shortbus when Obama throws you under it.]
Reid appears to be getting more and more clueless all the time. Senile dementia?
My post-election high is quickly evaporating.
[Needs More Cannabis!]
I bet the Republicans are having a great laugh over how we got punked and still came back for more from our own party.
[You've been reading the DUmmie FUnnies, haven't you?]
I'm amazed that Lucy can ALWAYS get Charlie Brown to kick the football.
[YOU'VE been reading the DUFUs, too!]
now Lieberman owes Obama big time. . . .it's better to have your enemies inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
[Obama, the All-Wise and All-Powerful, the Most Merciful, piss be upon him. . . .]
We want leaders, not contortionists.
[benburch wants contortionists.]
Joe Lieberman could take a sh*t in Harry Reid's mouth in the middle of a caucus meeting, and they'd still let him stick around.
[For that kind of entertainment value, if nothing else.]
Now let's all be friends. Who wants milk and cookies?
[I love you, you love me, we're a happy family . . .]